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SoulReaver
05-02-2006, 04:21 AM
I have been lookoing at the posts for a while and I have noticed something, Vile and Takker have a tendency to attemp to destroy the threads. As I am the online gamer that always beats you no matter what u do, I saw these as a challenge, come an d get me, communists!


:steff:

MST3Kakalina
05-02-2006, 04:47 AM
I'm going to move this to off topic.

1. Your addiction to World of Warcraft/CS:S/Half-Life/whatever has nothing to do with how you will fare here.
2. Trying to get your foot in the door by challenging us/accusing longtime members of something isn't the best way to present yourself.
3. This has nothing to do with Zim, so why put it in General Discussion? Natural 1 on the "critical reading" check.

Takker
05-02-2006, 04:52 AM
yeah, because I'm sure we want someone on the board who INTENTIONALLY destroys the threads.

MST3Kakalina
05-02-2006, 04:56 AM
and his challenge is pretty vague and nebulous, anyway. how are we supposed to "come and get" him? is he asking us to come and join/take on his clan or whatever in a match of [insert game here]? are we supposed to out-roleplay him?

so guys, John Milton was batshit fucking insane.

Dr. Badman
05-02-2006, 04:57 AM
Koba how dare you treat a gamer that way.

On his behalf I challenge you to Counter-strike: Source and I will beat you no matter what you do.

I'll be in 'GA#5 Popular [100 tick][no snipers]' awaiting your arrival.

Takker
05-02-2006, 04:59 AM
did he just go around and observe every single thread vile and I posted in or what?

suspiciousss

MST3Kakalina
05-02-2006, 04:59 AM
http://www.wesnoth.org


that's the only way i be rollin', bitch.

Takker
05-02-2006, 05:01 AM
neopets.com

go to the roleplay board! :takker?!:

Dr. Badman
05-02-2006, 05:04 AM
Turn-based games suck balls, Koba.

MST3Kakalina
05-02-2006, 05:05 AM
Your mom sucks balls.

whodaimen
05-02-2006, 05:14 AM
I suck balls.

Shaman King
05-02-2006, 05:18 AM
I declare SoulReaver the victor of this thread.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 06:23 AM
neopets.com

go to the roleplay board! :takker?!:

Man I wonder if DuoMaxxwell665 still exists on there...





...uh, I mean. HEY LOOk, OVER THERE. A DISTRACTION!

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:20 AM
*is standing on top of a pillar dressed as Koba, waving a flaming flag with a picture of a duck on it, shouting at the top of his lungs as he hops up and down and throws bricks at small children*


{Domo's Distractions: When You Need Attention Diverted, We Get High and do Crazy Shit for You.}

Meat Load
05-02-2006, 07:41 AM
I declare SoulReaver the victor of this thread.
Impossible

Gay marriage is illegal so he can never truely win

Vile
05-02-2006, 07:45 AM
Hey guys.

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 08:04 AM
regarding the question proposed by the topic, i'd like to venture the possibility of vile and takker roleplay fighting an arena battle to the death.


...in a tub of jello.


There's always room for jello.

Shaman King
05-02-2006, 08:07 AM
Impossible

Gay marriage is illegal so he can never truely win
Fool! I am in Massachusetts!

Vile
05-02-2006, 08:25 AM
Man, I'd step up and represent, guys, but I don't want to have my soul reaved.

implode
05-02-2006, 09:08 AM
oh man. archive, here we come.

Micah
05-02-2006, 09:20 AM
I'M MAKING HISTORY.

Vile
05-02-2006, 09:32 AM
Note how my name came before takker's.

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 11:04 AM
That could mean one of two things:

either:

1. you paid in advance to get top billing, and thus become the more remebered one (and get better contract deals in the future)

2. sir creep-a-lot thinks you're more bad-ass. or just have a badder ass.

Let's see how the judges respond.

Judges?







come on, judges, respond!

Rasputin
05-02-2006, 01:20 PM
JUDGE: The court moves that Vile pays Takker compensation for the psychological trauma caused by coming second in the naming of this 'challenge'. However, in light of the conclusion that the order of the naming was outside of Vile's control, this compensation shall consist of whatever Vile has the power to compensate with, amounting to no more than 2000 calories of energy content.

Vile, the court demands to know if you have sherbet. And further demands if the judge may have a sample, just to see if it's...safe. Yes.

Takker
05-02-2006, 02:19 PM
hahaha, soulreaver is vile's <i>boyfriend</i>

tater
05-02-2006, 02:24 PM
oh. good. now she can kick his ass for us.

:)

MST3Kakalina
05-02-2006, 02:38 PM
oh <i>gods</i>

Meat Load
05-02-2006, 02:40 PM
this isn't really a dare.

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 02:57 PM
Badder ass, I say. I mean, come on.

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:16 PM
I just love how this kid was internet stalking us.

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:20 PM
what wackiness will ensue, next week, on

<i>The Dare</i>

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 03:23 PM
The thought process behind this thread baffles me. "Wow, a forum! Hey, I'll challenge two of the latest posters to a duel! That'll get me the notoriety I so desperately crave!

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:24 PM
well, at least it's something new...

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 03:37 PM
Not to say you don't have a bad ass, Takker.

But V-I-L-E. Damn.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 03:39 PM
well, at least it's something new...


I looked on Google to find pictures of Rugrats porn that I could post in response to that, but sadly my search was for naught. :(

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:41 PM
you could draw some. come onnn, get those creative juices flowing

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 03:43 PM
You've seen Chair before.

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 03:45 PM
<img src=http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8292/rugrats9zr.jpg>

Not quite, but it works, I guess.

It's not by me, it's a Neil Original.

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:48 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Takker/angelica.jpg

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 03:51 PM
god iz ded.

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 03:54 PM
You lived up to your title, Takker.

As for me, I can't even change mine. There's no option for it in my User CP.

Takker
05-02-2006, 03:55 PM
with any luck, this'll turn into a full blown rugrats porn thread.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 04:07 PM
i was going to draw some, but i'm too overwhelmed with the potential for the characters. WHO DO I DRAW REAMING WHO?

Takker
05-02-2006, 04:10 PM
grandpa and lil

banky
05-02-2006, 04:12 PM
You want the annoying one that munches on cookies (Angelica?) going lesbo on the black one.

Takker
05-02-2006, 04:12 PM
YES

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 04:13 PM
oh my god. awesome overload.

Takker
05-02-2006, 04:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Takker/grampa.jpg

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 05:23 PM
IT"S JUST TOO UNBEARABLE TO WATCH


HOLY FECAL MATTER



<img src="http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=13970&stc=1">

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 05:24 PM
What?



HEY




FUCK YOU, THE INTERPOL


MESSING UP MY JPEG



YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?

Micah
05-02-2006, 05:27 PM
How is this a dare? Or has this topic allready been covered?

Takker
05-02-2006, 05:27 PM
finally, a newbie made a good thread. this is a good day

Micah
05-02-2006, 05:41 PM
What about the original "post your pic" thread? That was made by a newbie that was a fictional character made by another newbie.

EDIT- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Takker/grampa.jpg
Is this loli?
^badly done 4chan reference.

Takker
05-02-2006, 05:55 PM
yeah, well the post your pic thread doesn't have rugrats pr0n.

and I don't know what loli is

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:07 PM
really? I'd post some but I don't think I want to get banned/arrested.

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:14 PM
vile, post some porn. this is our thread afterall

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:16 PM
let's play truth or dare everyone

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:17 PM
Pee on an electric fence.

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:21 PM
NO! :mad: you have to pick truth or dare!

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:26 PM
FINE YOU GO FIRST.

EDIT- I mean truth.

tass
05-02-2006, 06:30 PM
hay guys, whats goin on

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:32 PM
A crazy accusation thread turned into rugrats porn and now truth or dare is happening because Takker and I are the only living pople on the board right now.

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:32 PM
FINE YOU GO FIRST.

EDIT- I mean truth.
who do you like? :robot:

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:36 PM
implode :vile: .

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:36 PM
:takker?!:

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:39 PM
Truth or dare?

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 06:55 PM
http://viryours.com/ms/marc0004.gif

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 06:56 PM
It's time for double double double double double double double double double double double double double double double dare dare!

Takker
05-02-2006, 06:57 PM
Truth or dare?
truth

Micah
05-02-2006, 06:59 PM
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BODIES?

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:00 PM
implode :vile:

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:04 PM
<b>TRUTH OR DARE???????</B>

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 07:08 PM
TRUTH

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:11 PM
WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK?!

tass
05-02-2006, 07:11 PM
HEY GUYS, IF YOU REFUSE TO ANSWER OR TO DO THE DARE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE PUT A FAKE STICKON ZIT ON YOUR FACE.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-02-2006, 07:13 PM
WHO IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK?!

http://myspace-636.vo.llnwd.net/00479/63/63/479463636_m.jpg
WOAH THAT WOULD BE ME AT AGE 3

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:15 PM
you are a cute childling

and that's the truth

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:19 PM
TRUTH!

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:22 PM
eggs over easy or scrambled?

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:26 PM
Takker.


I MEAN OVER EASY.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 07:33 PM
AM I TOO LATE TO POST SUM 'RATZ?

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:35 PM
LOL @ FINITE


Hey. Finite.

DO A PIC OF ME MAKING OUT WITH PRINCESS PEACH FROM THE MARIO GAMES.

For reference, I look like this:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/NathanChaos/hiding.jpg

Takker
05-02-2006, 07:38 PM
AM I TOO LATE TO POST SUM 'RATZ?
THE TRUTH IS....NO! HURRY AND POST OR YOU WILL LOSE FOREVER!

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:40 PM
DARE!

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 07:43 PM
domo: how raunchy, on a scale of one to ten?

WARNING: MAY CAUSE ERECTIONS

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:45 PM
My favorite number is seven.


Anything you wanna make is fine with me, though.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 07:52 PM
i need a better picture of you if you are to look even remotely recognizable. i'm not so good at caricatures.

Domo
05-02-2006, 07:56 PM
I'll see what I have.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/NathanChaos/fortheladies.jpg (not so good)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v493/NathanChaos/atryans.jpg (better)

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 07:58 PM
you look so sad :(

okay, can i do it in a wacky crazy style or do you want it in a more reserved style like the rugrats picture? or faux-realistic like the reef/iodine picture?

Domo
05-02-2006, 08:02 PM
I think I'm just grumpy.

I don't know; I haven't seen too many examples of your work. You can do it in whatever style you enjoy working in the most, how about that? :)

Davey Rootbeer
05-02-2006, 08:02 PM
oh snap, finite, now i have that permanantly in my browser history and brain.


note to self, don't click anymore links in this thread.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 08:03 PM
hey, i gave a warning. a very sexy warning.

Domo
05-02-2006, 08:05 PM
PS: Davey this thread is not safe for work.


Just thought I'd let you know before you clicked on anything in this topic.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 08:34 PM
domo, don't go anywhere, i'm almost done. it's significantly crappy, but at least i didn't spend two hours redrawing a dog penis. :youdidnt:

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 08:43 PM
YOU LEFT, DIDN'T YOU DOMO, YOU [DAMNABLE [GUY]].

here's your picture. sorry about the shit part. :)

Meat Load
05-02-2006, 08:56 PM
domo: how raunchy, on a scale of one to ten?

WARNING: MAY CAUSE ERECTIONS
There are no words capable of describing how awesome that was.




Also: Finite, your style reminds me of Peter Chung, kind of.

Shaman King
05-02-2006, 09:07 PM
H'm. i think Rugrats porn is the one thing i didn't have in my "recent /b/ pix I found funny lol" folder.

<small>...I got Busytown naughties, tho.</small>

Shaman King
05-02-2006, 09:08 PM
domo: how raunchy, on a scale of one to ten?

WARNING: MAY CAUSE ERECTIONS
OH YEAH ALSO

**right-click-saves**

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 09:19 PM
Uh, can we go back to truth or dare? It was getting really hot.

Domo
05-02-2006, 09:27 PM
Oh, I'm back.

Finite, that is awesome. If we still had rep I'd give you all of mine. And a cookie.

Forever Finite
05-02-2006, 09:44 PM
no cookies, i'm fasting. bloodwork tomorrow.

Also: Finite, your style reminds me of Peter Chung, kind of.
hey, you're right. that is kind of true. it never occured to me.

Domo
05-02-2006, 09:47 PM
Okay. Rep.

*hug* Thanks for the pic. You might not be happy with it, but I can't draw AT ALL, so I'm thankful.

Dr. Badman
05-02-2006, 09:55 PM
This thread was okay until Vile and Takker attempted to destroy it.

*DE-REPS FINATE*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Washes brain*

Charnye West
05-02-2006, 10:39 PM
DO NOT CLICK HERE. PLEASE. YOU DO NOT WANT TO CLICK HERE. PLEASE. THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FROM A CHILDREN'S SHOW HAVING ANAL SEX. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT CLICK. (http://aerisdies.com/gallery/data/media/5/28sicmopallgrownup28idcoloretc.jpg)

Domo
05-03-2006, 02:46 AM
*clicks* OHMYGOD *falls out of his chair and vomits*

Takker
05-03-2006, 04:59 AM
I DARE SOMEONE TO GIVE BADMAN A KISS

ON THE LIPS

HOMERCHESTRA
05-03-2006, 06:34 AM
DO NOT CLICK HERE. PLEASE. YOU DO NOT WANT TO CLICK HERE. PLEASE. THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FROM A CHILDREN'S SHOW HAVING ANAL SEX. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT CLICK. (http://aerisdies.com/gallery/data/media/5/28sicmopallgrownup28idcoloretc.jpg)


ERECTION ACHIEVED




PS: Domo, you have a very confusing skin tone. Are you, like, half... I don't even know what you could be half of.

Domo
05-03-2006, 06:47 AM
Heh.

My mom is african-american and my dad is white. I was born in Kansas but back in the 80's interracial couples weren't exactly...tolerated...as much as they are today, so we moved to California, where I lived until last year when we moved to Russia.

Forever Finite
05-03-2006, 08:13 AM
tommy is undeniably all growed up. dog weenie is about as far as i'll go without anonymity.


anybody remember that one guy that used to make racial jokes about domo? he lived in kansas. haha. v.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-03-2006, 09:13 AM
Heh.

My mom is african-american and my dad is white. I was born in Kansas but back in the 80's interracial couples weren't exactly...tolerated...as much as they are today, so we moved to California, where I lived until last year when we moved to Russia.

I was going to say that but you looked more Egyptian than anything when I saw that picture. There's a kid who goes to my school who looks a lot like you, same sort of heritage. Only his dad is south african so he has blue eyes. Which is weird and cool at the same time.

Kelvan
05-03-2006, 10:11 AM
huh

Forever Finite
05-03-2006, 11:10 AM
I was going to say that but you looked more Egyptian than anything when I saw that picture. There's a kid who goes to my school who looks a lot like you, same sort of heritage. Only his dad is south african so he has blue eyes. Which is weird and cool at the same time.
wouldn't it be hot to see a dark ebony person with domo's eyes? or better yet, bright green.

Davey Rootbeer
05-03-2006, 11:26 AM
a bright green person might be radioactive. i'd be careful about approaching them.

Rasputin
05-03-2006, 11:44 AM
Oh god...

Cartoon porn...

My one weakness...

banky
05-03-2006, 11:59 AM
DO NOT CLICK HERE. PLEASE. YOU DO NOT WANT TO CLICK HERE. PLEASE. THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FROM A CHILDREN'S SHOW HAVING ANAL SEX. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT CLICK. (http://aerisdies.com/gallery/data/media/5/28sicmopallgrownup28idcoloretc.jpg)


AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Beans wins, hands down.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-03-2006, 03:07 PM
wouldn't it be hot to see a dark ebony person with domo's eyes? or better yet, bright green.

Hey, I'd go for the dark meat. I've seen some mighty fine negresses in my time.

Domo
05-03-2006, 06:05 PM
I have a cousin on my mom's side whoseparents are an interracial couple (but the dad is black and the mom is white). He looks almost exactly like me. It's actually kind of creepy. He had blonde hair though, but other than that we could be twins if he was about five years older.

I get my eyes from my dad's side of the family. My little brother has MUCH darker skin than I do. Physically, I resemble my dad more closely than my mom, but the older I get the more I'm realizing I have in common with my mom. It's actually a little creepy sometimes.

Micah
05-03-2006, 06:10 PM
huh

Wow, what an original, intelligent,nd thoughtout pos- I shouldn't be talking should I?

MST3Kakalina
05-03-2006, 06:16 PM
я похож на мою бабушку, it's really quite frightening if you compare photographs of us at the same age.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-03-2006, 06:19 PM
Wow, what an original, intelligent,nd thoughtout pos- I shouldn't be talking should I?

Probably not, no.

Domo
05-03-2006, 06:26 PM
я похож на мою бабушку, it's really quite frightening if you compare photographs of us at the same age.

I've noticed the same thing about я и мои дедушка.

Takker
05-03-2006, 06:57 PM
hey guys, you know what sucks? when you work at a garden center like me and it's ten minutes to closing and some stupid lady walks in and proceeds to buy like, 20 plants and waste my time because I can't close up the register and then she comes to check out, asking if I'm ready to go home which I have been for the past 15 minutes, and then she finally leaves, I close up and leave 20 minutes later after my slavedriver boss decides to heap more jobs on me just as I'm leaving and I'm halfway home before I realize that the lady I was ringing up might have stolen a lilac bush because she forgot to give me the ticket for it and I didn't see it because one of the loader guys put it in her car while I was ringing up the rest of her stuff.


...

Domo
05-03-2006, 06:59 PM
Takker, I don't work in a garden center like you.

Takker
05-03-2006, 07:00 PM
:mad: I DARE YOU TO!

tass
05-03-2006, 07:04 PM
i'm allergic to flowers.

Micah
05-03-2006, 07:05 PM
hey guys, you know what sucks? when you work at a garden center like me and it's ten minutes to closing and some stupid lady walks in and proceeds to buy like, 20 plants and waste my time because I can't close up the register and then she comes to check out, asking if I'm ready to go home which I have been for the past 15 minutes, and then she finally leaves, I close up and leave 20 minutes later after my slavedriver boss decides to heap more jobs on me just as I'm leaving and I'm halfway home before I realize that the lady I was ringing up might have stolen a lilac bush because she forgot to give me the ticket for it and I didn't see it because one of the loader guys put it in her car while I was ringing up the rest of her stuff.


...

And then theres those jerks that shit on the Japanese Maples and the cops come and he says that he was just trying to fertilize it and he doesn't get arrested because the cops are all "he was just trying to help" and then they leave and he keeps shitting on plants and you can't fucking stop him from doing it and you don't really wanna fight the guy because he's got shit on him. Yeah, totally.

Domo
05-03-2006, 07:05 PM
DOMO AND POTASSIUM SITTING IN A TREE

W-A-T-C-H-I-N-G D-V-Ds!

Rory Storm
05-03-2006, 07:38 PM
hey guys, you know what sucks? when you work at a garden center like me and it's ten minutes to closing and some stupid lady walks in and proceeds to buy like, 20 plants and waste my time because I can't close up the register and then she comes to check out, asking if I'm ready to go home which I have been for the past 15 minutes, and then she finally leaves, I close up and leave 20 minutes later after my slavedriver boss decides to heap more jobs on me just as I'm leaving and I'm halfway home before I realize that the lady I was ringing up might have stolen a lilac bush because she forgot to give me the ticket for it and I didn't see it because one of the loader guys put it in her car while I was ringing up the rest of her stuff.


...

hey, you know what sucks? working with a cocaine addicted fuck-tard. a person who doesn't do anything, and despite warnings from the manager, he still doesn't do anything. he continues to follow through with his idea of cleaning, even after the district manager comes in and tells the entire deli that the person who does not bag, tag, and properly put the product back in the proper case will get fired on sight. the distric manager also makes random checks.
what also sucks is when that same cocaine addicted fuck-tard(let's call him Joe, because cocaine addicted fuck-tard is a bit long to type and his name is, in fact, Joe) is yelled at by the manager to clean the chicken rotisserie. that is his only job. 5 and a half hours he works, and his only job that he has to do is clean the rotisserie. He "finishes" it, and goes home 10 minutes EARLY. I go out there after he leaves and find a mess that rivals the one that was there BEFORE he cleaned it. What would have taken me 10 minutes to clean normally from start to finish, took me 30 minutes to clean AFTER JOE tried to CLEAN it.
He also goes to the bathroom AT LEAST once every HOUR to, I assume, powder his nose, because that's what it looks like when he comes back.
Then there is the asshole district manager, VICTOR, who had someone clean the rotisserie(not joe, unfortunatly) for a good 45 minutes because there was something that just wasn't coming off.
I seriously hate my job. I hate the customers. Especially one case: Woman walks up to the DELI, "Would it be possible to get one hamburger pattie?"
And the old japanese woman who asked if she could eat the tuna steak raw.
And the old guy who asked for 10 pounds of haddock.
And the old people in general who ask for head cheese.
And the people who come in 5 minutes until closing and ask for a pound of this and that, and when you tell them that you're closed they get angry.

No one is happy at A&J Seabra, no one.

Davey Rootbeer
05-03-2006, 07:43 PM
hey, you know what sucks?


Vacumn Cleaners.






6000'd, bitches. be happy you have a job, some of us are currently hoboes.

Takker
05-03-2006, 07:43 PM
the worst is the customers that loiter for like, a half hour after closing and DON'T BUY ANYTHING

Rory Storm
05-03-2006, 07:47 PM
or the ones who force themselves in as you're trying to leave the store.
"PLEASE I BEG YOU! LET ME IN! I NEED TYLENOL!"
"Sorry, we're closed."
"I NEED TYLENOL!"
"We're closed."
"ButBUTBUT WHERE DO I GO?!"
"Ma'am, please don't make us call the cops."
"I am in PAIN!"
"Ma'am, there's a pharmacy in CVS across the parking lot, go there."

Or the one who tried to push past my manager to get into the store for a LIME even though he saw that all the lights were off.

Domo
05-03-2006, 07:48 PM
I MUST HAVE A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

Rory Storm
05-03-2006, 07:49 PM
Oh and then one time, after my days of being a service clerk, luckily, someone went into the womans bathroom and missed the toilet.

They hit everything with everything, except the inside the toilet.

SHIT EVERYWHERE.

Domo
05-03-2006, 07:53 PM
Oh, GOD.


That does it: I'm never getting a job.

MST3Kakalina
05-03-2006, 07:53 PM
believe it or not, Rory, that happened at my work, too.

in BOTH of the womens' bathroom stalls.


another time, a girl had an epileptic fit during a tour, and i just sort of came across her on the floor in the first ten minutes of my tour.

Rory Storm
05-03-2006, 07:54 PM
Naw, I believe that it's happened frequently elsewhere, in fact my mother is a nurse and she's described some horrrrible things.

horrible things.


horrible.


things.

I saw someone have a seizure at work, I looked outside and saw this car VIOLENTLY rocking back and forth, and I got scared because I watched it for like, five minutes. I went to my manager and said, "I think that person is having a seizure..." He looked outside and said, "No, he's just singing along with the music."

I WAS BAFFLED.

I mean, that car was moving from this guy THRASHING back and forth in such a manner that it looked like he was trying to BREAK his NECK.

Forever Finite
05-03-2006, 08:27 PM
haahha. don't stop. keep posting crazy stories everyone.

Shaman King
05-03-2006, 09:26 PM
I HAVE A CRAZY STORY.

Once i walked into a record store.

"hey uh are you hiring?"
"...we're closing down."
"...are you serious?"
"...did you seriously not see the million orange signs everywhere in the store?"

i had, in fact, NOT seen the million huge orange signs everywhere in the fucking store, and left hanging my head in humiliating embarassment.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-03-2006, 11:02 PM
One day a lady who sounded like Zaza Gabor came in and complained to me and my coworker about how her pre-packed quart of Rocky Road didn't have any almonds in it, even though the carton specifically said that it had almonds in it. She was pretty maudilin about it, and then preceeded to explain to us why Baskin Robbins was trying to con people out of their money. This went on for like a half an hour. And I swear to you she sounded like Zaza Gabor.

Domo
05-04-2006, 02:27 AM
How bizarre.

Do you think it was her, or just a lookalike?

tass
05-04-2006, 03:16 AM
hey, you know what else sucks?

i'm taking the english lit ap exam today. ew. and the us history ap exam tomorrow. more ew.

the only positive thing about this is the two teachers proctoring are awesome, and they're currently involved in a duel to see who can bring the best food for us.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-04-2006, 06:17 AM
How bizarre.

Do you think it was her, or just a lookalike?

Seeing as Zsa Zsa is in her 90s or something, I sort of doubt it was her.

Micah
05-04-2006, 09:56 AM
I HAVE A CRAZY STORY.

Once i walked into a record store.

"hey uh are you hiring?"
"...we're closing down."
"...are you serious?"
"...did you seriously not see the million orange signs everywhere in the store?"

i had, in fact, NOT seen the million huge orange signs everywhere in the fucking store, and left hanging my head in humiliating embarassment.

Holy shit. Two weeks ago: sam goody, last day in business, 95% off of everything. The only shit left was metal, hardcore, indie, and anime soundtracks. Best day of my life.

banky
05-04-2006, 11:08 AM
Luckily I never have to actually SEE the customers.

I feel sort of greatfull for working in a call center now.

HOMERCHESTRA
05-04-2006, 12:42 PM
Holy shit. Two weeks ago: sam goody, last day in business, 95% off of everything. The only shit left was metal, hardcore, indie, and anime soundtracks. Best day of my life.

I got like 8 tins of those CD Skins things for like $10 at Suncoast's going-out-of-business sale. Were they all owned by the same company or something?

Shaman King
05-04-2006, 01:50 PM
hey, you know what else sucks?

i'm taking the english lit ap exam today. ew. and the us history ap exam tomorrow. more ew.

the only positive thing about this is the two teachers proctoring are awesome, and they're currently involved in a duel to see who can bring the best food for us.
wanna break us some NDAs?

Shaman King
05-04-2006, 01:51 PM
<s>hey, you know what else sucks?</s>

i'm taking the english lit ap exam today. <s>ew. and the us history ap exam tomorrow. more ew.

the only positive thing about this is the two teachers proctoring are awesome, and they're currently involved in a duel to see who can bring the best food for us.</s>
wanna break us some NDAs?

Micah
05-04-2006, 02:03 PM
I got like 8 tins of those CD Skins things for like $10 at Suncoast's going-out-of-business sale. Were they all owned by the same company or something?

If they are its a shame. I had just discovered suncoast's used anime section, too.

Micah
05-04-2006, 02:14 PM
Have you ever walked into a public restroom and see someone shitting in a urinal? 'Cause I have.

Young Jeff Bridges
05-04-2006, 02:15 PM
this black girl in one of my classes can pull her foot behind her head and rest it, sole down, on her head.

Forever Finite
05-16-2006, 01:27 AM
what does being black have to do with yoga?

MST3Kakalina
05-16-2006, 04:40 AM
everything.