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Forever Finite
07-29-2006, 03:09 PM
a surprising two thumbs up from me.

HOMERCHESTRA
07-29-2006, 03:41 PM
Ant Bully predictions: I think it'll be better than it looks.

Meat Load
07-29-2006, 04:41 PM
multiple monster house trailers review:

one thumb up for joke about female genetalia

one thumb down for overusing said joke

Lord Koopa
07-29-2006, 06:26 PM
<center><img src="http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4329/picture9vb6.png">

A MONSTER HOUSE?!</center>

t3
07-29-2006, 06:32 PM
Zounds. I'll be sure to catch it when it's on Comcast on-demand or what have you, as I don't have cash enough for an 11 dollar movie ticket at the moment.

Man, fuck Lowe's Cineplex.

Forever Finite
07-29-2006, 07:02 PM
multiple monster house trailers review:

one thumb up for joke about female genetalia

one thumb down for overusing said joke
they only used it once.

it actually had a significant number of funny moments and the plot was strikingly unique for a little kid's fake horror movie.

t3
07-29-2006, 07:18 PM
I think he was complaining about how they repeatedly showcased said joke in the trailers.

Meat Load
07-29-2006, 07:32 PM
Yeah what t3 said.

But anyways the snooty liberal review crew in the town independent newspaper actually liked it, so I might give it and Ant Bully a shot.

But Miami Vice is still highest on my list.

Forever Finite
07-29-2006, 07:34 PM
TWO COPS IN MIAMI

t3
07-29-2006, 07:37 PM
I wish to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Freaks.

I am quite dubious about Ant Bully.

Meat Load
07-29-2006, 07:37 PM
ahaha

DEUX FLICS A MIAMI

Charnye West
07-29-2006, 10:55 PM
Freaks has Mr. T

And is great.

Anyone see Super Ex yet?

t3
07-29-2006, 11:18 PM
Freaks has Mr. T

And is great.

Anyone see Super Ex yet?

It [does? I am speaking of the version from like the 30's/40's, is there a remake or something in existence or what?

Lord Koopa
07-30-2006, 12:11 AM
The question is, should I bother going into the city to see Monster House in Imax 3D?

Forever Finite
07-30-2006, 12:16 AM
haha. uh. if you are an easy going type of dude, yeah why not. take some friends.

Charnye West
07-30-2006, 12:17 AM
Oh, "One of us" freaks. Maybe I'm thinking of "freaked." Which is still a good one. With Mr. T.

HOMERCHESTRA
07-30-2006, 01:19 AM
MASTER BLASTER RUN BARTER TOWN

Shaman King
07-30-2006, 09:27 AM
i don't get the joke about throwing up on tinfoil and eating it but maybe i am just slow but they played that joke in commecials a lot and it annoyed me is that the vagina joke

Tom Bosley
07-30-2006, 12:55 PM
haha. uh. if you are an easy going type of dude, yeah why not. take some friends.

BABY YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF DUDE.

HappySilly4Doom
07-30-2006, 12:58 PM
n_n

*batting eyelashes smiles*

HOMERCHESTRA
07-30-2006, 01:53 PM
i don't get the joke about throwing up on tinfoil and eating it but maybe i am just slow but they played that joke in commecials a lot and it annoyed me is that the vagina joke

It's just a "this is funny because Jon Heder is saying it" joke.

HappySilly4Doom
07-30-2006, 05:43 PM
^-^
*drinks tea and smiles*

MST3Kakalina
07-30-2006, 06:37 PM
okay, see. no. we don't do that RP shit here. i will ignore you for the most part but this is shit that just DOES. NOT. FLY. a post must contain something more than an anime smiley and an action. with most people that is some kind of thought, but i can understand how that might be hard for you.

Anne
07-30-2006, 06:46 PM
I love you Koba.

Also,l god damn you America, with youir movies that come out that don't get here for 6 months.

MST3Kakalina
07-30-2006, 06:49 PM
are you telling me Snakes on a Plane isn't going to be there until FEBRUARY?

Anne
07-30-2006, 08:17 PM
Noone here has even <i>heard</i> of it, unless they spend time in awesome places on the net. it's so depressing. noone understands my snakes on a plane icon.

But yeah, I've seen no trailers or anything for it here. You, me and Dupree is the lastest realease, I think, it's been out for a week or so.

HappySilly4Doom
07-30-2006, 08:29 PM
okay, see. no. we don't do that RP shit here. i will ignore you for the most part but this is shit that just DOES. NOT. FLY. a post must contain something more than an anime smiley and an action. with most people that is some kind of thought, but i can understand how that might be hard for you.

Wow... Your soo understanding! (thank you! ^_^) I try to post more than smilie smiles! ^___^

*smiles*

Lord Koopa
07-31-2006, 12:31 AM
I saw Monster House last night. It was great, and the Best Animation oscar will be very close between this and Cars.

HappySilly4Doom
07-31-2006, 12:48 AM
I'm gonna wait till Monster House is in the 2 dollar theater on post! (Cause I'm cheap!)

*smiles* ^_^

Forever Finite
07-31-2006, 01:20 AM
I saw Monster House last night. It was great, and the Best Animation oscar will be very close between this and Cars.
aw yay.

see, i thought the animation was really good, it was just the choice of style and character design that looked bad in the trailers. but once you get used to the style, the whole "world" looks completely acceptable. the facial expressions and character movements were well done, too.

Lord Koopa
07-31-2006, 01:30 AM
I was disappointed that they censored it, though. In the preview clips on MySpace, you hear "bitch" and "dickhead." Hopefully there'll be an uncensored version with the DVD release. Oh, and I meant to say tonight in my last post. Don't know why I put last night.

Forever Finite
07-31-2006, 12:47 PM
what the fuck. that was edited by someone else, do you honestly think a kids movie would use those words?

Young Jeff Bridges
07-31-2006, 12:59 PM
WATCH THE FUCK OUT, THE HOUSE IS GONNA EAT YA BITCH

monster house
rated pg

Linzoy
07-31-2006, 02:03 PM
I liked monster house, but I expected it to be good because a movie about a house that eats children is such an awesome idea that it would be hard to screw up. It's weird that nobody's made a movie like that until now, or if they did I don't know about it.

HappySilly4Doom
07-31-2006, 02:29 PM
Well, it is a scary movie kids... It may of made 3yr olds cry! With their big water eyes and dribbing noses, It's soo cute! (as long as they don't come near me with it!) ^__^

*smiles*

Tom Bosley
07-31-2006, 02:53 PM
what the fuck. that was edited by someone else, do you honestly think a kids movie would use those words?

<i> Absolutely.</i>

implode
07-31-2006, 03:13 PM
WATCH THE FUCK OUT, THE HOUSE IS GONNA EAT YA BITCH

monster house
rated pg bhbaahahaahaha

Tom Bosley
07-31-2006, 03:16 PM
NIGGER IT'S TIME FOR THE UMLAUT <font size="80">ü</font>

implode
07-31-2006, 03:19 PM
shit i wasn't ready :(

banky
07-31-2006, 03:36 PM
I used to be into these doofy animated flicks, but I just cant get the will to pay to see them any more.

Forever Finite
07-31-2006, 03:38 PM
bhbaahahaahaha
lol, me 2. hahahaa

Anne
07-31-2006, 06:42 PM
Actually, when I think about it Koba, rwam is probably the palce where I hear about new releases. Case in point is Monster House, I've not heard of it. Sounds fun though.

MST3Kakalina
07-31-2006, 06:49 PM
yeah, rwam is definitely where i get my real news. which is pretty sad, if you think about it. though the moosey collective makes an interesting lens through which to interpret reality.

Forever Finite
07-31-2006, 06:55 PM
i also use rwam as a review source. if somebody says something is worth seeing, i usually take their word for it.

Meat Load
07-31-2006, 07:50 PM
I'm actually surprised at how few threads are posted in reaction to "real world" political events. Is it that most people don't believe they're worth discussing, or do we just not care?

Kenji
07-31-2006, 07:51 PM
Both.

Anne
07-31-2006, 08:26 PM
Well, there's also the fact that real world politics doesn't tend to change much. Smeone is always doing something they shouldn't, and someone else has done something scandelous.

Yeah, I like the moose perspcective, it tends to be either sarcasticly optimistic, or sarcasticly pessimistic, but never in between, which is always nice.

<font size=1>Mmm, sarcasm.</font>

implode
07-31-2006, 08:27 PM
I'm actually surprised at how few threads are posted in reaction to "real world" political events. Is it that most people don't believe they're worth discussing, or do we just not care? i think we're all so like-minded when it comes to political affairs that it would equate to different phrasing of the same opinion, for the most part.

i mean, we're all for the relentless extermination of the jews and other infidels, right?

Anne
07-31-2006, 08:49 PM
Damn straight.

Meat Load
07-31-2006, 09:56 PM
i think we're all so like-minded when it comes to political affairs that it would equate to different phrasing of the same opinion, for the most part.

i mean, we're all for the relentless extermination of the jews and other infidels, right?Yeah, that makes sense now that I think about it.

After all, there's only so many times we can discuss our plans for the cleansing of the human gene pool and white supremacy before it becomes tedious.

Takker
07-31-2006, 10:00 PM
guys, all important news is already in the news forum

Anne
07-31-2006, 10:16 PM
But Takker, we already know that you have a vagina!

KLEIN
08-01-2006, 02:13 AM
It's still comforting to have its existence confirmed on a regular basis.

MST3Kakalina
08-01-2006, 04:39 AM
Whatever else may change in this crazy world, it's good to know that we can always count on Takker to have a vagina.

Charnye West
08-01-2006, 06:23 AM
It's no joke.

Forever Finite
08-01-2006, 10:23 AM
all i can say is, thank god for takker's vagina.

Meat Load
08-01-2006, 01:18 PM
Takker's vagina is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Charnye West
08-01-2006, 01:46 PM
Does Takkers' vagina have a birthday? We should plan a surprise party.

HappySilly4Doom
08-01-2006, 02:25 PM
When mean people try to kiddnap me ! I say WATCH OUT, I HAVE TAKKER'S VAGINA!& they run! ( THANKS TAKKER VAGINA FOR KEEPING ME SAFE ON THE STREETS!)

*smiles and winks* ^_~

t3
08-01-2006, 03:27 PM
I hereby declare this day to be Takker's Vagina Day!

Charnye West
08-01-2006, 05:24 PM
Takker's Vagina - The Exclusive Interview

Forever Finite
08-01-2006, 06:54 PM
guys, i have to go, i don't want to miss takker's vagina: the exlusive interview airing on fox tonight. you'll have to win the world cup without me.

Meat Load
08-01-2006, 06:56 PM
I heard some guy headbutted Takker's vagina at the world cup after it said some disparaging things about his country.

implode
08-01-2006, 07:01 PM
it would appear takker's vagina is on a path to engulf us all.

Charnye West
08-01-2006, 07:02 PM
Haha because Zidane's head is sort of bald like a penis

Meat Load
08-01-2006, 09:59 PM
also because zidane himself is a huge dick

KLEIN
08-02-2006, 06:35 AM
CAN WE GET BACK ON THE SUBJECT OF TAKKER'S VAGINA OK THANKS

Forever Finite
08-02-2006, 07:34 AM
SOUNDS LIKE TAKKER'S VAGINA HAS GOT ITS GROOVE BACK

ALL THANKS TO KLEIN

Awesome McManly
08-02-2006, 08:23 AM
I heard some guy headbutted Takker's vagina at the world cup after it said some disparaging things about his country.

I heard it was more to do with murdering his family.

HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 01:10 PM
I heard it was more to do with murdering his family.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/2997/froggiexh7.jpg

*shock* jk:takker?!:

t3
08-02-2006, 05:14 PM
I heard it was more to do with murdering his family.

I heard it was along the lines of raping his wife.

Takker's Vagina is shockingly violent.

SOUNDS LIKE TAKKER'S VAGINA HAS GOT ITS GROOVE BACK

ALL THANKS TO KLEIN

Ahahaha. Someone must sig this.

HOMERCHESTRA
08-02-2006, 07:53 PM
Real World event:


Rev had an interview at UPS today.

MST3Kakalina
08-02-2006, 08:15 PM
Rev: every desperate housewife's dream.

HOMERCHESTRA
08-02-2006, 09:38 PM
Remember that one episode of the drew carey show where they all dressed like UPS stripper guys and they spun packages on their boners and stuff.

I'm going to do that.




Right.... now.

HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 09:43 PM
Remember that one episode of the drew carey show where they all dressed like UPS stripper guys and they spun packages on their boners and stuff.

I'm going to do that.




Right.... now.

Neat!!
^v^

*gets the dollar bills ready*

BreadObama69
08-02-2006, 09:44 PM
spun packages on their boners
That one escapes me.

t3
08-02-2006, 09:58 PM
Remember that one episode of the drew carey show where they all dressed like UPS stripper guys and they spun packages on their boners and stuff.

I'm going to do that.




Right.... now.

I saw Kane's partial quote without having seen the post it went to, and yet I knew exactly what it was a reference to. My inquiry: should this be cause for alarm?