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implode
04-25-2006, 03:58 PM
http://www.mytrumanshow.com/

i seriously cannot tell. the closest i can get to forming an opinion is that this guy has dedicated all his spare time to trying to be funny, came up with this one idea to perpetually build upon, and has not yet realized that it is bad.

SLUM WIZZARD
04-25-2006, 04:15 PM
that just about hits the nail on the head

MST3Kakalina
04-25-2006, 04:42 PM
....

no way. this guy seems to be taking himself way too seriously.

steffi
04-25-2006, 05:09 PM
how do you find this crap?

Forever Finite
04-25-2006, 05:10 PM
divine intervention.

steffi
04-25-2006, 05:12 PM
ho ho ho. :<3:

ImWearingUrSkin
04-25-2006, 05:54 PM
I think hes crazy.

Or maybe I'm stupid, but it seems his writing is really... difficult to follow?

My show is about as never-ending and frustrating as Groundhog Day, and God's plan changes/unravels the scene to prepare me for the "proper" ending. Can't get laid. Ed TV and Baby Geniuses are also movies that came out in early '99, during my revelation, as indication that these movies might be mine as well. Also, Joe Dirt is like a Forest Gump for peons, sort of the type 3/5/6/7 version of me. Forest Gump would be the type 1/2/4/8 version of me.

I'm reading this and like... I don't get it.

A key event that led to these groups first watching me: When I joined the Navy, I had a crush on a Navy female . Like any horny guy, I masturbated in thought of her. But she felt it (like my ghost was banging her), and it spooked her, so she reported it, which led back to the CIA. The experience is called spiritual sex. Would you like to try it.

Another important characteristic that led to these groups watching me. The CIA noticed that they can almost will (wish) me to do things. If they wanted me to go to the grocery store, I would eventually go - may not be right away, but eventually. Events like this happened many times. They knew I was psychic.

I could now conceive magic babies. I didn't learn how to do this, it just started happening. My spiritual angels are in control of this - I have no control of who gets pregnant.

KLEIN
04-25-2006, 06:10 PM
I would say it is not a joke, and this guy is pretty crazy.

Paranoid with a God complex?

exemplary citizen
04-25-2006, 06:16 PM
I'm going with paranoid schizophrenic.

ImWearingUrSkin
04-25-2006, 06:17 PM
I'm wondering how he got access to a computer. People like that.... probably can't function too well to hold a job to be able to afford a computer/ internet.

KLEIN
04-25-2006, 06:20 PM
"This site was built with the help of voice recognition software called IBM ViaVoice.NO I highly recommend it when trying to write lots of stuff."

This makes sense.

ImWearingUrSkin
04-25-2006, 06:21 PM
how does that work?

Meat Load
04-25-2006, 06:37 PM
You might be wondering how in the world I can produce more than 1,000,000 babies and no one knows about it yet? Well, part of it is the media - they are very good about keeping things quiet about my show. But most of the secret comes from the fact that these ladies have no idea that they have my baby. Reason for this is the duality of my show. You see, most of these ladies have a boyfriend or husband whom they think has conceived the baby. While he's doing her, my spiritual angels fertilizes her egg. Most of these ladies will be white and married, but any black lady having a white husband or boyfriend/lover and having a mixed baby could be mine. Do you see the duality here? A small portion of the 1,000,000 ladies will have no valid reason for being pregnant, and some will be virgins. When this eventually leads to the media, that news never gets to me - it's kept hush hush. The media, especially news media, is a type 1 cast member. If you have a baby born in 2000 or later, it could be mine.

This man is my new hero.

Forever Finite
04-25-2006, 07:25 PM
ha. can you imagine him sitting at his computer saying this crap into a microphone?

Dr. Badman
04-25-2006, 09:58 PM
This guy's a fucking nut.

So you're probably wondering how I'm going to finance my campaign. Well, Celine Dion is going to give me all her money as long as I give her my penis occasionally. That's right! I'm a hoe!Now why didnt I think of that...

Forever Finite
04-25-2006, 10:44 PM
you want to be a <img src="http://www.texasbeyondhistory.net/tejas/fundamentals/images/arikara-hoe-sm.jpg"> in order to take money from canadian singers?

Charnye West
04-25-2006, 11:01 PM
Like any horny guy, I masturbated in thought of her.

Am I the only one who reads this as "in FRONT of her?"

This is a hoot. I lurve it to death.

t3
04-26-2006, 06:04 AM
Typically, when I see a mostly (or all) text page clearly maintained by a crazy person that has a scroll bar smaller than 5 pixels in height, I just turn back before more than a couple paragraphs manages to invade my head. Gettin' a kick out of the quotes, though. Keep up the good work, guys.

Moosewitharoom
04-26-2006, 03:27 PM
Here's the suit (here if you can't read).

(the here's are links) If you can't read, how do you know to click the second link?