MADLIBS: an F. Finite inspired thread.

[Awesome McManly]

so after eating more eggs than god intended any man to consume in one sitting, I stumbled accross the book of mad libs Rachel forgot at my house during con. As I sat and read through, and got all nostalgic, I decided I would do some myself. Then I got a better idea. Since this book is a moosey artificat, what better way to preserve that than bringing the mad libs to you, the people!

so here goes.

I need 16 various words which will be listed.

Post your contribution in the syle of one word per post.

number your post for simplicities sake.

please don't double post. I'd like to include as many people as possible.

once it's done, I'll post the story we've created. If it works out well, we'll do more and I'll use these to fill in the book, and then send it home to its momma.

1)adjective:
2)adjective:
3)plural noun:
4)plural noun:
5)adjective:
6)noun:
7)adjective:
8)number:
9)part of the body:
10)noun:
11)noun:
12)verb ending in "ing":
13)plural noun:
14)adverb:
15)number:
16)adjective:

[kyle!]

1. rancid

[Charnye West]

2. Heterosexual

[Kenji]

3. Cripples

[Davey Rootbeer]

4. Buns

[Vile]

5. smutty

[Shaman King]

6.) pair of 3d glasses

[Meat Load]

7) morbidly obese

[Awesome McManly]

okay, well you can submit more than one, I just don't want people giving like two or three in a row.

there's still a bunch of unfinished madlibs, so anyone who misses their chance can get in on the next one.

[töm]

eight) a duotrigintillion

[Takker]

9) epiglottis

[BeastDad1987]

10) hambeast

[HappySilly4Doom]

11) Pigmonkey

*smiles*

[implode]

12.) yearning

[Takker]

13) wontons

[Forever Finite]

14 - naughtily

jay tee, your lovin' gives me cavities it's so sweet.

[Charnye West]

15. Eleventy

[Forever Finite]

16 - animatronic

[Charnye West]

LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THE BOX!

[t3]

Man, remember that continuing story thread, anyone? That was pretty funny. We should do a sequel sometime.

[Tom Bosley]

YO BITCH IF WE RUN THE HYDROPONICS IN THIS WE HAVE ANY HO WE WANT

[SLUM WIZZARD]

tom bosley. hi tom bosley. look at me tom bosley! tom bosley!! TOM BOSLEY LOOK AT ME

[Awesome McManly]

dude, tom bosley will fucking cut you!

okay, so I'll post the story a little later tonight. I'm kinda in a rush, as my friend is quite intent on playing poker right now.

new mad lib some time tomorrow.

[Awesome McManly]

14 - naughtily

jay tee, your lovin' gives me cavities it's so sweet.


that's because when I was born my mommy dipped me in a barrel of sugar!

[HappySilly4Doom]

that's because when I was born my mommy dipped me in a barrel of sugar!

16) sugarbabying

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

You've been together for months. You practically live together already, but is it time to make that rancid move? Take this heterosexual quiz to help you decide whether you should start packing your cripples... or leave your buns where they are.

Pick which of these smutty scenarios best applies to you and your 3D glasses.

(a) You hate being morbidly obese, even for a duotrigentillion seconds.

(b) He drives you out of your epiglottis when he forgets to put down the toilet hambeast.

(c) He always leaves the pigmonkey door open while yearning.

(d) You discover a stash of wontons in his closet, which naughtily freaks you out.

Answer: Let's face it, the eleventy dollars you'll save on rent will be worth the animatronic gamble on the relationship.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I choose (C)! ^_^

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

(1)verb:
(2)adjective:
(3)adjective:
(4)noun:
(5)adjective:
(6)plural noun:
(7)noun:
(8)verb ending in "ing":
(9)verb:
(10)adjective:
(11)noun:
(12)adjective:
(13)adjective:
(14)type of liquid:
(15)verb:
(16)adjective:

[HappySilly4Doom]

1) do "do ya?"

*smiles*

[Forever Finite]

1: punch

[HappySilly4Doom]

Heey I already got (1)....

*poutie face*

[Awesome McManly]

survey says: "punch" beats "do ya" by a score of 3 to what the fuck?

[HappySilly4Doom]

Okay, you're the bosss

*poutie face* ^~^

[Awesome McManly]

so just add the next one silly for doom. no sense pouting.

[MST3Kakalina]

2: toe-curling

[HappySilly4Doom]

so just add the next one silly for doom. no sense pouting.

You're right! It's time to be POSTIVE!!!

3) thrilling

*smiles*
[edit] becuase I already added "thrilling" to the book, and it works better than "delicious" anyways.

-J.T.

[Takker]

4) beowulf

[MST3Kakalina]

5) insipid

[implode]

6.) vests

[Charnye West]

7) Coconut

[Kenji]

8) Dumpster-diving

[Meat Load]

plan 9 [from outer space]) alert

[MST3Kakalina]

10) ginourmous

or 9) sniffle

i dunno wtf was up with your post there, mah mah mah mah Mitch<s>ell</s>.

[Meat Load]

plan 9 from outer space is a movie
9 is a number

somehow i thought there was enough of a connection there to make a witty reference

also:

11) jew

[SLUM WIZZARD]

(12)moving

[Awesome McManly]

plan 9 [from outer space]) alert
we were looking for a verb, not a number.

also... although "moving" can be an adjective, It seems like more of a verb to me.

replacements?

[Takker]

can't 'alert' be a verb?

annnnd for replacing moving, I suggest acidic

[töm]

thirteen) robust

[Awesome McManly]

can't 'alert' be a verb?

annnnd for replacing moving, I suggest acidic


I guess so, but it sounds kind of awkward.

ooh, acidic is a good one.

[Davey Rootbeer]

14: oil

[Meat Load]

ugh. just go with koba's "sniffle"

15) party

[MST3Kakalina]

"alert" in that sense is more a noun. like "the plan 9 from outer space alert." as in warning.

[Meat Load]

yeah well now i know.

[Takker]

16) squelchy

[HappySilly4Doom]

You're right! It's time to be POSTIVE!!!

3) thrilling

*smiles*
[edit] becuase I already added "thrilling" to the book, and it works better than "delicious" anyways.

-J.T.

Okay! ^____^

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

Sure, opposites punch, but you and your toe curling man still need to be compatible. Take this thrilling quiz to see if he's the yin to your Beowulf.

Which scenario best matches your insipid Friday night?

(a) He hangs out with his vests, while you stay home and read a coconut. then, on Saturday, you spend all day dumpster diving together.

(b) you whine and ask him to sniffle between you and his friends.

(c) You argue. He says you're ginourmous for wanting to stay in your Jew all night and he pressures you into going to an acidic event.

(d) You stay home. you rent a robust romantic comedy and pour yourself a glass of oil, while he plays partystation 2 all night.

Answer: (a) or (c) isn't too squelchy.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I chooooosssse (d) for me!

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

(1) Adjective:
(2)verb:
(3)plural noun:
(4)adjective:
(5)noun:
(6)part of the body:
(7)verb:
(8)plural noun:
(9)noun:
(10)exclamation:
(11)adjective:
(12)noun:
(13)plural noun:
(14)adjective:
(15)verb:

[HappySilly4Doom]

1) lick

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

that's a verb.

[Kenji]

1. Creamy

[HappySilly4Doom]

J.T. : DRAT!

*poutie face*

2)lick

*hopeful smiles* n___n

[Kenji]

Do you know how to use ad-libs?

[Awesome McManly]

...

try again.

[edit] nevermind.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Do you know how to use ad-libs?
I'm ah try'n!

*smiles*

[Shaman King]

yeah well now i know.DO YOU REALLY GET HOW BADLY YOU FUCKED THAT ALL UP, MITCH

[MST3Kakalina]

Happy, sweetheart, take a half hour break from the moose and google "English grammar," okay?

[Charnye West]

3) Slide Guitars

[HappySilly4Doom]

Happy, sweetheart, take a half hour break from the moose and google "English grammar," okay?

AaawWWww! But I thought I got it right the 2nd time.. RATS!

*snaps fingers and smirks*

[Forever Finite]

4: hardcore

[steffi]

5: banana

[implode]

6.) mid-digital hair

[t3]

7.) rend

[Shadowfox]

8.) Barricades

[Takker]

9) crabcake

[t3]

10.) Oh, Bob Sagget!!

[Meat Load]

11) gay

[Tom Bosley]

12) PUSSYHOLE

[SLUM WIZZARD]

13 creme filled donuts

[Awesome McManly]

come on people. two more. YOU CAN DO EET!

[Spleenazor]

14) obsequious

[HappySilly4Doom]

15) jump

*hopeful smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

I'm gonna make (15) "jack" just because its funnier.

and I can.

[Shadowfox]

JT, are you mad?!

15 should be "Klein".

[HappySilly4Doom]

But I thought (15) was to be a verb???

*confused* ^ n ^

[Awesome McManly]

Commitment makes some men feel pretty creamy. If they start to lick intimacy, they turn into slide guitars. take this hardcore quiz to figure out if he's in it for the long banana... or if he has one mid digital hair out the door.

When you ask him to rend your parents, he:

(a) Claims he has front row barricades to the crabcake game for that night.

(b) Says, "OH BOB SAGGET! WHY?"

(c) Looks at you with gay eyes and says it would be a pussy hole to meet them.

(d) starts packing his creme filled donuts.

Answer: This one doesn't count. You're parents are a little too obsequious to introduce him to, anyway, especially if you don't want them to jack him off.

[Awesome McManly]

But I thought (15) was to be a verb???

*confused* ^ n ^


lol, it IS in this context anyways.

[Awesome McManly]

JT, are you mad?!

15 should be "Klein".

explain klein as a verb.

how do you Klein someone.

[HappySilly4Doom]

lol, it IS in this context anyways.

MmmM..... Kay! ^-^

*smiles*

[Shadowfox]

<b>Klein</b>: <i>verb</i> <ol><li>To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. </li>
<li>To complain or protest in a childish fashion. </li>
<li>To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines Kleining</li></ol>Kleined, Klein·ing, Kleins
v. intr.

[Awesome McManly]

ha ha! YES!

the return of the RWaM dictionary.

[Charnye West]

That M-Lib was the best.

[Awesome McManly]

yeah. but they all have potential. It's really just a matter of how well the random words fit into the script.

[Awesome McManly]

NEXT ONE!

(1)noun:
(2)plural noun:
(3)adjective:
(4)adjective:
(5)noun:
(6)article of clothing:
(7)type of furniture:
(8)noun:
(9)noun:
(10)noun:

[tass]

(1) kiddieporn

[kyle!]

2. kidneys

[Charnye West]

3. belittled

[MST3Kakalina]

i uh...don't think belittled is an adjective.

saggy

[Tom Bosley]

KOBA I NEED ENERGY

and my powers back

[Spleenazor]

5) uzi

[t3]

6.) monocle

[Spleenazor]

7) leopard print ottoman

[steffi]

<b>Klein</b>: <i>verb</i> <ol><li>To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. </li>
<li>To complain or protest in a childish fashion. </li>
<li>To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines Kleining</li></ol>Kleined, Klein·ing, Kleins
v. intr.
"Stop kleining all over this room, I'm tired of your bellyachin'."

[Meat Load]

8) fish

[steffi]

9: plastic bag

[Charnye West]

Nah, like "I felt like such a belittled man."

[Forever Finite]

<b>Klein</b>:
<li>To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines .
isn't it more of a "low monotonous droning tone"?

[Shadowfox]

I have no time for your precious accuracy! Away with you!

[Forever Finite]

it's for the good of the people, fox.

i knew you never <I>truly</i> cared about us.

edit: i just found a gosh darn kneee cap in my egg roll. Wtf???

[Shadowfox]

It is exactly this kind of radical thinking from which the people need protection! Would you have us sacrifice our order and stability, overturn the very foundation of our society, rend our traditional values in twain for the sake of your precious ideals?

THE LAW IS NOT MOCKED, RACHEL!

http://www.lasplash.com/artman/uploads/javert_pic.jpg

[Awesome McManly]

Okay there was a little screw up here, because #4 got skipped. Thus I substituted Uzi the noun for oozy the adjective, which worked out fine, but I'd like a different word for #5

Also I changed kiddie porn to pedophile, because other wise it just sounds retarded and awkward.

So... two more nouns people. THE MOTHER FUCKING CLOCK IS TICKING!

[töm]

flux capacitor

[Forever Finite]

noun = shaft

It is exactly this kind of radical thinking from which the people need protection! Would you have us sacrifice our order and stability, overturn the very foundation of our society, rend our traditional values in twain for the sake of your precious ideals?

THE LAW IS NOT MOCKED, RACHEL!

http://www.lasplash.com/artman/uploads/javert_pic.jpg
i knew you were a napoleon enthusiast. your kind make me sick!

[Awesome McManly]

Your sweetie has been a little distant lately, and you've been wondering if he's a total pedophile or a true blue fella.

Answer true or false to the fallowing kidneys to see if he's being faithful.

True or flase

1) More than once he's cancelled a saggy date with you claiming an oozy emergency at the flux capacitor came up!

2) You find a pair of women's monocles under the leopard print ottoman and they can't be yours, because you never wear any.

3) He says he's going to play a round of fish with the guys, but when you follow him disguised as a plastic bag, you seem him at a poker shaft instead.

If you answered true to (3), you might want to stop stalking the guy.

[Spleenazor]

heh. I want a plastic-bag disguise.

[Anne]

As long as you don't suffocate, of course. I used to worry that my kitten would, she loved getting into plastic bags, but thankfully she's smarter than your average 5 year old.

[Awesome McManly]

(1)adjective:
(2)plural noun:
(3)verb(past tense):
(4) part of the body (plural):
(5)noun:
(6)exclamation:
(7)noun:
(8)part of the body:
(9)noun:
(10)animal:
(11)type of liquid:
(12)animal (plural):
(13)verb ending in "ing":
(14)verb:
(15)adverb:

[t3]

1. Gangrenous

[töm]

two!) sheepies

[steffi]

3) conjugate

[Meat Load]

4) toenails


resisting the urge to say "penises" there was a mighty task.

[HappySilly4Doom]

That's why I say "wee wee"! jk

*smiles* ^-^

[Awesome McManly]

heh, so far this one's shaping up to be pretty good.

[Charnye West]

5) Gumball Machine

[Anne]

6) Good Gravy!

[MST3Kakalina]

7: spork

[Shadowfox]

8.) Metatarsal

[Forever Finite]

9 - shoe horn

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10. earless skink

[Davey Rootbeer]

11. Moxie

[steffi]

12. black moor goldfish

[Forever Finite]

13 - spanking

[tater]

14. poke

[t3]

15. Intensely

[Awesome McManly]

If you believe in the gangrenous idea of soul sheepies, you'd better decide whether this romance is really written in the stars.

Which best describes how you conjugated for the first time?

(a) when your toe nails met across a crowded gumball machine, he made his way over and whispered, "Good Gravey! You are one hot spork!" into your metatarsal.

(b) you met at a shoe horn, where you both ordered earless skink sandwiches with no crusts and a bottle of Moxie to go. Coincidence, or fate?

(c) The leashes of your black moor goldfish were interwined when you were spanking at a corner, and you've been inseperable ever since.

Answer: If you met your man in any of these situations, poke him intensely!

[Awesome McManly]

next one.

(1) noun:
(2)adjective:
(3)verb:
(4)number:
(5)noun:
(6)number:
(7)plural noun:
(8)plural noun:
(9)part of the body:
(10)adjective:
(11)noun:
(12)verb:

[MST3Kakalina]

1) SNAKE

[Meat Load]

2) MOTHERFUCKING

[GoodDog666]

3) Sexing

[MST3Kakalina]

4) 121

[MST3Kakalina]

and also

5) PLANE

[Meat Load]

6) 69

[GoodDog666]

7) Condoms

[MST3Kakalina]

8) harpoons

[steffi]

9 - nostril

[Anne]

10) infected

[MST3Kakalina]

11) Bus

[ImWearingUrSkin]

12- dribble.

PS I forgot that has a sports-use meaning.

[Awesome McManly]

We know being single can be awful, but there comes a time when you have to throw in the snake on a mother fucking relationship. Take this quiz to figure out if you need to sex this guy or move on.

When you think of your boyfriend you:

(a) remember the 121$ dollars he owes you from the time he desperately needed to fix his plane. (this was 69 months ago.)

(b) think of his hot best friend, the one who always wears tight condoms to show off his harpoons.

(c) cry. your nostril was upset last night and he didn't come by like he promised.

(d) feel all warm and infected when picturing him on your first date, but then you remember the icky bus on his neck.

Answer: If you chose any of the above you need to dribble this guy and be a single chick again for a while.

[Awesome McManly]

heh, I liked that one.

next one.

(1)adjective:
(2)verb ending in "ing":
(3)adjective:
(4)plural noun:
(5)adjective:
(6)noun:
(7)verb:
(8)adjective:
(9)color:
(10)type of liquid:
(11)part of the body (plural):
(12)verb ending in "ing":
(13)part of the body:
(14)language:
(15)verb:
(16)adverb:

[MST3Kakalina]

1. singing

[Forever Finite]

2 - sweating

[MST3Kakalina]

3. impotent

[Vile]

daggers

[steffi]

5 - scrupulous

[t3]

6. mercury

[MST3Kakalina]

7. transsubstantiate

[Meat Load]

8) groovy

[Forever Finite]

9 - puerto rican beige

[Shadowfox]

10) quicksilver

[MST3Kakalina]

11. toenails

[t3]

12. meandering

[Forever Finite]

13 - robot arm

[MST3Kakalina]

14. Old Church Slavonic

[Meat Load]

15. ingest

[deep]

16. hispanically

[Awesome McManly]

as much as we'd like to deny it, singing love doesn't always last forever. Do you feel him sweating interest in you? take this impotent quiz to find out if he's ready to call it daggers... or if he's just in a scrupulous mood.

You suggest taking a trip tp a foreign mercury. He:

(a) starts to squirm and transubstantiate in his seat, saying how his schedule tends to be really groovy that time of year.

(b) Asks if you want red or peurtorican beige quick silver with your pasta.

(c) wrings his toenails, claiming he's afriad of meandering. when the plane reaches high altitudes his robot arm bleeds.

(d) suggests you start taking old church slavonic next week so you can ingest with the locals.

Answer: If (d) is his reply, book your flight hispanically, if not sooner.

[Awesome McManly]

(1) plural noun:
(2) plural noun:
(3) adjective:
(4) adjective:
(5) adjective:
(6) room:
(7) verb:
(8) number:
(9) adjective:
(10) part of the body (plural):
(11) noun:
(12) noun:
(13) number:
(14) adjective:

[MST3Kakalina]

1. electric guitars

[Meat Load]

2) nuns

[MST3Kakalina]

3. soul-sucking

[Spleenazor]

pre-pubescent

[Forever Finite]

5. jewish

[t3]

6.) panopticon

[Anne]

7. burst

[HappySilly4Doom]

8) 2

*smiles*

[MST3Kakalina]

9. infinitesimal

[tater]

10. teeth

[steffi]

waterbottle

[HappySilly4Doom]

12) teddy bear

^-^
*smiles*

[MST3Kakalina]

13. one million

[Spleenazor]

jewy

[Awesome McManly]

forgot about this.

I'm gonna get the madlibs book from my parents tomorrow so I can continue this.

[robot]

what is this

[Awesome McManly]

this is your brain on drugs.

any questions?

[robot]

dang

[Awesome McManly]

women certainly know the many eletric guitars to get what they want, but are we too demanding of our nuns? Take this soul sucking quiz to figure out whether you're just a prepubescent gal or if you need to learn to be a little more flexible.

Which best describes what happens after a Jewish argument?

(a) You go into the panopticon, slam the door, and wait for him to burst.

(b) He spends 2 hours screaming and telling you that you are infinitesimal.

(c) You fall into eachothers teeth and you lead him to the waterbottle immediately.

(9) you give him the silent teddy bear for one million days before forgiving him.

Answer: Hopefully you picked (c)-you'll get a Jewy evening out of it!

[Awesome McManly]

(1)Plural noun
(2)noun
(3)number
(4)exclamation
(5)noun
(6)plural noun
(7)holiday
(8)plural noun
(9)noun
(10)vehicle
(11)name of person in room (with a moose)

[robot]

1. lobes

[Meat Load]

2. mallet

[HappySilly4Doom]

3. 8

*smiles*

[MST3Kakalina]

4. holy shit!

[Anne]

5. keyhole

[Charnye West]

6. Fingers

[robot]

7. tuesdays at dominos

[HappySilly4Doom]

8. puppies

*smiles*

[tater]

9. tree branch

[steffi]

10. Rolls-Royce Phantom

[tater]

11. klein

[Awesome McManly]

You were arguing a lot until he announced it was over. But you're wondering if it really is. Answer true or False to the following lobes and find out if there's hope or if you should just get on with your mallet.

True or False

1) He'll call you 3.8 times a day, just to say "HOLY SHIT!"

2) He keeps stopping by your keyhole to ask for his fingers back.

3) His mother calls you inviting you to tuesdays at Dominos PUPPIES (wtf?) and tells you that he still thinks the tree branch of you.

4) You saw him driving around in a rolls royce phantom that you know belongs to Klein.

If you answered "True" to number 4, you may as well face it. It's over.

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Oh man, that Klein totally stole my boyfriend! :mad:

[MST3Kakalina]

well that Klein is a smooth operator.

[Awesome McManly]

(1)noun
(2)noun
(3)verb
(4)adjective
(5)adjective
(6)adjective
(7)adjective
(8)adverb)
(9)silly word
(10)verb
(11)verb
(12)exclamation
(13)noun
(14)adjective
(15)noun
(16)noun

[steffi]

haha that rich man-stealing jew

1. pie

[MST3Kakalina]

2) cigar

[KLEIN]

What absurdness is this?

3. waddle

[Shaman King]

4. absurd

[Meat Load]

5. dead

[HappySilly4Doom]

6. alive

*smiles*

[Charnye West]

7. melted

[Waffleicious]

8. taco