My cat

[Demon_Ash]

Yesterday I was in my room and saw my cat sleeping under a blanket. I know it was him because I felt the blanket. I started to walk out my room and down the stairs when I saw my cat. The same one I felt sleeping under the blanket. I know he didn’t run past me because I just have to turn right twice from my room and I’d be facing the stairs. I picked him up and put him in my room. I went downstairs for a couple minutes and went back to my room. I found him sleeping in the same spot as the last time I saw him.

:confused: How could my cat be sleeping in my room and be on the stairs on the same time? :confused:

[Justinian 1]

Cause he's magic.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

Why didn't you lift the fucking blanket after noticing your cat was on the stairs?

[BeastDad1987]

Is this really worth a thread?

[Awesome McManly]

not really.

My guess, lay off the crack. Shit plays games with your mind.

Either that, or try to die. If movies have taught me anything its that a magic kitty will bring you back from the dead, and give you super powers. Best case scenario, you stay dead and stop making stupid threads.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

Best case scenario, you stay dead and stop making stupid threads.
ZINGG

[töm]

Monsieur Justin, would you like to write an advice column for <i>MOOSEPAPER OH FIVE OH YEAH!!</I> ?

[Awesome McManly]

Monsieur Justin, would you like to write an advice column for <i>MOOSEPAPER OH FIVE OH YEAH!!</I> ?

ha ha! Sure, why not.

[Invader Jenny]

I doubt your cat was really under the blanket to begin with. You might have felt him there, but since you didn't see him you were probably just imagining it. It was probably just your socks or something.

[Justinian 1]

Jenny doubts the magic cat!

[maxx]

I know it was him because I felt the blanket.

You sure it was your cat? Are you sure it wasn't some inanimate object, like a pillow?

[Tom Bosley]

it'z cuz ur gay

[tass]

cats don't usually sleep under blankets anyway, do they?

there's probably a couple weird ones here and there, but for the most part?

[Tom Bosley]

mine does.

I will take pictures tonight.

[Forever Finite]

show us your cat under the blanket, and i'll show you mine.

[Tom Bosley]

I'll show you my "cat" alright :****

[Forever Finite]

only if i can ...scratch it behind the ear? a little help, here.

[Tom Bosley]

you want to scratch behind my cats ear? with... your tongue? :**********

[Forever Finite]

please stop kissing your posts.

[Charnye West]

EWWWW

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[Tom Bosley]

nice

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[Tom Bosley]

i constantly play xbox..

<font color="maroon" size="7">YEAH SATAN</font>

[SLUM WIZZARD]

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[Charnye West]

Who IS that girl?

[SLUM WIZZARD]

Wouldn't you like to know...

[Awesome McManly]

probably yo momma!

[Invader Jenny]

Or someone your momma slept with last night.

[Demon_Ash]

I know it wasn't a pillow because my pillow was at the head of my bed.
Magical cat?!

[AngryGoatFace]

Jenny doubts the magic cat!

this "magic cat" was probably caused by either sleepwalking or one too many tequilas. :robot:

[Linzoy]

It could have been your shoe or a stuffed animal or something. But in my opinion you're insane.

[Tom Bosley]

queer.

[Demon_Ash]

It could have been your shoe or a stuffed animal or something. But in my opinion you're insane.
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