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Liz
05-10-2005, 04:19 PM
He ate two bowls of split pea soup and some bread.
Vile
05-10-2005, 04:22 PM
And..

Does he have a disorder with the eating?
Liz
05-10-2005, 04:23 PM
I don't know I suspect it. He used to be obese and he lost tons of weight by cutting down his eating and working out all the time. And he bitches at us for eating like hardly anything. And now he's crying and whimpering at the fucking table and is talking about going and throwing up. Oh and now he's saying he hates himself.
I told him to stop being a whiny bitch.
poonchy's bro
05-10-2005, 04:32 PM
He ate two bowls of split pea soup and some bread.

This reminds me of this thing we would do in 3rd grade.

Answer every question with "pea soup"

What did you have for breakfast?
What did you have for lunch?
What did you have for dinner?
What did you do all night?

Man, those were the days. We also had another one with "Ketchup, rubber buns an liquor" and one with "Inspector Gadget", but who gives a flying fuck?
reef
05-10-2005, 04:39 PM
maybe he should have sex with some ugly kid
Awesome McManly
05-10-2005, 05:02 PM
I don't know I suspect it. He used to be obese and he lost tons of weight by cutting down his eating and working out all the time. And he bitches at us for eating like hardly anything. And now he's crying and whimpering at the fucking table and is talking about going and throwing up. Oh and now he's saying he hates himself.
I told him to stop being a whiny bitch.

sooooooo....

your brother's a teenage drama queen?

MINE TOO!

he's 25.
SLUM WIZZARD
05-10-2005, 05:11 PM
Sounds like my obese, mentally challenged, over emotional brother, only slightly less dead in the head.

Let's buy them both a shack in the woods and leave them there.



(I've got the burlap bags and sleeping gas if you have the pickup)
Awesome McManly
05-10-2005, 05:12 PM
I like my brother.

he's just.... sensitive.
AngryGoatFace
05-10-2005, 05:39 PM
He ate two bowls of split pea soup and some bread.
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Insomnia Artist
05-10-2005, 06:14 PM
maybe he should have sex with some ugly kid

I remember when you used to be funny, what happened man?
MST3Kakalina
05-10-2005, 06:18 PM
I don't know I suspect it. He used to be obese and he lost tons of weight by cutting down his eating and working out all the time. And he bitches at us for eating like hardly anything. And now he's crying and whimpering at the fucking table and is talking about going and throwing up. Oh and now he's saying he hates himself.
I told him to stop being a whiny bitch.
i think this course of action is the best action.


seriously.


kids are such drama queens these days, you can't differentiate from a real problem and an over-inflated ego.
Invader Jenny
05-10-2005, 06:29 PM
I remember when you used to be funny, what happened man?

He started having sex with whiney ugly boys. Now he wants us all to share the pain.
Awesome McManly
05-10-2005, 06:30 PM
HEY!

am I really whiney and ugly?
Liz
05-10-2005, 06:43 PM
I think reef was jabbing at a thread I made a while ago about my sexing of ugly children, although I do not get his joke as it has a weak to nonexistant connection to the topic.

Anyways, I feel sorry for my brother. One time he told me when he thinks about my family he cries. Which is really sad, but understandable. He needs to go to school, he is turning 13 soon and he homeschools. He went to private school but kids were mean to him so my mom let him stop going. Fuck that, kids were SO fucking mean to me in private school, and my mom would dump buckets of water on me because she was pissy that I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning to go to school because of the evil kids.

He needs public school. Kids are nicer there. Seriously.
lepat silec
05-10-2005, 06:48 PM
Public school has your daily does of girls with slutty skirts, and guys who want to kick your ass...

Everyday it's sex, then a fight. Unless of course you're a nerd and stay out of both.
reef
05-10-2005, 07:25 PM
I remember when you used to be funny, what happened man?
maybe your standards increased
BeastDad1987
05-10-2005, 07:45 PM
Everyday it's sex, then a fight. Unless of course you're a nerd and stay out of both.
Since when? It's not like that at my school.
Zootch
05-10-2005, 08:08 PM
Although it sometimes never happens, public schools increase social skills.

Fuck social hiearchy's, but you know, home is boring.
leatherface
05-11-2005, 03:18 PM
Sounds like my obese, mentally challenged, over emotional brother, only slightly less dead in the head.

Let's buy them both a shack in the woods and leave them there.



(I've got the burlap bags and sleeping gas if you have the pickup)

Careful, they could fashion the bags into masks, and hunt people with whatever makeshift weaponry they could find.