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DairyMan88
04-23-2006, 04:05 PM
when you're ordering pizza and you ask your family if they want anything, and they all go, "no, no, we're not hungry, we don't want pizza, you get what you want", so you order one pizza and EVERYONE PROCEEDS TO EAT IT
Meat Load
04-23-2006, 04:41 PM
I can honestly say that this has never happened to me.
Komrade Kayce
04-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Thats because nobody takes pizza from robocop. He'd fuck you up.
Davey Rootbeer
04-23-2006, 04:55 PM
I hate blackout/travel restrictions on MLB games.
if the yankees have a game on ESPN, they block it out for about 3 hours, and don't even offer an alternative program, just "this program cannot be viewed in your area, because it's being broadcast on another channel that you don't get because your college tv network sucks and won't include it in your free cable"
it's really fucked up when you have to leave the damn state just to be able to pick up your "local" team's game on network TV.
Meat Load
04-23-2006, 05:14 PM
Thats because nobody takes pizza from robocop. He'd fuck you up.
UH ROBOCOP CAN'T EAT PIZZA HE'S A CYBORG AND HIS BODY CAN ONLY NOURISHED BY A SPECIALLY DESIGNED NUTRIENT PASTE
DUUUUH
Komrade Kayce
04-23-2006, 05:20 PM
I didnt say he'd eat it. He would just have it, daring others to come try to take it.
Forever Finite
04-23-2006, 05:42 PM
damn straight.
heh. my little brother just went up to my mom and said "mommy, uh....who is the king of Texas?"
george walker bush, texas ranger.
The pizza thing's never happened to ME, either, and I'M not Robocop.
HOMERCHESTRA
04-23-2006, 06:59 PM
I hate it when my dad says something like "I'll only take a half a slice" and then takes four.
banky
04-23-2006, 07:23 PM
That happened to me at a friends house.
I said I was gonna order a pizza and asked if i should order a second so everybody could have some. All parties agreed they wernt hungry and to just order for myself.
What was worse was that after they ATE said pizza, they bitched about the toppings.
We usually have so many people at my house that we have to end up ordering cheese pizza because one person won't like this and another person won't like that. Luckily we get cheap Donatos pizza because my sister has all the workers wrapped around her finger. She is such a slut but who can complain about cheap pizza?
banky
04-23-2006, 07:49 PM
Slutty Sister vs Cheap Pizza?
I think cheap pizza wins that, hands down. Your parents can always make another sibling for you.
Awesome McManly
04-23-2006, 07:56 PM
We usually have so many people at my house that we have to end up ordering cheese pizza because one person won't like this and another person won't like that. Luckily we get cheap Donatos pizza because my sister has all the workers wrapped around her finger. She is such a slut but who can complain about cheap pizza?
dude, you can probably totally hit dat shit.
I hate the fact that the outdoors is crawling with copious amounts of ticks. I've pulled two of the bastards offa' me this week, and that doesn't count the ones that weren't latched in.
Here's to hoping I don't get lyme disease!
HOMERCHESTRA
04-23-2006, 08:47 PM
Haha, thank you west coast.
Rory Storm
04-23-2006, 08:58 PM
I hate...my job.
banky
04-24-2006, 11:49 AM
I hate...my job.
On average ... who doesnt?
Rory Storm
04-24-2006, 11:56 AM
On average ... who doesnt?
Well it's one of those things where, right now my boss expects me to quit. She won't fire me, she wants me to quit. We just hired five new people, one of which abuses drugs, and doesn't do shit around the deli. The others are going burn out eventually and quit. I'm working for the same amount as a service clerk(bagger), and my district manager put a freeze on any sort of raises for all deli employees. I've worked at the store for 1 year, 8 months, and I got one raise of 25 cents, and then minimum wage went up. My boss also expects me to act as a MANAGER for the night shift, for no extra pay. SO I have to train and manage and clean and take customers and make sure every thing is sparkling clean for 7.10 an hour, which is what a service clerk gets.
Then there are the customers and the district manager: both of which tend to be assholes.
32 1/2 hours a week. Everyday. I go to work more than I go to school right now because I don't enough energy during the day for academics. It feels like I've reached the apex of my ability to deal with the job and I want to quit so badly, but I don't have another job to fall back to, and no one is hiring because all summer jobs have been filled.
Argh. Sorry:(.
banky
04-24-2006, 12:03 PM
No worries.
Im in a similar boat. Asshole bosses and customers (I do technical support for a shitty little ISP here in WA). Half the time we can schedule truck rolls for customers for 3+ days on a network that everybody that works for the company, agrees is horrible. Hell, we dont even meet the five 9's standard (service must be up for 9.999% of the year). Right now we're between 9.95 and 9.99 which is very horrible on a cable company as large as we are. Hell, we dont even have technical support 24/7. We're only open Monday through Friday from 7:30am to 7pm and on Saturdays from 9am to 5pm. Also I got safted on my yearly review because my boss hates me. Everybody else in my department agreed my average review should have been a 3.5 or 4 out of 5 so I got a 4% raise. Instead my bitch boss gives me a 2.5 which is a 2% raise. Whoop-de-fucking-doo.
I hate the fact that the outdoors is crawling with copious amounts of ticks. I've pulled two of the bastards offa' me this week, and that doesn't count the ones that weren't latched in.
Here's to hoping I don't get lyme disease!
Your supposed to keep any ticks that you find attached to you in a medicine bottles or something. (They will suffocate eventually) Just in case you start getting sick they can test them to see if they were infected, at least that is what all the doctors say around here.
HOMERCHESTRA
04-24-2006, 04:50 PM
Doctor's around here don't say anything about ticks because there are none.
:)
Your supposed to keep any ticks that you find attached to you in a medicine bottles or something. (They will suffocate eventually) Just in case you start getting sick they can test them to see if they were infected, at least that is what all the doctors say around here.
Well, what looks suspiciously similar to a rash seems to be forming near the bite mark, though it isn't very circular, so maybe it's just a regular ol' bacterial infection caused by a chunk of the thing still lodged in my skin or something.
YAY THAT'S REALLY GROSS.
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