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robot
08-19-2005, 04:06 AM
how long can i hold it?

robot
08-19-2005, 04:07 AM
i can hear my moms shampoo bottle in the bathroom

this is a losing battle

SLUM WIZZARD
08-19-2005, 04:14 AM
You can do it, robot.

Don't give up on us.

robot
08-19-2005, 04:17 AM
well that was short lived.

there goes another concept thread

xsbs52x
08-19-2005, 07:11 AM
cold turkey.

Stuart Tusspot
08-19-2005, 09:49 AM
big brown baby.

banky
08-19-2005, 10:06 AM
"Put the brown thing in the round thing."

(Quote from a college basketball game ...)

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:28 PM
Lame.

whodaimen
08-19-2005, 12:37 PM
Ghey

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:44 PM
curds and whey.

reef
08-19-2005, 12:46 PM
tina fey

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:48 PM
Alfalfa hay.

robot
08-19-2005, 12:48 PM
tammy fay baker

implode
08-19-2005, 12:48 PM
you can't win if you don't play.

reef
08-19-2005, 12:49 PM
tammy fay baker
shake it like a salt shaker

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:49 PM
Boooorn in the USA.

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:49 PM
santa's sleigh.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:50 PM
Blaster ray.

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:51 PM
horsehair toupee.

reef
08-19-2005, 12:51 PM
jars of clay?

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:51 PM
April and May.

robot
08-19-2005, 12:51 PM
jean rene?

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:51 PM
barrels of hay!

implode
08-19-2005, 12:52 PM
let us pray.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:52 PM
What a day.

robot
08-19-2005, 12:52 PM
skies of grey

Neon Tears
08-19-2005, 12:53 PM
Ville Valo's gay.

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:53 PM
led astray.

reef
08-19-2005, 12:53 PM
a glass of chardonnay

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:54 PM
Under the sway.

implode
08-19-2005, 12:54 PM
i say nay!

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:54 PM
chinese buffet.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 12:55 PM
Held at bay.

reef
08-19-2005, 12:56 PM
come what may

implode
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
a good lei.

banky
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
Fallen prey.

exemplary citizen
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
Do as you may

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 12:58 PM
doomsday y2k

reef
08-19-2005, 12:59 PM
kaloo kalay!

implode
08-19-2005, 12:59 PM
it's easy, mmmkay.

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 01:00 PM
<B>BEWARE KKK</b>

reef
08-19-2005, 01:01 PM
silent bob and jay

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:01 PM
What'd you say?

implode
08-19-2005, 01:01 PM
don't delay - call us today!

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
come out and play.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
Fish fillet.

reef
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
why, it's christmas day!

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
hooray!

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:02 PM
That's the way.

implode
08-19-2005, 01:04 PM
i'm justin, eh?

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:05 PM
Hey hey hey!

reef
08-19-2005, 01:08 PM
igpay atinlay

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:09 PM
Matt and Trey.

implode
08-19-2005, 01:11 PM
creme brulee.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 01:12 PM
Cheese soufflé.

implode
08-19-2005, 01:13 PM
santa fe.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:18 PM
It is like...how you say?

implode
08-19-2005, 01:27 PM
i loooove L.A.

okay. i don't want to play.

Neon Tears
08-19-2005, 01:28 PM
Salaam Bombay!

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 01:30 PM
shall we call it a day?

banky
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
Jump into the fray.

implode
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
shall we call it a day? after this display? i'll say.

Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
Come what may, I won't age a day,
I'll wait for you, always...

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:40 PM
I guess that's a nay.

Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 01:41 PM
well, i had something to say!

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:44 PM
go ahead then, bray!

implode
08-19-2005, 01:46 PM
we're wai-

<small>ting.</small>

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 01:46 PM
the press will have a field day.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:48 PM
they'll put our heads on a silver tray.

Adnama
08-19-2005, 01:50 PM
they'll have a lot of cats to spay

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:51 PM
At least they won't have to say

"what will we do today?"

Vile
08-19-2005, 01:55 PM
But they'll get messy, won't they?

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:56 PM
Well, that's the price you pay.

implode
08-19-2005, 01:56 PM
eh. they're unreliable, anyway.

Takker
08-19-2005, 01:57 PM
don't you guys have anything interesting to say?

implode
08-19-2005, 01:57 PM
go away.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 01:58 PM
I think it's a wonderful display.

Join us, play!

Takker
08-19-2005, 01:58 PM
to that, I say nay

Vile
08-19-2005, 02:00 PM
You don't have any time to slay?

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:00 PM
Be that as it may.

We children will frolic and be gay!

implode
08-19-2005, 02:01 PM
that's not how we play. you don't just say "nay" and expect everyone to stay. this ain't no matinee.

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:02 PM
Sorry to put a damper on your day

Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 02:02 PM
*ahem* If I may...

I'd like to say this thread is really gay.

Not to take away from this fray, but don't you have anything better to do all day?

Sorry to dismay, it's been really wierd today. I took a survey, went to see the Oakland A's play the Devil Rays(which got delayed when Tom DeLay came onto the field of play and performed a ballet.) So anyway, i take the parkway on my segway and, it's traffic day. so, there i stay, until the jam is cleared away.

I get home, my stuff is astray, my PDA smells like an ashtray, and the fonz is going 'ay.

it's the price i pay for being afk all damn day.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:04 PM
You don't say.

Vile
08-19-2005, 02:04 PM
Your final grade is an A.

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:05 PM
you deserve a cheer. hooray!

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:05 PM
I'll make you pay.

Vile
08-19-2005, 02:05 PM
Let us dance the night away.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:06 PM
Till we're greeted by the sun's first ray.

implode
08-19-2005, 02:07 PM
hey, vbulletin wants to play:

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Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:09 PM
But...what will his mother say?

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:10 PM
he'll be grounded for many a day

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:10 PM
Until of course, he runs away.

implode
08-19-2005, 02:11 PM
he's been ungrounded since last thursday.

<img src="http://www.dosfordonts.com/PJbefore-after.jpg">

from a <i>mile away.</i>

Vile
08-19-2005, 02:11 PM
If he can keep the wind and the rain at bay, he may.

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:12 PM
i'm justin, eh?


FUCKING RACIST! :mad:

...

what?

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:13 PM
by the rules you must play

Vile
08-19-2005, 02:13 PM
That sure wasn't something you HAD to say.

implode
08-19-2005, 02:13 PM
FUCKING RACIST! :mad:

<a href="http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=608014&postcount=2199">it's the only way that the girlies won't think i'm gay.</a> :(

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:14 PM
This is fucken creepen me out, eh?

~Edited by Davey Rootbeer, today.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:15 PM
Join our way!

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:15 PM
play with us, Justin. plaaaay. it will brighten up your day

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:16 PM
meh. What the hey.

Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 02:18 PM
I'm moving this thread to Q&A...

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:19 PM
who wants to buy my pants?

...

Um... on E-bay?

implode
08-19-2005, 02:20 PM
davey's little more than a valet.

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:20 PM
JT, does the auction end today?

Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 02:21 PM
davey's little more than a valet.


I'll make you pay...In SPADES.

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:21 PM
depends when Shaun takes off your lay.

Ravenous Monkey
08-19-2005, 02:21 PM
I like John Everett Millais.

implode
08-19-2005, 02:23 PM
i'll skip the soup-of-the-day and go straight to the entree.

Awesome McManly
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
what caused you to sway?

you know, that way?

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:24 PM
the skies look gray today, I'll say

implode
08-19-2005, 02:27 PM
the way the waitress chose to portray the sauté.

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:28 PM
they should hire Bobby Flay

implode
08-19-2005, 02:30 PM
i would walk out in dismay. and i wouldn't pay.

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:33 PM
they didn't want to serve you anyway

implode
08-19-2005, 02:35 PM
is this the m.p.l.a?
or is this the u.d.a?
or is this the i.r.a?
i thought it was the u.k
or just another country
another council tenancy

Takker
08-19-2005, 02:36 PM
for the life of me, I couldn't say

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 02:48 PM
This thread has gotten out of hand... -ay.

banky
08-19-2005, 04:05 PM
About fucking times somebody killed it away.

Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 08:06 PM
This thread has gotten out of hand... -ay.
i wanted to say this two pages ago, yo.

Meat Load
08-19-2005, 08:11 PM
YOU DIDN'T END YOUR POST WITH AN -AY SOUND

SACRILEGE

AY

Vile
08-19-2005, 08:13 PM
i wanted to say this two pages ago, yo.

But I just couldn't control my "ay" libido!

robot
08-19-2005, 09:55 PM
who took my bag of fritos

Vile
08-19-2005, 09:56 PM
Danny devito.

implode
08-19-2005, 10:00 PM
i didn't really like "casino."

Vile
08-19-2005, 10:01 PM
Where is Reno?

implode
08-19-2005, 10:02 PM
ahaha. not again. please, no.

Vile
08-19-2005, 10:06 PM
It sounds like you aint got the flow.

implode
08-19-2005, 10:07 PM
whatever, ho.

Vile
08-19-2005, 10:08 PM
But I've never "dipped it low"!

robot
08-19-2005, 10:08 PM
one big nose and an eighth of blow

implode
08-19-2005, 10:13 PM
and an ounce of 'dro like whoa.

robot
08-19-2005, 10:19 PM
ak47 and white widow

reef
08-20-2005, 09:58 AM
sorry but i've got a lawn to mow

Vile
08-20-2005, 09:58 AM
Wait, don't go! :(

implode
08-20-2005, 09:59 AM
but you're still going to our show, right tito?

Davey Rootbeer
08-20-2005, 10:00 AM
He'll be a no-show.

Say it ain't so, joe!

reef
08-20-2005, 10:20 AM
man davey you blow cause you just don't know

banky
08-20-2005, 10:22 AM
You have to excuse him as he's a little slow.

Davey Rootbeer
08-20-2005, 10:23 AM
Bo knows, yo.

Bo knows.

Neon Tears
08-20-2005, 11:02 AM
up your nose with a rubber hose!

robot
08-20-2005, 09:43 PM
no matter how much i try i just wont grow

said the midget

RWaM Press
08-20-2005, 09:50 PM
the press will have a field day.
its more like a pool party, Porque (pronounced Pork-a)??

Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 09:56 PM
you're late, amigo.

Meat Load
08-20-2005, 09:59 PM
That reminds me, I need to suggest the removal of the time limit on banning to anyone who will listen.

RWaM Press
08-20-2005, 10:01 PM
wha... im listening... i stopped... well... whatever i was doing... im happy now... on my MEDSSS!!!! EVIL!!!

t3
08-20-2005, 10:02 PM
Wow. I hadn't really paid much mind to this thread, but it now seems there's actually 10 pages of this.

.....

Dag nabbit, guys. Dag nabbit INDEED.

RWaM Press
08-20-2005, 10:02 PM
same here, i havent been on for 2 weeks

Neon Tears
08-21-2005, 12:11 AM
because you got banned.
for a good reason.
WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WOULD ANYONE UNBAN YOU?