so, like, 15 minutes ago

[~V+]

I found my moms sex toys.


I was looking for one of my tapes my stepdad took that had all my cool shit recorded on it, and found something more.

[Vile]

did you have fun, then?

[reef]

you should have asked

hey mom

do you have special names for these

[~V+]

they were french ticklers.


I think.


they had nubs.

[Lord Koopa]

Would you care to rate them out of ten?

[strawberry kiss]

Think she'd let me borrow it?

[reef]

eat with it by your side at the dinner table

[~V+]

Would you care to rate them out of ten?gb2/zach/

[~V+]

ja.


Thats why I started thinking- the reason why my stepdad is such a bitch all the time is because he has a TINY penis.

[Invader Jenny]

I once found my parents sex toy. I was looking for something, and when I opened the drawer I tried to move something wapped up in a towel. Out fell out a huge orange floppy dildo.

Sufficed to say I screamed, slammed the drawer shut, backed out of the room, and had a seizure in the hallway and died. I never recovered.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

my mom is too conservative to believe in sex toys.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I wouldn't be surprised about mine. When I was in 6th grade I found a bottle of Kahm Sutra (sp?) oil in my dad's bedside table. I didn't fully understand the implications of that, so I just laughed.

Now I do. Snipe.

[MST3Kakalina]

i have never found a sex toy, but i DID find "the joy of sex" in my parent's nightstand.


....


=C

PARENTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX FOR FUN.

[Rory Storm]

I found a book like that in my parents room once...it was......woah...odd.

[RCCC]

my mom is too conservative to believe in sex toys.

I wish my parents were like that. I have little respect for them being perverts. And they now it, and don't like it. hey they are just violating my values.

Actually I don't like the fact that my parents ave sex. I think when their kids reach a certain age, parents should no longer have sex. There is just something stomach twisting about hearing your mom scream from sexual pleasure.

[Rory Storm]

I wish my parents were like that. I have little respect for them being perverts. And they now it, and don't like it. hey they are just violating my values.

Actually I don't like the fact that my parents ave sex. I think when their kids reach a certain age, parents should no longer have sex. There is just something stomach twisting about hearing your mom scream from sexual pleasure.

So, your parents don't allow you to have a TV, but blatantly have sex practically right in front of you? No wonder you're fucked up. You come from a fucked up home. You need to get some help.

[RCCC]

So, your parents don't allow you to have a TV, but blatantly have sex practically right in front of you? No wonder you're fucked up. You come from a fucked up home. You need to get some help.

NOOO. No not i front of me. But it might as well be, because my hearing is so well, it is like seeing through walls. I end up getting an image in my head of what I am hearing, but I am just totally disturbed. I just hear it in the middle of the night, I make loud noises, as though I am sleep talking so they may get the hint that if they an hear me sleep talk, than that means I can hear them, and hopefully that will disturb them enough that they will stop making so much dam noise.

[simloki]

I accdently walked in on my parents once who didn't expect me home tell later

My mom had something shoved up her ass. The image still bothers me till this day

[Sally]

My parents only did it once.

Did you guys know I was an accident? :)

[Rory Storm]

My parents only did it once.

Did you guys know I was an accident? :)

I found out...accidentally. A WHILE ago...I said something..buhnuh....lal lal..l.yeah, so I'm in the loop.

[Sally]

Oh yeeaaaaaah, I remember that. The fact that I was an accedent make what my parents fight about really funny. Or sad. Mostly it's really funny.

[Rory Storm]

My parents just almost walked in on me...;).

[MST3Kakalina]

NOOO. No not i front of me. But it might as well be, because my hearing is so well, it is like seeing through walls. I end up getting an image in my head of what I am hearing, but I am just totally disturbed. I just hear it in the middle of the night, I make loud noises, as though I am sleep talking so they may get the hint that if they an hear me sleep talk, than that means I can hear them, and hopefully that will disturb them enough that they will stop making so much dam noise.


deal with it, i could always hear mine during high school, and if my parents still got along, i would hear it now, too. disturbing as parental sex is, it's a fact of life.

[Takker]

even though it's disturbing you can't just tell your parents not to have sex. that's rude. they should be able to be pleasured once in a while. especially since they have to deal with you. then again, this is comming from a girl who has never heard her parents have sex. I've seen empty condom wrappers, but I've never actually heard anything.

[Sally]

My parents just almost walked in on me...;).


...What, were you like, doing it and posting at the same time?

[BeastDad1987]

I dunno if I'm lucky or not. The only thing I've ever found were some of my dad's magazines. No condoms, no sex toys, no noise at night. My parents don't love each other.

[Sally]

I dunno if I'm lucky or not. The only thing I've ever found were some of my dad's magazines. No condoms, no sex toys, no noise at night. My parents don't love each other.

Neither do mine.

My dad keeps his porn under the fan in the garage. :(

[Invader Jenny]

I've never walked in on my parents. ...I think. There have been times where they have taken naps in the afternoon, but they did that my whole life so I never thought that was odd.
Anyway, I would knock on there door to ask them something and I can remember times when I noticed neither of them were wearing a shirt. But this was common place.

Though I have heard them, vaguely. If I heard something I would usually pull the covers over my head and sing. Sing so that the world might die with me.

[Rory Storm]

...What, were you like, doing it and posting at the same time?

No, I was kidding. :ami:








Yeah.

[Sally]

I was gonna say, that must take great skill.

[Invader Jenny]

deal with it, i could always hear mine during high school, and if my parents still got along, i would hear it now, too. disturbing as parental sex is, it's a fact of life.

Yes, parents are entitled to their fair share of sex, but not with in ear shot of their children. That is why parents' bedrooms need to be on a different level (the bottom) of the house so you don't hear them. The last thing that you wanna hear is, "Oh God! God! Yes! Harder, HARDER! Give it to me! Give it to me! GaahahAHHHA!!"

*dies a little inside*

[Polly Lithium]

The only thing more disturbing than the thought of your parents having sex......
grandparents. *shudder*

[Liz]

I think, if parents are going to be inconsiderate of their childrens' mental health in order to do stuff like that within earshot/loud enough to be heard, children should be able to do the same.

[Rory Storm]

What if they asked you to join....:o

[Liz]

goodlord.

[Invader Jenny]

Or while in the middle of your own sex-apade they as if THEY can join. And then jump in anyway. Then your brothers and sisters get in the action and so does the family dog.

[implode]

What if they asked you to join....:o holy fucking christ. BANNED.

[Rory Storm]

I hope not.

[RCCC]

What if they asked you to join....:o

What kinda thinking you been doing to consider that they would ask. I had disturbing dreams of the matter, but yeah. Key Word Disturbing

[MST3Kakalina]

Yes, parents are entitled to their fair share of sex, but not with in ear shot of their children. That is why parents' bedrooms need to be on a different level (the bottom) of the house so you don't hear them. The last thing that you wanna hear is, "Oh God! God! Yes! Harder, HARDER! Give it to me! Give it to me! GaahahAHHHA!!"

*dies a little inside*
yeah. my bedroom was on the same level, but on opposite sides of the house.

and they weren't really THAT loud--all i could ever hear was my dad's heavy breathing and ocassional groans.

still, no babies for me. no 9 months of pregnancy/delivery room hell, no nosy kids cutting in on my sex life. no thanks.

[Linzoy]

This thread is revolting.

The worst that's happened to me is when my mom looks at some kind of sex book and says "dad would really like that." It's embarrasing.

[RCCC]

This thread is revolting.

The worst that's happened to me is when my mom looks at some kind of sex book and says "dad would really like that." It's embarrasing.

Hopefully she doesn't say that in fron of a group of people. If I were you and that was so, I would need to wear a bag on my head.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

One time I found a box of douches in my mom's room.

I didn't know what they were used for, I just knew the word douche could be used as an insult.

I laughed and left the room, taking one with me and hitting my friend with it later in the day.

Then, using all of my clever and wit, exclaimed "HAHA YOU GOT DOUCHED!".

I'm so cool.

[RCCC]

One time I found a box of douches in my mom's room.

I didn't know what they were used for, I just knew the word douche could be used as an insult.

I laughed and left the room, taking one with me and hitting my friend with it later in the day.

Then, using all of my clever and wit, exclaimed "HAHA YOU GOT DOUCHED!".


I'm so cool.

DUDE!!! :eek: What the hell man? My friend used to put his used codoms on peoples car seats if the window was open. But hell this is par wih it I guess

[SLUM WIZZARD]

He's supposed to inflate them using a straw and a rubber band first.

What a newbie.

[RCCC]

He's supposed to inflate them using a straw and a rubber band first.

What a newbie.

Dude...