a world without men?

[Linzoy]

Is any of this true? (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/giggle)

It isn't impossible- a lot of reptiles have no males in their speices. The females create babies from their own dna. The problem with this is that the speices can't adapt to their enviroment any more, so they tend to go extinct quickly. But humans don't really need to adapt to their enviroment physically, we can manipulate it using our brains.

[Vile]

I don't think I'd like it very much. I'd miss the companionship-blah blah.

[Forever Finite]

that would be the worst. a planet populated by women? forgive my wide-eyed shivering.

[strawberry kiss]

Pass.

[Forever Finite]

hahaha. i like how all the black girls are guys because their hair is short.

[Vile]

Plus, who would chop our wood and step on the scary spiders?

[MST3Kakalina]

bah. i like my boys, thank you very much.

[t3]

Yes, but what they forgot to mention is that 5,000 generations from now, we won't need women OR men; sexual reproduction will be obsolete because the collective information held in all human brains will have been stored on the nanoscopic harddrives making up most of the synthetic brains used by computers and superintelligent game consoles of the future, and Earth will be ruled forever by an invincible race of cyborgs with the ability to learn stuff, and probably eventually go on to make crappy movies and cheaply assembled toys based on those movies, which will come packaged with the unhealthy but highly coveted fast food of the future. (human digestive tracts will be harvested for installation in robots, so that they may experience the sensation of taste, you see, and only really rich robots will be able to afford them.)

Either that, or we'll all blow up long before that. I don't mind saying that I think things'd be far more interesting if the robots lasted longe nough to take over.

[Meat Load]

I can't see mammals evolving into reptiles any time soon.

But I didn't read the thing, so whatever.

[töm]

Good job, science. Bravo.

Seems all right.

edit for sex: <img src=http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=12439&stc=1>

this is too hot.

[steffi]

not as awesome as beesex. THAT I SAW WITH MY OWN EYES.

I think I'll also skip on the no-male world.

[töm]

but look! he's holding her hot trembling thorax with his teeeeeeny tiny little buggy arms as he... GOSH!

i'm sweating.

[Kelvan]

tom = fornicator
and shall it be so for ever
~
yes, kakman, I agree with you, as far as I myself was supporting such theory
in the past. I mean look around! I've noticed, that males are becoming more
female, and females are becoming more male! What's going on?! Heh - i'll tell
you - we are running towards so global unification, which involves even our
natural sex segregation! I've seen women with a penis, and I've seen men with
a vagina. The future is clear - germafrodytes or artificial reproduction.
Banzay!

[Linzoy]

Kakman?

[Kelvan]

mst3kman

some say kelvan has an awful habbit to name people with names they most hate

[Shiv]

I like men :(

I think a lot of the gender bender issues that increase in modern society are a result of two things though. One, overpopulation, two, Marriage and sex are suddenly supposed to go hand in hand. No, no, it hasn't always been this way. Think back to Roman times when men kept their wives for baby making and their male and female lovers for fun.

Also, for the women's benefit, women have a basic instinct to be attracted to loving father types for roughly two weeks in their cycle, but they're attracted to sexy manly men for one week (the other week is for hating all man kind). Some people see this as a sign that women are naturally inclined to cheat. If you look at the divorce rate in modern society, it seems that humans, as a monogomous animal, aren't very monogomous. Especially in terms of dating before marriage. All the signs show that humans merely pair up for child rearing, a very unusual method compared to other monogomous animals...

On the other hand, men are much weaker than women. Birth defects and disease are much more common in men, women more often survive said birth defects and disease, and women generally have a longer life expectancy.

[BreadObama69]

I'm pretty happy in being alive right now.

[leatherface]

What about transvestite men?

[Kelvan]

what about transsexuals?

[Meat Load]

I've seen women with a penis, and I've seen men with
a vagina. Transsexual hookers don't count, Kelvan.

[Kelvan]

It's an obvious example of my notifications, Trogg.

[Meat Load]

Who with the what now?

[Kelvan]

Man as a woman, woman as a man...
or is it another way around?

[Meat Load]

Oh.

Well, I'm pretty sure that today's feminine men and masculine women have very little to do with the evolutionary progress of the species.

If you get what I'm saying.

[Kelvan]

uh no, i am too stupid.

Social life results on nature, Trogg.

[Meat Load]

Okay.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

could a woman with a penis impregnate a man with a vagina?
i'm fairly fairly sure the answer is no
but what if the answer was yes
what a fucked up family

[Shiv]

The oldest story of all. Man meets woman.... woman turns out to be man......

[Awesome McManly]

I swear I didn't know!

[Kelvan]

It's all your fault.

[eqze]

I can't see mammals evolving into reptiles any time soon.
http://www.alessonislearned.com/lesson005.html#navi2

[Rory Storm]

So...what, the house turned into a reptile? What would happen if you put a reptile over the flame? And more importantly, imaging if we could travel time....we could put a stop to it.

[Davey Rootbeer]

A good thread is like one of those new episodes of the simpsons.

how it ends, completely is different than how it starts, and how the middle is has absolutely no seemingly connection between the beginning and end, except for a thin branch of a tall, tall tree.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

I'll be back on sunday mid-day. don't miss me too much.

[Shiv]

Myah, buh bye!

*protects her purple flame* hehehe.

[Sayna]

But humans don't really need to adapt to their enviroment physically

Why not?

I'd hate a world without men, but I'd like a world where both genders are equal.

[Rory Storm]

Equality? HAH! There is no such thing as equality, and that is unfortunate.

[Sayna]

Equality? HAH! There is no such thing as equality, and that is unfortunate.

Yeah. Then we'd all have to be exact replicas.

...And all in the same place at once.

....I just freaked myself out. Okay, I wouldn't like that. Just a world where we didn't have all this gender-role bullshit.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

Well, the males of other reptiles make up for it by having two penises.

[Shiv]

They might have two dicks, but a lot of them are half the size of the females. Makes sense in speciece where the males eat their own babies I suppose...

[robot]

sounds like something out of SCUM manifesto or something

[Sayna]

Well, the males of other reptiles make up for it by having two penises.

That must be confusing. If they were too indecisive, they'd never have sex.

[tater]

oh blah. that sounds like a bunch of crap to me. and besides, do you know how long it's going to take to go through 5,000 generations? it's been estimated that humankind is only that many generations old.

i'm just glad i won't be around to see it. i'm a big fan of the male half of the species. *waves a little penis flag* go men!

[Justinian 1]

If humans still have genetic cloning and mulipulation technology by that time then future humans probebly won't allow that to happen. Those who do evolve will probebly cause public outcry and be killed stunting the evolution a bit, kind of like in Xmen and Waterworld.

[Sayna]

i'm just glad i won't be around to see it. i'm a big fan of the male half of the species. *waves a little penis flag* go men!

Me too.

[MST3Kakalina]

:: waves a well-endowed penis flag ::


OH BUT I AM WITTEH.

[tater]

*feels inadequate* hey, they say size doesn't matter!

[MST3Kakalina]

well, i hate to break it to you, but...


size <i>does</i> matter.

[Sayna]

XD









....I wish I had something else to say.

[tater]

well it only matters if it's abnormally small. even then, there are other ways to .. um .. get the same effect. i just need an understanding lover, is all. *hides her little penis flag and opens one of those penis enlargement emails*

[Corn 2.0]

And I'm guessing you found that next to the porn and breast enlargment emails.

[tater]

please! i'm classier than that! it was between offers for a dating service and diet pills. you insult me with your assumptions.

[töm]

I hate penises. Please stop it. You are sawing upon my nerves.

[tater]

oh töm, someday you too shall come to enjoy the wonders of the penis. all in good time, m'boy, all in good time.

[töm]

Lies. I am utterly tired of the penis. I'm tired of it being shouted. I'm tired of it being drawn on school books. I'm tired of it being worshiped as the only worthwhile part of the anatomy.

Stop it or else I'll fire you.

[Shiv]

*dances round the local maypole*

[Dr. Badman]

*metaphor for rooting the resident manwhore*Oh, you.

[Shiv]

*innocence* Stop twisting my metaphors badman.

[AngryGoatFace]

could a woman with a penis impregnate a man with a vagina?
i'm fairly fairly sure the answer is no
but what if the answer was yes
what a fucked up family

the answer is no--transsexual people cannot conceive.

[Sayna]

Lies. I am utterly tired of the penis. I'm tired of it being shouted. I'm tired of it being drawn on school books. I'm tired of it being worshiped as the only worthwhile part of the anatomy.

Stop it or else I'll fire you.

Hmmm.... well, I kinda agree with you there. We should vandalize the town with drawings of clitorises, just to even things out.

[Vile]

They'd mistake them for "o"s.

[töm]

Yeah, the boys would not understand what you are trying to accomplish.

[steffi]

maybe just draw all of the vagina extremely detailed in sharpie on the auditorium seats.

[töm]

this is a brilliant step forward in gender equality.

[Awesome McManly]

psh! whatever.

I'm sure there are vaginas drawn all over the stalls in the womens washroom.

[Kelvan]

They don't need that. You can say, there are vibrators drawn in men's washroom.

[Sayna]

psh! whatever.

I'm sure there are vaginas drawn all over the stalls in the womens washroom.

No, but there should be!

[Linzoy]

Badly drawn dicks have oppressed us for too long.

[Corn 2.0]

http://img213.exs.cx:81/img213/6915/noodle9db.png

LOLZ i DREW A PENIZ 1N PA1NT!11!!!11z

[Awesome McManly]

that looks more like a poorly drawn flower.

...

with square petals.

[t3]

Why is it that I get more emails offering breast enlargement than anything else? WHY?? .....is there something you guys aren't telling me??

[Awesome McManly]

Yes. Keith, this is hard to tell you but... your feet really smell.


whooo! that felt good.

[ManiacTHP]

I don't need a man because I am unable to have children. Thus, I don't need a man to help produce offspring.

However, I can't imagine a world without men, who will us women make fun off?

[Sayna]

And.... do things with?

[tater]

Lies. I am utterly tired of the penis. I'm tired of it being shouted. I'm tired of it being drawn on school books. I'm tired of it being worshiped as the only worthwhile part of the anatomy.

Stop it or else I'll fire you.
oh please, sir, i beg your pardon. i think that it is a fair balance between the penis and breasts. breasts are drawn just as much, if not more, on school books, not to mention they have thier own search engine "booble" and i believe they are worshipped just as much as any penis.

and you can't fire me, i'm protected by the union.

[töm]

I am going to use the Sherman Anti-Trust laws to bust your union, you dirty commie.

Listen, woman. I see no breasts. No one here draws breasts. Just penises. And what the hell is that even about? It must be a cultural motif or something. Hard-fucking-wired into the brains of males. Instinct, perhaps? "Protect the tribe, hunt for food, mate, and draw penises on things: the instincts of the male." I mean, seriously? Where do they learn these things? One day, it just must occur to them "Oh, I should draw a penis! HAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNEE." It's a psycho-cultural question. What is to be gained by this behavior? And where does it come from?

I say, at the last school at which I was "educated," I was nearly PRAISING the work of an actually pretty-darn-good penis representation drawn on my desk in Latin class. And that's pretty bad. It's just that... it's everywhere. I want to know where it comes from, and find a way to stop it.

It is hurting our society.

[Vile]

It's because boys are icky. :<

Actually I always thought it was because boys.. you know, explore their sexually more visually, or something.

[töm]

It's not sexuality. It's stupidity. But I guess in many ways, those both can greatly urge the other on.

I don't think these boys are thinking anything sexual in the least when they do this. They're just not thinking at all.

[Vile]

Well, I still think it's expressing sexuality in the most primative form, whether or not they realize it isn't important. Surely you don't think they'd have the same facination if the penis was just a tool for waste disposal, do you?

Or, it could be rebellion. You're taught the penis is a nasty, dirty private thing, and what do you do? Draw it on a wall. It's "hilarious" because it's frowned upon.

[Linzoy]

Yeah, it's probably a rebellious thing.

[Vile]

I'd love to think they tie in together or something. It'd sure justify writing them both down.

[töm]

You might be on to something.

But I don't see the rebellious nature in doing something that everyone else does. Maybe I'm just dumb. Or maybe I'm only in this psychology-degree program because I want to be a involuntary shock therapist.

I'm glad we had this discussion, Vile.

[Vile]

Oh, me too. It does my heart good to bother to reply to anything even half serious.

Nowadays I don't even enjoy coming here.

[Charnye West]

Sometimes I yell it really loud at school.

I guess it's just a word people look at you funny when you say, but they can't condemn you because it's a real thing that a little more than half of the people these days have.

I mean, I got one, so I can say the word, right?

[töm]

You have been jaded, Vile. You should see a doctor.

Stage Beans, you are the enemy.

[Charnye West]

Aw, man.

Not again.

[Vile]

Negative. I'll just write poetry or become a doctor.

[Charnye West]

Do YOU think I'm the enemy, Vile?

*sniff*

[Vile]

No, think you're a charming young boy.

*curtsy*

[Lord Koopa]

i love it when internet ppl pretend to be dumb for attention, or act like they need reasureance from some1 else that they are good and important.

[Vile]

Huh?

Clearer. Into the microphone.

[Lord Koopa]

Oh sorry, I was doing another one of my posts where I speak with poor grammar.

[Vile]

dammit Koopa, you are seriously pissing me right the hell off at the moment, profuse bleeding from my vagina or not. one more one-line, useless post out of you and i'll fucking kick your teeth in.

[töm]

Negative. I'll just write poetry or become a doctor.Clever girl. That might work. That's what Argan ended up doing in <i>Le Malade Imaginaire</i>.

Give an enema,
Do a bleeding,
And purge.

[Lord Koopa]

dammit Koopa, you are seriously pissing me right the hell off at the moment, profuse bleeding from my vagina or not. one more one-line, useless post out of you and i'll fucking kick your teeth in.

whats with the sudden hostility?? lol

[Sayna]

I am going to use the Sherman Anti-Trust laws to bust your union, you dirty commie.

Listen, woman. I see no breasts. No one here draws breasts. Just penises. And what the hell is that even about? It must be a cultural motif or something. Hard-fucking-wired into the brains of males. Instinct, perhaps? "Protect the tribe, hunt for food, mate, and draw penises on things: the instincts of the male." I mean, seriously? Where do they learn these things? One day, it just must occur to them "Oh, I should draw a penis! HAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNEE." It's a psycho-cultural question. What is to be gained by this behavior? And where does it come from?

I say, at the last school at which I was "educated," I was nearly PRAISING the work of an actually pretty-darn-good penis representation drawn on my desk in Latin class. And that's pretty bad. It's just that... it's everywhere. I want to know where it comes from, and find a way to stop it.

It is hurting our society.

Yeah... all I see is penises. Like the crudely drawn phallus on the back of the seat in front of me on the bus.

[Sayna]

.....or act like they need reasureance from some1 else that they are good and important.


.....That's not an act. :(

[Lord Koopa]

whatsup commander???

[tater]

I am going to use the Sherman Anti-Trust laws to bust your union, you dirty commie.

Listen, woman. I see no breasts. No one here draws breasts. Just penises. And what the hell is that even about? It must be a cultural motif or something. Hard-fucking-wired into the brains of males. Instinct, perhaps? "Protect the tribe, hunt for food, mate, and draw penises on things: the instincts of the male." I mean, seriously? Where do they learn these things? One day, it just must occur to them "Oh, I should draw a penis! HAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNEE." It's a psycho-cultural question. What is to be gained by this behavior? And where does it come from?

I say, at the last school at which I was "educated," I was nearly PRAISING the work of an actually pretty-darn-good penis representation drawn on my desk in Latin class. And that's pretty bad. It's just that... it's everywhere. I want to know where it comes from, and find a way to stop it.

It is hurting our society.
i'll just declare WWI on your ass and you'll have to give me whatever i want because of the work shortage. HAH!

well, dear, it's not MY fault you don't see any breasts. talk to steffi.

seriously, i think it's a difference in age. i see a lot more boobs than i do penis-es ... es. (what is that plural, anyway?) high school boys are still fascinated with themselves. hence the penis game and drawings. by the time they hit college, they've moved on to wanting to see girls naked (they don't actually figure out what to DO with a naked woman until AFTER college, if at all). hence the "booble" and other drawings.

there is also the fact that the penis is more fascinating to both men and women. it has more of a universal appeal, where as breasts are only really oggled by men and lesbians. the majority of heterosexual women are mystified as to breasts appeal.

in conclusion, it all depends on your environment as to what is more prevalent. you're just stuck with the adolescents at the moment.

[Kelvan]

Give an enema,
Do a bleeding,
And purge.

barbaric

[Shiv]

there is also the fact that the penis is more fascinating to both men and women. it has more of a universal appeal, where as breasts are only really oggled by men and lesbians. the majority of heterosexual women are mystified as to breasts appeal. I'm quite heterosexual, and I like breasts. I can look at a pair and think, they're nice, or they're nasty just as a man would. Penises on the other hand are ugly ugly things. You don't want to look at them, you just want to use them.

[Dr. Badman]

Hahahahah.

Shiv wins.

Boobs are awesome - Meat pillows on your chests that house your nipples. Fun for everyone.

[töm]

wait... there are crude drawings of breasts in college?

THIS IS MY FUTURE?

[Vile]

I will fill my college walls with uteruses.

[Lord Koopa]

I will fill them with Go-Gurt.

[Vile]

Stop ruining my half-jokes, jerk.

[Lord Koopa]

I'll half-agree.

[Linzoy]

That means you half disagree, which means you're a hypocrite... or something.

There is a coherent thought in this post, you aren't looking hard enough.

[tater]

I'm quite heterosexual, and I like breasts. I can look at a pair and think, they're nice, or they're nasty just as a man would. Penises on the other hand are ugly ugly things. You don't want to look at them, you just want to use them.
hence the use of majority. i like them too. i am of the opinion that my breasts are one of my best features. i've always been proud of them. and there is just something about a nice pair of breasts that you just can't seem to take your eyes off of. i was just making my point. :)

and yes, töm, your future lies in breasts. or at least between them

[Kelvan]

Everyone can have nice breasts, with some silikon in them.

[MST3Kakalina]

i find penises reasonably aesthetically appealing. certainly more so than vaginas.

[Kelvan]

depends from sex

[Lord Koopa]

this thread is really creeping me out guys lol

[Sayna]

hence the use of majority. i like them too. i am of the opinion that my breasts are one of my best features. i've always been proud of them. and there is just something about a nice pair of breasts that you just can't seem to take your eyes off of. i was just making my point. :)

and yes, töm, your future lies in breasts. or at least between them

I hate mine. They're small with gargantuan veiny discolored nipples.

[Lord Koopa]

I have manboobs.

[Sayna]

That must suck.

I bet they're bigger and prettier than mine, though. ._.

[Lord Koopa]

That must suck.

I bet they're bigger and prettier than mine, though. ._.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. La la la la la, warm it up. La la la la la, the boys are waiting.

[Sayna]

Indeed it is. =(

[Lord Koopa]

Ben Stiller's milkshake is better than mine, I must say.

[Shiv]

I like my breasts too. They're not very big, but they're about a handfull, so that's good enough for me ^_^ Also, I like women with the big asses. That is, when I'm drawing a woman and she's meant to be sexy, she has the child bearing hips. It's what I think is sexy. i find penises reasonably aesthetically appealing. certainly more so than vaginas. Yes, vaginas are even more uglier than penises. That's why there's hair down there!!! What is with the people shaving? No one wants to see that X( blerg!!!

[MST3Kakalina]

I hate mine. They're small with gargantuan veiny discolored nipples.
hey now. nothing wrong with large nipples.

[Sayna]

hey now. nothing wrong with large nipples.

Are you sure?

[MST3Kakalina]

positive. i'm in the same boat as you <small><s>and my boy says he quite likes them</s></small>.


AHEM.

[Sayna]

Finally, a tiny ray of hope!

[MST3Kakalina]

'sides, i think small nipples are freakish, much like i think bony models are freakish.

[Sayna]

I think the same thing, but I still care about how others think I look, even though I shouldn't.

I mean, other people are the ones who'll be looking at them and judging them, that's why it worries me that everyone only likes the small and medium sized ones and huge breasts.

[MST3Kakalina]

yeah, true. but the only person looking at mine thinks they're fine how they are, so. you know.

[Vile]

positive. i'm in the same boat as you <small><s>and my boy says he quite likes them</s></small>.


AHEM.


*raises hand*

I'm captain of this huge nipple boat.

[MST3Kakalina]

pah! i'm talking a good 2, 2.5 inch diameter, here. if i'm not captain, then i'm certainly the first mate.

[Vile]

And here I am with a measly 1.5

White Flag, I say.

[MST3Kakalina]

:: raises the jolly roger ::


avast, me hearties. we set sail at sunrise tomorrow!

[the minimoose fan]

Where are you going? Cancune for spring brake?

[töm]

i am intrigued by your nipple-boat and i would be interested in receiving your newsletter.

[Awesome McManly]

Okay, I find breast with what I refer to as dinner plate nipples a little weird, but I don't think your 2.5 inches is what I'm talking about. I've only ever seen them on a girl with double d's. I don't think they're too common. I think nipple preference varies though.

[MST3Kakalina]

<g>HEY GUYS, LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT NIPPLES AND START PLAYING AS PIRATES.

[Awesome McManly]

nipples are the new cock.

[MST3Kakalina]

i've probably mentioned more about my nipples than any sane person would care to hear. cock, on the other hand, never gets old. EVER.

[tater]

Yes, vaginas are even more uglier than penises. That's why there's hair down there!!! What is with the people shaving? No one wants to see that X( blerg!!!
ugh. i have a girlfriend who does that and ... i just don't get it. i'm too afraid to put a razor anywhere near my vagina anyway. might nick something important, you know?

if koba's captain, i get to be first mate! mine are a good 2 inches diameter at least.

no worries sayna, big nipples are perfectly fine. my sexual history includes three guys and all of them found my nipples quite appealing. there is much hope. :)

[MST3Kakalina]

i trim as a courtesy to any wayfarers to my nether regions. i imagine shaved would be ideal, but honestly, it just feels waaaaaaaaaay too weird and itchy and no. plus, razor + vagina = bad idea.

[Davey Rootbeer]

I hereby declare this the new Boobs thread.

it is a ressureaction of coincidental intrests that just so happen to follow the same path of discussion. we are indeed lucky to have been granted this gift.

*makes offering to forum gods*

*Chants*
E MUJA OUI, ALJKA;;SKLA!!!




What JT said is true though. If you have it, there's going to be SOMEONE out there who likes it. it's like E-bay. Only with boobs.

[MST3Kakalina]

davey, did you change anything in your sig? i used to not be able to see the hebrew characters, and now i can. i DID download some char and font packages, but i don't remember being able to see your sig after i got them.

[Vile]

I shave my vagina because I find body hair disgusting. It's all gross and pricky.

Y'arrr. On this good ship I be the... eh.. you know, whatever position is open.

[Charnye West]

More like... a THREAD without men.


But don't let me interrupt.

[MST3Kakalina]

Stage Beans is this thread's equivalent of the creepy kid that always tries to get an eyeful through the hole in the girls' shower.

[töm]

why are there always holes in the girls' shower? someone should fix that.

[Charnye West]

Well, it was all fine until someone stuck a pencil in the hole.

Now I'm frickin' handicapped.

[tater]

i trim as a courtesy to any wayfarers to my nether regions. i imagine shaved would be ideal, but honestly, it just feels waaaaaaaaaay too weird and itchy and no. plus, razor + vagina = bad idea.
well, i'd thought about it a couple of times. sometimes when i'm wrestling with my little brothers i get those hairs that get stuck between your body and your underwear and that just fucking hurts. i DO keep that trimmed, but otherwise ... i dunno. i don't like like the way it gets all itchy and prickly when it grows back.

yeah vile, it wouldn't be all pricky if you'd let it grow back. after a week or so the itching goes away too.

*cough*mine are DD's and my nipples are only a 2 inches or so*cough*

*will now stop talking about her body parts if the pirates are ready to set sail* yar!

[Sayna]

no worries sayna, big nipples are perfectly fine. my sexual history includes three guys and all of them found my nipples quite appealing. there is much hope. :)

Yeah, but what about veiny gross ones? On tiny little boobs?

And I agree with you girls on the not-shaving thing. For some reason, there just needs to be hair there. Otherwise it'd just look wrong.

[Vile]

More like it just looks better.

Hair is gross. Vile's mini essay


Today I am discussing why hair sucks. Or, first of all, how it CAN'T be sucked. You see, oral sex must be quite unnerving if your girlfriend reminds you of mighty joe young.
Wouldn't smoother be better?

Periods are messy. Why let the bush get clogged with blood? It'd look like roadkill.

It's always pricky. It's always stiff, it curls, it looks like an Idon'tknowwhat, and fellows, I do not what that growing out of my vagina.

I want masturbation to feel good to the two parties involved! The hand, and the vagina

Thank you.

[tater]

*looks at her boobs* aren't they all kind of veiny? i don't think that's gross, just normal. i think.

and even tiny little boobs have their admirers. also, keep in mind the fact that most guys are going be too busy processing the fact that they can see your boobs, not how big they are or what the nipples look like. ;)

[Sayna]

Wow! Yours must be terrible, because mine doesn't do any of that!

Today I am discussing why hair sucks. Or, first of all, how it CAN'T be sucked. You see, oral sex must be quite unnerving if your girlfriend reminds you of mighty joe young.
Wouldn't smoother be better?

I wouldn't know about that. ...Yet.

Periods are messy. Why let the bush get clogged with blood? It'd look like roadkill.

That does become a problem. I just wash it whenever it's that bad, and use tampons a lot.

It's always pricky. It's always stiff, it curls, it looks like an Idon'tknowwhat, and fellows, I do not what that growing out of my vagina.

Mine never seems to do any of that for some reason. It's curly, but not stiff and pricky and annoying.

I want masturbation to feel good to the two parties involved! The hand, and the vagina


Mine never gets in the way of that at all!

I guess I just have some awesome pubes. *shrugs*

Wow... this is an odd topic.

[MST3Kakalina]

eh. i don't think hair looks THAT gross down there. much like a bonsai tree, your pubic hair just need to be regularly trimmed to be beautiful. otherwise, nasty things like urine, menstrual garbage and STUFF (wink wink!) get stuck in there. i read somewhere that a quarter to half an inch is a good length.

[Sayna]

*looks at her boobs* aren't they all kind of veiny? i don't think that's gross, just normal. i think.

and even tiny little boobs have their admirers. also, keep in mind the fact that most guys are going be too busy processing the fact that they can see your boobs, not how big they are or what the nipples look like. ;)

That's good, too! I'm just worried because mine seem to look messed up. I've never seen any that look like mine. (Although it may be because I barely see any.)

Is it normal for them to be cone shaped, too?

eh. i don't think hair looks THAT gross down there. much like a bonsai tree, your pubic hair just need to be regularly trimmed to be beautiful. otherwise, nasty things like urine, menstrual garbage and STUFF (wink wink!) get stuck in there. i read somewhere that a quarter to half an inch is a good length.

Yeah, maybe that's why mine doesn't bother me. It's never grown longer than that!

And I think it's pretty. Maybe because it hides the wrinkly gross thing it's growing on.

[Vile]

I think it looks like a dead hedgehog.

My opinion.

Ps. My boobies are firm. Bad?

[Vile]

OH I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION!

I seem to have a little pimple on my inner labia beside the clit. It hurts like hell. I found it yesterday. What the hell, guys?

[Sayna]

OH I ALSO HAVE A QUESTION!

I seem to have a little pimple on my inner labia beside the clit. It hurts like hell. I found it yesterday. What the hell, guys?


O_O

OW!

[Vile]

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.

AM I GOING TO DIE.

no really. what.

[Sayna]

THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.

AM I GOING TO DIE?

no really. what.

If anything bad happened to my clit, I probably would. I'd die of boredom and lack of motivation.

But I have had a pimple there. It just went away, though.

And firm boobies are probably fine.

[tater]

More like it just looks better.

Hair is gross. Vile's mini essay


Today I am discussing why hair sucks. Or, first of all, how it CAN'T be sucked. You see, oral sex must be quite unnerving if your girlfriend reminds you of mighty joe young.
Wouldn't smoother be better?

Periods are messy. Why let the bush get clogged with blood? It'd look like roadkill.

It's always pricky. It's always stiff, it curls, it looks like an Idon'tknowwhat, and fellows, I do not what that growing out of my vagina.

I want masturbation to feel good to the two parties involved! The hand, and the vagina

Thank you.
*coughs more* to save a bunch of people a lot of unessecary mental images i'm only going to say that i've never had any complaints (don't think about that one too hard, you'll hate yourself in the morning).

periods ... aren't a problem. tampons are wonderful things. and even with pads, most of the liquid stuff gets sucked down into the pad. or you could, you know, just wash it ;)

and technically it's not growing out of your vagina, it grows on your pubic area for a variety of reasons. your vagina is inside you and hairless. i've actually read that it's medically advised to NOT shave. something about maintaing the balance of bacteria and yeast. when one or the other is too high you have all kinds of trouble, including yeast and bladder infections and all kinds of urinary tract problems.

*feels like a health book*

[MST3Kakalina]

well, firm boobies = good. don't know what to tell you about your genital pimple. don't touch for a couple weeks...?

edit: i've also read in places that washing your pooter TOO much is also bad, in that it upsets that bacteria balance you mentioned.

i hate tampons. i refuse to stick anything in my vagina that doesn't belong there unless it's going to result in an orgasm.

[Vile]

Is that what it's called? Does it have a name?

Is... this.. <i> the end?</i>

[Sayna]

and technically it's not growing out of your vagina, it grows on your pubic area for a variety of reasons. your vagina is inside you and hairless.
*feels like a health book*

That too! It's only on the outside of the labia majora, and the mons.

*feels like a latin teacher*

[Vile]

You know what I meant.

[tater]

haha. i've only ever gotten two of those pimple things. they hurt like a BITCH. mine went away in under a week. otherwise i'd see a doctor.

cone shaped are normal too. you should go look at porn sites, sayna. it's amazing how educating those things can be.

[Sayna]

i hate tampons. i refuse to stick anything in my vagina that doesn't belong there unless it's going to result in an orgasm.

I used to think the same thing until I got used to them. The first few I used hurt like hell!

[Sayna]

cone shaped are normal too. you should go look at porn sites, sayna. it's amazing how educating those things can be.

I would if it wasn't for AOL Guardian. This conversation already worries me!

(Cone shaped as in "looking like the corner of a ziplock filled with water, and kind of saggy?")

[MST3Kakalina]

"The first day I used a tampon was the best day of my life." --my mother


no thanks, though. i'll deal with my pads, thank-you-very-much. i might switch to tampons once i lose that obnoxious hymen, but i doubt it.

[tater]

EDIT: sorry for the graphics. proceed with caution

hey, the only thing i ever really learned from a fashion magazine was that most women don't use tampons right. that's why they hurt so much. you're supposed to put that cardboard thing up there first and then push it out. like, you're fingers should be touching you when you're done.

[Vile]

Tampons are jesus. I'm wearing one right now. This is a rollercoaster ride of great.


Seriously, don't pads splatter and stuff? Why would you want to sit in your own blood?

[Sayna]

"The first day I used a tampon was the best day of my life." --my mother


no thanks, though. i'll deal with my pads, thank-you-very-much. i might switch to tampons once i lose that obnoxious hymen, but i doubt it.

I hate that little bitch! But the fact that I'm not-very-roomy to begin with might also be why tampons were such a pain.

But now I think they're worth it. I'd hate to be unable to swim and always feeling like I'm straddling a mattress.

[tater]

I would if it wasn't for AOL Guardian. This conversation already worries me!

(Cone shaped as in "looking like the corner of a ziplock filled with water, and kind of saggy?")
aww. well then you'll just have to go buy some! :) hehe.

seriously, there is almost no such thing as an abnormal breast. it all has to do with genetics. looking back through your family (mother and father side), do they have similar shapes? if so, then you've got no need to worry. even if you don't, you're probably still normal.

[Vile]

Um..
this is a tad offtopic, but how do you know if you still have a hymen?

[MST3Kakalina]

yeah. my boobs are cone-y and saggy as well.

[MST3Kakalina]

Um..
this is a tad offtopic, but how do you know if you still have a hymen?
i've heard that some girls are born without one, but generally, you can tell when you've lost it.

[Vile]

*pokes around up there*

*feels nothing*

[steffi]

no, they usually get stretched by bicycle riding and stuff you do as a kid. most girls only have it partially, and you wouldn't be able to tell very well anyway. and it is at the very opening. it's just skin. there's nothing to feel up inside there other than the canal.

[Vile]

ok, I geddit.


The G-spot= fact or fiction?

[tater]

well technically you could have broken it already. it's easy to do, apparently. sports and other such physical exertions can break it. i honestly don't know much more about it. mine got broken before i really understood much of anything about my sexuality, much less how to masturbate properly. my fingers had never gone anywhere near my vagina yet. sorry. i could find out if you'd like.

[Sayna]

yeah. my boobs are cone-y and saggy as well.

Then mine are okay, but I still don't like them!

no, they usually get stretched by bicycle riding and stuff you do as a kid. most girls only have it partially, and you wouldn't be able to tell very well anyway. and it is at the very opening. it's just skin. there's nothing to feel up inside there other than the canal.

What about that annoying feeling like it's being stretched too much and it hurts?

[steffi]

http://www.scarleteen.com/body/female_anatomy.html

[tater]

ok, I geddit.


The G-spot= fact or fiction?
fact. definite fact

[Vile]

How do I find it? Because I never get any pleasure out of masturbatory penetration.

[Sayna]

Neither did I, Vile. It feels too weird.

[Vile]

It just feels.. "eh".

[Sayna]

That too! It's like "Hmmm... well, this is okay, I guess, but it's not great."

Maybe it's different when it's actually a guy?

[steffi]

me either, but a guy feels completely different. promise you that.

[tater]

a guy is definitly different, but i think it's easier to find by myself. the best way to describe it is that it's an inch above the opening. feel around a little and you'll hit a small spot that feels kind of ... ridged. you'll just notice the difference. if you rub that spot, it might take a bit, but it works wonders

[steffi]

"If you put your finger inside your vagina, towards your belly, not your back, you may feel a spongy length of tissue that is a bit like the roof of your mouth in texture (if you have short fingers, you may not be able to). That is the infamous g-spot, or Grafenburg Spot, another potential source of, or contributor to, sexual pleasure or orgasm. Understand, however, that not all women find the g-spot being touched or stimulated to be pleasurable, and it doesn't lead to orgasm magically in every woman. It isn't a magic button, it is simply another part of your genital anatomy that is responsive to pleasure. In addition, stimulation of the g-spot may also lead to an orgasm in which some women ejaculate, or release fluid from the urethra. This is not urine, even though it may feel that way. As well, women can ejaculate from orgasm with or without g-spot stimulation."

[tater]

well steffi seems to be much better at this than i am and my baby beckons me. i'm off to tell him i've been talking about vaginas all night. i'm sure he'll be thrilled :)

take care all and good night.

[steffi]

yay. vaginas.

[Sayna]

me either, but a guy feels completely different. promise you that.

Yay.

a guy is definitly different, but i think it's easier to find by myself. the best way to describe it is that it's an inch above the opening. feel around a little and you'll hit a small spot that feels kind of ... ridged. you'll just notice the difference. if you rub that spot, it might take a bit, but it works wonders

I think I found it once, and I tried that, but it didn't do much. It just felt weird, and not pleasurable. Kind of annoying.

[MST3Kakalina]

yay. vaginas.
and while we've been discussion vaginas, MY boy has been programming.


=C

[Sayna]

Since we're all being self-conscious teenagers/young adults:

What about potbellies? Are they nasty and horrible? Because I kind of like mine sometimes. But other times I hate it.

[MST3Kakalina]

i hate everything about my body, so i'm not the best person to ask about body appreciation.

[Lord Koopa]

You know what would be funny? If I posted in this thread now and found myself unable to relate to the subject matter.

[steffi]

no, that's not funny at all.

[Lord Koopa]

I rarely say anything funny.

[Dr. Badman]

Someone delete Koopa from the internet.

Ontopic, I guess: I think I'm A-sexual. Penises disgust me completely, and Im not attracted to vaginas. Boobs look like fun, though. I really like boobs.

People can have a healthy relationship without sex, right?

Right?

< = '

[Awesome McManly]

:eek:

[Linzoy]

I've come to the conclusion that people who think they're asexual just aren't visually sexual. A lot of asexual people like having sex but they still call themselves asexual. I think some people aren't shallow. They don't get crushes on other people based on their appearance, but they might be intrested in them intimatly if they like their personality.

[Sayna]

I think I'm that way. Occassionally I look at cute guys, but never in a very sexual way. I have to REALLY like somebody for more than their body to actually find them desirable.

[Justinian 1]

I'm kinda like that Sayna. I find girls with better personalties more physicaly attractive then one's without for some reason.

[Lord Koopa]

A gynecologist came to my school and told us about STDs, and that scared me away from being interested in sex for at least a year or two.

[Linzoy]

I can admire somebody for being unusually good looking, but I'm never actually attracted to the people who I think are the best to look at. I've never had a crush on a celebrity.

[Sayna]

I'm kinda like that Sayna. I find girls with better personalties more physicaly attractive then one's without for some reason.

Maybe that's because if a person is beautiful but mean, people still hate them? Like if a guy was REALLY INCREDIBLY AMAZINGLY cute, but an asshole, I'd still hate him.

I can admire somebody for being unusually good looking, but I'm never actually attracted to the people who I think are the best to look at. I've never had a crush on a celebrity.

I sort of have, but never a big one. I think their personality is important in attractiveness, too.

A gynecologist came to my school and told us about STDs, and that scared me away from being interested in sex for at least a year or two.

Heh, yeah.


After my mom's talks about what can go wrong during childbirth, I think my fallopian tubes have tied themselves into knots.

[Lord Koopa]

Honestly, it was enough that he told us about the STDs, he also showed us pictures of the effects of STDs. He even said which pictures he had taken that morning.

[Sayna]

O_O

Eeeeew!

[Lord Koopa]

Now do you understand why I'm so scared?

[Dr. Badman]

Linzoy: Yeah. There was an A-sexual thread a while back, but it was filled with children.

:eek:I know we had plans - Once you were finished with that slüt we would be together. Im afraid your vagina has nothing to offer me but lies and fluid.

Im probably not A-sexual, anyway. Just inexperienced. I just see little appeal in a dickhole at this point in time.

[Linzoy]

Yeah, I remember that thread, I made it.

For health class I have to make a "sperm game". We have to create a board game where you play a sperm and the object is to be ejaculated. We aren't even allowed to use vulgar language in writing the directions. I hate health class. Oh and koopa it's sexually transmitted infections, not diseases, stop being so politically incorrect.

[Vile]

hahaha. "Sperm Game"? Holy shit.

With our Health class, I think the best memories are the ones where the guys asked what flavors condoms came in, and Brendan standing up and asking about "breast tenderness".

haw. Health class rules.

[MST3Kakalina]

i will love you forever if you work the word "Come" in the title.

[Sayna]

*laughs*

I remember a friend telling me that someone asked if boys had bladders in health class.