Ow ow ow

[BeastDad1987]

So my mom buys this ¥33,000 ($300) Japanese mole removal cream. We both have some we want to get rid of, and supposedly this works. It requires three applications plus some ointment and sunscreen for when you go outside. They should kinda scab off in a week (ew).

<i>It hurts. So fucking much.</i> By the third application, I was screaming and trying to get away from my mom who had the evil cream. Then I applied some onto her and she screamed too. She's gonna buy me some ice cream later.

So yeah. Here's to hoping it works.

Discuss moles, similar stories of pain and agony, weird Japanese products that are too expensive, and ice cream.

[Forever Finite]

why do moles exist? god created the heavens, love, mankind, goldfish crackers...

but why moles? why, god? WHY?

[Awesome McManly]

they can be kinda cute though.

well.... depending on how large they are, and whether or not theres hair growing out of them. also, placement is important.

Okay, so they can SOMETIMES be kinda cute.

I don't rememebr you being overly moley. Although I haven't seen ya neked or anything, so maybe you're hiding a terrible secret.

a terrible, MOLEY secret.

[Forever Finite]

I don't rememebr you being overly moley. Although I haven't seen ya neked or anything, so maybe you're hiding a terrible secret.

a terrible, MOLEY secret.
who? me?

oh, you <I>shouldn't</i> have.

[Lord Koopa]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/6936/apmoleaustin0av.gif

[Meat Load]

I cut my finger on an opened can edge last night.

[Retard Girl]

I don't know if they count as moles but I have several small skin tags on my neck. They're okay. They look neat in my opinion.

[exemplary citizen]

I have one noticeable mole right on my left butt cheek.

[BeastDad1987]

I don't have so many moles that it's really a problem for me, but my mom apparently thought it was a big enough deal to buy the cream. Actually, it was a present from her sister 'cause I don't think the company that makes it ships to the US. So she bought it for us and mailed it over.

It's creepy because now my moles are all swollen.

I sliced my thumb open on a can of Spaghettio's once. It was really awful, there was blood everywhere.

[~V+]

uh, why would you need to use yen if you're in america?

[Forever Finite]

get the camera out of your face and READ THE THREAD.

and lose some weight, fatass.

[~V+]

hey finite, you know what isnt funny? you

[Forever Finite]

who's attempting to be funny?

oh, you.

[~V+]

YEAH MAKING STATEMENTS ARE HILARIOUS.

[Forever Finite]

dear v:

i am sorry to hear about your cancer, HIV, cholera, menopause, and tetanus.

get well soon!

love,
-finite

[Takker]

they can be kinda cute though.

well.... depending on how large they are, and whether or not theres hair growing out of them. also, placement is important.

Okay, so they can SOMETIMES be kinda cute.

I don't rememebr you being overly moley. Although I haven't seen ya neked or anything, so maybe you're hiding a terrible secret.

a terrible, MOLEY secret.there's this girl in my school with a huge mole just below her lip. it's like, everytime I see her, I kinda twitch on the inside. siiiick

[BeastDad1987]

uh, why would you need to use yen if you're in america?
'Cause, the price tag was in yen and I conveniently converted it into dollars for <i>you</i>?

[Meat Load]

I know this guy who has a mole on his neck, and it has hair growing out of it. It grew pretty long, so one day he braided and moussed it to stick straight out of his neck.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I WANT YOUR BOD




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HOT BOD

[Meat Load]

Ugh.

WORST COMMERCIALS EVAR

[robot]

getting rid of moles is not a good idea

the scientific community will be outraged