Tom is not cool

[Invader Bugs]

the title says it all

[Invader Dim]

he broke the moose. HE BROKE THE MOOSE! HE BROKE THE MOOSE !!!!!

[Tom Bosley]

The Shareef Don't Like It.

[BreadObama69]

you broke the internet.

[Invader Dim]

I say we burn 'em. I mean ban him.

[Tom Bosley]

I say you're a fag.

[Invader Dim]

im a cigarette? thats what you come up with?

[Invader Dim]

classic retaliation for classically stupid attempted (3rd grade) insult

[Tom Bosley]

Hey, why don't you learn english before you make a sentence?

[Invader Dim]

haha this coming from you? its gonna be a while before I stop my laughing at that one. your a funny guy.

[яёђэюя]

Hey shut up nigger you're a nobody here.


edit: I didnt post this, aph did


-V


editx2: ah who gives a shit, you are a nigger.

[Invader Dim]

awww his little girlfriend is sticking up for him. how cute. pathetic, but cute.

[яёђэюя]

PLEASE SIR DONT HURT ME

[Invader Dim]

so. I would rather not be known, than to be known anything like you.

[яёђэюя]

I GIVE UP










FAG

[Awesome McManly]

Is anyone else seeing a large black abyss on page 1?

I'm scared. Aph, make it stop!

[Rory Storm]

Aph? More like ASS.

[Invader Dim]

hey if my english is so horrible than teach me the errors of my ways. but you probably can't. so whatever. frankly I'm to high to give two shits what you have to say. a couple of thirteen year old kids, who don't have five pubic hairs between 'em. I'll stay as long as I like.

[ManiacTHP]

How in fuck's name dose Tom Bosley have 100,000,089 posts?

[яёђэюя]

<font color="red">H</font>ey if my english is so horrible<font color="red">,</font> th<font color="red">e</font>n teach me the errors of my ways<font color="red">,</font> but you probably can't. <font color="green" so whatever.</font> <font color="red">F</font>rankly<font color="red">,</font> I'm to<font color="red">o</font> high to give two shits <font color="red">about</font> what you have to say. <font color="red">A</font> couple of <font color="red">sixteen</font> year old kids, who have <font color="red">too many</font> pubic hairs between 'em. I <font color="red">will leave right now.</font>

Eat it.

[Justinian 1]

That sounds like what he said.

[Invader Dim]

that's grammar.

[Rory Storm]

How in fuck's name dose Tom Bosley have 100,000,089 posts?
He asked for it.

[the minimoose fan]

Then I demand to have Tom Bosley banned.

[Rory Storm]

I second...oh wait. No I don't. HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

[Davey Rootbeer]

The forumites had become wicked and spamful, and were making threads with no sense or intelligance. Aph looked down at the dreadfulness of the board, and decided that none were justified to post furthermore. he said unto Davey, "yea, I shall flood the land, destroying all of forumkind's wickedness and sinfulness. You have no chance to survive make your time, ha ha ha". To which the Davey replied , "It is foolishness! to do so would cause great damage to the faith of the people in the allmighty Garf." to which the Aph replied "Then let it be so, and test the people's faith.".

And Davey built an Editpost Protocol, and took with him two good posts from every forumite, and kept them out of harm's way, and retreated to the Computer Lab to work on printing posters for the Student Association, as it rained tables, and threads closed.

For 40 minutes, and 40 seconds, it continued to rain tables, until the first page of offtopica was covered by nothingess. Opon his return, the Davey observed the sight of the chaos and destruction the tables had wrought, and decided that it was not moral to destroy wickedness by depriving the forumites of their privleges, and proceded to banish the aph for a period of several weeks, and undid the damage of the flood. the wicked threads had been destroyed, and the forum bcame repopulated again by the posts that the Davey had kept safe.


~Book of Moose 3.08: "The Flood"

[the minimoose fan]

The forumites had become wicked and spamful, and were making threads with no sense or intelligance. Aph looked down at the dreadfulness of the board, and decided that none were justified to post furthermore. he said unto Davey, "yea, I shall flood the land, destroying all of forumkind's wickedness and sinfulness. You have no chance to survive make your time, ha ha ha". To which the Davey replied , "It is foolishness! to do so would cause great damage to the faith of the people in the allmighty Garf." to which the Aph replied "Then let it be so, and test the people's faith.".

And Davey built an Editpost Protocol, and took with him two good posts from every forumite, and kept them out of harm's way, and retreated to the Computer Lab to work on printing posters for the Student Association, as it rained tables, and threads closed.

For 40 minutes, and 40 seconds, it continued to rain tables, until the first page of offtopica was covered by nothingess. Opon his return, the Davey observed the sight of the chaos and destruction the tables had wrought, and decided that it was not moral to destroy wickedness by depriving the forumites of their privleges, and proceded to banish the aph for a period of several weeks, and undid the damage of the flood. the wicked threads had been destroyed, and the forum bcame repopulated again by the posts that the Davey had kept safe.


~Book of Moose 3.08: "The Flood"
Why do yu get to be god?

~it's Noah, not god.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

[HOMERCHESTRA]

So yeah, what happened?

[töm]

:(

[Invader Bugs]

not you töm. if it was you, it would have ö instead of o.


töm is cool

[MST3Kakalina]

stop bickering. Dim, no one cares about you.

stop breaking the board, aph.

[Lord Koopa]

My brain isn't working.

[MST3Kakalina]

do you want a prize or something?

[Lord Koopa]

Yeah.

[MST3Kakalina]

you get the "no one really gives a shit" prize. congratulations!

[Lord Koopa]

Dude thanks.

[Lord Koopa]

that thing is so awesome. post something huge so i can see the whole that thing is so awesome. post something huge so i can see the whole that thing is so awesome. post something huge so i can see the whole that thing is so awesome. post something huge so i can see the whole thing.

That should be big enough.

[Lord Koopa]

Son of the Mask.

[Invader Dim]

stop bickering. Dim, no one cares about you.




never said anyone did. and please tell me why I should give even the smallest percent of myself to caring whether you care about me?

::edit::
what actually gave the idea that anything I said has to do with anybody here "caring" about me.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I love it when they say they don't care that we hate them, because it means that they totally do.

[MST3Kakalina]

never said anyone did. and please tell me why I should give even the smallest percent of myself to caring whether you care about me?

::edit::
what actually gave the idea that anything I said has to do with anybody here "caring" about me.
you felt yourself in a well-liked enough position to go after V and aph. this implies an assumption that you are in the right and that others will come to back you in conflict, hence your belief that we care about you.

your retorts lack literacy and wit, both of which are actually present in Aph and V, even if they oftentimes choose to disregard it.

so zip it.

[steffi]

not you töm. if it was you, it would have ö instead of o.


töm is cool
I was about to get out my bannin' stick.

you're lucky. <i>this time.</i>

[яёђэюя]

stop bickering. Dim, no one cares about you.

stop breaking the board, aph.

Clean your face first.

[MST3Kakalina]

cleaned it three hours ago. sorry :)

[Invader Bugs]

I was about to get out my bannin' stick.

you're lucky. <i>this time.</i>
this time?


........im scared

[яёђэюя]

You forgot to pop. <img src="http://67.18.37.14/157/154/emo/thKKKPICKLE.gif"><img src="http://67.18.37.14/157/154/emo/thKKKPICKLE.gif"><img src="http://67.18.37.14/157/154/emo/thKKKPICKLE.gif"><img src="http://67.18.37.14/157/154/emo/thKKKPICKLE.gif">

[MST3Kakalina]

that isn't very nice :(

[яёђэюя]

Neither is banning me.

[MST3Kakalina]

i'm going to assume for the moment that aph has hijacked V's account, and so i say to that:

neither is fucking up the board with sketchy HTML.

[Dr. Badman]

you felt yourself in a well-liked enough position to go after V and aph. this implies an assumption that you are in the right and that others will come to back you in conflict, hence your belief that we care about you.

your retorts lack literacy and wit, both of which are actually present in Aph and V, even if they oftentimes choose to disregard it.What's up with you? Someone isnt well-liked enough to have an opinion?

And since when do either of the forum fucknut duo have any trace if wit?

[Linzoy]

Dim is the one who asked why he should care what other people think of him, and he got a response.

[MST3Kakalina]

What's up with you? Someone isnt well-liked enough to have an opinion?

And since when do either of the forum fucknut duo have any trace if wit?
i think they do. it just manifests in a way that involves annoying the piss out of everyone nine times out of ten. i know you don't think "LOLZ FAG" is indicative of that, but i think it's obvious they're both brighter than that.

and Dim can have an opinion, fine. but he was doing more than stating an opinion.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

rwam wouldn't be complete without aph or v.
they suck, but it just wouldn't be the same.

[Demon_Ash]

hey if my english is so horrible than teach me the errors of my ways. but you probably can't. so whatever. frankly I'm to high to give two shits what you have to say. a couple of thirteen year old kids, who don't have five pubic hairs between 'em. I'll stay as long as I like.

Buy a dictionary! Study, memorize it, ect.

[яёђэюя]

What's up with you? Someone isnt well-liked enough to have an opinion?

And since when do either of the forum fucknut duo have any trace if wit?

Since your father neglected your mother after she told him she was pregnant with you, fuckface.

[Shiv]

*lick*

[Dr. Badman]

"jon a tron" - RWAM was easily better before they showed up. Less stupidity.

Since your father neglected your mother after she told him she was pregnant with you, fuckface.Nope. No wit here. Just a school-yard insult from one with a school-yard mentality.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: grow up, kid.

[яёђэюя]

aph is cool.

you guys are dirty arab terrorists.

[Awesome McManly]

Hey!

Watch your mouth, boy!

I'm ashamed to hear you stereotyping people like that.

Not all dirty Arabs are terrorists.

[MST3Kakalina]

nor are all Arab terrorists dirty.

[Rory Storm]

And not all dirty terrorists are arab.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

your mom is not cool.
She's hot.

[Awesome McManly]

way to kill my joke, guys. :(

[robot]

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