Bagels smell so good!

[Stevil, yo]

Arg, I have one in the toaster right now and it smells so good I can almost taste it with my nose. It makes me want to get in a car and drive down to a bakery and order a ton of them, because I love the smell of them so much. And when it pops up I will spread butter all over it, and carress it with the knife. Then I'll sniff it till it starts to grow cold, and I'll quickly devour it so the flavor lasts, and I'll have to get another one out of the fridge and put that in the toaster. Then I'll wait till it pops up and eat it too, because I love bagels so much. I'll then have some grape soda to wash down it's tender and delicious flavoring. I hope it pops up soon so I can lick it with my tounge and smell it with my nose. I want to bite it and suck on it, and feel it inside my mouth. Whenever I eat bagels it feels like my mouth is orgazaming, cuz it tastes sooooo good. I can't wait till the delicious treat pops up, because I want to eat it and digest it in my stomach, so my stomach acids can taste it's delicious flavoring and wonderful aromas. It tastes so good in my mouth. Oh thank God, it just popped up!

[BeastDad1987]

I read that once, and then read it again, replacing the word "bagel" and all references to it with the word "penis".

I'm so immature.

[Forever Finite]

you mean you had to read it more than once to replace bagel with penis?

congratulations, stevil, you are the winner of this year's <B>What The Fuck Did I Just Read?</b> contest!

[Chakan]

Stevil's Post now in Penis Vision:
penisPenisPENIS!!!

You can thank me later for the Penis Vision upgrade to your local forum!

[Liz]

Arg, I have one in the toaster right now and it smells so good I can almost taste it with my nose. It makes me want to get in a car and drive down to a bakery and order a ton of them, because I love the smell of them so much. And when it pops up I will spread butter all over it, and carress it with the knife. Then I'll sniff it till it starts to grow cold, and I'll quickly devour it so the flavor lasts, and I'll have to get another one out of the fridge and put that in the toaster. Then I'll wait till it pops up and eat it too, because I love penis so much. I'll then have some grape soda to wash down it's tender and delicious flavoring. I hope it pops up soon so I can lick it with my tounge and smell it with my nose. I want to bite it and suck on it, and feel it inside my mouth. Whenever I eat penis it feels like my mouth is orgazaming, cuz it tastes sooooo good. I can't wait till the delicious treat pops up, because I want to eat it and digest it in my stomach, so my stomach acids can taste it's delicious flavoring and wonderful aromas. It tastes so good in my mouth. Oh thank God, it just popped up!

mhmm. He didnt say toast enough.

[robot]

dude find yourself a brueger's bagels..

they are like fucking nazi orgasm machines i swear

[MST3Kakalina]

:<3: there's an old bruegher's bagels by me that's kind of not part of the chain anymore, but still awesome bagels.

[Awesome McManly]

I read that once, and then read it again, replacing the word "bagel" and all references to it with the word "penis".

I'm so immature.

Oh yeah.

we're gonna get along fine!

[MST3Kakalina]

penis jokes and gay jokes go together like cock and rectum.

[Awesome McManly]

mmmm..... cocktum!

[MST3Kakalina]

sounds like a new flavour of TUMS antacid, or something.

[tater]

*head hits table* I love you guys. You keep me insane.

[Rory Storm]

I love bagels, especially cinnimon rasin. YEASH.

[Vile]

Arg, I have one in the toaster right now and it smells so good I can almost taste it with my nose. It makes me want to get in a car and drive down to a bakery and order a ton of them, because I love the smell of them so much. And when it pops up I will spread butter all over it, and carress it with the knife. Then I'll sniff it till it starts to grow cold, and I'll quickly devour it so the flavor lasts, and I'll have to get another one out of the fridge and put that in the toaster. Then I'll wait till it pops up and eat it too, because I love bagels so much. I'll then have some grape soda to wash down it's tender and delicious flavoring. I hope it pops up soon so I can lick it with my tounge and smell it with my nose. I want to bite it and suck on it, and feel it inside my mouth. Whenever I eat bagels it feels like my mouth is orgazaming, cuz it tastes sooooo good. I can't wait till the delicious treat pops up, because I want to eat it and digest it in my stomach, so my stomach acids can taste it's delicious flavoring and wonderful aromas. It tastes so good in my mouth. Oh thank God, it just popped up!


That was arousing. :( :( :( :(

[Davey Rootbeer]

you people don't know bagels.


YOU PEOPLE DOn'T KNOW FUCKING BAGELS.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

I'm the only one who immediately thought of that episode of Family Guy that, at the end, Peter goes and heats up a bagel so he can go have sex with it.

I lose.

[Forever Finite]

i prefer sex with bundt cake, myself. (since i'm so well endowed)

[Awesome McManly]

<img src="http://www.egret.net/burntfood/images/items/bundt%20cake.jpg">

Well okay, but did you have to leave the mess in there?

[MST3Kakalina]

you people don't know bagels.


YOU PEOPLE DOn'T KNOW FUCKING BAGELS.
sorry we're not all Jewish.


:(

[Forever Finite]

<img src="http://www.egret.net/burntfood/images/items/bundt%20cake.jpg">

Well okay, but did you have to leave the mess in there?
i wanted to take pictures.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

my sister works at bruegger's
free bagels, coffee, and salads whenever i please.
:<3::<3::<3: