what the fuck

[reef]

what the hell is with all this having blinking shit in your username? seriously it is sort of dumb :(

alternate subject: cocks and dicks

[Meat Load]

DAMMIT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD LIKE IT

TAKKER YOU DECIEVED ME

[Forever Finite]

on blinking names: let them have their fun, tito.

on cocks and dicks: let us have our fun, tito.

[töm]

man i feel pretty bad for being the dealer in this situation but i'm just making too much money to want to stop. hey reef i can put a dancing hamster after your user name. you in?

[Meat Load]

Do it even if he says no.

MAKE THE HERETIC PAY FOR HIS SINS

[BeastDad1987]

If reef doesn't want it, I'll totally take it.

[reef]

tom i want you to make my name a nice shade of pink

because i

tito

am totally 100 per cent not gay

[Takker]

DAMMIT I THOUGHT EVERYONE WOULD LIKE IT

TAKKER YOU DECIEVED ME
reef does love it. now hush and eat your supper. reef is just jealous that we're finally all cooler than he is. maybe.

[Meat Load]

We're finally cooler than him? Wow, that wasn't so hard. Who's next?

[reef]

I DO NOT LOVE IT I INFACT HATE IT

RAARARARARARARRRRRR :mad: :mad:



:mad:
:mad:

[Takker]

hahaha, it's opposite day!

[Meat Load]

What if it didn't blink? Would you hate it less then?

Because I know I would.

[reef]

hahaha, it's opposite day!
so then it isn't opposite day?

[Takker]

Reef ♥ ♠ ♣

edit: I don't know. you're thinking too much into it

[reef]

What if it didn't blink? Would you hate it less then?

Because I know I would.
man i do not know i am so blinded with rage that i cannot accurately say what would happen

[Meat Load]

Awesome.

[Takker]

man i do not know i am so blinded with rage that i cannot accurately say what would happen
would a calming blue make your vision clear?

[Meat Load]

Reef ♥ ♠ ♣

edit: I don't know. you're thinking too much into it
Petition to make Reef's username look like this.

[Takker]

triple signed

edit: you know, I feel sort of bad for stealing Vile's super original username thing...

[Meat Load]

We are such a good team, Takker.

Such a good team.

[Takker]

hats off to everybody

[reef]

dammit you guys suck the alternate topic

[Meat Load]

Love it or shove it.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

No more blinkers


THEY IS FOR WINKERS
THAT MEANS CHINESE

[reef]

chinkers?

[HOMERCHESTRA]

stuf reef

[reef]

sry rev

[Meat Load]

Why can't we all just get along?

All I wanted to do was make friends.

[reef]

dude friends are for fags

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Friends is a terrorist word for homosexual sex.

[Meat Load]

You would know, wouldn't you?

This actually works for both of your responses.

[reef]

trogg i would know because me and you totally had gay sex that one time

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I am a terrorist.

[reef]

would you mind not sitting next to me on an airplane

[Meat Load]

SOME DAY WE'LL FIND IT

THE RAINBOW CONNECTION

THE LOVERS

THE DREAMERS

AND MEEEEEEE



Hi, guys.

[reef]

both of you

do not sit near me

i need all three seats so i can stretch out my legs

[Meat Load]

Like they'd ever let you on a plane.

[reef]

THEY DO ALL THE TIME

THEY SAY TO ME

PLEASE GET ON OUR PLANE

[Meat Load]

YOU ARE LYING THROUGH YOUR FILTHY MEXICAN TEETH


I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

[Vile]

WHAT THE HELL.
\..


RAGE IS WHAT I AM FEELING.

[banky]

thoze blinken simbols made meh seezure

[Vile]

WHAT

IT MAKES US HOT 2 HOT 2 HANDLE

[ManiacTHP]

I want a hawt blinking name too!

VILE IS SMEXY!

[RCCC]

I have to admit, I am sort of jealous that they got these things done to their name. I am more jealous of the color change then the blinky thing. All I want is a nice Cyan for my name.

[Takker]

give tom cupcakes

[reef]

how about i give him a handjob?

[Takker]

NO it has to be either cupcakes or a chaste kiss on the cheek

[reef]

fine jeez

rain on everyone's parade why doncha you callous bitch

[Takker]

Maybe I will. rain on everyone's parade. today. if there is a parade to be hosted, I will rain on it.

[reef]

you're...!

you're a <i>monster!</i>

[Takker]

your hatred has turned me thus

[reef]

it's cool i brought an umbrella

[Takker]

well, then I suppose it's a waste of my time to rain on <i>your</i> parade

[Davey Rootbeer]

Hi, guys.

I'm an insensitive racist xenophobe who filed his metal spikes and purposely slid into player's crotches.

I had 4,191 hits in my career and batted .367 overall.

[reef]

yeah which is good for me because my parade features clowns on unicycles and bead throwing

and thus it also features boobies

[KLEIN]

That sounds like the kind of high quality parade I would patronize.

[reef]

well what kind of homo would turn down a chance to see clowns?

[Sally]

I...I want a pretty, colourful name.

a RAINBOW name :(

[reef]

god<i>dammit</i>

[Rory Storm]

Dennis Dennis Dennis <s>the menace</s>Leary.

[Takker]

guys, since I happen to rain on everyone's parade all the time, I have turned into a raincloud. now I really <i>am</i> a monster!

[Sally]

Dennis Dennis Dennis <s>the menace</s> Leary.

:)

[Rory Storm]

Haahaa, oh man I changed it for real.


guys, since I happen to rain on everyone's parade all the time, I have turned into a raincloud. now I really <i>am</i> a monster!

Takker, imagine the children you could spawn from you genetically altered form of a rain cloud. Little wisps of smoke that choke people.

[Sally]

So...




...









I found out Friday that my friend molested a little boy... :(

[Rory Storm]

I...didn't find out my friend molested a little boy. Man, I lead a very boring life. I figure, once I go to college, I will try to open up a little bit and do things. I don't do enough things. I don't talk to people and I think I should. I should change. PERSONALITY 360 HERE I COME.

[Forever Finite]

rory, don't cry. i'll be your friend.

also, i'll molest a little boy, just for you. there...isn't that better?

[Sally]

I don't have time to talk to people. I have to get from the first story of the school to the third in 6 minutes. This isn't very easy when 2,000 other people are trying to do it at the same time.

[Rory Storm]

rory, don't cry. i'll be your friend.

also, i'll molest a little boy, just for you. there...isn't that better?

Yes, yes it is, Mrs. Forever "Longname" Finite.

I don't have time to talk to people. I have to get from the first story of the school to the third in 6 minutes. This isn't very easy when 2,000 other people are trying to do it at the same time.

Hah, that's what it was like in my old school. Now, they have a third building. Now you have 4.5 minutes to walk like a half a mile to get to class. I mean it. Between classes, if you stop at your locker, it could be like half a mile.

[Sally]

I don't even bother with my locker. I just carry everything in my bag. Which technicly counts as a backpack, which we arn't supposed to have in class. Hooray for breaking the rules.

[Rory Storm]

I get to go to college this year. No lockers. Man, next year I hope that I can live on campus. That should be fun. I hope. I don't think I'll like commuting.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I found out Friday that my friend molested a little boy... :(

Girl friend or male?

Girl- hot.

Male- jail.

[Sally]

Male.

[RCCC]

Two Words

Totally Gross

[HOMERCHESTRA]

spill the deets


molestation is where its at

[Awesome McManly]

yeah, what do you mean your friend molested a little boy?

that's pretty fucked up.

[Sally]

It is.

I don't know the details, just that he went after his boy seks.

[Awesome McManly]

how did you find out?

[Sally]

My boyfriend told me. I don't think anyone is supposed to know about it.

[poonchy's bro]

Geez, that is fucked up.

You gotta wonder if this is a situation in which tattling is acceptable.

[Awesome McManly]

Yeah, I'd question that too.

Ask for more details before you commit to silence.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Extort

Extort

Extort

[Rory Storm]

See, when Sally first brought up the "molestation" thing, I was thinking he had hit him or something, because, back in tenth grade, I had this long term substitute teacher, who was totally unable to control the class. And, as my true story goes, I was writing on the board, class was almost over, I was drawing something, I do not really remember what it was, it may have been a game of hang man, and all of a sudden, from the front of the room I hear her scream, "RORY! STOP MOLESTING THE BOARD!" I drop the chalk, turn around, and look at her and say, "Oh my god what did I do!" "PUT THAT CHALK DOWN RORY! PUT IT DOWN NOW" But I had already dropped it. Then I sat down and she went to the back of the class to turn on the heater, and all throughout the class people had been ripping up paper and putting it in the heater and putting pens in the heater and all different kinds of things. Well, she turns it on and it looks like it's snowing in the room. A thick sheet of white comes barreling out of the heater and into her face, she's covered with the paper, it's all over the floor, a huge mess. The pens make a loud a noise. Everyone is looking at her, and she get's beet red, and storms to the front of the class and sits down without a word. It was a wonderful day. I have so many stories from that class. :).

[reef]

okay why the fuck is there another person with another goddamn blinking user name

tom are you trying to make me kill myself

on the internet

i told u i was hardcore

[Meat Load]

reef ur bluffing

ghey bluffing

[Vile]

Better make a thread about it.

I mean about killing yourself.

[Meat Load]

Make sure to post pictures.

[Vile]

And be drunk.

[reef]

i just downed a whole bottle of vicodin

l8r guyz i'm ded

[Meat Load]

NOT DRUNK ENOUGH

[reef]

DUDE THAT WOULD NOT BE DRUNK THAT WOULD BE HIGH

[Meat Load]

EXACTLY

I'M TALKING BOTH

AT THE SAME TIME

DO IT

[reef]

i'll do it i'm not a pussy

[RCCC]

Edit: for all those that were not here, I felt like writting something random.

[Meat Load]

SHUT UP RETARD COCK COOKIE CAKE

I WANT TO SEE THIS

[reef]

I JUST TOOK LIKE FIVE SHOTS OF 151

im so fukcd pu

[Meat Load]

THAT'S MY BOY

[reef]

guyz wutth e fuk im so goen

[Meat Load]

I love the internet.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID

AS SHE


HAD SEX WITH...


THE INTERNET

[Meat Load]

I'M GOING TO NEED A SKIN GRAFT

FOR THAT BURN