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Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-01-2006, 08:08 PM
Okay so we were trying to guess a bunch of Phone Sex numbers and we came up with three.

1-800-BUTTSEX

1-800-BLOWJOB

1-800-NIGGERS

Not even kidding, the last one works. Anyone got any other amusing seven-letter numbers that leads you to a auditory house of earthly delights?

SenorMan
08-01-2006, 08:12 PM
1-800-FATGIRL

It still may work there was an news article on it apparantly american loves smut

Forever Finite
08-01-2006, 08:30 PM
i think 1-800-GAYGUYS used to be a gay sex hotline back when i was in 5th grade. i dont reall want that on my detailed sprint bill though, so somebody else can check it out.

The Manga MILF
08-01-2006, 08:58 PM
1-800-ASSRAPE

1-800-BIGCOCK

1-800-GAYJEWS


warning: these may not actually work, as i just made them up right now

t3
08-01-2006, 09:07 PM
1-800-MEGAMAN

Takker
08-01-2006, 09:08 PM
1-800-Snagrid

*rep points for anyone who is lame enough to get this.

Vile
08-02-2006, 07:32 AM
:o eww takker eww

Awesome McManly
08-02-2006, 07:50 AM
1-800-GOLFTIP

Back when I was in high school, this number used to get called a lot.

I don't really know what the point of it was, but a man with a thick Pakistani accent would come on and count to ten, and then hang up.

We thought this was hilarious. Apparently we were retarded.

I also remember back before payphones were computerized there was something you could do to get the phone to call itself, and there was a thirty second delay. We had all kinds of fun playing with people who’d seen waaaaay too many crappy movies. We'd set it to ring the moment someone walked by. The looks on their faces was priceless, and about half of them would pick it up, like they thought they were in some crappy psychological thriller.

*sigh* Twas a simpler time.

Takker
08-02-2006, 08:53 AM
:o eww takker eww
;)

Davey Rootbeer
08-02-2006, 08:59 AM
Phone sex lines are 900 numbers.

ametuers.

Takker
08-02-2006, 06:06 PM
<i>oh davey :robot:

HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 06:09 PM
1-900-GETSOME

^_^
*smiles*

deadish
08-02-2006, 08:04 PM
takkerbaby that's sick. i mean come on.

lots of people have told me i should get a job as a phonesex operator. :C

The Manga MILF
08-02-2006, 08:24 PM
haha

you should, deadish. your voice is soothing.

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-02-2006, 08:49 PM
OH

Snape and Hagrid

Well I want to <s>see</s> hear proof of this

Takker
08-02-2006, 09:37 PM
takkerbaby that's sick. i mean come on.
haha, have you ever read one? it's...life altering

HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 09:47 PM
haha, have you ever read one? it's...life altering

0_0 whoa!

*enjoying life altering experience with dirty phone company*

Takker
08-02-2006, 09:50 PM
no, I mean snagrid.

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-02-2006, 09:57 PM
Oh, man. We should all have one "Homework" assignment to do this year. Vile's Canadian Rap, Deadish's phonesex prank, Takker's Snagrid Fanfic.

Hahahahaha. This would be UTOPIA.

MST3Kakalina
08-03-2006, 04:45 AM
it can be just like Fight Club!!1!

HappySilly4Doom
08-03-2006, 05:42 AM
no, I mean snagrid.

Oh my gossh!!!

*still has life altering experience with dirty phone company* :vile:

strawberry kiss
08-03-2006, 06:57 AM
editted

Takker
08-03-2006, 09:33 AM
Oh, man. We should all have one "Homework" assignment to do this year. Vile's Canadian Rap, Deadish's phonesex prank, Takker's Snagrid Fanfic.

Hahahahaha. This would be UTOPIA.
man stage beans, I have STANDARDS! I could never...comfortably write a snagrid. I will get you a link to one, and you will see that it is the most uncomfortable thing ever to read.

edit: :(:(:( the story is gone from fanfiction. fortunately, trogg provided a passage in the harry potter spoilers thread, so all is not lost!

"Hagrid gave it to him slow and steady, letting him adjust--that in itself seemed fairly miraculous when he remembered he hadn’t exactly slowed down when he’d fucked Hagrid before.

The pain lessened slightly as he relaxed. He couldn’t force the pace--couldn’t impatiently relax. He told himself it would take as long as it took. That helped. Inch by inch, give and take, in and out, Hagrid slid his prick in very very gently.

Eventually, Snape was utterly relaxed. He couldn’t believe how much of the thing he could accept inside his body.

“How do I move it, sir? To touch that little place that yeh like?”

Neither of them were quite sure, but Hagrid rocked Snape very gently in place, sliding fractionally in and out, until Snape gave a shuddering gasp."

The Manga MILF
08-03-2006, 10:13 AM
i will voluntarily go spelunking for more snagrid into the giant anus that is adultfanfiction.net if anyone wants me to

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-03-2006, 10:23 AM
I love how unsure they are about it.


Hahahaha. That is sooper.

Takker
08-03-2006, 01:52 PM
it's pretty crazy

Father..
08-03-2006, 01:55 PM
I think I just twitched a little.

Takker
08-03-2006, 02:41 PM
now imagine 5 chapters of it.

deadish
08-03-2006, 03:22 PM
blarrrrg
homopornfanfiction is like a car wreck. DISCOMFORTING and sometimes it makes you ill but MAN YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT.

..s'why i'm entirely addicted to zo/san. :C



...and maaan. steffi sent me some snarry once. ruined the movies for me forEVER.



i'll totally record my phonesex voice tomorrow. ain't nobody heard that in a while.
give me something to say.

HappySilly4Doom
08-03-2006, 03:23 PM
Hi! I'm sexy sex girl!! (I'm clever!)

I forgot to mention that this saying above is for deadish! ^_^

*clever smiles*

strawberry kiss
08-03-2006, 03:35 PM
edit

HappySilly4Doom
08-03-2006, 03:53 PM
www.fanfiction.net Having gay friends is awesome.

some of the stories are pretty scary though. don't read the bestiality.

I don't about everyone else but every time I click that link it's says page cannot found.

*frown* T_T

strawberry kiss
08-03-2006, 03:54 PM
awshit

fixed.

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-03-2006, 03:58 PM
You should say something about donuts and hot dogs.

Takker
08-03-2006, 04:02 PM
blarrrrg
homopornfanfiction is like a car wreck. DISCOMFORTING and sometimes it makes you ill but MAN YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT.

..s'why i'm entirely addicted to zo/san. :C



...and maaan. steffi sent me some snarry once. ruined the movies for me forEVER.



i'll totally record my phonesex voice tomorrow. ain't nobody heard that in a while.
give me something to say.
hey, I'm deadish and I want to just rub my hands all over your quivering snagrid.

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-03-2006, 04:06 PM
What does a snagrid look like when it quivers.

HappySilly4Doom
08-03-2006, 04:09 PM
awshit

fixed.

Sorry, it still says the samething..

*poutie face* ^~^

deadish
08-03-2006, 04:14 PM
XD YUUUUU
quivering snagrid
i just ate, too.

strawberry kiss
08-03-2006, 04:19 PM
Sorry, it still says the samething..

*poutie face* ^~^

it should be working. works for me.

Father..
08-03-2006, 04:42 PM
Uh guys....this isn't directly related.....but......


I found a site....where....let's just say Mr. Scott succeeds in giving it full power.

Mr. Scott Erotic Fiction. (http://www.geocities.com/scotty_fuh_q_fest/)

I guess what really troubles me is how the author knows that Vulcans have green cocks.

"D'ye have some lubricant?" Scott leaned away from him to access the bedside drawer and find what he needed. "Roll over," he instructed.

"Um..."

"Full service," Scotty explained. "I don't think a quick oil change is going to be sufficient."

deadish
08-04-2006, 09:46 AM
http://deadish.angeltowns.net/sounds/SNAGRID.mp3 ^_^

The Manga MILF
08-04-2006, 09:56 AM
deadish


seriously




marry me

Vile
08-04-2006, 10:01 AM
No, no, me. Marry ME.

Takker
08-04-2006, 10:25 AM
http://deadish.angeltowns.net/sounds/SNAGRID.mp3 ^_^
hahaha, holy shit that's crazy.

ps: marry me, becuz im cool

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-04-2006, 10:37 AM
:0

AMAZING!!!!

ME FOUR!

Marriage! Marriage!

t3
08-04-2006, 10:41 AM
Guys, guys, you can ALL marry deadish! It's a RWaM tradition by this point!

Also: hahaha soundbyte, I'm not sure what a snagrid refers to, but I have an inkling it has to do with Harry Potter.

Takker
08-04-2006, 10:47 AM
snape/hagrid sex

Micah
08-04-2006, 01:34 PM
Why the #### do Snagrid fanfics exist?


Better question- Why do I enjoy reading them so much?

HappySilly4Doom
08-04-2006, 01:50 PM
it should be working. works for me.

I can acess it now with no problem, and let me just say............................................... .
..................
............................

GREATEST WEBSITE EEEEVVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!!!! ( Me likie!)

*blushing smiles* =^-^=

strawberry kiss
08-04-2006, 02:28 PM
You're welcome.

deadish
08-04-2006, 05:34 PM
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
ALWAYS
TIME TO MOVE TO ANOTHER TOWN AGAIN

i mean.. yes, of course. you may all join my large harem of hobos. WINK.


...i normally sound like a little girl. WINK.

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-04-2006, 10:21 PM
My eyes are spinning, that's so hot.

deadish
08-05-2006, 05:58 AM
shouldn't that be that your eyes are burning, burning my friend??

Sweeping Abortion Restrictions
08-05-2006, 09:50 AM
No, like they've unattached themselves from my brain and are <i>swirling</i> in their sockets, creating incredible friction, that is, in fact, burning them. So we're both right or something.

Awesome McManly
08-05-2006, 10:13 AM
...i normally sound like a little girl. WINK.

oh shit! now I want to marry you too.