HOOLLLLLLLLYYYYAAAAARRRRHHHGG(female problem need help now)kt; e5;n6

[Vile]

Ok, so I figured that I might have a yeast infection because of burning and itching and whatnot. Zach buys some... um. I wouldn't call it "cream". Sort of like a dissolving pill. ANYWAY. The box said for the first day it might intensify symptoms.

HOLY JESUS IT ITCHES LIKE OH MY GOD

Help, please. I'm considering fucking a pinecone. Anything that will fix this with out countering the healing process?

Ice?

[Linzoy]

For my entire life I've had a very red and itchy vagina. My skin problems mostly disapeared around puberty, but not all the way. I just ignore it, and I take a lot of baths, but I don't know if that works or not.

[Vile]

Well this is more specific, because this has never happened before. I'm trying ice.

this can't be good.

[Linzoy]

I don't think ice helps with anything. When I put it on wounds it just makes them colder. It seems like ice might dry out your skin, which isn't good.

You might have worms. They're very little and white, so you have to look really closely to see if you have them.

[Vile]

I truly doubt that I have worms.

Because it looks, and acts like a yeast infection.

[deadish]

powder powder powder.

[brokensirunit]

question before i give a suggestion: why have you been having sex with condozeela rice??
response: take a rabid chipmunk and insert him into your vagina until the disappears the ensuing struggle for freedom should temporarily aleviate your pain

[robot]

yeast infection rhymes with beast erection

[Forever Finite]

vile, there are tons (TONS) of girly websites that give advice on this sort of thing. a message board of mostly guys isn't gonna be able to help you out that much.

[Shaman King]

yeast infection rhymes with beast erection
i think robot clearly proves you wrong finite

[Forever Finite]

http://www.fwhc.org/health/yeast.htm

scroll down a bit, they have "at home" methods for restoring normal vaginal bacteria levels. or whatever.

[Davey Rootbeer]

i have a feeling there's more girls than guys at zim message boards for some reason.

[Rory Storm]

Women. I am so glad I don't have a vagina.

[Forever Finite]

yeah, that salesman really exaggerated. there are virtually no benefits to owning a vagina and the maintenance is a drag. they practically break the day the warantee expires.

[Forever Finite]

versus
PERIODS
pregnancy
menopause
breast cancer
ovarian cancer
yeast infections
so on and so forth

[Takker]

rachel. a gloved man needs to stick his finger up our asses once we reach a certain age.

i think we know who wins this supreme court case.PFFT we get strange men poking around our vaginas. IT'S CALLED A GYNEOCOLIGIST AND I DOUBT THAT I SPELLED THAT CORRECTLY

[Takker]

HOLY JESUS IT ITCHES LIKE OH MY GOD
oh god, I just snorted.

[Forever Finite]

rachel. a gloved man needs to stick his finger up our asses once we reach a certain age.

i think we know who wins this supreme court case.
ever had a pap smear, eric?

i didn't think so.

[Takker]

at least you get aclimated to it. one day the guy just pops out of nowhere and thrusts his finger up our assholes.

man i am so scared.
take it like a man

[~V+]

yeast infection huh?



can I bake my bread in your oven

[Takker]

mail me some once it's cooled down

[robot]

sometimes

i just wish i could stand on my head

but thats irrelevant