If you could choose how you would die.

[Lord Koopa]

I would die with blood spraying everywhere while beating someone with my severed arm.

How about you?

[Rory Storm]

I want to die in a situation where I know I am dying, and I want to, inadvertently, take a bunch of people out with me. I don't want those people's deaths to be my fault...I just don't wanna be alone when I get to the afterlife.

[Kelvan]

I don't want to die, and, what is more important, I cannot die, my mind will still exist and remember the pain, so I rather die from old age.

[Linzoy]

1. I would lose some kind of fight and shoot myself instead of letting my opponent take my life.

2. Plane crash.

3. Some other type of explosion.

4. Killed by a crazy fan.

5. Lack of sleep.

6. Excecuted by some kind of evil fascist goverment thing.

Two types of death that really scare me are being crushed, and getting a stroke. People get strokes all the time.

[Kelvan]

You can survive plane crash.
You can overthrow fascist goverment.
You can kiss the crazy fan.
You can drink coffee.
You can fly high and land on a sheaf of hay.

[Linzoy]

Thanks for ruining all my brilliant ideas.

[Kelvan]

:d :d :d

[deep]

Heh I want to fall into a vat of chocolate...
Maybe not that would be painfull. Maybe drowning in the ocean, in the colder waters.
That just has always seemed cool to me.

[CSMatt]

That's still painful.

I would want to die a quick and painless death, but one that people would remember.

[steffi]

in my sleep due to old age.

[t3]

Being pulled into a wormhole where time and space carry no meaning, and I explode into existence right in the middle of some object at some point in history, the molecular disturbance resulting from which DESTROYS EVERYTHING.

Or, maybe being mauled to death by puppies or bunnies or summat. If I'm gonna be killed by something, it might as well be a cute something.

[Kelvan]

Я вижу пулю в вашей голове, человек.

[Rory Storm]

Kelvin, shut the fuck up. Please? :)

[Forever Finite]

no. never. kelvan, never shut the fuck up.

[töm]

kelvan, à qui parles-tu? kakman?

[Rory Storm]

no. never. kelvan, never shut the fuck up.
Hmmm...I guess you don't know what you have until it's gone...

[Kelvan]

Заткнись сам, идиот. Не видишь что я тут гвоздь программы?
~
J'adresse mes mots à tous les essentiels vivants par terre,
mon ami. Car je - vivant, et toi - vivant, tout - nous - vivant,
nous mourrons vivant.

[töm]

vraiment, il faut qu'il y a une ball pour chaque petit garçon et chaque petite fille du monde! vivez longtemps la Russie!

[BeastDad1987]

I'd like to die in a hospital, and know that I'm dying. Then I could <strike>write letters</strike> email everyone and write any last thoughts and whatnot. I just don't want it to be painful, 'cause pain sucks.

[eqze]

Bungee jumping of a really tall building, and having the cord snap.

Quick, painless death, a good chuckle for those not related, and probably some media coverage too.

[Invader Dim]

I don't care how I die, as long as there is a good reason for my death.

[implode]

i'd just hope it was my own fault.

[Sally]

I want to die like the guy who was trying to heat up his lava lamp on the stove. Or the lady who fused to the couch.

OR WHEN THE VOGON CONSTRUCTOR FLEET COMES TO DEMOLISH THE EARTH TO BUILD AN INTERGALACTIC BY-PASS.

[leatherface]

I eiter want to spontaneously combust, or have my head lopped off by my own chainsaw.

[Magenta]

I'm not sure why, but I'd prefer to die in a car crash just like....WHAM "Oh, hi God, what happened?" I don't think I could deal with knowing I was going to die.

Other choices: unexpected death in sleep, or guillotine. Guillotine sounds nice....nice and painless.

[Justinian 1]

I'd like to die like that guy with the bandages on his head in "Aliens", pulling a grenade on myself and taking a few punks with me.

[Invader Flak]

I'd like to die in order to make a difference. You know, being that ONE guy that causes great social change (hopefully for the better).

But for now, I wouldn't mind a death involving something that technically defies the laws of time and space, like in HL2.

[Magenta]

Flak wants to become a spontaneously combusting martyr.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

If I die, I'd either like it nice quite and painless, or, if it needs to be painful, everyone around me is going to be showered in my remains. You know, like a human bomb or something. Or maybe some ninja-suicide thing. Like they do when they lose a fight and don't want to disgrace thier families. Yeah, those are some cool ones. Also, falling all the way to the ground from as far into space you can get without floating away would be cool, and id pass out before hitting the ground due to lack of oxygen, which is nice and painless. I also get to either create a huge crater in the ground or take out some important office building, which would be cool. And I'd make the news.

[Invader Flak]

Flak wants to become a spontaneously combusting martyr.

I'll Jihad...your momma!

[ManiacTHP]

I want to die being mauled viciously by a pack of rabid butterflies.

[leatherface]

Buteerflies? Wouldn't being pollinated to death hurt like crazy?

[ManiacTHP]

I don't think so. I think it would feel more like a mild tickle.

[Rory Storm]

Tickled to death? That's the way to go...kind of like grabbing a smoke in an oxygen tent...BOOOM

[Invader Jenny]

I wanna be shot. I've always seen myself getting shot for some reason. And usually because I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. But don't want to see it coming - like a field execution or something. No, no, no. I wanna get it in the back/head/chest. And I get shot either because I'm fighting in a war zone, or running to safty because the Middle Eastern fuzz is on my tail for spreading the word of Christ and a very Muslim world.

I guess I wanna go out a hero of some kind.

It's kind of interesting to think about. We are all going to die. It's inevitable. Eventually we are really going to take our last breath somewhere, some how, some way. People can fantasize what their wedding will be like, or their first child, but none of the that is a guarentee. However, death is.

I have no fear of death. I know where I'm going when I die. My life here on earth is more of a mission; a "military duty assignment" if you will. When my job here is done, I can go home. I just don't know when, where, or how that will happen.

[Vile]

I'd like to die during orgasm, please.

[robot]

i've heard that when you drown, you temporarily enter a peaceful, trance-like existance and everything in the world becomes clear. that'd be pretty cool.

[Forever Finite]

i suppose the drowned man told you this?

[Shiv]

Either painlessly or hilariously... Last words are fun, what would you like yours to be? Mine would be "this sucks!".

[Vile]

"Tell them I said something"

[Lord Koopa]

"I hope I didn't leave the oven on."

[SLUM WIZZARD]

"You wouldn't..."

[robot]

i suppose the drowned man told you this?

:( i laughed at this alot

[Shiv]

'no, no, you're wrong!!! The meaning of life is..........................'

[Shiv]

that's like, a vow of silence or something... a vow of silence would be fun... if a little impractical.... you could talk with a portable white board...

[Invader Jenny]

I'd like to meet a monk who took a vow of silence but who also suffered from turrets syndrom.
--------------------
"If I don't make tell my wife I said 'hello'."

[Justinian 1]

I wanna die in a big firefight that lasts at least 10 minutes.

[BreadObama69]

Old age at 94.

[Davey Rootbeer]

I would want to die in order to save the lives of others.

but I would want to have become a hero first, and having had obtained a meaningful life. my loss would provide a great gain for the world, at that point...

"Humankind cannot gain anything without you first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That’s is alchemy’s first law of Equivalent Exchange."


...I've been watching way too much FMA.

[eqze]

I can't find episode 7. Darn Ares.

Last words? "Nah, this thing isn't loaded--"

[deep]

I don't want to die in a hospital, or of something terminal. I'm scared to death of something like that happening.
Does anyone know if they have to embalm you?

[AngryGoatFace]

James Dean's last words: "That guy has got to stop".

[Justinian 1]

Yeah. dying terminaly sucks, because you suffer and you know your going to die usauly for awhile.

[Justinian 1]

I would like to take my own life after making a Caribean Empire with some of the eastern coast of Mexico via mercenaries, improving standard of life there and making it a first world nation then exploding a nuclear bomb in Mexico leaving my mark on the world forever carving a statue of me in the crater with my name on it, thus preserving me forever. Then when the U.N./U.S. send deathsquads to kill me because I am to powerful for their comfort, kill myself.

[poonchy's bro]

I don't know how I want to die, but I certainly don't want to die like any of the victims in Se7en. Remember the Sloth victim?

[O.o]

in a perfect world- decapitation by broadsword
reality- probably falling off of something

[Vile]

I don't know how I want to die, but I certainly don't want to die like any of the victims in Se7en. Remember the Sloth victim?


No. Fill me in.

[Vile]

Sexy.

[poonchy's bro]

Yeah, that was Gluttony.

Sloth - druggie tied to bed and forced to live for a year
Pride - killer cuts off nose of woman, woman chooses death over help
Greed - lawyer forced to cut off a pound of flesh, for the pound of money that he made, or something like that
Lust - hooker forced to have sex with a spiked dildo

For Envy and Wrath, you'd have to see the movie.

[Vile]

aww
eww
aww
oww

No no. I want morrre.

[Invader Jenny]

Well, I now know that I'll never see THAT movie.

[Charnye West]

I needa see that movie.

I'm going to get myself on death row as soon as I've had a full life, order the BIGGEST FRICKIN' LAST MEAL EVER, then get death by Guillotine with my hands in the air with the \m/ metal salute.

Ho yeah.

[poonchy's bro]

No no. I want morrre.

K'.

Envy - instead of the sinner, the main cop's wife and unborn baby died here. The killer went to her apartment and cut her head off because he wanted the life the main cop had. Killer Guy used this to provoke the cop in the end.

Wrath - when his wife died, Main Cop Guy's life was essentially over. Killer Guy had already killed Main Cop Guy's heart, or whatever by killing his wife and baby (thereby "killing" the Wrath person in a sense) and provoking the cop to shoot Killer Guy. Killer Guy was the "envy" person (since he was envious of the cop guy's life), so in a sense the killer got all the se7en people killed that he wanted, and the bad guy did win. Pretty sick shit.

[Forever Finite]

:( i laughed at this alot
no fair teasing me. i'm telling mom!

[whodaimen]

I would raise a cult of ten people, then sacrifice myself on purpose like jesus, then have my cult claim I lived, and write a book called WHODAIMANITY

[Kelvan]

sucker

[Linzoy]

I saw that movie when I was like 10 on tv. I'm glad I don't remember it.