Men's DAY. WOMEN, give us joy and presents.

[Kelvan]

Todays is the day of men, sovjet army and marine forces. Today women please
us men.

:o :o :o :o :o

[töm]

banned.

[Kelvan]

truth!

[Kelvan]

today i've got two boxes of sweets from anonyme fangirls.

[Kelvan]

should i've been pleased the other way?

[Kelvan]

are you hinting that my fangirls are my own mom & grannie?!

[Justinian 1]

Your mom gave you conversation hearts for valentines day?

[Modest Proposal]

I'm your fangirl Kelvie ;)

[Kelvan]

well, that explains a lot. =)

[Modest Proposal]

It does, doesn't it?

[Vile]

Orgy.

[Modest Proposal]

I'm in!

[Kelvan]

It does, doesn't it?
Unless you tell me how you can be my mom when my mom is completely stupid
at computers.

[Modest Proposal]

Telephone

[Vile]

...

that's zach, kelvan.

[Tom Bosley]

Orgy.


IT MEANS PLACE YO MOUTH AT THA END OF MAH PIPE AND PUFF PUFF PUFF BEEYATCH

[Justinian 1]

Oooh this is like like an episode of Jerry Springer!

[Modest Proposal]

Minus the fakeness!

[Vile]

fakeness is a word?

[Justinian 1]

And most people here have birth certificates.

[Kelvan]

Zach?!!!!!!!!

<img src=http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=12421&stc=1>

[Modest Proposal]

And most people here have birth certificates.

Shit, we were suppose to keep those?

[Vile]

Hey Kelvan! That's him alright.

Beat him up with your unparalleled wit and boyish good looks.

[Modest Proposal]

Nooo!!! Please no!! Anything but that!! ='(

[Davey Rootbeer]

HEY, YOU PEOPLE.


Stop being so....



People.


THAT IS ALL.

[Vile]

Get outta here, davey.

Theres a boy-fight goin' down. Sexy.

[Justinian 1]

Yes sir :( .

[Kelvan]

Hey Kelvan! That's him alright.

Beat him up with your unparalleled wit and boyish good looks

<img src=http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=12422&stc=1>

[Vile]

... Where the hell are you getting those?

And what are you suggesting?

[Modest Proposal]

AHHHH!!! Please no! Ah!!!

[Tom Bosley]

More.... More....

[Vile]

*fapfapfap*

[Neon Tears]

Well slap my ass and call me Susan! What's this we have here?

[Modest Proposal]

No! No More!!

[Justinian 1]

Don't do it Kelvan! That's what he wants you to do.
(That was in respnse to Bosly.)

[Kelvan]

if i'll show you what we are going to do here, even the fact i am tom's best apprentice won't save me from spiritual destruction.

[Vile]

Let's talk about me.

[Justinian 1]

Shit, we were suppose to keep those?
Who said anything about legal birth certificates?

[Modest Proposal]

Who said anything about legal birth certificates?

Nice

[Kelvan]

Why that?

[Vile]

I'm banning you all for not talking about how pretty I am. Like, right now.

[Modest Proposal]

Don't ban, that isn't nice you know. :(

[Vile]

Again you fail to mention my fabulous figure.

It's too late.

[Modest Proposal]

You have a fabulous body and a sexy face. ^_^

[Kelvan]

And what do I have, Modest?

[MST3Kakalina]

In sovjet russia, women please YOU!


...wait a second!

[Kelvan]

what's wrong?

everything's great

[Modest Proposal]

In sovjet russia, women please YOU!


...wait a second!

Nice Reference

[Kelvan]

pretty quotation

[Lord Koopa]

I like your two word sentences, Kelvan.

I'm highly aroused.

[Vile]

Why is everyone trying to be aph?

[Davey Rootbeer]

URGE TO BAN RISING.

rising rising RISING.

[Vile]

Do it, David.

<b>Do it.</b>

[Tom Bosley]

Why is everyone trying to be aph?

because i'm cooler than you.

[Invader Flak]

Kill.

Kill.

Kill.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

All work and no play makes Davey dull boy. All work and no play makes Davey dull boy.

[Tom Bosley]

dude he's hella pissed he says because is professor won't push into his poopchute or something.

[Davey Rootbeer]

Oh that's gone and did it.

[Kelvan]

Death to everyone.

[töm]

I whole-heartedly back this new "Kill Everyone" initiative.

[SmurfPudding]

I didn't bother to read the first 4 pages....but will say something about the original topic now, just to be reamed with rejection from people i couldn't give a fuck about....at this point, i've forgotten what i was talking about, but my point is still important....reflect on what i've said

[Davey Rootbeer]

And Garf descended from the Heavens, and laid down the law to Davey. They discussed at great length for several days and several nights, and during this time, the forumites were indecisive, at the foot of mount Admin, where no one by Davey dare tread. Some ventured that the Davey had vanished, some argued the will of the Garf was a fallacy, and some spammed, saying that there was no leader.

After several days had past, they melted their gold down and molded a golden Aph, as an idol to worship. the aph posted tubgirl and spammed much and modified his signature with Tables, and the Forumites blindly followed this idol.

Meanwhile, Garf had set forth his will, and Davey had enscribed it on two stone tablets: ten commands that were to be henceforth known as the FAQ and the Poll.


Upon the return of Davey, carrying the heavy stone Vbulletin code, he saw that Golden Aph, and the chaos that ensured in his absence. In a fit of anget, he smashed the FAQ and Poll, and destroyed the Golden Aph, decreeing that Garf would pass judgement on those who had sinned and spammed.

[Kelvan]

plagiator

[töm]

i laughed, i cried, i LOL'd at the Golden Aph.

[Invader Flak]

I never worshipped the Aph. I kinda wandered around, confused.

[SmurfPudding]

I feel good....this is so superficial.....no...its beyond superficial. Its ultraficial.

[Kelvan]

Aph as an idol! Pagans.

[SmurfPudding]

The united church of agnostics.....join us or you will go to hell....maybe....

[Kelvan]

stfu. you agnostics deny hell, you should know that, pudder.

[SmurfPudding]

i know that....hence the "maybe" part..... its a joke.....a shitty joke....but whatever

[Invader Flak]

My name...is...Kunta...Kinte...

*thwack*

[Kelvan]

uroboros

[Linzoy]

For some reason I drew an uroboros on my wall a while ago and it's still there.

[Kelvan]

a snake eating itself?

[Linzoy]

Yes.

[Kelvan]

<center><img src=http://www.missioncreep.com/hagen/vision/uroboros.jpg></center>

[Meat Load]

Kelvan, Kelvan, Kelvan.


Why?

[Kelvan]

E sara mia colpa, se cosi e?
<i>Machiavelli</i>

[Davey Rootbeer]

The end justifies the means.


that's a sorry excuse to murder in cold blood.....

[Kelvan]

No.
Is it mine fault everything went so?
No.
~
<i>Non mea culpa.</i>

[Dr. Badman]

HEY, YOU PEOPLE.


Stop being so....
*Childish

[leatherface]

*super intellegent?

[Dr. Badman]

No.

[Kelvan]

shutup