instant gratification in court leads to jailtime of 30 years

[MST3Kakalina]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


long story short: an Oklahoma judge was found to be masturbating with a penis pump during at least three trials (including one libel case and one murder case) and charged with three counts of indecent exposure. he faces up to 10 years of jail time per charge (as well as a fine, something like 20K per).

now, i mean of course you don't want a judge to be beating his judicial meat during what could be the most important moments in your life, but 10 years? that seems a little ri<b>dick</b>ulous to me. of course, since he WAS a judge and since he retired before the charges were filed (which i read from another news source), i imagine he'll get off lighter than that, but still.

and he's just a goofy lookin' guy:

<img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0121051inside1.jpg">

so discuss:

masturbating judges

10 years max for indecent exposure: too harsh?

chickpeas--neither chicks, nor peas.

[Meat Load]

The thought of that man masturbating has caused some sort of emergency reflex that shut off all oxygen to my brain, causing me to pass out.

[töm]

he's innocent.Along with using the penis pump, Thompson also allegedly shaved and oiled his private parts, according to accounts given to state investigators by a clerk, trial witnesses, and a court reporter.it's a crime now?! :takker?!:

[Dr. Badman]

The walls are closing in on you, Tom.

[TMLUVR]

It's a little harsh I mean, my old math teacher used to do it and he never got in trou- wait.... damn

[Zorkporker]

This isent as disturbing as the mental picture i got a few minutes ago, when RWaMPress aimed me, and told me he was jacking off.
He went into further detail, but you people dont deserve it.
EDIT: Aww fuckit.
zzorkporker: aww i had one more
RWaMPress: that was kinfa gross
RWaMPress: an d i already came
zzorkporker: oh fuck
RWaMPress: damn, its everywhere

[RCCC]

What the fuck? There is seriously something wrong with that kid.

[TMLUVR]

He IMed me too.

And said to fuck him

Odd.

[Takker]

yeah guys? no one cares that rwam press was jacking off to zorkporker.

[TMLUVR]

How the hell did we get into this subject anyway?

[Takker]

because you guys are stupid?

[steffi]

sigh. let us run away to france.

[Meat Load]

Oh, he'll find you in France.

He'll find you anywhere.

There is no escape.

[Linzoy]

I like chickpeas, and I agree that they are not chicks or peas.

I think I read about this a year ago, or maybe it was another judge who did the exact same thing. My memory has been really bad though, today I told someone about the guy who killed himself on webcam that someone linked to in another thread, and apparantly I told the same story when it first happened two years ago, but forgot about it.

Anyway I think this guy is probably really clueless and he should be kept in a mental hospital instead of prison.

[RCCC]

In a way I feel sorry for the kid, he tries so desperately to fit in. he tries to impress people. Like the things he says are just so retarded, and he wants you to believe it, but yet it is just to hard to believe.


This one, I just didn't know what to think.

RWaMPress: i almost had a threesome
RWaMPress: but they didnt show up

[Linzoy]

If he wants to fit in why does he im strangers to tell them he's masturbating?

[RCCC]

I don't know. I think he has an extreme social disorder. But some of things he says, just hints to me, that he is desperately trying to be accepted.

[MST3Kakalina]

or alternate discussion: why is RWaMPress fucked up?

well, i just saw this on a school newspaper today, so i figured it was new news. is it old?

[SLUM WIZZARD]

I remember reading something similar a while ago, so yeah, I'd imagine it's old.

//sidetopic: RWaMPress has IMmed me a few times, and was kinda allright to talk to when he wasn't insulting my intellegence. It was pretty un-called for.

I'm not sure, but I might have him blocked.

[MST3Kakalina]

he's IMed me all of one time.


i guess i'm not a fun person to talk to. :(

[Linzoy]

I'm glad my im thing stopped working now.

[Corn 2.0]

He hasn't IM'd me.

This may or may not be somewhat due to the fact that the AIM name in my profile is outdated.

[BeastDad1987]

He's IMed me several times. Ew.

[exemplary citizen]

Guys, just to let you know, if he's harrassing anybody from here, you should let a mod know so we can deal with it. If he's just coming around so he can sift through people's profiles for screennames he can bother, there's some disciplinary action coming to him.

[tater]

hawt action?

<small>sorry</small>

[exemplary citizen]

... it isn't?

[RCCC]

Well yesterday it was kind of interesting. Because this is when RWaMPress IMed Zorkporker. Zorkporker told me about the direct connection that was made, and he gave me a copy of the conversation. Apparently RWaMPress saw that one thread about the furies, and decided to IM him, he also apparently sent a lot of pokemon hentai pictures when the direct connection was made.

I have several IMs for certain things, I am mainly on my Irken Dictator account though. So I logged off, and went into another account. I send an IM to RWaMPress saying "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I got blocked, so I entered another account.

Then I say "I am a moderator of AOL Instant messenger, and we have been noticing you been sending pornography to under-aged children" I get blocked again.

Then I log onto two other accounts, basically saying "Our company does not like being ignored" I get blocked again.

So I log into my last account, Investigator 453, and then I decided to get his IP from the admin panel at FRWaM, so I send him another IM saying, "We have tried speaking to you, and warning you. You have violated a law.*insert RWAM Presses IP* since you have ignored us we are now tracking you at this very moment."

I never used my Irken Dictator account when doing this, so I have been checking. So far he hasn't logged on since, well too my knowledge anyways. It makes me wonder if he took it seriously or not, and makes me also wonder if he will ever log back on.

I had too much spare time, I guess.

[exemplary citizen]

Okay, now that's just you being a dick. I <i>ought</i> to put you on probation for doing that.

Next time you hear he's harassing a member, PM an online moderator. Don't turn right around and harass him back.



Koba, we've ruined your beautiful thread. I'm sorry. :(

[Zorkporker]

Koba, we've ruined your beautiful thread. I'm sorry. :(
Me too i got everyone on the topic of RWaMPress and his IM's. :(

[ln_e_is_1]

he's innocent.it's a crime now?! :takker?!:
There's nothing illegal with shaving and oiling. Hurm, I wonder if the oil is to prevent those fucking bumps that show up the next day?
Shave and oil to your heart's content T&ouml;m!
Ans smile knowing that you are the only one with the knowledge that you can feel the breeze.

[KLEIN]

What a thoughtless young man.

AIM admins would not be blockable.

[Stuart Tusspot]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html


long story short: an Oklahoma judge was found to be masturbating with a penis pump during at least three trials (including one libel case and one murder case) and charged with three counts of indecent exposure. he faces up to 10 years of jail time per charge (as well as a fine, something like 20K per).

now, i mean of course you don't want a judge to be beating his judicial meat during what could be the most important moments in your life, but 10 years? that seems a little ri<b>dick</b>ulous to me. of course, since he WAS a judge and since he retired before the charges were filed (which i read from another news source), i imagine he'll get off lighter than that, but still.

and he's just a goofy lookin' guy:

<img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0121051inside1.jpg">

so discuss:

masturbating judges

10 years max for indecent exposure: too harsh?

chickpeas--neither chicks, nor peas.
Shit that guy looks like the type who would beat his meat during court.

[exemplary citizen]

Well, really, who wouldn't? All that <i>power</i> is just so... arousing.

[ln_e_is_1]

Yes, power is. Rapists don't rape for the joys of sex, they rape so that they can have power over their victim. And power is sexy too. Look at Jim Kolbe. There is one ugly troll; but he always has some different, hot 20 something twink hanging on his side. Yummy, pork barrel.

[exemplary citizen]

Ugh. Kolbe. Let's not talk about him.

[ln_e_is_1]

Sounds good to me.

[Azog]

Kolbe...hes my former congressman!

[ln_e_is_1]

You lived in Tucson too!? Sweet! We should have a Tucson Mooser Reunion.

[exemplary citizen]

I have noooo idea when I'm gonna be in Tucson again next. And you bastards are starting to get the hatch chile roasting out in the grocery store parking lots aren't you? :(

[Shaman King]

I decided to get his IP from the admin panel at FRWaM, so I send him another IM saying, "We have tried speaking to you, and warning you. You have violated a law.*insert RWAM Presses IP* since you have ignored us we are now tracking you at this very moment."
RC₃ is a mod!?

[MST3Kakalina]

Okay, now that's just you being a dick. I <i>ought</i> to put you on probation for doing that.

Next time you hear he's harassing a member, PM an online moderator. Don't turn right around and harass him back.



Koba, we've ruined your beautiful thread. I'm sorry. :(
i don't think a thread about masturbating in court is very beautiful to begin with.

RCCC, you are a total dickwad. second what Ami said about contacting a mod instead of lame vigilante intarweb justice.

[Forever Finite]

i don't think a thread about masturbating in court is very beautiful to begin with.

RCCC, you are a total dickwad. second what Ami said about contacting a mod instead of lame vigilante intarweb justice.
in that case, ban me before i do any more harm to the public.

don't take tom, don, steff, trogg, and mid, though. they were just tools in my criminal act. they're innocent, i tell you!

[Meat Load]

It's true. I succumbed to peer pressure. But I've changed my ways. I'm my own man now.

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