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poonchy's bro
05-13-2005, 02:49 PM
'Bitch' being used in the sense of a verb, not a noun:

On Sept. 18 of last year, soon after signing a reported $50 million deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons of his show, Dave Chappelle threw an enormous block party in Brooklyn's Fort Greene neighborhood. Hundreds of people showed up for a concert featuring Kanye West, the Roots, Erykah Badu, and a reunited Fugees, and Chappelle had the daylong event filmed for a documentary. ''He made it a point to walk around and greet his fans, taking time and just vibing with everyone,'' says Jamel Shabazz, who Chappelle hired to take pictures of the event for a potential companion book. ''I saw nothing but positivity from that young man.''

Eight months later, Chappelle is in a radically different place and his sketch-comedy series has fallen apart. On May 4, not 24 hours after Comedy Central touted Chappelle's Show's third season to a group of advertisers, with promos for a May 31 premiere still airing, the cable network hastily announced that the season would not proceed as scheduled. In fact, the situation had become far more dire than the network ever let on.

EW has learned from a source close to the show that on April 28, the comedian flew from Newark airport to South Africa to check himself into a mental health facility. (Neither Comedy Central nor Chappelle's publicist would comment to EW; his publicist has repeatedly denied persistent rumors of drug use.) Production had temporarily shut down back in December, scuttling a planned February premiere; reports at the time said Chappelle had the flu and that the show would come back in April or May. But this time the series is unlikely to return. Staffers are looking for new jobs, and wondering what happened to their $50 million man.

''My strong feeling,'' says another show insider, ''is that Dave couldn't handle the pressure.'' Former Chris Rock Show producer Nelson George saw firsthand how challenging it is for someone to suddenly be deemed ''funniest guy in America.'' Though Rock handled it well, George said, ''it can mess up your creative process, [where you're] second-guessing, 'Is that as funny as what we did last year?''' The expectations — popular, critical, and financial — can seem unfulfillable.

Chappelle's retreat comes after a grueling climb up the comedy ladder that has consumed nearly two decades. The 31-year-old has been a stand-up comic since he was 14, and suffered through 11 network pilots that had about as much in common with his edgy comedy as Richard Pryor's did with The Toy. (Only one show ever made air, ABC's 1996 Buddies, canceled after four episodes.) But on his Comedy Central show, he was able to give his incendiary, daring style free rein: He and partner Neal Brennan wrote nearly every sketch, conjuring up such characters as a blind KKK member who doesn't realize he's black, and a cop-stabbing, whore-slapping Wayne Brady. It was a dream opportunity, and redemptively popular (averaging 3.1 million viewers). It was also a debilitating workload. ''Dave always wanted his work to be perfect and would never settle for anything less,'' says Chappelle's former manager Barry Katz, who met the comic when Chappelle moved to New York City after graduating from high school in Washington, D.C. ''He's mellow at times, but also driven in a way that few artists have been.'' And trying to achieve his perfection with a small staff is virtually impossible. Says George: ''With TV, no one person, or even two people, can write [a season's worth of shows] that are all very funny.''

If he felt pressure, Chappelle never admitted it publicly. After the deal was signed last year, he told EW: ''What this money really purchased me was a certain peace of mind. It was an affirmation, just to be confident in your intuition. Try to do things that feel good because ultimately that's what I got rewarded for.''

For this season, Chappelle had shot four to five episodes' worth of sketches, but had yet to shoot his live onstage introductions. So what becomes of the $50 million? The multifaceted deal covered seasons 3 and 4 and a TV and movie development deal. But the bulk of the money would come from increased royalties from DVD sales, which will keep selling without him; the season 1 set remains the top-selling TV DVD ever — bigger even than The Simpsons or Seinfeld — and 2 will be released May 24. (Comedy Central will promote it by airing its bonus footage before Chappelle's Show reruns.)

Network spokesman Tony Fox says the show's loss won't damage Comedy Central because the network's year-to-date ratings have already beaten projections, thanks to the second Blue Collar Comedy Tour and the Jeff Foxworthy roast; Reno 911!'s third season will take Chappelle's slot on Tuesdays at 10 starting in June. But a rival cable-channel exec says this is overly optimistic: ''Every network has a few hits, and you can't afford to lose any. It's their number one franchise.'' Statements like that don't do anything to relieve the pressure.


:(

implode
05-13-2005, 02:54 PM
yeah. if you're prone to second guessing yourself, it's really easy to find fault in everything you do. and the pressure of being such a huge success... i dunno. i can totally see that happening. to me, anyway. sometimes i want to check myself into a mental institution <i>without</i> the pressure of a $50 million dollar contract.

Sally
05-13-2005, 02:56 PM
That was the headline on the news this morning. I love how Dave Chappelle is the only thing we have to talk about down here.

exemplary citizen
05-13-2005, 03:28 PM
yeah. if you're prone to second guessing yourself, it's really easy to find fault in everything you do. and the pressure of being such a huge success... i dunno. i can totally see that happening. to me, anyway. sometimes i want to check myself into a mental institution <i>without</i> the pressure of a $50 million dollar contract.
Yeah, no shit. Yikes.

poonchy's bro
05-14-2005, 09:55 AM
This sucks even more, 'casue I remember running around the house yelling "SEASON 3, BITCHES!" when they showed a promo for season 3. And now there will be none. :( :( :(

töm
05-14-2005, 04:33 PM
i'm glad everyone and their mother won't be able to quote from season three at every possible opportunity now.

~V+
05-14-2005, 07:12 PM
"thousands of children burn in iraq- and DAVE CHAPELLE ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL, NEWS AT 6."

poonchy's bro
05-17-2005, 02:40 PM
False alarm

''I'm not crazy. I'm not smoking crack,'' Dave Chappelle said. ''I'm definitely stressed out.'' Talking to Time magazine, in his first interview since his disappearance led to the sudden yanking two weeks ago of the Season 3 premiere of his Comedy Central show, Chappelle said he was staying in Durban, South Africa, with his friend Salim Domar, a fellow Muslim, for what he calls a ''spiritual retreat.'' Contrary to Entertainment Weekly's report last week, he says he has not checked himself into a mental health facility, though he acknowledges spending a single 40-minute session with a psychiatrist.

Chappelle did confirm, as has widely been speculated, that he was having a hard time living up to the pressures of his own fame, specifically, the pressure of making the third season of Chappelle's Show measure up to the standards of the first two seasons, whose popularity on Comedy Central and in DVD sales led the network to sign him to a $50 million contract extension last summer. ''I didn't like the direction of the show,'' Chappelle said. ''I was trying to explain it to people, and no one was feeling me. There's a lot of resistance to my opinions, so I decided, Let me remove myself from this situation. You hear so many voices jockeying for position in your mind that you want to make sure that you hear your own voice. So I figured, Let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone — stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as the brakes.''

Chappelle had already pulled a Flintstone over the winter. No longer certain whether his famously racially edgy material was exploding stereotypes or merely reinforcing them, he took a break in December by attempting to perform the hajj, the pilgrimage to Mecca required of all Muslims, but he got only as far as Turkey because he didn't have a visa to Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile, Comedy Central postponed the season premiere of Chappelle's Show from February to May 31.

Chappelle returned and shot more sketches, and while his writing partner Neal Brennan and Comedy Central chief Doug Herzog both told Time they're as funny as anything Chappelle has ever done, the star himself wasn't sure. Brennan told Time that Chappelle's indecision was paralyzing the production. ''Dave would change his sketches so much, and it just got to the point that the show never would have aired if he had his way,'' Brennan said. By the time Chappelle fled to South Africa on April 28 — telling none of his associates where he was going — he'd shot only enough sketches to fill four or five shows and none of the in-studio introductions to the sketches. Of his own responsibility for the stalled season, Chappelle said, ''I'm admittedly a human being. I'm a difficult kind of dude.''

Herzog has told advertisers that it's unlikely Season 3 will air in 2005, but he told Time he's still eager for Chappelle to return and complete the season. Chappelle said he also hopes to resume production when he retuns to the U.S., though he didn't say when that would be. He also said he's been getting advice from other black entertainers, citing one performer who notoriously dropped out of sight when she achieved mammoth success and then hit a creative wall: Lauryn Hill. ''She told me to be truthful at all costs. Which is a tall order, but which was really good advice,'' he said. ''I want to make sure I'm dancing and not shuffling. Whatever decisions I make right now I'm going to have live with. Your soul is priceless.'' Seasons 1 and 2 ''had a real spirit to them,'' he said. ''I want to make sure whatever I do has spirit.''

RCCC
05-17-2005, 04:42 PM
I like dave chappelle, I remember the one episode when there is an interview. Chappelle and a girlfriend was being interview. The question was what was the craziest sexual thing you had done(unsure of exact, by mremory) . Daves girl goes, Oh I remember it was the one time, I was having sex with several guys while my soriety girls cheered me on. Dave looks disgusted, and says the craziest thing I ever done was having sex with little miss gang bang here without a rubber,. Dave runs off.

Rory Storm
05-17-2005, 04:47 PM
Ask me if I care.
Go on, ask.
Cuz, well, I don't.

And honestly, I don't like Chappelle. Way to over the top. I think it's stupid.

RCCC
05-17-2005, 04:50 PM
Ask me if I care.
Go on, ask.
Cuz, well, I don't.

And honestly, I don't like Chappelle. Way to over the top. I think it's stupid.

I don't care if you care or not, if you care you care, if you care I don't care, if I don't care you don't care, if I ask you to jump you ask how high.

Dave is so stupid he is funny

leatherface
05-17-2005, 04:52 PM
He was funny, 'till every pasty kid in my school started quoting him. Besides, the hollow men are funnier.

RCCC
05-17-2005, 04:56 PM
He was funny, 'till every pasty kid in my school started quoting him. Besides, the hollow men are funnier.

I remember when every one started shouting "I'm rick james bitch!" "What did the five fingers say to the face?" "I'm rich bitch!" "I'm from the city bitch" "That lipricon on acid" rick james was used the most. I even made water balloons to toss off the balcony with Rick James Bitch 2000 written on it. So I am sort a guilty, but I never said it out loud

Rory Storm
05-17-2005, 05:03 PM
Hence the reason I don't like it: It's too over used.

Adnama
05-17-2005, 07:26 PM
seeing 14-year old cheerleaders inserting Lil' Jon quotes into every conversation they concoct-
maybe HE feels guilty
I would

Stuart Tusspot
05-18-2005, 11:14 AM
seeing 14-year old cheerleaders inserting Lil' Jon quotes into every conversation they concoct-
maybe HE feels guilty
I would
holy mother of fuck it's david the gnome!

BeastDad1987
05-18-2005, 11:38 AM
Who wants to explain the "I'm Rick James, bitch!" quote to me? I don't know what it means, where it's from, or who Rick James is.

poonchy's bro
05-18-2005, 04:18 PM
No, the best line on Chappelle's Show is: "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"

exemplary citizen
05-18-2005, 05:27 PM
Who wants to explain the "I'm Rick James, bitch!" quote to me? I don't know what it means, where it's from, or who Rick James is.
Rick James is the 80's pop singer/coke fiend responsible for the hit "Superfreak". I believe he also produced a bunch of other people's albums. Probably most famous for getting sent to prison for drugging some lady, burning her with a crack pipe, and forcing her to have sex with him and his girlfriend.

I don't get the "I'm Rick James, bitch" thing either. I haven't seen the actual skit, and the incessant repitition of that line has ruined any potential future viewing opportunities I might have. It can't possibly be that fucking funny, even before it was driven into the ground.

SLUM WIZZARD
05-18-2005, 06:30 PM
I missed the skecth too, but I saw a part of it, and it was pretty funny.
It was a little before it was driven into the ground completely, though.

I seriously need the DVD.
(I'll probably end up downloading it.)