View Full Version : I'm a jerk.

05-17-2006, 08:51 AM

05-17-2006, 09:25 AM
Are not, shut up.

Not as much of a jerk as I am, I'll bet you cash money.

05-17-2006, 09:43 AM
You dont seem so, the few times Ive talked with you.

You seem a little on the slow side in some aspects, but definatly not a jerk.

Shaman King
05-17-2006, 10:19 AM

05-17-2006, 10:47 AM
Do you constantly point out (and embellish recollection of) failures both minor and significant that your friends make on a regular basis? Do you make inappropriate jokes regarding sensetive subjects, not for the sake of being outrageously controversial, but because you're just genuinely tactless? Do any of your fondest memories include people (especially kids) falling down escallators/out of chairs/etc?

If you answered 'yes' to all of those questions, then yes, you are a true jerk. You make me proud. Otherwise, there is still some room for improvement. Try deliberately missing a phone call even if the phone is 3 feet away from you, or lord some insignificant accomplishment such as a high score in Pacman over your piers for days on end.

05-17-2006, 11:59 AM
i never answer the phone for one of my friends, but that doesn't mean i'm a jerk. it just means that i'm a lousy conversationalist

05-17-2006, 12:19 PM
Haha... Banky called me slow. Thanks, dear.

05-17-2006, 12:28 PM
Any time, sweet-cheeks.

05-17-2006, 12:55 PM
i'm jerky

05-17-2006, 01:33 PM
it's making you sad, though, so at least you've got that going for you.

05-17-2006, 02:41 PM
Jerks have a special place in the RWAM heart.

(Spoiler: That place is the entire body cavity, since we kicked out everyone else.)

05-17-2006, 05:09 PM
Liz. You're not a jerk.

End of topic. :)

Dr. Badman
05-17-2006, 08:35 PM
Stop making shitty threads, jerk.