Haunted Image of Dead Cat On Toast.

[Sally]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5581935432&rd=1

:(

[Rory Storm]

I...I...I just don't see it. I guess I have to look through the picture or something...like MagicEye.

[Sally]

My friend keeps telling me I should buy it.

This is rediculous.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5582259347&rd=1

[SLUM WIZZARD]

UH OH EVERY TIME I GO TO SLEEP ONE OF MY PILLOWZ FALLZ IT MusT BE HAUnTED AND THEN I COOKED A HOT POCKET AND IT LOOKS LIEK MY PILLO SO IM GOING TO SELL IT SO MY PiLLOW CAN REST AT NIGHT AGAIN KTHX

I hate you, ebay.

[Rory Storm]

I had an ENTIRE box of shortbread cookies that looked like the Girl Scouts of America symbol. They must be a sign from god.

[ManiacTHP]

I don't even see a cat on the first one, and the second one is just plain stupid. Ebay was created by Satan as a breeding ground for dumbasses.

[Zootch]

You have to really be stretching to see it. You'd never notice it though unless you stared for a few minutes. Even then, it's imagination at work.

[Zootch]

http://i21.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/16/d3/a2_1_b.JPG
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/Zootch/kitty.png

Seee.

[RCCC]

OMG! I want to buy it!

[Sally]

Wow. That chick had a fucked up looking cat.

[AngryGoatFace]

<font face="Trebuchet MS">i'd want to eat the toast.









so that the cat's soul would be inside my body.














and i'd be a cat.


















yeah.










</font>

[maxx]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=102514&item=5581173480&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5581165722&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11776&item=5578127859&rd=1#ebayphotohosting

Seriously, type the word "haunted" in the Ebay search, you can run in to all sorts of hilarious things people are trying to sell off.

EDIT: At least this one is a bit more interesting:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5581914656&rd=1

[robot]

<img src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40480000/jpg/_40480423_dayjapan_afp220.jpg">

[MST3Kakalina]

god bless you, ebay.


NOTE TO THE WORLD: it's spelled "ridiculous."

[implode]

As time passed, I would still think of her everyday. My children are finally old enough to start asking those tough questions about death, God and heaven. The questions got me thinking about those I had loved and lost. My thoughts turned to my cat. I wondered to myself if she was still watching over us, still being protective of the kids. I thought about this as I made breakfast. ehehe. i love watching the logic train derail. and the little logic people running around outside the wreck, their little logical head's being consumed by the little illogical flames...

I was making some toast for me when the toaster popped and out came this piece of toast with an image of a cat on it! I am taking this as a sign that my cat is letting me know that she is ok on the other side and that she is still watching over me and my family. this is the scary part, really. there's nothing wrong with seeking solace in the idea that one of your deceased loved ones is in a better place, but to imply that the <i>cat is watching over you</i> could lead to some trouble. just as a cat cannot shove you out of the way of oncoming traffic, an angelcat is probably going to have greatly reduced powers in the field of guardian angelship. uncle harry has the time to watch over every move you make because he's never busy trying to manuever his tongue to a certain evasive spot on his back. unless, of course, that's what killed him in the first place.

I decided to put this toast up for auction, hoping that maybe it could bring some peace and answers to those who have loved and lost someone special in their life, like it has done for me. then... shouldn't it be free? peace is not a commodity to be bought and sold. peace washes over you like the free waves of high tide. if the lifeguard asks you for .99 cents per wave, you go home and take a bath.

[TMLUVR]

Mm... looks... tasty?