I drew Mr. Eff

[Sabu Kudo]

Praise Me.
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/2764/effhead7vu.jpg

Actual size: 4x2 in
I drew this with Pen completely from memory without penciling it the other day in art class.
My art teacher liked it and I told her who it was.
She asked me to paint it.
So i did with watercolor.

I know I messed up and gave it some Psycho D-Boy features, but c'mon. It was done completely from memory.

This took me like an hour to finish.

[Liz]

it is super good. how old are you?

[Sabu Kudo]

I'm 14. I'm like the best artist in my class and it hurts.
Partly because everyone watches ofer my shoulders to see how I "create another masterpiece"
I dont like it when people do that.

[Vile]

An arrogant fourteen year old, at that.

[Takker]

it's good art, but ya know, we didn't really need to know that you're the best in the class. we really don't care. at all.

[Rory Storm]

i'm the best in my class...


sex ed

[Vile]

Actually, I looked through his site. He isn't that good at all, guys.

But let's watch him brag anyway!

[DairyMan88]

can i watch over your shoulder and see how you "create another masterpiece"

[Sabu Kudo]

Ya know, theres one thing that you guys are good at,
and that's scaring new people away.
Shut up. The stuff on my site isn't that great because some of it isn't even mine, and I just never finish my stuff.
You people make me feel bad.

If you ever want me to be in your little zimmy cultish cult of doom, you should welcome me. If not, just say you hate me and kick me off the site. I will correct all this arrogance and self promotion and stuff that you accuse me of along the way. Please give me a break, people.

Give me a chance to improve myself.

[Lord Farquaad]

Nobody reads posts like that.


It's just too painful.

[Sabu Kudo]

let me put that in simple words:

help don't hate.


this may be the last time you will ever hear from me on here.

[Liz]

Well it came off a bit arrogant. But I don't care because everyone sucks and if you're going to let yourself be fond of ANYONE that's discrimination.

And we don't welcome new people because we all started out here as zim fans and now we just hang out and hate on eachother, and when a zim fan comes in thinking we want to talk about zim we give them the boot, in the worst way possible.

BASICALLY.... we don't indiscriminately punish people for harassment. We only punish new people for harassment. Even the mods here harass new people. But you get banned if you harass back.
Yeah it sucks, I know.

But if you came here for zim, get lost because unless you're incredibly accepting of hatred you'll probably get banned in a bit anyways.

I'm not being mean, I'm just telling you how things are run around here. If I could change them, I would.

[Takker]

if you can't take the hazing, then don't bother comming back. you're not the only one that gets harassed. every new person does. EVERY SINGLE ONE. if they stay, then they gain some respect in time. if they leave, who cares, we didn't like them much anyway.

[Sabu Kudo]

umm... okay...
Although I am a big fan, I didn't really come here for zim. I came here for this whole thing. Sometimes I read the threads and it is interesting and sometimes funny when they go off on wild tangents, but that's not the point.

I guess I can take the harrassment for a while, but please do not "overload" on it because sometimes I get easily depressed. Why do I post such long and meaningless posts?

[Vile]

short answer: because you're fourteen

long answer:

sup.

[implode]

Well it came off a bit arrogant. But I don't care because everyone sucks and if you're going to let yourself be fond of ANYONE that's discrimination.

And we don't welcome new people because we all started out here as zim fans and now we just hang out and hate on eachother, and when a zim fan comes in thinking we want to talk about zim we give them the boot, in the worst way possible.

BASICALLY.... we don't indiscriminately punish people for harassment. We only punish new people for harassment. Even the mods here harass new people. But you get banned if you harass back.
Yeah it sucks, I know.

But if you came here for zim, get lost because unless you're incredibly accepting of hatred you'll probably get banned in a bit anyways.

I'm not being mean, I'm just telling you how things are run around here. If I could change them, I would. ahaha. what the hell? none of this is correct, including the wish for a brighter tomorrow at the end. were you aiming for sarcasm, or do you genuinely believe this?

[Liz]

yeah I believe it, hobag.
Also, I hate what we do. I think it is stupid.

Plus it's true. Go smoke some more dope so you can escape the reality of it.

[Sabu Kudo]

I agree. I do think what you guys do is stupid and mean. See, I have been to quite a few friendly communities in the past, and I think you should know that this is not one of them.

[Klein]

c'mon though.

with the thoughtless arrogance "I'm the best in my class" followed with a wimpering request for mercy and/or sympathy, it's suprising that someone hasn't ripped him a new asshole already.

Kid: you're not the worst creature that has slithered onto our forum from the internet abyss, so I'm going to tell you this as nicely as possible.


Get off your fucking high horse. You're 14 years old, and if you want to post here, that's great. Go crazy. But if you can't take some criticism from total strangers, then we do not want you here.


And don't use this as a place to advertise. It's called spamming, and it will get you banned.

[Vile]

High five.

[Sabu Kudo]

I got it the first time you said it: "No advertising or arrogance"

and i will obey.

[Klein]

"friendly communities" are one of two things:

really small sites that want to keep every member, or sites that are big and have moderators to enforce code of conduct rules.

This is something else: an unmoderated board. Like an online hangout place for our big extended family. Everyone knows everyone else, and many of us in person. If this is something you can handle, then welcome. Otherwise, get lost.

EDIT: I see. Welcome to your new life on RoomWithAMoose

[Liz]

Dear Klein,
Get off your fucking high horse. You're 17 years old.

[Klein]

I can't hear you liz, I'm on vacation.

[Liz]

We're all a bunch of arrogant pricks.
Isn't ANYONE bothered by this, other than the newbs who are totally disregarded?

[implode]

yeah I believe it, hobag.
Also, I hate what we do. I think it is stupid.

Plus it's true. Go smoke some more dope so you can escape the reality of it. i haven't smoked any "dope" in almost 5 months, i'm certainly not going to start up again so i can share a hallucination with you.

who has gotten banned for "harassing back"? who gets banned for liking zim? do you have any examples to back up these fantastic claims?

[Klein]

What? Cory, do you... <i>Like</i> Zim? Have you been lying to us all these years?


If we're not allowed to lie or be mean to newbies, what is their purpose?

[implode]

this has nothing to do with newbies. it has to do with disapproval of playing the good guy in a story that doesn't exist.

[Liz]

Well we can cuss at newbies and hate on them but if they cuss us out back they get banned.

i.e. - ~v+ harasses everyone. Stevil supposedly got banned for harassing ~v+.
sure stevil is a moron but thats discrimination. A lot of the shit that goes on is subjective and the mods way play favorites.

[implode]

but stevil wasn't a newbie. and is stevil banned? i didn't even know.

no new people are banned for cussing people out. if they are, it is ridiculous and i am upset about it.

[implode]

stevil isn't banned.

[Forever Finite]

haha. liz started the hazing this time and now she's complaining about it.

well, anyway, not all of us are mean. welcome to room with a moose & pricks, we hope you enjoy your stay.

[Liz]

"hazing"? what is "hazing"
Maybe newbs don't get banned for cussing us out, but one way or another, we're like this overpowering steamroller, and it's expected if we diss a newb, i mean they deserve being dissed for being arrogant, right? But we're the most arrogant pricks I know. God forbid a newb not like any of us, though.

[Forever Finite]

back up sista, you're making a fool of yourself.

also, hazing is the act of submitting an individual through a ritualized "acceptance" process that often involves psychological or physical pain and humiliation. one time in my art school, we had to sign papers at the beginning of the year promising that we'd never force someone to stand in the middle of a field during a thunderstorm, tie someone to a tree naked, or participate in any other acts of hazing.

[Liz]

I wasn't hazing this kid.

I was warning him/her after other people started being pricks.

[MST3Kakalina]

we do have hazing at the moose, at least i think our ritualistic flaming counts. not that we even do that much.

Liz, you're coming off as being somewhat...schizo in this thread. i am confused.

[Liz]

schizo? how

[MST3Kakalina]

like you engage in flamey behaviour and then you're like "this flaming shit ain't cool."

but i really am tired and hungry. so i could be hallucinating.

[Liz]

when was I flaming everyone?

[Sabu Kudo]

so, anyways, i believe that not only are these forced acts of hallucination and soforth mentally damaging and should be avoided at all times, but I also think that arrogant people flaming noobs because the noobs are arrogant is an act of self annihilation and such rituals should only be held in a jungle of northern India.

[implode]

that's cool, i guess. got a jungle in mind?

[Sabu Kudo]

Corbett National Park, maybe?

[MST3Kakalina]

well, that post where you're like "this is how shit works around here" i guess i thought was flame-ish like? but then reading it again, i guess it was pretty neutral.

and i dunno, i don't think anyone here is more naturally arrogant than regular people. we act like we think we're hot shit because as far as this board goes, we ARE hot shit. so we've earned a right to be arrogant. none of us came here posting art and saying "praise me," i think is the point.

[implode]

should we contact the rangers? do you think we'll need a permit for this? i don't want to end up in a jail in a jungle in northern india.

[Sabu Kudo]

hahaha, implode, that was almost funny.

EDIT: ia m sorry for saying praise me. it is just a natural occurence of the force.

[~V+]

im stealing this and saying I did it.

[implode]

hahaha, implode, that was almost funny.

EDIT: ia m sorry for saying praise me. it is just a natural occurence of the force. wow man. i almost appreciate that so much.

[Sabu Kudo]

ok im confused.

are you serious or sarcastic? really.

[implode]

i am completely serious about the fact that i almost appreciate that so much.

[Sabu Kudo]

so you're saying you dont quite appreciate it. am I right?

[implode]

how much i appreciate it is directly relative to how funny you're telling me it was.

[Sabu Kudo]

yeah ok.
What you said was funny but it wasn't "lol" funny. You know what I mean?

So I have a very stupid question with a very obvious answer but I will get to that in a minute because it may someday alter the face of the known earth. ok.

[implode]

ok.

[Sabu Kudo]

but you're probably gonna go through this whole thing again.
just wait for it...

[implode]

*blink*

i am waiting like i have seriously never waited before.

[Sabu Kudo]

OK. here it goes...

I have noticed that everyone in my school who really likes Zim is either all gothicy or is an obsessive Manga/anime manic obsessor person. Why is that? I mean, really. I have no idea.

Dont hate me

[implode]

because the people who are the most likely to be introduced to a show that has been cancelled for 3 years are people who are experts in the genre the show appeals to. jhonen vasquez is renown in the "goth" community for writing a black and white pointy comic about the philosophy of killing people, and invader zim is known in the manga/anime community for being a very impressively animated cartoon with anime influences.

like, duh.

[Sabu Kudo]

well, i sorta knew the Jhonen = Goth and IZ is loved by anime communities worldwide, but... i guess... you answered it.

[Liz]

There is a girl who stands by the soda machines at my school who is... you know.
Kinda dumpy, well tall but lumpy and squishy. Never wears makeup, doesn't dress too nice or look too clean, wears a sweater or something around her waist. Long, unstyled hair. Reads books all the time... I saw her reading JTHM a few days ago and got a little scared.
Then I was distracted and watched the implodeclone load the soda machines. Unless I am mistaken and it is actually neccessary, he wastes time by sticking the wrong sodas in the wrong slots then rearranging them properly. Sometimes not too properly though, I always try getting some citrus shit and it gives me a water.

[implode]

hahaha. why do you have the time to study the guy loading the soda machine?

[Sabu Kudo]

...and the point of that was?

So, yeah. I've been a fan of Zim since the premiere and watched like the first 8 new episodes. Then I completely forgot about it. Then comes 7th grade where my worst enemy shows me squee during the social studies class. then the comic got taken away from him. After the 1st dvd was released, he let me borrow it for a week. I was so happy about being re introduced to Zim. 8th grade... that one kid goes to a different school and his other evil friend beats me up too. then he shows me NNY. He let me borrow squee's big book, fillerbunny 1&2, and both i feel sicks for one weekend. I was simply amazed. 2 months later, I bought my first JV comic books. It has been a year since that day, and my comic books are falling apart. My DVDs are scratched up. Those two evil kids are now my only friends as I communicate with them through email.

Wow. that was kinda long. I guess you don't have to read it.
But the point is even the most innocent people get introduced to the wonderful world of Mr. V.

The end.

[Liz]

I get there early and I can't talk to my friend because she's dating some mass-murder necrophiliac douchebag I told off a while ago.

[Sabu Kudo]

Well, that explains a lot.

Jeez! I can barely read the forum! It's like 10:00 and I'm tired
C'ya at 4 AM

[Klein]

I think the best advice anyone can give you is to stop trying to be funny.

Because you're awful at it.

[Lord Farquaad]

BURN ALMIGHTY

[Sabu Kudo]

shut up.

[~V+]

holy shit trogg it just told you to shut up


what are you going to do about it


I hope you answer 'go to disneyworld'

[DairyMan88]

disneyworld?! :takker?!:

[Forever Finite]

pick me! pick me!

[Rory Storm]

http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/images/pillsbury_boy.jpg

[Lord Farquaad]

holy shit trogg it just told you to shut up


what are you going to do about it


I hope you answer 'go to disneyworld'
I was thinking

a) cut myself
b) angry letter to congressman
c) cut myself while writing angry letter to congressman

[Sabu Kudo]

I think you should go with c.

but that's just me.

[~V+]

I think you should get fucked in the ass.



By buck angel the worlds first female to male transgendered porn star

[Sabu Kudo]

alright. I may be a noob and I can take the pain of being a noob, but there's nothing any of you can do to alter this statement.

<s>qlmpstv</s>

- lololol iii can!

:ava: implode

[kuroulullaby]

liz: i'm confused.. at least were you trying to support the new kid?

anyway it's been written in the story of RoomWithaMoose that newbies will be hated unless they got davey's seal.. who cares! just have fun it doesn´t matter who gives a shit of what you think no body really cares.

[Vile]

shut up, kurololollollipop.

[kyle!]

<img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/erinmid/implodeseal.jpg" border="0" alt="Image posting by Hotobucket">

[Rory Storm]

WHY CAN I NOT DELETE THAT MESSAGE?

[Klein]

What did I say about not trying to be funny?

Your attempts are just making me angry.

[-LOST-]

I drew this with Pen completely from memory without penciling it the other day in art class.
My art teacher liked it and I told her who it was.
She asked me to paint it.
So i did with watercolor.

I know I messed up and gave it some Psycho D-Boy features, but c'mon. It was done completely from memory.

This took me like an hour to finish.[/QUOTE]


might i say, the people around here dont care at all,even if its from memory, and MR EFF was never in color, and you are braggin a bit to much for someone with bad comics, they look like Johnen rip-offs.
ahmen.

yes i messed up with the quoting..

[Awesome McManly]

Those two evil kids are now my only friends as I communicate with them through email.


The end.

after reading this thread, I don't find that very surprising.

Implode = funny.

you = not so much.

Your comic is a really bad rip off of Jhonen.

that is all.

[Lord Farquaad]

Look Sabu Kudo, it's not just that you're new, it's that you're new, unfunny, and preachy all at the same time. This combination brings out the worst in people.

But take pride in the fact that you're not quite as banality-stricken as Kurolullabololuy.

[Awesome McManly]

really? I never even noticed killroba... whatever the hell you just said.

I find this guy far more irritating.

[Takker]

Zimmer~X anyone?

<i>MewRingo?</i>

[Sabu Kudo]

OK. I'll do something about my not being funny. I'll make my comics more like Marvel rip offs instead. I will try as hard as I can not to be arrogant or irritating. I know my comics are bad, but I'm kind of new at this.

[Awesome McManly]

why would you rip off anything?

why not try and develop your own style?

[Rory Storm]

kids these days. all it is is bright eyes, bushy tails, and anime.

[Liz]

what is zimmer-x?

I did a search and got this...
<img src="http://www.toyotaownersclub.com/gallery/albums/Misc/zimmerx.jpg">
I'm serious. Google image search zimmer-x.

[Forever Finite]

the response to this thread was uncalled for. insulting someone's artwork isn't so classy, either.

i think the painting is pretty good and it's obvious from the start that the artwork on his linked website is not his own.

[Awesome McManly]

the punky comic is, and its horrible.

his mr. eff is good though.

[Forever Finite]

so?

[Forever Finite]

way to edit your post mr. wasabi. GAWD.

[Awesome McManly]

drama queen!

[Forever Finite]

i still think criticizing artwork is pretty low.

[implode]

it must suck being 14 and trying to integrate into a board full of college aged sourpusses. 4 years ago, this kid would have been sippin' slushies with the rest of us.

[Forever Finite]

we need to put a sign on the registration page that reads "warning: party is four years expired"

[Awesome McManly]

i still think criticizing artwork is pretty low.

Isn't that what he displays it for though? whether it's good or bad.

mmm... it's not even just the art that's bad though. (Though in honesty it's not much better than fillerbunny, and if you say filler bunny is well drawn you're lying through your teeth.)

but like... the writing... it's even WORSE than fillerbunny. and he like even copies the writing bad jokes between panels, and even some of the bad jokes like, "laugh at his pain" and shit.

If the only thing I'd seen was his mr eff, I wouldn't have had much of anyhting negative to say, except that he was kind of a douche to Cory, who was being his usual friendly self.

[implode]

i suppose i should read this comic, huh.

[Awesome McManly]

though I suppose she has a point about the general hating going on in here.

heh, "RWaM. We want our rainbow back"

[implode]

sometimes you need to be spoken to forcefully to actually learn something valuable. i didn't think he was being especially arrogant, but i guess other people did, and assuming they weren't just looking for something to hate about the kid, it's probably a good thing that he learned not to upset others by smacking them in the backside of the head with your ego.

[Forever Finite]

um. he's fourteen. i wish i still had self-esteem at fourteen.

[implode]

there is a difference between self-esteem and arrogance. like i said, i didn't think he was being especially arrogant, but this should serve as a good learning experience about how much "self-esteem" it'll take to piss off the snappy older kids you're trying to hang out with.

[Forever Finite]

people are being assholes in this thread. period.

[Awesome McManly]

I don't see it as all that different from the rest of the board right now.

People are being ass holes in general.

I can't really remember the last time anyone was able to utter a warm sentiment without the word "fag" being used.

I think the majority just developed a thick skin, and became just as abrasive.

[implode]

people are being assholes in this thread. period. yes, they are. <i>period.</i>

[Sabu Kudo]

OK. The only comic that isn't mine is the 3d one. The stories that aren't mine say "by kr" next to them. besides, I created Punky when I was 13. Back when a kid who made comics was cool, no matter how sucky they were.

So I was a little too influenced by Jhonen, but I have been recently trying to develop my own style. As I stateed earlier, I don't often complete my works. I should probably burn all of the origional copies of my comics and start fresh. Pretend I have never even heard of Zim or JTHM of anything.

period.

[Forever Finite]

hee hee. you said period.

[MST3Kakalina]

<G>MENSTRUATION

[Squid!]

i saw a tampon aplicator in my school's parking lot the other day. and i ask you, WHO CHANGES THEIR TAMPON IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT.

[Klein]

It's the combination of arrogance, hostility, spinelessness and a complete inability to make a passable joke that upsets me.

The board has enough stevils.

[Awesome McManly]

i saw a tampon aplicator in my school's parking lot the other day. and i ask you, WHO CHANGES THEIR TAMPON IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT.

who doesn't?

[Forever Finite]

It's the combination of arrogance, hostility, spinelessness and a complete inability to make a passable joke that upsets me.

The board has enough stevils.
stevil is significantly older. this person deserves a chance. we were all fourteen once. remember when little kleiny was that age? awww. he just loved ol' OD.

[Davey Rootbeer]

I was never actually 14. When i was 12, i was frozen in a thingy for 7 years, and when i came to, my faerie made me go fight the bad people and save the world, so, having never gone through puberty, i fail to understand your subtle innuendos.


true story. hand to god.

[Lord Farquaad]

Hey we need someone to pick on or else we're just building up aggression.

Like in American Beauty.


Damn you can link that movie to practically anything.

[Forever Finite]

i still haven't seen it. any movie with a naked chick lying in rose petals on the cover is not a movie for me.

[Lord Farquaad]

It's not what you think, seriously.

The rose petals are a metaphor for the humanity (and/or "beauty") that is repressed by suburban life. It's really hard to describe. You'd have to see it to get it.

[implode]

yeah, the only reason that's on the cover is to move units. you should give it a shot, i don't think you'd hate it. it's one of the like... 6 movies i liked enough to actually own, if that means anything.

[Dr. Badman]

They're trying to turn Finite into a lesbian.

I support this 100%.

[Forever Finite]

i'm going to cut all of your dicks off.

[Dr. Badman]

That's right!

Throw away those useless meatsticks!

Carpet's on the menu from this day forth!

[~V+]

I'd say something like 'i wish badman were gay so he couldnt reproduce' but he isnt getting laid anytime soon anyways.

[Stevil, yo]

I'd say something like 'i wish badman were gay so he couldnt reproduce' but he isnt getting laid anytime soon anyways.

I'd say something like 'neither are you', but I'm too fuckin' lazy.

[Dr. Badman]

Hahahha.

Owned by Stevil. That's pretty bad...

[Lord Farquaad]

i'm going to cut all of your dicks off.
I suppose that's what I get for appreciating good film.

also: :(

[Forever Finite]

no zach, i mean i'm going to cut all of badman's dicks off.

[Awesome McManly]

he's got more than one?

[Lord Farquaad]

no zach, i mean i'm going to cut all of badman's dicks off.
Big ups in that case.

Only good can come from castrating Iain.

[~V+]

Hahahha.

Owned by Stevil. That's pretty bad...
owned by stevil because I didnt reply because I'd rather sleep?


wow how many times have I "owned" you then

[~V+]

I just noticed you had stevil stick up for you, too busy sucking penis badman?

lay off the cock for like, two seconds.

[Chakan]

How 'bout we all celebrate the nice holiday of Shutthefuckupmas, eh? It would certainly bring me some peace.

[Dr. Badman]

no zach, i mean i'm going to cut all of badman's dicks off.
Big ups in that case.

Only good can come from castrating Iain.I can out-run any lesbian. Neither of you will catch me.

[Forever Finite]

hey! i won't touch pussy with a ten foot pole.

[Lord Farquaad]

I would.

But we'd have to be talking a pretty fancy ten foot pole here.

[Forever Finite]

smoothe gel grip handle with a shape that fits comfortably in the palm of your hand.

[Lord Farquaad]

it'd have to come with a money-back guarantee.

[Sabu Kudo]

okaaaaaay... you guys are kinda wierd...

[Forever Finite]

it comes with sabu kudo skewered on the other end.

[Lord Farquaad]

now that's quality you can count on!

[Klein]

You guys, I have a radical new policy.

I will only post in threads that I have created.

I suggest that everyone follow suit.

[Sabu Kudo]

so, i guess that's that.

I have been skewered on the end of a high quality touching-stick, this thread appears to have been abandoned by you foolish earth people, and I have been flamed by arrogant pricks (because you think I myself am arrogant) so much that I am no longer existent.

the end.

[Awesome McManly]

So you're saying if we ignore you, you'll cease to exist?

Awesome.

Just like the monster in my closet.

[Sabu Kudo]

exactly...

...or at least that's what i would hope

[Takker]

by you foolish earth peopleget out

[nailbunny667]

ooooo! i like - i really do! - good job!

[Vile]

Hello newbie!

[Komrade Kayce]

We should invite him someplace. Then kill him, and throw his body in a pit. Then urinate on the pit.

Possibly play Risk while we're at it.

[Vile]

No wai, sir. This one is friendly and full of ZEST!

[nailbunny667]

Hello newbie!

hello there!

[Vile]

What's up, soldier?

[nailbunny667]

No wai, sir. This one is friendly and full of ZEST!

thanx for defending my honor for the time being & by the way Im a her!

[Vile]

I think you should stick around here- although I've gotta tell you, not many people make use of the jhonen forums anymore.

[Awesome McManly]

thanx for defending my honor for the time being & by the way Im a her!


becareful of Mike. He'll steal your heart, and leave you for dead.