PDA

View Full Version : Berkeley is lame.


MST3Kakalina
04-18-2006, 05:52 PM
everything exists only because God is there to perceive it all the time.

i need to expand this into two pages.

i want to cry. :(

HOMERCHESTRA
04-18-2006, 06:23 PM
Bible verses are long.

deep
04-18-2006, 06:37 PM
Just start talking in circles until you are able to confuse yourself and everyone who reads the paper. Then relate it to your own life in closing. They won't know what hit them.

MST3Kakalina
04-18-2006, 06:43 PM
Bible verses are long.
i hate it when people quote from Psalms to support something. psalms are just song lyrics. that's like saying there's some divine meaning or truth in American Pie.

and Berkeley does just that and it sucks hardcore.

Davey Rootbeer
04-18-2006, 06:44 PM
i can do it. give me about 20 minutes to get some food and come back.

implode
04-18-2006, 07:57 PM
is it 20 minutes yet?

i could probably do it too, but that would be <i><b><u>CHEATING</i></b></u> and that would be the pits.

Davey Rootbeer
04-18-2006, 08:00 PM
i went downstairs to see if there were open parking spots, but there weren't. sure as hell i'm not going to drive to the fast food place and have some fucker steal my spot, and have to park across campus.




okay, here we go.

implode
04-18-2006, 08:01 PM
should i buckle my safety belt or something?

Davey Rootbeer
04-18-2006, 08:32 PM
Personal philosophy ranges greatly within the civilized world, from complex in structuration, containing viable conditions, boundaries, and regulations, to absurdly simple. Applying occam's razor (the simplest explanation being the most logical choice) one can create a philosophical outlook on life based around the notion that perception is, indeed, reality, with complete disregard for assumption, memory, and prediction. simply put, the perception is reality concept mandates that things that are not in the immediate area of perception by the beholder (that is, liable to be observed using one of more of the five senses) ceases to exist, and there is no guarantee that such objects have ever existed, or will ever exist in the future. this is, most definitely, the simplist possible mindset in analizing one's own place relative to the rest of the world; it perpetuates many tendancies of egocentrism, as such, can lead believers to persue strictly indivisualistic methods of daily life (with a heavier emphasis on self-sufficiency than others who do not share this philosophy). when ventured on a personal level, this philosophy also tends to lead users to express anti-social behaviours, and set themselves apart from others (by placing themselves on a figurative pedestal of knowlege and inherent power).

this concept can be applied, in a greater sense, to the theories of judeo-christian cultural belief in a single "god", and setting this "god" as infalliable and all-knowing (all-seeing). since god must percieve all at once, everything "exists", and it would be impossible for god to not percieve, ergo, nothing can <i>not</i> exist. to the egocentric mindset, where everything exists solely because it percieved by the beholder, this is just one step apart from the personal philosophy, and incorporates the freudian theories of the infalliable parents as well into the philosophy (freud ventured that the belief in god as infalliable originates from childhood observations of nurturing adults: the protectors who cared for oneself when they could not, by themselves, become self-sufficient: which is why memories of such times are seen as desirable and attainable in the eyes of many who seek religion and god for comfort.)


gah, not my best work, and off the top of my head. add on a little fluff. i'm brain drained after a long day.

Komrade Kayce
04-18-2006, 08:45 PM
Quickly, someone plagarize that.

Meat Load
04-18-2006, 10:28 PM
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL

Davey Rootbeer
04-18-2006, 10:34 PM
who would want to steal my brain shit anyway?

it's literally pure waste product. unresearched, off-the-top-of-head utter crap.


and yet, when i do something like this for a class, it always gets a 95 or a 98 or even 100.

one of these days, i'm actually going to sit down and write out a well-researched paper, with a variety of sources, documented background info, and free of tangents and analogies designed to lengthen the process.








*snicker* yeah, right.