I have an evil twin.

[Charnye West]

And he shares the name of a former soviet president. Hint: The good one.

Warning: I'm complaining. And talking about a website that I'm gonna get some hate for even mentioning.


Okay, so I ask this girl I've been friends with since the beginning of this year if she wants to see a movie on friday. She's like yeah, but I don't want it to be a date or anything and I'm cool with it because making things official dates wasn't really what I was interested in, I just wanted to hang out with a cool girl.

So next week, I check her *coughcoughmyspacehackupalung* blog and she's listed as "In a Relationship," which sets off the "WTF?!" alarm. Insult to injury, my friends all saw that and thought it was me so they decided not to inform.

So I check her comments and lo and behold some emo kid's posting all these messages about calling her and snogging and crap. I figure that this guy is either her boyfriend or Harry Potter. So I head on over to his site.

It's YTMND world there and it pisses me off because if I ever had the nerve to mess with the already unstable code of *coughcoughmyspaceismoreaddictivethancrackcough* that's what I would do. So I talk to some of my friends, one of which used to go out with him. It turns out that this guy is me if I was an emo jerk and not kind or something.


Now I have to kill him. Suggestions?


(Also, Happy Birthday, Conan. Take it, Max.)

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Death to all emo kids. Crucify them with along with their whole families. Let them all see suffer for their children's "suffering."

[Takker]

go tell him to cut himself


because he probably would.

[implode]

what the bloody forsaken christ is snogging?

[whodaimen]

Ron weasley does it to Lavender brown in Book Six.


God damn I love your reference man!


Its like french kissing.

"thrashing around like a pare of eels"

[Sally]

Lavender Brown probibly has herpies, I bet.
I hate myself for remembering everything about the first 5 books.

[Komrade Kayce]

Accidentally throw him down a few flights of stairs. You never hear about a good stair death anymore.

[Charnye West]

I'm under the impression that if I kill him I will not only gain the affections of this girl but also become more powerful, a la Jet Li's "The One."

Is this true?

[Rory Storm]

This happened to me once, kind of, I liked this girl and then we went out and then I read her myspace and she was all into the liking of older persons.
I work with her, so when I found that out I didn't say anything I just acted like a complete lazy fuck and I don't do anything when I work with her, I let her do all the work. That and she turned into a total bitch telling my friend he couldnt hang out in the deli because he works in meat department.

w/e

[whodaimen]

Just threaten to beat the kid up. Hes emo, hell buy it and back off.


Or kill him.


You WILL become stronger you know.

[Charnye West]

Dude. The emo kids have reached "Day of the Dead" phase. Instead of being weak, slow moving, brainless creatures, they are superstrong monsters who hunt in groups and use tactics or something.

[whodaimen]

I have not heard of this!! Goths maybe but EMO kids in packs? Organized crime???

[Charnye West]

Yeah, emo kids have some balls now.

Besides, the original plan was to steal all our mates with their sensitive whine-wit and ability to wear gender-specific pants not suited for themselves and just crowd us out in the next generation.

[whodaimen]

Hahaha, Oh man. Ive got it. Bribe the kid with Linkin Park tickets!!

[Charnye West]

Linkin Park is 6th grade shit.

We're gonna bring out the big guns, here.

<i>Panic! at the</i> motherfucking <i>Disco.</i>

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Hawthorne Hights!






Goddammit I hate emo names so fucking bad it actually hurts. No, I am serious, whenever I think of how much emo band names suck I get a headache and I am not even lying to prove a point.

[eqze]

You realize, you can only kill him if you become him.




Or wait a few years for her to realize that he's not worth it and not at all suitable for a long-term relationship, dump him, and come crying back to your loving, extended, unslit arms.





But no, no, go with the killing and identity theft plan. I like that one better.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Lavender Brown probibly has herpies, I bet.
I hate myself for remembering everything about the first 5 books.

Wasn't Lavender Brown the indian one? Or was that Pavarti Pastil or whatever her name was?

[Dr. Badman]

No plan involving wearing another person's skin has ever gone wrong.

[Charnye West]

Yeah, Parvati was the Indian chick.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Oh ok, because I spent most of the newest one thinking RON+INDIAN=!=!=!=!=!=!=!=





By the way, I didn't like the new one. It sort of sucks.

[Charnye West]

Pff. Whatever. On 606 you were probably all "BOOYA"

[Meat Load]

what the bloody forsaken christ is snogging?the british version of making out.

god damn it britain stop fucking ruining everything for the rest of us




also: Beans, the obvious solution is to absorb him and gain his power

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Pff. Whatever. On 606 you were probably all "BOOYA"

If that was the part where dumbledore dies then NO BECAUSE YOU ALL RUINED IT FOR ME

YOU AND THE WHOLE INTERNET


I PROBABLY SHOULD NOT HAVE WAITED 10 MONTHS TO READ THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK IF I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GET RUINED FOR ME

[Charnye West]

Haha.

[implode]

the british version of making out.

god damn it britain stop fucking ruining everything for the rest of us




also: Beans, the obvious solution is to absorb him and gain his power man does it ever sound attractive. might as well call it boogering or explosive diarrheaing.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

I don't even think emo is around anymore.
I think what you see nowadays is scene?

Snogging reminds me of christmas. Like, eggnog.
And hogs.

:come on baby, let's go snog in a corner ;)
:HAWT!

[Awesome McManly]

its the same thing, only now they wear girls jeans.

[exemplary citizen]

Accidentally throw him down a few flights of stairs. You never hear about a good stair death anymore.
Get a robot to do it.

[Charnye West]

The question to ask is "Do you have stairs in your house?"


And didn' emos always wear girls' pants? They always have here in Vanilla Valley.

[Awesome McManly]

I thought in the early days they wore knock off bondage pants.

Maybe I'm confusing my pointlessly similar sub cultures.

[tater]

no, the bondage pants were the kids trying to be punk/goth.

i always though of emo as John Mayer with black dyed hair and in really ugly clothes that didn't match. possibly fake thick-rimmed nerd glasses.

[Dr. Badman]

Get a robot to do it."Industrial Accident"

[Charnye West]

PAK CHOOIE UNF

Emo and Scene so far have been the same thing around here. Goth kids are slowly being assimilated as well. My problem is what to call the people who dress emo and listen to the music but are cheerful, friendly people?

[Awesome McManly]

no, the bondage pants were the kids trying to be punk/goth.

i always though of emo as John Mayer with black dyed hair and in really ugly clothes that didn't match. possibly fake thick-rimmed nerd glasses.

Man, I don't know. Back in college a few years ago, I first started to hear the word emo being thrown around, but they seemed to look just like every other skater punk raver, goth.except maybe for the occasional pair of thick rimmed glasses, sideways fitted cap, and perhaps more hair dye. But none of them really whined or cried all that much. Yes, they all played together in harmony, and a haze of alcohol, gonja, and hacky sack. It was truly the garden of eden

Honestly I find these sub categories meaningless and stupid.

HOLY SHIT, I MUST BE GETTING OLD!

[tater]

Man, I don't know. Back in college a few years ago, I first started to hear the word emo being thrown around, <b>but they seemed to look just like every other skater punk raver, goth.</b> except maybe for the occasional pair of thick rimmed glasses, sideways fitted cap, and perhaps more hair dye. But none of them really whined or cried all that much. Yes, they all played together in harmony, and a haze of alcohol, gonja, and hacky sack. It was truly the garden of eden

Honestly I find these sub categories meaningless and stupid.

HOLY SHIT, I MUST BE GETTING OLD!
yep. that would be my view on it. if i'm right, emo and all the other sub groups came about when the critisim about conforming to being different came about. i think.

hey man, at 24, i'm freaking ancient. it's been 10 years since i was 14. that's ... scary.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

In my experience, emoes wore the glasses and could sometimes be a little chubby and didn't go to shows much, and wore ugly grandpa clothes from goodwill and looked smelly.

Scene kids, some of them are heavy into fashion and all... I have yet to see an even slightly chubby sceneboy. Scenegirls are lean to average also. You don't see many physically ugly ones, either. I think some are kind of metrosexual, and they aren't as intellectual as emoes. No glasses. And they have more active social lives/ go to shows and dance like morons or something. And some of the girls look more like hippies.

They are two distinct things in my opinion, although they do interlap at parts. Also, I think the Bright Eyes guy has been out since like.... a decade ago. Or more... yep. '95.

Also, a lot of scenegirls are mega arrogant cuntbitchfucksiwanttokill.

But yeah, I go to little hardcore shows and I don't see the emo style I used to see. But I haven't seen much of that in a while.

In other news, my friend went to see Bright Eyes, lyke her alltime fav band!!11, for her birthday a little over a year ago. She said the singer, Conor or whatever, was a mega dick, obviously drunk, and all he did was badmouth Bush and spit on the audience and stuff. What a sweet little emo boy!

[Forever Finite]

Oh ok, because I spent most of the newest one thinking RON+INDIAN=!=!=!=!=!=!=!=

you got a problem with fire and earth, my friend?
man does it ever sound attractive. might as well call it boogering or explosive diarrheaing.i don't know. the term "making out" never really seemed to imply something graceful, either.

[banky]

All I care about are the fags that "dance" at shows. Those guys almost always end up with my fist meeting the back of thier heads, caused by an "accidental push out of the pit".

[exemplary citizen]

The question to ask is "Do you have stairs in your house?"
Yes, I am protected.

<small>I wonder just how many goons we have here.</small>

[Charnye West]

I'm not a real goon. I have no ten dollars. :(

[exemplary citizen]

No 10 bux??

[Charnye West]

Nope. I just leech offa poor lowtax.

[implode]

i don't know. the term "making out" never really seemed to imply something graceful, either. it doesn't even make sense, though, so in a way it's sort of perfect. it's like making love's little retarded cousin that couldn't. snogging, however, sounds like snot and booger came to a compromise about how to remove "blowing your nose" from our vocabulary.

if the emo craze had come 4 years earlier, i probably would have been one. all we had in my teen years was weezer.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

All I care about are the fags that "dance" at shows. Those guys almost always end up with my fist meeting the back of thier heads, caused by an "accidental push out of the pit".

The guys I know who do that "dance" stuff just do it to look dumb... like, fucking around. It offends the ones who are more serious about it.

[Sally]

All the "hardxcore" kids look like morons when they dance. Like they're trying to pull off some nunchuck moves without any nunchucks. I like to laugh at them.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

Some of the hardcore kids down here kinda bounce like hillbillies.

Shutup sally, you love emo kids. And if emo = hardcore/scene/WHATTTSssgoinon

[Sally]

I know I do, but they are silly little people.

Edit: I don't know how they dance here. I've never been to a scene show.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

let's make fun of that stupid group of people we love.

MAN WHATS WITH THE HAIR? HOW DO THEY DRIVE WITH ALL THAT HAIR IN THEIR EYES?!

[HOMERCHESTRA]

My problem is what to call the people who dress emo and listen to the music but are cheerful, friendly people?

Goddammit, that seems to be the case all over my tiny tiny school. One of my friends is huge into Dashboard and all that emo bullshit, yet he's one of the most perpetually happy people I have ever met. It's just stupid.

[Sally]

Ahaha, Dashboard Confessional.

All my friends are into yell-y doom metal. There's this one guy I know that used to be all macho and crap last year and into sports, now he's got a bolt in his toung and wears girl jeans. He got one of thoes emo fin haircuts and he looks like Hitler.

[whodaimen]

Im still wearing a green wristband I got at the harry potter all night party at barns and noble. It just says "July 16, 2005" it has an owl too.

[Sally]

I dressed up for the 5th one and went to Wal-Mart at midnight to get it. I was the only one dressed up.

[Forever Finite]

i was visiting trogg when the book came out last year and they were picking me up from the airport at like midnight, right when the book was released and you could hear yelling and screaming over the phone when his mom called from the book store.

also, i finally read the book last week. i hate the internet.

[whodaimen]

Yeah, its a bitch when something like that gets spoiled. I really liked the sixth though. It was a bit short however. Very to the point and educational

[Meat Load]

Yes, I am protected.

<small>I wonder just how many goons we have here.</small>I'm a pseudo-goon, for what it's worth.

Meaning that I know large amounts about SA but I'm too cheap to pay for a forums account.

[Charnye West]

We are of a common breed.

Oh Trogg I just started going out with Starcraft.

[Meat Load]

Damn man, what took you so long?

[Shaman King]

Goddammit, that seems to be the case all over my tiny tiny school. One of my friends is huge into Dashboard and all that emo bullshit, yet he's one of the most perpetually happy people I have ever met. It's just stupid.
maybe he just likes the way they sound or something jeeze

[HOMERCHESTRA]

No.

[Charnye West]

Damn man, what took you so long?


Well, you know. We sorta went out in 6th grade, but it was one of those little elementary school crush things. My little brother was hanging out with her little brother, Warcraft II, and he said that she was talking about me the other day. So I call her, and we hung out a few weeks ago, and next thing I know I'm already on the Zerg Campaign. :vile:

I think we might be taking it to the next step soon: Brood War.

:ava:

[Meat Load]

If you really get into the whole fandom thing they have action figures on the site for pretty cheap.

I mean, if you think you can handle that kind of commitment.

[Charnye West]

*Swoons*