Is God Dead?

[BreadObama69]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000068TR1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/s/thesantaclause2.jpg

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/07/santa-clause-3-poster.jpg

I only post this because it fills me with such a crippling feeling of sorrow that I won't be able to move the rest of the decade.

[deadish]

.....no.

no.


what?








....no.

[BreadObama69]

If there were any justice in the world, Tim Allen would be begging for cigarettes at squalid bus-stations.

[Rory Storm]

No one is forcing you to see the movie. I know no one is forcing me to see the movie.


But yeah, squalid cigarettes in bus stations and all that jazz.

[BreadObama69]

Oh, but this goes far deeper than that.

[deadish]

a crime has been committed against the LAWWD.

[Meat Load]

No one is forcing you to see the movie. I know no one is forcing me to see the movie.You don't have to be forced to watch anything to be opposed to what it stands for.

I know I'm pissed that a man as unfunny as Tim Allen has made a fortune playing a character in the public domain.

[BreadObama69]

Dissect this on the cellular level, showing the Santa cells merge with the Tim Allen cells.

I guess that I'm just a little miffed that such films get greenlit while other, probably more....uhm...meritous films get swept by the wayside.

Disheartening is all.

[t3]

Meh. No shitty idea for a sequel has ever fazed me so much, ever since 'Leprechaun in Space'.

Also: I heard there exists somewhere in the world a completed script for Tremors 5. Discuss.

edit: oh, and lest I forget:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329200/

[BreadObama69]

That was like a physical blow.

[Evil Rosemary]

someone please post the lemon party

[BreadObama69]

http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/lemon_party.gif

Like this, love?

[deadish]

aaahaahahahahahahahaha

...haahahahahahahaaahaa




......haahaaha.




heh.

[t3]

I do not fathom the lemon party.

[Anne]

Okay, adding Pez to almost anything is amusing, I think this has now been proven (by science types!)

[MST3Kakalina]

oh man annemjw, your signature is adorable.


Give Tim Allen SOME credit. I think he did a pretty good job in Big Trouble, which was a hilarious movie.

[Anne]

It's entirely stolen off a friend because of it's adorabletude. Thankee.

(as an aside, the first time I read '<i>English</i>, motherfucker! Do you <i>speak</i> it?' was a moment that made me want to join rwam, so there you go)

[MST3Kakalina]

i win the prize!

[whodaimen]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/images/2006/07/santa-clause-3-poster.jpg

I only post this because it fills me with such a crippling feeling of sorrow that I won't be able to move the rest of the decade.

Is that.. A tripple chin?!

[BreadObama69]

Well, it's Martin Short, and the fact he's not going straight to laserdisc with his films now is a travesty.

[whodaimen]

Okay, adding Pez to almost anything is amusing, I think this has now been proven (by science types!)


Lets test your theory, shall we?

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/6705/pezfightad4.jpg


30 second photoshop


'Ya see.. Big Tim over there, He has the Pez. And Triple-Martin, has the dispenser. Its an epic battle, because one cannot exist without the other. Tim has the pez, but no fun plastic way to eat them. And Martin, has the fun plastic, but no edible chalk! In the end, they reach an agreement and learn a valuable Disney-esque lesson about sharing and friendship.

Until they fight over the last pez. Because for some reason, Those damned dispensers always manage to throw out an odd number.

[HappySilly4Doom]

oh man annemjw, your signature is adorable.



I know it's sooo cutie cute!! =^-^=

*cutie smiles*

[BreadObama69]

I know it's sooo cutie cute!! =^-^=

*cutie smiles*
You're really perky, aren't you?

[MST3Kakalina]

just ignore it. it thrives on attention, so it can think of some way to be painfully cheerful. don't respond to the posts, or at least don't respond to the perky.

[BreadObama69]

That's probably some sage advice...I guess it's the constant smiling and such it does that really...strikes me as odd around here.

Hmm.

[MST3Kakalina]

's why i'm a mod, dude =P

anyway, what's going on with you, Kane? you haven't been around in a while.

[Evil Rosemary]

http://www.zen56980.zen.co.uk/lemon_party.gif

Like this, love?

NO
:(

[BreadObama69]

Yeah, it's been a good six months probably....

I've just been caught up with other interests, but recently I've been thinking about all the weird things that were discussed here, from the stupid and silly to the deep and profound...and I like that....so.....I'm hanging around again.

Looking around it seems that things haven't changed too terribly much?

WELL I TRIED, ROSEMARY.

[MST3Kakalina]

not really so much, no. same old same old.

[BreadObama69]

That's a good thing.

[Meat Load]

<img src="http://www.roomwithamoose.com/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=14100&stc=1"></img>

[BreadObama69]

Oh God, get Santa some Dulcolax.

[deadish]

haaahaha..
aw man, i wish photoshop had loaded on this computer >:O i'd be all up in that bitch.

[Kenji]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/squee5000/santa-clause-3-postercopy.jpg

[whodaimen]

My PEZ one was better.


Fuck you guys.

[Kenji]

Why haven't you been banned yet?

Which mod isn't doing their job?

[whodaimen]

What?



I still am generally disliked, but I think I have shed the "ban on sight" stage..

[MST3Kakalina]

this whole exchange is more lol-arious because the instigator in question (Kenji) only joined last month and thinks he's hot shit.

the only reason whodaimen isn't permabanned is because the mods (myself included) can be a bunch of pussies and give people too many chaces.

[Kenji]

I heard about the Zorkporker incident, and I assumed that both Whodaimen and Zorkporker would be banned. I guess I was wrong. You sissy mods.

[MST3Kakalina]

there was <i>temporary</i> bannage for that. zorkporker doesn't come here any more of his own volition, and whodaimen is permanently probated for that (in conjunction with other past offenses).

[whodaimen]

The mods don't know what they are doing, they keep changing the punishment on me. It's kinda amusing.

[Forever Finite]

yeah, let's make fun of the guys who control your user status. :robot:

[HappySilly4Doom]

I like everyone in this forum ! (Their fun!)

^_^

*smiles*

[MST3Kakalina]

The mods don't know what they are doing, they keep changing the punishment on me. It's kinda amusing.
actually, it hasn't changed at all since the zorkporker incident. you just suffer from selective memory and intentional misinterpretation of the spoken/written word. don't pull that bullshit, dude.

[Davey Rootbeer]

God isn't dead, she's just stuck in the body of a guy on life support in Jersey.

[Meat Load]

LESS TALKING MORE PHOTOSHOPPING GUYS

[HappySilly4Doom]

...or dancing! ^-^

*starts do cha-cha-cha*

[implode]

Why haven't you been banned yet?

Which mod isn't doing their job? because he actually has a personality, rather than just being the most recent in a long line of clones who have no interest in forming friends or offering any sort of positive contribution to the community.

[Kenji]

Friends? Positive contribution? Who needs it?

[Anne]

Jesus needs it. And we wouldn't want to disappoint him now, would we?

[Kenji]

Jesus has ultimate powers. He can give me friends out of thin air if he wanted to. Clearly I am not in need of friends.

[implode]

so your purpose here is to just barely exist amongst a group of people who either dislike you or have no opinion of you at all?

[Kenji]

YES.

[implode]

that's pretty lame, dude.

[Anne]

I want a Samurai Pizza Cats movie, just for the hell of it. Man, I loved that show.

[Kenji]

that's pretty lame, dude.

What do you think the internet is for?

[Meat Load]

That's not really a convincing argument.

[Kenji]

Argument? What argument?

[implode]

What do you think the internet is for? the internet is "for" whatever you want it to be for, and what you want it to be for is pretty lame.

[MST3Kakalina]

nah, he secretly cries himself to sleep at night because no one here likes him. he just doesn't want anyone to know.

[whodaimen]

Actually, davey has changed my probation settings back and forth.

And during the Zork incident, you said I would not be on probation, just banned for a month.


You may of had a set plan, but you never told me of it.

[Kenji]

nah, he secretly cries himself to sleep at night because no one here likes him. he just doesn't want anyone to know.

You're absolutely right, Koba. I cry to myself every night whilst pleasuring myself to soft-core porn on HBO.

[HappySilly4Doom]

When I was in a motel "I was traveling with my family" I was in highschool at the time anyway, On HBO I saw ceramic (I can't spell, DARN!) wee wees with wings on them, and I wanted one! (BAD!) & they all came in different colors shapes and sizes! ^v^

*naughty smiles*

[deadish]

happy..
say penis for me.
<i>say it.</i>

[HappySilly4Doom]

happy..
say penis for me.
<i>say it.</i>


='( No... don't wannna... (It makes me feel like a holagan! U_U)

*poutie face* ^~^

[Micah]

Wait, since when have we had a ####### censor?


EDIT- #### man.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Okay, I'll say it.... TOMOROW! ( I'm sooo brave! )

*smiles*

[whodaimen]

We don't have a fucking censor.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

deadish explain to me the creature in your signature!

[t3]

='( No... don't wannna... (It makes me feel like a holagan! U_U)

*poutie face* ^~^

Hooligan?? Man, all you have to do is use the word "shinanegins" in a sentence and I'll have no choice but to mark you as "A-OK" in my book.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Hooligan?? Man, all you have to do is use the word "shinanegins" in a sentence and I'll have no choice but to mark you as "A-OK" in my book.

What shinanegins are YOU up to, hmm? TvT

*sneaky smiles*

[t3]

Aah, hell.

I'm actually quite shieanegin'd out at the moment. Call me next time I'm traveling cross country with random strangers.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Well do!

*smiles and winks*

[Tom Bosley]

Wait, since when have we had a ####### censor?


EDIT- #### man.

Cunt Fuck Shit Piss Penis Dick Vagina Vaginal Chewties Rape Slut Motherfucker Fucking Fuck Cuntasaurus Clit-Machine n00dz porn blowjobs anal faggot twelve year old firsties cooter magnet.

[Davey Rootbeer]

Bob Saget

[Tom Bosley]

Dude Davey.

<!-- You can't say shit like that -->

[Meat Load]

you forgot cock

[Forever Finite]

or dick.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Bob Saget

GASP!!! You wash your mouth with soap mister!!!! (I'm just kidding you go on with your bad self! ;) )

*smiles*

[deadish]

<img src="http://www.lifetimetv.com/images/shows/ip/ip_index_bwhite.jpg">

and OH YES. <a href="http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/vampyroteuthis.php">the vampire squid from hell, vampyroteuthis infernalis.

<img src="http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/vampyimages/image014.jpg"></a>

[HappySilly4Doom]

<img src="http://www.lifetimetv.com/images/shows/ip/ip_index_bwhite.jpg">

and OH YES. <a href="http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/vampyroteuthis.php">the vampire squid from hell, vampyroteuthis infernalis.

<img src="http://www.tonmo.com/science/public/vampyimages/image014.jpg"></a>

SPOOOKY! 0_0

*spooky smiles*

[whodaimen]

Bob Saget


Who ya rollin with?