Ebay item goes for 7,600.

[whodaimen]

guess what it is (http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5559938963&rd=1)

[Invader Flak]

Entensity.net

[Takker]

so...w-what was in the envelope?

[Invader Jenny]

A kitten. A very flat kitten... made of PURE GOLD!

That is just mad crazy. Why couldn't I think if something like that. I could use the money.

[deep]

Things like this make me want to quit getting an education and just live the rest of my life as an e-bay market junkie.

[Justinian 1]

I bet theres just some crumpled up paper in that envelope casue if they're not showing it it can't be good.

[2 Balls of Glue]

I wish that eBay buyer golden_palace_casino would bid on my eBay auctions. :eek:

There are currently around 114 copycat "Mystery Envelope" auctions on eBay.

[whodaimen]

I should have done that, an inside have a single piece of paper. "Your a fucking moron!"

[Invader Jenny]

He did say it was valuable. But that is a relative term. It might be like a CD or something. Or an autograph from some looser Hollywood out of work actor.

[whodaimen]

Inside the envelope is ANOTHER envelope! INGENIOUS!

[Invader Dim]

its a mirror

[Neon Tears]

Pure. Genius. I should do that, throw a cd in it and have a letter inside saying: "Of real value to ME, maybe not you, but that's what you get for spending so damn much money on an ENVELOPE!"

[maxx]

It might be like a CD or something.

But what could be on the CD? It might be a CD-RW..filled with pictures,...yees juicy, juicy, JUICY pictures!

[Stuart Tusspot]

wow people are very stupid.......

[Vile]

Especially people who don't believe in grammar, right Legato?

[Stuart Tusspot]

Especially people who don't believe in grammar, right Legato?
right!!!#@

[Invader Jenny]

gramar iz 4, losers

[Young Jeff Bridges]

i just want to know what's in that envelope.

[maxx]

gramar iz 4, losers

You mean "Luserz". Why..you're not a mis-tpying kook at all.

[implode]

what an asshole.

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but an asshole with $7,600. hm.

is it wrong to take advantage of these people? i mean, if these people on ebay can't resist the $5,000+ allure of the god damned 9 X 11 <i>mystery envelope</i>, would it be wrong to try to sell them my enchanted vacuum cleaner assembly instructions? is it fair to a man who'll indiscriminately spend $7,800 on an envelope that could potentially have an autographed postcard of bob denver inside to be put in the position of having to choose whether or not to do so?

...

i think it is. ebay beware.

[steffi]

autograph of BOB DENVER?! WHY DIDN'T I BID? :( :( :(

[whodaimen]

what if its like a human finger in the bag?

[Justinian 1]

The bump doesn't fit the shape if a finger.

[Invader Jenny]

You mean "Luserz". Why..you're not a mis-tpying kook at all.


You saw right through my façade. *shame* I must now go commit hari kari.

[t3]

Aw. That's awesome. Why the hell didn't I think of that? That's the best auction I've seen since the half eaten sandwich went up for what, 28K?

what an asshole.

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but an asshole with $7,600. hm.

is it wrong to take advantage of these people? i mean, if these people on ebay can't resist the $5,000+ allure of the god damned 9 X 11 <i>mystery envelope</i>, would it be wrong to try to sell them my enchanted vacuum cleaner assembly instructions? is it fair to a man who'll indiscriminately spend $7,800 on an envelope that could potentially have an autographed postcard of bob denver inside to be put in the position of having to choose whether or not to do so?

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i think it is. ebay beware.

But, these people were willing to pay multiple thousands of dollars and send the guy an army of bisexual sex slaves for just knowing whatever's in the envelope. Do you really think they were going to do anything worthwhile with the money anyway?