View Full Version : I got a tattoo.
Stevil, yo
08-19-2005, 10:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/Jimmythesoda/tattoo.jpg
It's on my arm, if you can't tell. I had it done this afternoon.
Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 11:08 PM
man, every group has a standup-sketch/monologue comedy show now, to show the "true minority spirit" of their people.
Chapelle had one for african americans, Mencia has one for latinos, and Foxworthy has one for rednecks.
Who's going to do a comedy show for Jews?
Wait.
NO ONE, BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY PRODUCING THE COMEDY SHOWS FOR THE AFRICAN-AMERICANS, THE LATINOS, AND THE REDNECKS.
robot
08-19-2005, 11:34 PM
they did a joke like that on "mind of mencia" or whatever
lame show
AshPhoenix
08-19-2005, 11:41 PM
They had a Heroes of Jewish Comedy weekend once. John Stewart is Jewish, as are most of the stand ups on comedy central. Larry David did Curb Your Enthusiasm, and that's mostly about Jewish comedy. So maybe you're not looking hard enough.
Davey Rootbeer
08-19-2005, 11:41 PM
they did a joke like that on "mind of mencia" or whatever
lame show
WELL I WROTE THAT JOKE.
fucker probably stole it.
:(
They had a Heroes of Jewish Comedy weekend once. John Stewart is Jewish, as are most of the stand ups on comedy central. Larry David did Curb Your Enthusiasm, and that's mostly about Jewish comedy. So maybe you're not looking hard enough.
I'm talking about the type of 30 minute show that runs during primetime or late fringe, combined standup with sketch, with like, a monologue that runs through, and then the actors perform clips, that are usually taped, but sometimes live, and may or may not have music guests.
AshPhoenix
08-19-2005, 11:47 PM
So ...how does the format of the show make it more legitimate?
AshPhoenix
08-19-2005, 11:55 PM
And we forgot about shows for asians, christians (although i did see Pat Robertson once. It would have been hilarious if it wasn't so disturbing), Native Americans, the Irish, and the Italians... 'cmon, man. Not everyone can have a show.
Forever Finite
08-19-2005, 11:59 PM
so does this mean that fanfics about zim pooning gaz are now stevil-reaming-implode erotica?
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:00 AM
but what about the pacific islanders, eric? how will they enjoy life NOW?
HOMERCHESTRA
08-20-2005, 12:18 AM
Stevil, you aren't 18.
Wait, are you?
Edit: Fuck me with a spoon, he is.
Well, you're really going to regret that one in about four years, you unbelieveable dumbfuck.
implode
08-20-2005, 12:40 AM
so does this mean that fanfics about zim pooning gaz are now stevil-reaming-implode erotica? oh, dude. <i>dude.
reaming?</i>
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:42 AM
what other word would you prefer?
i thought it safer to suggest unwillingness on your part. am i <I>wrong</i>?
implode
08-20-2005, 12:45 AM
nah. it's just entirely too quotable, s'all.
man i remember back in the day when i was like the only person in the world who had a tattoo and now every ass-destroying fag around has one.
<small>omgj/k steve-o. it's nice. i like it. what made you decide to go through with it, perchance?</small>
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:46 AM
i like yours better.
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 12:46 AM
Stevil, you aren't 18.
Wait, are you?
Edit: Fuck me with a spoon, he is.
Well, you're really going to regret that one in about four years, you unbelieveable dumbfuck.
Would you like me to scan my permit so you can be sure?
The way I look at it is it'd be like if my dad got a loony tunes tattoo at my age. He wouldn't regret it at his current age, and I doubt I will care very much either.
The show brings me good memories. I'm not as die hard a fan as I used to be, but I find it fun to watch.
What do you care anyways? It's not your arm with the tattoo. It's mine, and I'm happy with it.
And Finite, leave implode alone. If you don't have anything nice to say, please kindly don't say anything.
Thank you.
implode
08-20-2005, 12:48 AM
And Finite, leave implode alone. If you don't have anything nice to say, please kindly don't say anything.
Thank you. yea bitch. ackrite. :P
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:51 AM
stevil, remember all our moments together?
remember our laughs? where did those good times go, old buddy?
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 12:51 AM
<small>omgj/k steve-o. it's nice. i like it. what made you decide to go through with it, perchance?</small>
Well, I really am not sure. Just felt like getting a tattoo. My next one will probably be a "Rage Against The Machine" one. Just because I've liked that band longer then I have Zim.
And thanks. ^_^
stevil, remember all our moments together?
remember our laughs? where did those good times go, old buddy?
Times change so fast in this growing culture. :(
implode
08-20-2005, 12:53 AM
yeah. stevil's cultured now. he doesn't need <i>you.</i>
BeastDad1987
08-20-2005, 12:55 AM
The specular in Zim's eye is in the wrong place.
Oh well?
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:55 AM
rejected.
man, i'll never love again.
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 12:57 AM
The specular in Zim's eye is in the wrong place.
Oh well?
I think it's just because the image is so blurry. The guy copied the picture pretty good, I thought.
Oh well, indeed.
implode
08-20-2005, 12:57 AM
you'll never love in a cave again, anyway.
which is still pretty bad. go ahead. take some "you" time. you deserve it.
BeastDad1987
08-20-2005, 12:58 AM
I don't think it's because the image is blurry. It looks like the tattoo artist mistook the specular for his pupil and put it right in the middle.
Ignore me. I'm just being picky.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:59 AM
wait....
wait hold it...
was that a joke about appearance?
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 01:00 AM
I don't think it's because the image is blurry. It looks like the tattoo artist mistook the specular for his pupil and put it right in the middle.
Ignore me. I'm just being picky.
No, it's okay.
*looks at arm*
I think my skin must've melted on the way home, and slightly mutated Zim's eye.
implode
08-20-2005, 01:01 AM
uh. no. it was a joke about stevil's location being "in a cave" and then it was compounded by another joke about people who tell you to "take some you time" when you confront them with a monstrous loss, as if all the time you don't spend working isn't <i>you time</i> to begin with.
but i guess you can be ugly too, if that's what you want.
man. my comedy central special's <i>never</i> gonna air with reactions like this. :(
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 01:13 AM
so, guys. as wise old masters of the body mod realm (ami: kidding. don't hammer my face in.) i need your pro advice.
should i go ahead and get that tattoo of a locamotive on my left butt cheek?
implode
08-20-2005, 01:17 AM
only if you promise to find a boyfriend who'll record himself saying "i'm the conducter of THAT ASS!" at various different speeds and distribute it alongside a picture freely on the internet.
and if you do it, i'm going ahead and getting that barn tattooed to my chest and freaking out my dumb friends who gave me the idea.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 01:20 AM
i was thinking, like, thomas the tank engine. what do you think?
implode
08-20-2005, 01:21 AM
are you serious?
because that would make this conversation about 80 times cooler.
Meat Load
08-20-2005, 01:24 AM
Why can't I ever have cool funny conversations like you guys?
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 01:29 AM
do you think this is just a laughing matter, zach?
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/foreverfinite/untitled.jpg">
buttcheeks are serious business. my butt will never look the same again.
implode
08-20-2005, 01:30 AM
you can and do. you just can't tell if it's cool/funny when you're a participant. everything just falls into place like a "boy meets world" script.
GET IT CUZ MY NAME IS YEAH. YOU GET IT. ZACH GETS THE <I>ZING.</I>
Meat Load
08-20-2005, 01:32 AM
NOW EVERYBODY'S PICKING ON ME
GOD WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO PEOPLE
SAD SMILEYS RANDOM MISSPELLED CURSES GOES OFF TO POST EMO STUFF IN LIVEJOURNAL CUTS SELF ETCETERA
implode
08-20-2005, 01:32 AM
buttcheeks are serious business. NOT ANYMORE.
Neon Tears
08-20-2005, 01:35 AM
once implode quotes it in his siggy, it becomes a laughing matter.
implode
08-20-2005, 01:40 AM
by george, i think he said something.
Meat Load
08-20-2005, 01:41 AM
George who?
Carlin?
Bush?
Lucas?
Of the Jungle?
implode
08-20-2005, 01:43 AM
my comments are not tethered by earthly limitations of the sort.
holy shit do i need to get to bed. goodnight, fellow afternoon rangers.
Meat Load
08-20-2005, 01:45 AM
Retire to your bed, citizen. And feel safe knowing that Batman! is on the lookout.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 01:46 AM
yeah, and besides...
cory and G.O.J are not on speaking terms anymore. not since <I>the accident</i>.
Neon Tears
08-20-2005, 01:47 AM
ho-lee fuck. it's 5 am. i should be on my way, too.
Meat Load
08-20-2005, 01:47 AM
Oh my god...
He wouldn't!
Not Ursula!
rocketgal
08-20-2005, 02:28 AM
Stevil, you aren't 18.
Wait, are you?
Edit: Fuck me with a spoon, he is.
Well, you're really going to regret that one in about four years, you unbelieveable dumbfuck.
ahahahahahahahaha
:D
that is a pretty crappy tattoo :(
rocketgal
08-20-2005, 09:58 AM
like no offence....but why THAT clipart?
you are now viacom merchandise
implode
08-20-2005, 09:59 AM
did you's guyses ever see mine?
I think so, it was a Gaz tatoo, right?
Nevermind found it.
hey guys. look what i did.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v369/justimplode/japanimealified118.jpg">
those're the moosey colors.
how much did your tattoo cost, (any one who has a tattoo)? i'm completely ignorant of the pricing of them.
implode
man
i can't say anything to you dude you're cool
BUT
<i>maaaaan</i>
implode
08-20-2005, 10:22 AM
it's more of a momento to a room with a moose than it is anything. when i'm 47 and own my own businessman, it'll be nice to have a reminder of how much i enjoyed my developmental teenage years, typing away foolishly on the internet.
plus, gaz is the prettiest, artisticalwise.
my tattoo was like $50, but that's only because my mom has known and probably banged the guy since middle school.
that's a pretty good deal, seeing as it'll last you your lifetime as long as you take care not to lose that leg in a combine accident. thanks. i've been considering something much smaller and simpler for a while, good to know it won't break the bank.
Davey Rootbeer
08-20-2005, 10:28 AM
I csan't ever get a tattoo because of wierd circulation problems.
also the fact that whenever i play sports, at least one of my apprendages becomes covered with blood by the end.
I just wasn't built for the active life :/
banky
08-20-2005, 10:35 AM
I got two silver-dollar sized stars, one on the inside of each fore-arm for 50.
stevil isnt 18 :|
stevils like, 15 at the most.
BeastDad1987
08-20-2005, 12:09 PM
Haha. That's what I thought too.
Takker
08-20-2005, 12:17 PM
Stevil, you should have picked a better image. that one sucks
Well, normally I would stick up for stevil, but he said I looked like burt reynolds...
Ban him for getting a dumb tattoo.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 12:32 PM
stevil isnt 18 :|
stevils like, 15 at the most.
no, he really is 18. chop him down and count the rings if you must.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-20-2005, 03:26 PM
Implode, I like you a lot more than Stevil, but goddammit.
Now I'm gonna go off and have "John G. raped and murdered my wife" mirror-tatooed on my chest.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 04:35 PM
how about something more interesting, like...
"my murdered wife raped john g."
Hey now. I smell a premise for a movie sequel to Silent Hill 2!
Or maybe it's just the rotting heap of garbage outside my house... either way, it is quite pungent.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-20-2005, 05:30 PM
UWE BOLL RIDES AGAIN
implode
08-20-2005, 07:26 PM
Implode, I like you a lot more than Stevil, but goddammit.
Now I'm gonna go off and have "John G. raped and murdered my wife" mirror-tatooed on my chest. god damn what?
i am very interested in hearing about how i'll regret tattooing a tiny image on my body that symbolizes a huge part of my life in twenty years. please. fill me with your supposed wisdom.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-20-2005, 09:17 PM
Implode, you've got to remember...
REVEREND IS ALWAYS RIGHT
RRRRRRRREVEREND MEAT
exemplary citizen
08-20-2005, 10:21 PM
If a little tiny Gaz on his calf is a regrettable mistake, I should be dead ten times over by now.
So, I'm thinking I'm gonna start on my sleeve soon. When I finish getting about $500 together. Which will not be "soon" in any sense of the word, actually.
no, he really is 18. chop him down and count the rings if you must.
I'd rather just chop him in half.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-20-2005, 10:35 PM
Diagonally.
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 10:36 PM
that comment didn't really add anything to our little discussion here, now did it, v?
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 10:51 PM
Well, normally I would stick up for stevil, but he said I looked like burt reynolds...
Ban him for getting a dumb tattoo.
I'm sorry. :(
Could you ever possibly forgive me.
It was just because of the mustache, ya know?
Nevertheless, I'm happy with it. And it's on my upper arm, so the only person who will see it is my girlfriend.
...and maybe my sister if she stays up late again when I'm walking around the house naked. Goodness, I put pants on just in time.
stevil has a girlfriend?
LOL
Forever Finite
08-20-2005, 11:51 PM
stevil's sister had to see him naked?
lol summore.
Stevil, yo
08-20-2005, 11:56 PM
stevil's sister had to see him naked?
lol summore.
Goodness, I put pants on just in time.
...
lol stevils gay
HOMOPHOBIC!!!
Stevil, yo
08-21-2005, 12:22 AM
im stevilphobic.
You're scared of me? -_0
Stevil, yo
08-21-2005, 12:30 AM
No, I hate you.
Oh, okay then.
rocketgal
08-21-2005, 01:59 AM
charming people. charming
HOMERCHESTRA
08-21-2005, 01:04 PM
HOMOPHOBIC!!!
That's one for the evidence pile. Only gay people call other people homophobes.
I mean, who cares if the definition is different.
Fuck the homophobes.
hey rocketgal, suck my cock pls kundthx.
Stevil, yo
08-21-2005, 09:13 PM
That's one for the evidence pile. Only gay people call other people homophobes.
I mean, who cares if the definition is different.
Fuck the homophobes.
Or friends of gay people.
Your choice.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-22-2005, 12:02 AM
Wow, I have several gay and bisexual friends, and I don't call people homophobes when they aren't. If someone is terrified of gay people and can't even be in the presence of them without breaking down into an emotional mess, then they're a homophobe. That's what a phobia is. Hating gay people doesn't make you a homophobe, it makes you a bigoted dumbfuck. Get it right.
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 12:47 PM
Wow, I have several gay and bisexual friends, and I don't call people homophobes when they aren't. If someone is terrified of gay people and can't even be in the presence of them without breaking down into an emotional mess, then they're a homophobe. That's what a phobia is. Hating gay people doesn't make you a homophobe, it makes you a bigoted dumbfuck. Get it right.
Sorry.
~V+ you bigoted du...
y'know, I just don't think it deliveres the same message.
Anyways, the scab on it is starting to come off and stuff. It's crazy.
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 01:19 PM
Okay, yeah, Stevil? You weren't supposed to let it form a scab in the first place. All that ink underneath the scab? Gonna need to be retouched, now. You were supposed to keep in clean and moist enough that it would heal like a sunburn. Very top layer of skin peeling off, not a giant scab falling off and taking all the pigment with it.
Jesus, didn't you listen to the aftercare instructions the artist gave you?
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 01:40 PM
I've kept it pretty clean, and moist. It's just kinda flaky in a spot or two.
Zorkporker
08-22-2005, 01:40 PM
Jesus, didn't you listen to the aftercare instructions the artist gave you?
Uhh aftercare instructions?
Im pretty sure he got this in a back ally by some guy named Harry for like $10.
EDIT: Its kindy flaky in a spot of two.
Ohh nevermind its a rub-on.
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 01:42 PM
How'd you know?
...unless... You're Harry!!!
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 02:11 PM
Whatever you do, just don't pick at it. You'll make it a billion times worse that way. Just let the dead stuff slough off on its own, and keep applying whatever moisturizer your artist told you to use.
Meat Load
08-22-2005, 02:15 PM
This is why I will never get a tatoo.
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 02:23 PM
Why, because you have to give a shit about it unless you want it to turn out looking like a bad birthmark?
Retard Girl
08-22-2005, 02:32 PM
My dad is thinking of getting a tattoo. And he tells us (Me and my brother) that we can't have one. I think Dad should get a potato on his ankle.
Also, the thought of flaking tattoos is making me feel ill.
Meat Load
08-22-2005, 02:38 PM
Why, because you have to give a shit about it unless you want it to turn out looking like a bad birthmark?
No, I'm just too worried I'd screw something up and I'd have crazy fucked-up skin for the rest of my life.
Plus, I'm not really the tattoo type.
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 02:44 PM
Also, the thought of flaking tattoos is making me feel ill.
It's <i>supposed</i> to, a LITTLE, but more in the manner of the way a sunburn peels after a week or so. "Flaking" is a description you don't want to have to use.
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 05:15 PM
Whatever you do, just don't pick at it. You'll make it a billion times worse that way. Just let the dead stuff slough off on its own, and keep applying whatever moisturizer your artist told you to use.
Yeah, 's pretty much what I'm aiming to do. Thanks for the tips. ^_^
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 05:28 PM
What are you using for moisturizer? If it's scented or contains alcohol, knock it off. That'll just dry it out worse and irritate the skin.
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 05:36 PM
Some stuff he gave me, along with some cocoa butter.
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 05:39 PM
Is the "stuff" A&D ointment?
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 07:06 PM
Iunno. Might be.
exemplary citizen
08-22-2005, 07:29 PM
Well, maybe you ought to look at the container before smearing it all over your open arm-wound.
Young Jeff Bridges
08-22-2005, 07:32 PM
i used to call a&d ointment andy ointment as a kid.
Dont we WANT stevil to get an infection? stop helping him, ami.
banky
08-22-2005, 09:03 PM
V, thanks to your sig, I now know how to apply a tampon up my ass-hole.
Thanks ... Thanks a lot.
Retard Girl
08-22-2005, 09:08 PM
Directions for tampon wearing would be a lot more useful if you didn't get blood all over your hands when you try using it, getting all upset, and giving up.
This has been another round of Too Much Information.
Stevil, yo
08-22-2005, 09:09 PM
But it doesn't say to apply it up your asshole. It says to insert it into your vagina.
And if you don't have a vagina, why would you need it? Why, I ask you?
banky
08-22-2005, 09:14 PM
Well I dont have any other hole to apply it to, so thats the only option left.
Granted, I will never do it, but at least I know I can.
SERIOUSLY! THANKS A WHOLE FUCKING HEAP, V.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-22-2005, 11:34 PM
Directions for tampon wearing would be a lot more useful if you didn't get blood all over your hands when you try using it, getting all upset, and giving up.
This has been another round of Too Much Information.
How the hell can you guys put tampons in without breaking your own hymens?
Or is my concept of the female anatomy glaringly incorrect?
steffi
08-22-2005, 11:41 PM
glaringly incorrect.
the hymen isn't a piece of glass, it's a thin piece of skin that gets stretched and holes from riding a bike or tampons or like anything.
HOMERCHESTRA
08-22-2005, 11:50 PM
Oh, you see, here I had always thought that the hymen was made out of glass.
Charnye West
08-22-2005, 11:50 PM
My dad is thinking of getting a tattoo. And he tells us (Me and my brother) that we can't have one. I think Dad should get a potato on his ankle.
Also, the thought of flaking tattoos is making me feel ill.
THAT'S FROM WAYSIDE SKOOL
and also all this tampon stuff is what I didn't know and didn't want to ask but now I know it without having to ask.
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