A Topic About Putting Things In Your Mouth

[exemplary citizen]

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So, I'm about to bake a fucking delicious blackberry cheesecake. I think now is the time for everybody to share their favorite recipes for comfort food.

[KLEIN]

I would say that blackberry pie is better than cheesecake.

Cheesecake is a poor excuse for a cake. Almost any other kind of cake is better.

[banky]

How about anything thats fattening and doesnt taste like ass?

Now how about cramming some of that cheesecake into your CD-Rom and e-mailing it to me? Dont worry. It works. I promise.

[MST3Kakalina]

things i like to put in MY mouth?

well. :o

[exemplary citizen]

Welsh Rarebits


1 tbsp flour
2 tbsp butter
1 cup cheddar cheese
milk
1 or 2 capfuls cheap-assed cooking sherry


Melt butter in small saucepan, until it starts to bubble a little. In small increments, add the flour to the hot butter and mix with a whisk to form a paste-like consistency. Allow mixture to brown (should only take a few seconds, so watch out that you don't burn it), and begin adding milk in small amounts, whisking to avoid lumps. Once all the milk is added, melt in cheese and add sherry. Allow to simmer for a few minutes, and add any additional seasonings (I like a little ground mustard and cayenne pepper in mine). Serve over toasted english muffins.

[Meat Load]

The title of the topic is bound to make it wind up about fellatio or something.

Damn perverts.

[MST3Kakalina]

The title of the topic is bound to make it wind up about fellatio or something.

Damn perverts.
got it covered.

[exemplary citizen]

The title of the topic is bound to make it wind up about fellatio or something.No. That could never happen here.

And was in no way intentionally misleading.

[Meat Load]

No. That could never happen here.

And was in no way intentionally misleading.
My god...

You wanted this to happen, didn't you?!

[Zorkporker]

http://www.wildlanders.com/wildlanders/aaaasp/birding/images/mealworms.jpg

Yum.

[KLEIN]

Get the fuck out of here.

[MST3Kakalina]

it's good to have you back, Klein.


i guess you heard about MajorB's...commentary?

[Takker]

ooo Ami, that looks amazing. mail me a piece.

I also enjoy cheesecake, among other things. any sort of homemade cakes, kolachkis, those big double chocolate cookies from costco, brownies. as you can see, I'm not picky.

[MST3Kakalina]

the only time i had cheesecake, it gave me the shits.


:(

[KLEIN]

It's good to be back, Koba.

I haven't seen the whole thing, though I'd like to. It'd be good to let the truth be known.

[exemplary citizen]

http://www.wildlanders.com/wildlanders/aaaasp/birding/images/mealworms.jpg

Yum.
These are delicious lightly sauteed and coated with dark chocolate.

However, the guy from the lawn and garden center may begin to eye your purchases suspiciously if you make it more than a few times.

[Ravenous Monkey]

I don't cook but I do love Flan (http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/flan.htm).

http://photos1.flickr.com/600580_371b30a808.jpg

[exemplary citizen]

Oh god.

*joy*

[Takker]

the only time i had cheesecake, it gave me the shits.


:(
that's too bad, as it is delicious. my mom and her friends had this little baking party thing and they made homemade cheesecake bites with strawberries and blueberries on top. orgasmic

[MST3Kakalina]

flan is amazing.


and Klein: http://majorb.dynalias.net/forums.html

[Takker]

the link doesn't work Koba, but Trogg has it sigged, I believe

[MST3Kakalina]

it doesn't?

did he like, take it down after we publicly mocked it?

[Takker]

most likely.

[KLEIN]

We did?

Where?


And you all seem to have forgotten the cardinal rule of desserts. A Dessert needs to be based around chocolate, fruit, or perhaps both.

Cream and eggs simply do not cut it. There is only one exception.

[MST3Kakalina]

no, it seems to be a server issue. otherwise, i imagine we'd be getting a 404, not a timeout.


thread here: http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=16413

[tass]

that's too bad, as it is delicious. my mom and her friends had this little baking party thing and they made homemade cheesecake bites with strawberries and blueberries on top. orgasmic
my aunt made those before... only cherries and blueberries. :ava:

[töm]

for the win?

<img src=http://www.woodlands-lodge.co.uk/restaurant/FoodWinter2005/Creme%20brulee%20fruits%20sml.JPG>

i wouldn't dare try to make it by myself, though. that's like trying to carve your own statue of david.

[Takker]

We did?

Where?


And you all seem to have forgotten the cardinal rule of desserts. A Dessert needs to be based around chocolate, fruit, or perhaps both.

Cream and eggs simply do not cut it. There is only one exception.and what would that exception be?

[kyle!]

Welsh Rarebits


1 tbsp flour
2 tbsp butter
1 cup cheddar cheese
milk
1 or 2 capfuls cheap-assed cooking sherry


Melt butter in small saucepan, until it starts to bubble a little. In small increments, add the flour to the hot butter and mix with a whisk to form a paste-like consistency. Allow mixture to brown (should only take a few seconds, so watch out that you don't burn it), and begin adding milk in small amounts, whisking to avoid lumps. Once all the milk is added, melt in cheese and add sherry. Allow to simmer for a few minutes, and add any additional seasonings (I like a little ground mustard and cayenne pepper in mine). Serve over toasted english muffins.
do you have a picture?
yaknow,
of what they look like. i am weird and like to know what stuff looks like

[deadish]

:O i did not know that was just cheese sauce. wheee.

<img src="http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary/jpeg150/br/brie-de-meaux01.jpg">
mmm. room-temperature briiiiiiiiiie.
(i can't be arsed to cook. give me some brie and fruit and bagel chips and i'm in heaven.)

[kyle!]

i dont know what most of the foods in this thread ARE. or at least i havent had them...

deadish you should go on aim. i am bored D:
ha

[exemplary citizen]

do you have a picture?
yaknow,
of what they look like. i am weird and like to know what stuff looks like
Gah, not really. This is <i>sorta</i> what it looks like:

<img src=http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1221.jpg>

Only not really. That's another variation of it. But I tell you what, next time I make it I take a picture just for youuuu.

[KLEIN]

no, it seems to be a server issue. otherwise, i imagine we'd be getting a 404, not a timeout.


thread here: http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=16413

I fucking missed this?

Such a heady combination of praise and insulting my character.


Can someone figure out what the deal is with that site?

[RCCC]

Mozzarella Sticks deep fried in Olive Oil.

[exemplary citizen]

Such a heady combination of praise and insulting my character.
With an elegant bouquet, and do I detect a hint of black currant? Solid finish.

I dunno, but so much of it is hilariously detatched from anything that actually happened. It's like what somebody would have gotten out of that if they'd never ever talked to any of the senior moosers (or, really anybody on the board at all for that matter).

[KLEIN]

I still want to see it.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

No you don't. I'll summarize: MajorB tries to be a historian but ends up being unforgivably biased and calls you a bastard.

[KLEIN]

You think I don't know this?

[exemplary citizen]

That's a pretty solid re-cap, yeah.


GUYS MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THIS IS A THREAD ABOUt FOOD. ALL OTHER SHENANIGANS MUST BE EITHER ACCOMPANIED BY A RECIPE OR PHRASED IN THE FORM OF ONE.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

You think I don't know this?

Such things are humanly possible.

[deadish]

<img src="http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/archives/peeps1.jpg">

[HOMERCHESTRA]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/entree/img/jan05/chef0126_big.jpghttp://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20040811/images/2004-08-11alton.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/dgds/alton.jpghttp://www.npr.org/programs/watc/features/2004/dec/altonbrown/gloves200.jpg

[deadish]

i love that man. like golly jee wow.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

ALTON BROWN



ALTON BROWN

[HOMERCHESTRA]

FUCK EMERIL LAGASSE

FUCK BOBBY FLAY

FUCK THAT LADY FROM "EVERYDAY ITALIAN" WITH THE REALLY WIDE, CREEPY GRIN AND HER OVER-PRONUNCIATION OF ITALIAN WORDS THAT SOUND AKWARD NEXT TO HER FLAWLESS AMERICAN ENGLISH.


ALTON BROWN

[deadish]

DUDE now i miss cable.
just for good eats.


and other stuff too i spose..

[Retard Girl]

Alton Brown is fun. I love watching him on TV. With the exception of Iron Chef (This meal... is very mature. When I am older, I think I will like it.) now and then, Good Eats is the only thing I watch on the Food Network.

[kyle!]

Gah, not really. This is <i>sorta</i> what it looks like:

<img src=http://www.marions-kochbuch.de/rezept/1221.jpg>

Only not really. That's another variation of it. But I tell you what, next time I make it I take a picture just for youuuu.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

however
i see no picture there O:



i have no recipies becuase im... something. without a recipie

[HOMERCHESTRA]

alton brown is the one who said that whilst hosting iron chef america

also, good eats is hardly funny in the least

Your loss, manos.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

The show doesn't really have that many jokes in it at all. It's more about presentation.

[Retard Girl]

It's one of the few food shows I can watch without becoming bored.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Woo woo, looks like you just missed the point train, buddy.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

IT MUST BE HARD TO SEE THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE WITH THOSE ELITIST GLASSES ON

[HOMERCHESTRA]

IT MUST BE HARD TO SMELL THE DAISIES WHEN YOU'RE STOMPING ALL OVER THEM WITH YOUR 100-FOOT NAZI BOOTS OF SOUTHERNER REPRESSION

[HOMERCHESTRA]

LOOK AT ME I'M IMPLODE, NYA NE NEENER NEENER I WEAR BOOBIE HATS

[HOMERCHESTRA]

You've always gotta one-up me, don't ya? :(

[KLEIN]

Give it a rest, eric.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

It's a shame that there's no such thing as a "West Coast-exclusive" anything when there are about fifty million things that you can only get if you're on the East Coast.

Like Moxie.

[t3]

I can make a pretty mean cheese sammich.

Sorry. Didn't mena to stray back on topic there. Umm.... so. Who's cooler, Houndoom or Mightyena?

[Meat Load]

Houndoom.

Duh.

[BeastDad1987]

It's a shame that there's no such thing as a "West Coast-exclusive" anything when there are about fifty million things that you can only get if you're on the East Coast.

Like Moxie.
No, you can get Moxie here. Where I live, anyways.

In-N-Out in a west coast only thing. I think they're only in California, Nevada, and Arizona. Best fuckin' burgers evar.

[Vile]

I can make a pretty mean cheese sammich.

Sorry. Didn't mena to stray back on topic there. Umm.... so. Who's cooler, Houndoom or Mightyena?


A godamned Houndyena.

[t3]

In-N-Out in a west coast only thing. I think they're only in California, Nevada, and Arizona. Best fuckin' burgers evar.

My favorite burgers come from A&W, but that's neither here nor there. I mainly wanted to comment on how Waffle Houses seem exclusive to the midwest, all the while avoiding getting sucked into a pokemon chat before I was able to do so. Soooo... well, having apparnetly accomplished that task... I'd say yeah, Houndoom is considerably cool. But man, Mightyena knows SHADOW BALL. My absol can do that and totally pwned the pokemon in Hoenn's psychic gym.

[exemplary citizen]

No, you can get Moxie here. Where I live, anyways.

In-N-Out in a west coast only thing. I think they're only in California, Nevada, and Arizona. Best fuckin' burgers evar.
This is true. I actually just had a Moxie on Monday when I went to the LACMA.

And I second the sentiment about In-N-Out. Especially if you order a burger "Animal style". *growling noises* That's some good shit.

[exemplary citizen]

I mainly wanted to comment on how Waffle Houses seem exclusive to the midwest
I'm not sure that's true... I used to live not a mile from a Waffle House in Arizona. I think those mainly stay away from the coasts, but you can find them pretty far west.

[Vile]

My favorite burgers come from A&W, but that's neither here nor there. I mainly wanted to comment on how Waffle Houses seem exclusive to the midwest, all the while avoiding getting sucked into a pokemon chat before I was able to do so. Soooo... well, having apparnetly accomplished that task... I'd say yeah, Houndoom is considerably cool. But man, Mightyena knows SHADOW BALL. My absol can do that and totally pwned the pokemon in Hoenn's psychic gym.


You know what I got my hopes up about? Wailord. I thought he'd be the shit. He wasn't.

:<

[Meat Load]

Did you see him in Colosseum? He was fucking HUGE.

[Vile]

Yeah, and his surf/dive combo didn't even DENT the first elite <s>four</s> many guy.

Thanks, neptune. I could have had a level 45 Mightyena, and I chose YOU.

[Meat Load]

Well, sucks to be you then.

But Mightyena's really overrated. His defense sucks.

[t3]

I'm not sure that's true... I used to live not a mile from a Waffle House in Arizona. I think those mainly stay away from the coasts, but you can find them pretty far west.

Oh. Well... the desert is big enough to hide Area 51, so maybe they did manage to sneak a few Waffle Houses out there. But the majority of what I've seen of the west is either flickering neon lights or towns with populations hardly penetrating the double digits, where people have old tabloids from the early 1980's just lying around. Also I saw a wild bull. It was neat.

You know what I got my hopes up about? Wailord. I thought he'd be the shit. He wasn't.

:<

I went in completely unaware of the new pokemon being added to the mix, but I gotta say Skitty is the best thing that's happened since Meowth. I mean, with assist, you DON'T KNOW what's gonna happen. It can make or break you in a tough battle. (But I always used skitty mainly as a contest specimen... got a Master Rank with 'im.)

[Vile]

Ha, I'm in master rank with my Grumpig. Oh how I love him I do.

[Meat Load]

I got Master Rank with Registeel.

[exemplary citizen]

Are any of you planning on putting a pokemon in your mouth, or am I gonna have to bust out with the pimpslap?

[t3]

I think Shuckle are supposed to get you high... or at least their shit does. I think Team Rocket got a pretty good buzz off of it in "A Better Pill to Swallow" but then it made Meowth and Pikachu and Wobbufett and Arbok grope them in frighteningly sexual manners...


Eh. Anyway. I can also make frappes. And that's about all. Those and cheese sammiches.

[Vile]

<img src="http://www.zriny.com/jon/200303a.jpg">

[Meat Load]

Oh my god...

That kid's face...

[Vile]

That's what pokemon does to your face.

[Takker]

I smoked a pikmin once, guys

[exemplary citizen]

That goes in the <i>other</i> thread. Jesus.

[Takker]

right then. I'll just mosey on over there then

[Meat Load]

Talk about food, guys.

Lest we incur the wrath of Ami.

[t3]

Um.... chili peppers burn my gut.

[Meat Load]

I did not know until yesterday that I liked soy sauce.

[t3]

Was anyone else disapointed by the scores that Death, Jr. got? I was kinda looking forward to- er, I mean.... hot sausages or sweet 'uns? Which do YOU prefer?!

[Meat Load]

<small>I never really plan on getting a PSP anyway, but I did hope that one would do well. It looked so promising.</small>

Spring rolls are awesome.

[t3]

The PSP seemed the no-brainer choice to me initially, but o be honest the DS looks to have a much more impressive lineup later this year. I mean, Sonic Rush AND New Super Mario Bros.? And can you say "Trauma Center: Under the Knife".... five times fast.... while drinking water?!

What about egg rolls?

[Takker]

The DS is huge. I prefer playing the gameboy SP. I can play the only game I own on it. tetris.

[t3]

I want tetris, but not for 17 bucks. I mean DAY-AM. Part of the reason I want a DS is so I can play all my GBA games on a backlit screen and not feel like I was raped by having to buy the same system twice. Also... SONIC RUSH.

Umm.... MINI WHEATS. Pretty shitty cereal, but a decent snack indeed!

[Meat Load]

The PSP seemed the no-brainer choice to me initially, but o be honest the DS looks to have a much more impressive lineup later this year. I mean, Sonic Rush AND New Super Mario Bros.? And can you say "Trauma Center: Under the Knife".... five times fast.... while drinking water?!

What about egg rolls?<small>I thought so too, but there just haven't been any games out for it that I care about. I haven't bought a DS either, but I'm certainly more interested in it than the PSP at this point. It's the whole idea of the "touchscreen" gimmick that's keeping me away. Games were meant to be played with BUTTONS, damnit! But even so, the idea of being able to play Super Mario 64 wherever I go is tempting.

Also, I think the original GBA is much better than the SP, with the exception of the missing backlight. It just molds to your hands in a way that the cold, blocky SP doesn't.</small>

Egg rolls too. But I like spring rolls better. I just like the taste more.

[exemplary citizen]

Guys, I totally just found an SP just laying on the lawn at a public garden a week ago. It had Pokemon Saphire in it and everything.

I turned it in to lost and found. I.. I'm a dumbass, aren't I?

[t3]

Damn! Why didn't ya send it to me?! I DISTINCLY remember leaing an SP at a public garden on the other end of he continent like a wekk ago.

*sigh* Nay, some clumsy dumbass out there will be ecstatic at their good fortune at having been reunited with their material goods due to the realtively rare honesty of strangers. Being the victim of an iPod that liked it's position on a bus seat way too much, I can sympathize with such an individual.

[t3]

Also, I think the original GBA is much better than the SP, with the exception of the missing backlight. It just molds to your hands in a way that the cold, blocky SP doesn't.</small>


Yeah, the shape's a bit better, but still. The light thing really gets to me. I can't see a damn THING unless I'm under a 10,000 watt light or have found myself situated in an abundant source of natural light. And frankly, the odds are better that I will find a 10,000 watt lightbulb lying aroud.

[Meat Load]

Speak for yourself. I'd rather be limited to playing during the day than get hand cramps on a regular basis.

[t3]

Well, even during the day it's hard to see unless the lighting is just right. Still. betwix Kirby Canvas Curse, Advance Wars Dual Strike, and Meteos, the DS is looking sa'wheeeeet all of a sudden...

[Meat Load]

I do love a good Kirby game.

But I'm poor. I'll wait 'til the price drops.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I found Pokemon Blue and Pokemon Gold on the ground outside of my car one day at school.


I traded Gold for Metroid Fusion. Bad Call :(

[Meat Load]

You traded one of the weakest GB Pokemon games for one of the best GBA games ever?

More like good call.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

UM EXCUSE ME


POKEMON GOLD IS AS WEAK AS IRON JAW


AS TO SAY NOT WEAK


I GOT POKERUS

[Meat Load]

UH OKAY WHATEVER DUDE

12000 POSTS BITCH

[HOMERCHESTRA]

8,000 IS A FINE NUMBER

[deadish]

**squeaks something about soul calibur II**

also: three waffle houses in my little town. THREE.

[robot]

yesterday i cooked about an ounce of cannabis into butter in a saucepan, strained it, and made chocolate chip cookies.

[SLUM WIZZARD]

That sounds disgusting, but I want to try it anyways.

Post the results, this should be interesting.

[robot]

they look like regular cookies man, i strained out all actual plant matter

[SLUM WIZZARD]

Ah, looked over that. Nevermind then.

They taste decent?

[robot]

you can taste the pot, but the chocolate sort of overrides it. they're pretty good. not sure about the potency though, because i ate one and didn't feel a thing, got stoned, ate another, and in about an hour i could definately feel it.

[banky]

Infected and new MGS looks promsing for PSP. All this Pokemon talk makes me wanna pick it up again, but requires getting a new GBA/SP after my last one was stolen.

What is the deal with Fritos? They seem to go with everything.

[Ravenous Monkey]

I like Toblerone. Here's a picture of me with a death size bar of it:

http://www.cs.adelaide.edu.au/~gaspar/toblerone.jpg


I love Truffles. Here's a picture of me nasally ingesting one:

http://www.wineknowstravel.com/images2/picture_man%20smelling%20truffle.jpg

I've heard of people cooking with truffles (http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/truffles.html), I've never tried it but I would love to.

[Adnama]

I like Tronky bars. I bought one once at an airport in Mexico and it kicked ass.

:( Has anyone seen or heard of Tronky bars being sold in the U.S.? I've never seen them here ever. But the package I got them in was printed in English so what gives? British candy, then? I have no clue.

[banky]

It sounds familiar. You can order some here (http://www.capriflavors.com/kf_reserve.php).

[Adnama]

That's awesome. I should so buy it by the case and annoy my friends with them.

"Dude, it's a Tronky bar! Isn't that funny?"

"Shut up."

[t3]

**squeaks something about soul calibur II**

also: three waffle houses in my little town. THREE.

Rawr! Damn you and all places that are rich in waffle houses.

**squeaks in anticipation of Soul Calibur 3** IT HAS A CHARACTER DESIGN FEATURE.