anyone want a dog

[Linzoy]

I am just wondering if anyone would possibly want a free dog. He's a standard poodle, about 5 years old. I'm totally serious about this, unfortunatly.

[MST3Kakalina]

um.


how would you plan on transporting this dog?

[Linzoy]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure you can send them though mail, but you have to have a "danger live animal" sticker or something.

[RCCC]

Well they transfer pet fish. Illrelevant probably.

[ssjvaporeon]

http://www.netpets.com/dogs/dogresc/breeds/dogpoo_std.html

[whodaimen]

I respect you SSj, now I mean it.

[Linzoy]

Thanks. I'm not really sure I'll have to give him away anymore though, he bit someone so they told us we might have to put him to sleep or keep him caged up or something.

[Vile]

Umm. Why?

[Rory Storm]

Because people are stupid and provoke the dog. Then get bitten.

[Sally]

Standard Poodles are so cool...

[Rory Storm]

What about Bull-Shitz? Lol.

[Sally]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

No.

[Rory Storm]

But I loved that joke in fifth grade.

[Sally]

Heh, I heard a joke yesterday. How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[strawberry kiss]

I was gonna give my fish away because I don't feed it. Then when I went to pack him up for a friend he was dead. Go figure.

[Rory Storm]

Heh, I heard a joke yesterday. How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many?

[robot]

one, bono sits there holding the lightbulb tothe socket while the world revolves around him

[poonchy's bro]

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Any number, blondes can screw anything. *wah-wah-wahhhhh*

[Linzoy]

The attack wasn't provoked. But it wasn't much of an attack. It turns out the woman got hurt because she fell on the ground! My dog barked at her, and the woman paniced, fell, got some random person to drive her home, and sued us. The dog is probably going to be deemed vicious now, which means he cannot go for walks or even go outside. The reason I didn't say why we had to give him away before is because I didn't really know what happened. All I knew is that somebody was sueing us and my parents said we'd have to give him away, which is really terrible because we don't have any friends or relatives who would be willing to take care of a dog. They where too upset or something to explain what happened in detail. We just talked to the police person again, and my dad had to get into an argument with him, so now it's almost certain that we aren't going to win this case. This is so stupid, the woman fell on her knee and got a little scratch. Why does she have to sue us? My neighbor's dog nearly slaughtered my dog, unprovoked, but my family didn't sue her. Because of that, she payed for all the stitching my dog needed, and everyone was happy.

[MST3Kakalina]

that's really retarded Linzoy, i'm sorry to hear about it.

[Sally]

one, bono sits there holding the lightbulb tothe socket while the world revolves around him

:(

[Rory Storm]

To bad it's fucking true.

[Rory Storm]

The attack wasn't provoked. But it wasn't much of an attack. It turns out the woman got hurt because she fell on the ground! My dog barked at her, and the woman paniced, fell, got some random person to drive her home, and sued us. The dog is probably going to be deemed vicious now, which means he cannot go for walks or even go outside. The reason I didn't say why we had to give him away before is because I didn't really know what happened. All I knew is that somebody was sueing us and my parents said we'd have to give him away, which is really terrible because we don't have any friends or relatives who would be willing to take care of a dog. They where too upset or something to explain what happened in detail. We just talked to the police person again, and my dad had to get into an argument with him, so now it's almost certain that we aren't going to win this case. This is so stupid, the woman fell on her knee and got a little scratch. Why does she have to sue us? My neighbor's dog nearly slaughtered my dog, unprovoked, but my family didn't sue her. Because of that, she payed for all the stitching my dog needed, and everyone was happy.

Reason 134B as to why I hate humans. Also Reason 342C as to why I have deemed myself non-human. This too falls under Reason 90 as to why I believe humans should not have even evolved.