effismism - a new hope for us all?

[Forever Finite]

http://www.venganza.org/

my mom e-mailed this to me. i want to convert. any one want to take the leap with me?

[implode]

haha. i saw that last week. it was a <a href="http://www.straightdope.com">weird earl's.</a> i can say that yes, i <i>have</i> been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and yea, verily, it was good.

hm. ironically enough, today's weird earl's is the walken for president site.

[Rory Storm]

I shall convert so that I may be touched by his noodle appendage. Oh how fun it shall be.

[Vile]

http://www.venganza.org/

my mom e-mailed this to me. i want to convert. any one want to take the leap with me?
Let us hold hands and never turn back.

[Forever Finite]

hark, vile,

you and i

together

we will triumph

over evil

[implode]

the fun's just beginning, stormy. as your first act of atonement to His Great Noodledom, why don't you join me in a quick chorus session? open your book of hymn's to "children - page 12" and follow along...

<i>on top of spaghetttttttttiiiiiiii...
all covered with cheeeeeessseeeee...</i>

[banky]

Haha, great stuff. Wish I didnt have to register to read the article some local paper wrote about him.

[Meat Load]

"Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don’t."

Now at last, I see the light.

[t3]

I knew those anti-piracy laws were bad news. I KNEW IT.