Back from the dead to screw you over

[music]

Well, not really from the dead but I gots unbanned. I'm sure this makes a lot of you unhappy, but I still won. 0WN3D. I would like to make a public request for being a mod. Let me tell you why I should be a mod. If you deny me, you're making a cancer patient sad, thus you're going to hell. Also because I stop ass. And also because Robot thinks I should be a mod and robot is always right.

[exemplary citizen]

So, how's that cancer thing going? Working out for you?

[music]

Ha. Yeah, I guess

[implode]

you'd better damned well have cancer, dude. i'll be fucking violent buttrape pissed if i find out you don't.

[Vile]

Go away. :(

[music]

Choke and die, Canadian.

[BreadObama69]

hmm.....for lack of a more literate response....

wtf is this shit

[Davey Rootbeer]

You have exactly 10 minutes to convince me not to make you go away.

Use them wisely. that's 600 seconds there.

[MST3Kakalina]

who unbanned him?

[exemplary citizen]

Prolly the automatic ban clock.

Tick tock, lil' buddy.

[Davey Rootbeer]

2 minutes...still no responce, eh?

[music]

Ugg. Why would u ban me?

[music]

Please dont. I love this board.

[MST3Kakalina]

and for the record (because this makes me really fucking angry).


"Hi, i was banned and i know you all don't like me, but i'm going to hang around here anyway and you can't be mean to me because i have cancer. you better make me a mod, otherwise you'll make a kid with cancer sad, and that's a VERY BAD THING to do."

guess what buddy? having a terminal illness doesn't excuse asshole behaviour. i still think your cancer story is sketchy, but that's just me.

do it davey. do it or i will.

[music]

Ugg. Nooo

[Davey Rootbeer]

YOu didn't answer my question, first of all.

second of all, in the short few hours that you've been back, i've already had 3 people request that you be removed. You lie about serious things in order to get attention, and you don't contribute anything at all to the community. If this site were a human body, you would be the appendix.

30 seconds.

[music]

I am serious. Check out my website.

[exemplary citizen]

Yeah, yeah. We seen it. Now give us a GOOD reason.

[music]

He said i was lying about it. That proves its true.

[exemplary citizen]

No it doesn't. There is no way that you can prove to us that you are that kid. So in the meantime, all we have to work with is you being a buttmunch.

The case is not in your favor, kiddo.

[music]

I am that kid.

[exemplary citizen]

Uh huh. Sure you do. And even if you were, cancer is not an applicable reason for why we should keep you around.

Tick tock.

[music]

Ask me ANYTHING you wanna know.

[exemplary citizen]

Alright then. Answer the damn question. Why do you think we should let you stay? And if you say "because I have cancer and you'll make me sad", BAM. Automatic ban, buddy.

[Forever Finite]

the real question is: why does having cancer give you a day pass to the entire world of your desires?

[music]

I use the cancer thing as a joke. Let me stay because I love this board.

[MST3Kakalina]

you've been banned for what, a year? two years? no one here likes you, i doubt anyone has befriended you...what's there to love? that makes no sense.

[Davey Rootbeer]

actually, if you can go post in that journal there at the bottom of the page, that would prove that you're whoever that person is.

Not that it really matters. Even if you are this person, you still have to follow the rules of the society around you. you don't get any special perks or priveleges. Around here, it doesn't matter who you are, a celebrety in real life, a sick kid, or just a normal teenager: everyone's member of the community and has to abide by its rules.

[exemplary citizen]

I use the cancer thing as a joke.

I think you pretty much just sealed your fate there, tonto.

[Forever Finite]

you've been banned for what, a year? two years? no one here likes you, i doubt anyone has befriended you...what's there to love? that makes no sense.
i don't get how the moment someone is unbanned, they show up again. do they get an e-mail notice? "congratulations, you have been unbanned! please come back."

anyway, why was he banned in the first place?

[music]

Look, that's all I can say do what you want. Please don't, though.

[exemplary citizen]

Aggravated spamming. Disregarding warnings from moderators, if I recall.

[MST3Kakalina]

i'd like to nominate "being a fucking tool about a terminal illness" for the list.

[Forever Finite]

eh. give him a second chance. maybe his brain tumor has festered away the part of his brain that produces spamaceti.

[exemplary citizen]

Can this second chance last a duration of five minutes? 'cause that's about all I'm willing to give him.

i'd like to nominate "being a fucking tool about a terminal illness" for the list.Seconded.

[music]

ehh, whatever. I really don't want to be banned, but I can't change reality so whatever you wanna do, do.

[Davey Rootbeer]

meh...

well, technically, he didn't DO anything to violate the rules, besides be annoying to some people.

and if we had to ban everyone here that was annoying to some people...

[music]

Holy crap. THAT IS ME I SWEAR TO FRIGGIN GOD.

[exemplary citizen]

Yeah, that's just being a douche. Pulling at people's heatstrings to try and get out of the consequences of your behavior (whether you're telling the truth or not) is pretty fucking lamesauce.

If that is you, why don't you post a little shout-out to RWAM in that there journal like Davey suggested? But either way, you're still being a twat about it, and I don't see why it matters.

[music]

It's me I swear to God.

[Davey Rootbeer]

then why did you say you used cancer as a joke?

[music]

I use my cancer as a joke to get what I want. That IS me I swear.

[Forever Finite]

i thought he meant that he joked around about his disease.

[exemplary citizen]

I use my cancer as a joke to get what I want.OH! Well, that makes it all better, then. Never mind, carry on.


BAN'D.

[MST3Kakalina]

It's me I swear to God.
look sweetie, either post in the journal and we'll believe you, or be willing to face the fact that we will always be skeptical about your medical condition. don't get all weepy on us. keep the drama to LJ, not here.

[music]

Fine.

[music]

I have to get off now, but there will be an entry tomorrow saying happy memorial day. I swear. Just wait till then.

[Forever Finite]

uh, i don't think it matters so much if he's telling the truth or not. just give him a fucking second chance. it's no skin off our noses.

[Davey Rootbeer]

i thought he meant that he joked around about his disease.

yeah, same here.


But it still doesn't really matter, if you are really a cancer patient or not. the point is that you're using it to get what you want, and that's not the way things work in the real world, or on the internet.

it's like a stupid guy going to yale, becoming governor, and then president, just because of who his daddy wa.....


okay, strike that. it may work in the real world. But it doesn't work here, at RWAM.

If you want to stay here, you follow the damn rules like everyone else. No spamming, listen to the moderators, and don't use excuses when you mess up. apologize. Learn the meaning of "i'm sorry".

if he can do that, then i'm a-okay with him being here.

[MST3Kakalina]

i second what davey said. it's no problem for us if we give him a second chance, but i WOULD like to know if he's borrowing some kid's identity to generate pity points. there's not fair and there's absolutely no excuse for it.

[Forever Finite]

i can only LAUGH.

discrepancies about some nobody.

[leatherface]

Listen, I've got an idea:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/Arnoldreap/music.jpg
This will limit his motor skills, thus costing him his ability to spam.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

But lobotomies are so expensive...

[töm]

nonsense. they can easily be performed only with an ice-pick and a little know-how.

but they went out of style with bell-bottoms.

[Davey Rootbeer]

But it still doesn't really matter, if you are really a cancer patient or not. the point is that you're using it to get what you want, and that's not the way things work in the real world, or on the internet.


If you want to stay here, you follow the damn rules like everyone else. No spamming, listen to the moderators, and don't use excuses when you mess up. apologize. Learn the meaning of "i'm sorry".




did you even bother to read what i said?

[music]

Yes, yes I truly am VERY sorry. But I also wanted to prove that that IS me.

[Forever Finite]

so...music...ross. read any good books lately?

[Vile]

"Choke and die canadian?"

GUYS.

<img src="http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=12798&stc=1">

He's crazy. Get rid of him.

[MST3Kakalina]

um...what the holy hell?

[Vile]

He wouldn't leave me ALONE for however long he was here. The kid is a bloody little fuck.

That nobody likes.

[Forever Finite]

you oldschool grudge-holders.

can we just wait until he screws up again? please?

[exemplary citizen]

Greeeeeeat.

Yeah, I give that about seven days, max.

[Zane]

I am @ the mall atm so I kinda just skipped everything...XD PC is getting looked at.
Does anyone know what would make a PC lag to death on a MMRPG?

[exemplary citizen]

Yikes. Spyware/malware, maybe?

[Zane]

We disable that shit when he plays...I am on PS2 so I have no worries. No lag unless I am in lower jeuno.(big ass city)

[Zane]

ok he had a trial spyware scanner or w/e but it only SHOWS that there are problems it wont let you FIX them...unless you buy the full program. Any help would be appreciated. We pay 12dollars just for our mains to play a month and he has been lagging for 2 months now.
(._.);

[Zane]

noone knows I guess...well I gtg. The tech is almost done I think.

[BeastDad1987]

Get with the <i>times</i>, Zane. Play World of Warcraft. It's that new thing that everyone's doing, so you should do it too. Play on Ner'zhul.

Anyways, give music a chance. For a little while.

[exemplary citizen]

Dude.

DUDE.

<a href=http://www.safer-networking.org/en/download/>Spybot S&D</a>.

Scott free and it's about the best thing on the market. It'll fix you up in no time. Might want to look into something called "Adaware" too.

i think you should get a new tech buddy, there.

[Davey Rootbeer]

back on subject here, harrassing another user through PM = bad. and THAT'S in the user policy this time.

PM warning will be sent, if he does that again, then it's a valid reason for banning.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

You're so hot when you're angry. Ohmgmg.

[Forever Finite]

back on subject here, harrassing another user through PM = bad. and THAT'S in the user policy this time.

PM warning will be sent, if he does that again, then it's a valid reason for banning.
THAT WAS NINE AND A FUCKING HALF MONTHS AGO.

grow the fuck up, guys. it won't kill anybody to let someone hang around for a while. if he fucks up then he's gone. if not, then he's coo'.

[Vile]

'ey ey ey ey ey. Come on, now. I was just saying "look how he fucked up before"

huh? He can be here, I just want to make sure he's not going to do <i>that</i> again.

[Forever Finite]

well, if you'll kindly refer back to your post, you seemed to be blatantly suggesting his <I>immediate</i> disposal. you failed to mention that it was in the distant past (thus opening the doors for all these MISINFORMED CONGLOMERATES. i mean misled lambs of god.)

[Vile]

I'm just very sad that he is back.

It's not as if it'll make SUCH a big impact if he were to just.. say..

Die of some terminal illness.

Joking! joking. I just hate him. Sorry. :(

[Davey Rootbeer]

huh....

I guess i forgot to scroll all the way to the right side of the screen. nevermind, then...


I just got a PM from "music's mother" requesting i remove all information/addresses/names/links, so i'm going to go ahead and do that now.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Ha. Lies.

[MST3Kakalina]

sketchyyyyy.