Young Jeff Bridges
07-11-2005, 05:23 PM
So, I started here three and 1/4 or 1/3 or close to 1/2 years ago. And by started, I mean, saw Invader Zim a second time after seeing it a first time half a year earlier, and deciding that the show was pretty enjoyable, looked up information about it. This forum was unfortunately the only thing I found. How saddening. What got me to sign up? Who knows. The days of Original Doom were not a pleasant one. I didn't even know she was a chick until long after she was gone. Whoa.
I was generally--no, completely--an obnoxious asshole, like almost every other brand new member of this board. Eventually, I was assimilated into a proper grammar kind-of guy, but I decided I got no respect, so with the addition of the ability to change your username yourself!!, I wanted to start anew. With a new interest in the appearance-lacking Poonchy (started by the first Drinker of Hate fan ~B+ --or as I first called him, Tildebleepus), I took his name and made it my own, all over the intraweb. Every forum I went to, every place I signed up to... I even started a fansite for the guy! Powered at first by the godlike crew of Thorn & Tilde, they gave up the internet life eventually. Tilde's younger brother took over while I took the credit for everything because I'm such an asshole.
With my new name, people, for the most part, liked me more. Most couldn't get over the intensly horrible beginning of mine (would anyone disagree if I said I was one of the worst members in board history?), but they would. Because I ended up being a pretty hot chick.
Whoops. People were fooled when I showed them that I was in fact a chubby boy. It ruined a lot of peoples' hopes and dreams, but for the most part everyone still liked me more because it was funny. And then, well, I kind of
lost some weight
like some as in 40 lbs
developed a more personal way of typing
while my posts generally got dumber
and dumber
and i had a lot less to say.
Whoops. People started disliking me again when I changed my name from Poonchy. People maybe started disliking me again when I lost the ability to speak my mind, no matter how many people got offended. I just don't like offending people, and don't really want to speak my mind unless I'm in the mood. People thought I was annoying when I started typing in seemingly poem form, which was really just the enter button whenever I would have stopped if I was saying it in person.
Which brings me to my point. What made me so likable in the first place, and so unlikable in the present?
The end.
I was generally--no, completely--an obnoxious asshole, like almost every other brand new member of this board. Eventually, I was assimilated into a proper grammar kind-of guy, but I decided I got no respect, so with the addition of the ability to change your username yourself!!, I wanted to start anew. With a new interest in the appearance-lacking Poonchy (started by the first Drinker of Hate fan ~B+ --or as I first called him, Tildebleepus), I took his name and made it my own, all over the intraweb. Every forum I went to, every place I signed up to... I even started a fansite for the guy! Powered at first by the godlike crew of Thorn & Tilde, they gave up the internet life eventually. Tilde's younger brother took over while I took the credit for everything because I'm such an asshole.
With my new name, people, for the most part, liked me more. Most couldn't get over the intensly horrible beginning of mine (would anyone disagree if I said I was one of the worst members in board history?), but they would. Because I ended up being a pretty hot chick.
Whoops. People were fooled when I showed them that I was in fact a chubby boy. It ruined a lot of peoples' hopes and dreams, but for the most part everyone still liked me more because it was funny. And then, well, I kind of
lost some weight
like some as in 40 lbs
developed a more personal way of typing
while my posts generally got dumber
and dumber
and i had a lot less to say.
Whoops. People started disliking me again when I changed my name from Poonchy. People maybe started disliking me again when I lost the ability to speak my mind, no matter how many people got offended. I just don't like offending people, and don't really want to speak my mind unless I'm in the mood. People thought I was annoying when I started typing in seemingly poem form, which was really just the enter button whenever I would have stopped if I was saying it in person.
Which brings me to my point. What made me so likable in the first place, and so unlikable in the present?
The end.