Who are the moderators and adminastrators here?

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Admins: Klein, Iodine

Mods: ~V+, Vile, reef

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When you get a certain amount of posts, or you're here a long enough time, you get a certain amount of bannings you can use in a week. It's an experience thing. Some can also close threads.

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[Awesome McManly]

There are also trophies.

I like the trophies.

we should give ourselves more of those.

[MST3Kakalina]

~V+ is really a mod?

How do the other people get to do stuff like banning and locking?


lots of sexual favours.

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anyone remember what day M.A.D. was?

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anyone remember what M.A.D. <i>is</i>?

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[Awesome McManly]

mothers against drunk... drunks?

mothers against drunks?

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[töm]

Exactry. Just like in the educational and airline businesses. Seniority is tops.


Oh man. We DO need to hold another Moderators' Appreciation Day. Tomorrow.

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[töm]

They're picked when they are needed. For a long time, we only had one or two. But then about a year and a half ago, they decided that they need like, fucking, five billion. I don't know why. I didn't think it was a good decision. You don't <i>do</i> anything. You have to <i>be</i> something. And even then it's not guaranteed. They're selected as needed.

[MST3Kakalina]

mothers against drunk... drunks?

mothers against drunks?


mod appreciation day, silly.

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[implode]

if you want serious answers, you need to start asking the right questions.

Oh man. We DO need to hold another Moderators' Appreciation Day. Tomorrow. i'm there. to hell with prior obligations. this has been a prior obligation since the day we all forgot about it.

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[reef]

i'm a shadow mod

SHIT I'VE SAID TOO MUCH

[MST3Kakalina]

and the crack team of moosey secret service agents moved in and closed the thread, discreetly hauling reef away.


"Go home folks, there's nothing to see here."

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[MST3Kakalina]

PS: maybe Davey tells you to stop posting because you're a FLAMING IDIOT who's spamming up the forum, ne? ever think of that?

[RCCC]

PS: maybe Davey tells you to stop posting because you're a FLAMING IDIOT who's spamming up the forum, ne? ever think of that?

I must really sound stupid for asking this, but what exactly is spam?

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RINGRINGRING

time for recess. go outside.

[reef]

dibs on monkey bars assholes

dibs!

[MST3Kakalina]

spam posts are considered useless, contentless posts that do nothing but up the user's postcount and satisfy his need for attention and/or to hear himself talk. sometimes (but not really frequently here) they include an advertisement for some other board, site, or a random product. because they're so contentless, they rack up quite quickly, and so a high post rate is indicative of a spammer. come on, kiddo, think about it for a couple seconds before you ask a question.

40 posts in one day, for example? that's extremely spammy.

i have like 16,000 posts, buddy, and i've NEVER hit that high of a number.

[Awesome McManly]

Um what do you mean?

Oh okay, I meant what does he do? he seems like he has some sort of power over the threads and forum, but really what is he? A mod, an adminastrator, a something?

Ya know what? It's funny you should ask.

We honestly don't know. He showed up about a year ago. But he never signed up. He's not listed as a registered user. But for some reason he can bend the board to his will. As far as we can tell, he has all the abilities of an admin, but he is but a shadow, moving through the forum in the night.


and sometimes a little after lunch.

nice guy though.

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[implode]

dude, you don't have to "go away" to appease anybody. if you want to stick around, stick around. if you enjoy our company (and god knows, *i* can't think of anything much more fun than being belittled after every word i say) stick around as long as you like.

davey is an admin. he has the power to ban you from the site and make an announcement on the front page about how your mother dresses you funny. nothing more, nothing less.

[reef]

i dunno guys i don't think it's the number of posts he makes

hell i had like a thousand posts within the first couple months i was here

BUT

my posts were usually not as dumb as his

so i think that quality of your posts neeks to improve like...a lot.

[Awesome McManly]

Thanks for ruining the fun, Cory! :(

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right. it's all about integration. shit, i've made way more than 40 posts in a day, and unless everybody is just afraid to call me a dumbfuck because i could ban them for it, it never seems to bother anybody. you just need to consider whether this is really the community you want to be a part of.

my face and head are trapped in the monkey bars. oh, goodness me.

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Thanks for ruining the fun, Cory! :( sorry. i wasn't having any. i'll go. i have an educational video hosted by henry winkler's calming skyblue sweater to laugh at, anyway.

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[reef]

my face and head are trapped in the monkey bars. oh, goodness me.

dammit did i not say that i called dibs on the monkey bars?! does that mean nothing anymore?!

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[Awesome McManly]

sorry. i wasn't having any. i'll go. i have an educational video hosted by henry winkler's calming skyblue sweater to laugh at, anyway.


dude, you don't need to leave...

if anyhitng, I need to go to work.

[exemplary citizen]

dammit did i not say that i called dibs on the monkey bars?! does that mean nothing anymore?!Dude, I called dibs at the beginning of the <i>day</i>. Just 'cause you weren't around to hear it doesn't mean anything.

Shit, Cory, they've called the fire department. Run!

[reef]

bullshit you can't call dibs at the beginning of the day

that is cheating of the highest degree

[deadish]

can i be the class pet?
i am soft like kitty.
pet me.

[Awesome McManly]

mmmmm....

feels like happy!

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[reef]

i'm allergic to cats and this makes me very sad in the pants

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[Davey Rootbeer]

oh, sure, talk about me while i'm not here. :(

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guys.

GUYS.

i need to learn how to encode VHS insanity to my computer.

A SONG ABOUT PENISES, VULVAS, AND ANUSES BY JOHN RITTER IS ON THE LINE, HERE.

[Awesome McManly]

guys.

GUYS.

i need to learn how to encode VHS insanity to my computer.

A SONG ABOUT PENISES, VULVAS, AND ANUSES BY JOHN RITTER IS ON THE LINE, HERE.


stop being modest. It's the fate of the universe, is it not?

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"and even if you're just a kid
and even if it felt good when they did (<b>!!!</b>)
you should always tell a grown up
if someone touched your private paaaaarts..."

yes. yes. the fate of the universe it is.

[reef]

is john ritter still warming our hearts from beyond the grave

i submit that he is

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if i can learn how to do this, there won't be a single part of your body that isn't warm to the touch.

but don't let anyone touch it. tell an adult, or use "the honk."

what IS "the honk", you ask?

hopefully, one day you will see.

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[Awesome McManly]

that's bullshit!

Everytime I use the honk, the girl slaps me!

[exemplary citizen]

guys.

GUYS.

i need to learn how to encode VHS insanity to my computer.

A SONG ABOUT PENISES, VULVAS, AND ANUSES BY JOHN RITTER IS ON THE LINE, HERE.!!!


Dude. If you were in the L.A. area, we'd totally have this done in five minutes. I have the equipment sitting <i>right here</i>.

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okay. do i need a special VCR to accomplish this encoding thing, or do i just need the converter that reformats the VHS media to digital media?

(sorry. thinking out loud on virtual paper. pay no heed if you have no answer.)

[Awesome McManly]

Somebody tell me the story about the ten foot bear


I like how you seem to be having a conversation with yourself, everytime you edit that post.

[exemplary citizen]

Yeah, you need to have a capture device of some kind and your regular old run of the mill VCR. You unhook the red yellow and white cables from your TV and reconnect it so they go from the VCR and into the capture device.

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!!!


Dude. If you were in the L.A. area, we'd totally have this done in five minutes. I have the equipment sitting <i>right here</i>. ARRRRGH.

okay, so what costs more: a roundtrip ticket to L.A., or the converter?

i am willing to put my life on pause for the sake of sharing this with the world. (plus, we could collaborate on the article and freak out aaron when we have to stop and wash the pee from our pants.)

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[Rory Storm]

fuck

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[Awesome McManly]

wait, that wasn't you editing your post?

I thought you were talking to yourself.

capture cards don't cost that much, do they?

My brother bought one a few years ago, beofre he made the mad moneys, so I can't picture them costing all that much.

[Rory Storm]

I dont know. I just appeared. Wait...where am I?

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[exemplary citizen]

ARRRRGH.

okay, so what costs more: a roundtrip ticket to L.A., or the converter?Uhhhhhhh. Ooo. That's a toughie. It kind of depends on what kind of quality you want this preserved in. You can go pick up a cheapie one from Best Buy or wherever for between 60 and 80 bucks; I have one called the Dazzle Video Creator 150 that I use for quick low quality captures -- it only set me back about 70 bucks with the rebate. The plus side to buying it from Best Buy is that you can turn right around and return it the next day, as long as you're clear on their returns policy.

i am willing to put my life on pause for the sake of sharing this with the world. (plus, we could collaborate on the article and freak out aaron when we have to stop and wash the pee from our pants.)Heeeeee. I like this idea. But, it would probably still be cheaper to get the converter, and I'm afraid my cat might try to defenestrate you. I still miss my fenestrates. :(

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oh, the quality of the video is low enough (produced in 1984), i don't have to worry about making it look any better than it is. the content does that for me. mm. so best buy... video converter... ask for help from somebody who doesn't look like he's in danger of being fired... okay. okay.

this might take a week or two, but oh lord, will it be worth it.

[exemplary citizen]

Yaaaaaaaay!


Be sure to tell the techmonkey that you want something with a USB interface, unless you want to be stuck with a Firewire paperweight. If you don't have Firewire, that's gonna be about as useful as one bit to a two bit <strike>Irken Dictator</strike> whore.

And if'n you want, I'll help you format this thing up for internet use-age once you get it captured.

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yeah, i already garnered that from the few minutes of google hopping i did after the video ended (it was a sad time, indeed, but i've managed to carry on.) i don't have firewire. or, at least, i'm operating under the "if you don't know if you have firewire, you probably don't" principle.

shit. i'll need webspace to upload this shit to, also. guess i'll have to finally get around to making a website.

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what? rent? the musical where they all sing about having AIDS?

And if'n you want, I'll help you format this thing up for internet use-age once you get it captured. oh yes. oh very, very yes.

[MST3Kakalina]

dude, you don't have to "go away" to appease anybody. if you want to stick around, stick around. if you enjoy our company (and god knows, *i* can't think of anything much more fun than being belittled after every word i say) stick around as long as you like.

davey is an admin. he has the power to ban you from the site and make an announcement on the front page about how your mother dresses you funny. nothing more, nothing less.
cory, why would you encourage him?


i'll rephrase your post for you.

Irken Dictator, you don't "have" to go away, in that no one is making you leave, true. but why would you want to stay if the only thing you're met with is derision and ridicule? that makes no fucking sense. we're not about to magically warm up to you and become your best intarweb friends evar. so if you like being mocked pretty much every time you type something, then by all means stay. if you're looking to impress us or win us over, though, it's not going to happen.

anyway. continue your VHS conversion discussion. i'll fly off and inhabit another thread.

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In a way I enjoy to be mocked. I don't like you I will admit, sometimes I think you are sadistic pyscho bitch (no offense)

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cory, why would you encourage him? was i encouraging him? my post said the same thing as yours, only it wasn't as condescending and pessimistic. i don't know. maybe it should have been, but that's just not my style.

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sometimes I think you are sadistic pyscho bitch (no offense) hahaha.

[MST3Kakalina]

was i encouraging him? my post said the same thing as yours, only it wasn't as condescending and pessimistic. i don't know. maybe it should have been, but that's just not my style.
sometimes you need to be a condescending asshole to get the point across. y'know?


sadistic psycho bitch, eh? i'd change my user title to that, but then my avatar wouldn't really make sense.

[reef]

hey guys

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yeah. well. i'm just generally not the type who'll disrupt things just so i can shit comfortably. if i'm annoyed with someone, i try to ignore them until they're literally intruding on my own personal space. we all have a different definition of what "personal space" is. for some, it's the whole board. for some, it's a response after every post you make. you know. whatever.

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hey guys did you hear that john ritter has some choice things to say about your preschoolers penis?

[reef]

i do not have a preschooler sr. ritter

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then we'd better bail before he has the fonz run over your knees with his bike.

[exemplary citizen]

Does he actually <i>say</i> that?

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what? the run over your knees with his bike thing? cross my heart, dude. "HAVE A GOOD TIME OR I'LL RUN OVER YOUR KNEES WITH MY BIKE." in that context.

he actually says the thing in my sig, too, but it's supposed to be a threat that a potential child molestor might tell you to keep you from telling your parents.

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it reminded me of that part from the seanbaby article about mr. t's educational video:

"It's a new technique of self-motivation. He doesn't teach you how to organize your planner or let the system work for you. Mr. T makes it very clear during the opening song that if you don't start feeling good about yourself, he is going to kick your ass. He's serious about it. For your own safety, you better get happy."

i should really just mail the video to seanbaby and have him write about it. he'd do wayyy better than i will.

[exemplary citizen]

AHAHAHAHA. :<3:

Dude, where did you find this thing? There has to be some kind of inter-dimensional caper that occurred to aquire this priceless gem.

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The Great American Cinema, or, the videostore i'm going to scour like a jaded health inspector on every paycheckday for the next several months.

$2.50, marked down from... haha. god knows. it's probably been sitting on the shelf since early 1985.

[Awesome McManly]

i do not have a preschooler sr. ritter


ONLY BECAUSE YOU SOLD THEM INTO SLAVORY!

AND FOR WHAT?

Money for a twelve inch sandwich at mr. Sub.

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reef's been clamoring for a full 12 inches ever since i spent my first night in his arms. :(

[Takker]

reef's been clamoring for a full 12 inches ever since i spent my first night in his arms. :(
*swoons* how romantic.

[Awesome McManly]

Oh, Oh yeah?

Well when ME and reef cuddle together, I have him seeing stars.

And rainbows! Stars, and rainbows.

To say nothing of the clovers and horse shoes.


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wait... sorry that's when we eat lucky charms together ... :(

[reef]

guys guys there is enough room in my gaping asshole for both of you

because i have anal sex, you see

WITH MEN

[Awesome McManly]

I think he's lying.

he told me he's only ever been penetrated by chicks.

[reef]

jt relationships are built on trust

AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE NONE IN ME

i think...i think you'd better go

[Awesome McManly]

jt relationships are built on trust

AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE NONE IN ME

i think...i think you'd better go

if that's how you want it, FINE!

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I'll send for my things.

[reef]

wait no come back!

i...need you

[Awesome McManly]

I promised myself I wasn't going to cry.

But these are tears of joy!

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They might also be slightly related to the load of semen you just shot in my eye.


Oh, we're a pair, aren't we?

[Takker]

*comical sitcom laughter*

[reef]

http://snl.jt.org/arc/char/DaAy-Yortuk%20Festrunk.jpg

[Vile]

I like where this is going, and I urge you to continue.

[deadish]

looks like <i>this</i> thread needs some <b>pussy</b>.




<center><img src="http://modernrock.com/uploads/eatyourfriends/kitties!_6.jpg"></center>

[reef]

what

[Vile]

It looks like a monkey, deadish.

[deadish]

<center><b>pussy.</b>
<img src="http://heathkit.mondrary.com/albums/Kitties%21/IMG_1574.sized.jpg"></center>

[Vile]

And that one looks like a rathamster!

Do your job, missus!

[reef]

you could have just said cat

or maybe kitty

kitten?

[Vile]

<img src="http://taint.org/xfer/2004/kittens.jpg">


WAAAAR.

[deadish]

<center><b>puuuuuuuussssy.</b>

<img src="http://heathkit.mondrary.com/albums/Kitties%21/IMG_1612.sized.jpg"></center>

[deadish]

<center><b>angry pussy.</b>

<img src="http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~trsmith/images/kitties.jpg"></center>

[Dr. Badman]

Hey Irken Dictator.

If you send me one more PM/E-mail/User Note, I will ban you.

This is your first and only warning.

[rocketgal]

(was confused for a second. i wanted a trohpy)

[Takker]

Hey Irken Dictator.

If you send me one more PM/E-mail/User Note, I will ban you.

This is your first and only warning.
yeah, Irken dicky sent me a usernote, and I was like

"dude, I hate this guy"

and I tried to delete it, but I couldn't and I was so sad.