today is the start...

[Takker]

of a new and less crude Takker. (but only for a little while!)

I am planning on showing my dad this place soon, because vile is supposed to visit in the winter if everything works out. and I know once I tell him that I met her over the internets, he'll want to see this site. if he sees all the swearing and tasteless jokes that I make, he'll be pissed, for one. second, he won't be too happy with this place. my mom doesn't care, but my dad has a bad temper and doesn't tolerate stuff like vagina jokes and even swearing, sooo you can imagine why I want to clean up my act. :robot:

I can't be blamed for anyone's bad language but my own (even though he won't like all the stuff the rest of you say here. I just went through like, ten threads and there was none that I could safetly show him).

so yeah, I hope this works out. wish me luck everyone!

[Citizen Kane]

Well there goes your signature.

And that's just for STARTERS.

TRAMP.

[homme's tone]

http://www.gayleague.com/forums/articleimages/380.jpg

[HappySilly4Doom]

I best to luck with ya!

*smiles and winks* ^_~

[Citizen Kane]

Oh yeah, it won't matter when VILE of all people shows up at your doorstep, he'll then realize what crude means.

[MST3Kakalina]

hahah my signature.

suggestion: turn signatures OFF.

[Forever Finite]

oh for god's sake, don't show your dad RWAM! take him to poonchyrama or something. even MY mother hasn't seen the site first hand and she's pretty chummy with you guys. we should create a stealth RWAM that reflects how truly polite and full of good character we really are.

:D

[ImWearingUrSkin]

Koba, my dad peaked over my shoulder once and saw your signature and told me I wasn't allowed on here.

[Forever Finite]

hahah my signature.

suggestion: turn signatures OFF.
avatars too :robot:

[MST3Kakalina]

Koba, my dad peaked over my shoulder once and saw your signature and told me I wasn't allowed on here.
yeah i remember that.

i still feel kind of bad about it. :(


i don't think i'd ever show this place to my parents (or my brother) but like...other friends i'd totally show it to. i do, actually. tesia's read quite a bit of stuff in here.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

I wouldn't show any of my friends this place, because of everything I say about them.

[Takker]

hahah my signature.

suggestion: turn signatures OFF.
oh don't worry, I'm getting rid of avatars, sigs AND images. and Rev, I don't care what you guys post, because I won't get in trouble for that.

also: poonchyrama, eh? that might work...

[Forever Finite]

if i was an admin, i'd turn this into the most absurd forum renovation in internet history. i'd move all of the appropriate "thought-provoking" and innocently cute humorous threads to a brand new forum called "room with a moose: we love jesus!" , then i'd suspend all of the users for a day and make way for takker and her father to run freely in the jesus forum. the end.

[MST3Kakalina]

poonchyrama still exists?

don't look at me, honeychile. i'm just a supermod.

[Takker]

if i was an admin, i'd turn this into the most absurd forum renovation in internet history. i'd move all of the appropriate "thought-provoking" and innocently cute humorous threads to a brand new forum called "room with a moose: we love jesus!" , then i'd suspend all of the users for a day and make way for takker and her father to run freely in the jesus forum. the end.
do it! my mom thinks you guys are cool and funny and everything, but my dad would think you're all pedophile rapists druggies. but I have to show him this place if I have any hope of A) having vile here B) calling you guys while he's actually home and not having it be a problem and C) going to moosecon next year.

[HappySilly4Doom]

do it! my mom thinks you guys are cool and funny and everything, but my dad would think you're all pedophile rapists druggies.

Including me?

*sad puppy eyes*

[Takker]

she hates you. she told me so herself. sry

[Citizen Kane]

my dad would think you're all pedophile rapists druggies.
:vile:

[MST3Kakalina]

well uh, i dunno about anyone else here, but if it would make your dad feel any better (or loosen up about any of those things you listed) he can like. chat a bit with me. so he knows i'm not going to rape you over teh intarwebs or anything. :robot:

[HappySilly4Doom]

she hates you. she told me so herself. sry

YES!!!! YEEEESS!!!!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!

*gleeming* :D

[Forever Finite]

also, my mom has a history of winning moosecon parents over on the phone. she's our champion converter. if you ever need her services, just ask.

[MST3Kakalina]

did i ever tell you that your mom looks exactly like my high school French teacher?

spooky on so many levels.

[Forever Finite]

yeap.

[Takker]

well uh, i dunno about anyone else here, but if it would make your dad feel any better (or loosen up about any of those things you listed) he can like. chat a bit with me. so he knows i'm not going to rape you over teh intarwebs or anything. :robot:
haha, I've kinda reserved that for Finite. trogg said it worked out nicely for him.
also, my mom has a history of winning moosecon parents over on the phone. she's our champion converter. if you ever need her services, just ask.
expect a call from me when this all goes down. I'll be needing it.

[ImWearingUrSkin]

Won't you be 18 by next con?

[MST3Kakalina]

well i didn't mean to be like the prime...persuader? i'm not very good at that. but if he wanted to get to know these weirdos that you call friends or whatever, jus' sayin'.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I'm sure everything will go smoothly Takker you shouldn't worry! (You have good friends here that are willing to back you up!)

*smiles and pats Takker in the back*

[Takker]

Won't you be 18 by next con?
yeeeah, but I don't think that will make much of a difference to tell you the truth. legally, I can do whatever I want, but that doesn't mean my dad will like it. I'll play the age card as a last resort.
I'm sure everything will go smoothly Takker you shouldn't worry! (You have good friends here that are willing to back you up!)

*smiles and pats Takker in the back*yeah, but all my friends are 'omgcockniggerfuckfuckcuntpenisvaginajokessexsexse xbitchgayassrape'

[Citizen Kane]

aren't those the BEST KIND?

[Takker]

of course, but not to my dad.

[Forever Finite]

haha, I've kinda reserved that for Finite. trogg said it worked out nicely for him.

expect a call from me when this all goes down. I'll be needing it.
aw yay. i hope i can help out. if he's willing to talk to me i'd be more than happy to.

[Citizen Kane]

Your dad should take a night on the town.

[homme's tone]

The whore town.

[Spleenazor]

yeah. cause there is pussy in whore town. and he should take advantage of that.

[homme's tone]

So much pussy.


Haha, puss-y pussy.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Here pussy cat.... pussy cat.. (*giggles* I said cat ^_^)

*smiles*

[-Kyle-]

I look forward to the "Jesus" subcategory of "Off Topic."


Best of hopes, Ms. Thrusty.

[Forever Finite]

i swear to god, takker's dad, we're good kids. GOOD KIDS. WE MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS.

[-Kyle-]

Yeah! We're athletes and we don't do drugs! Gotta go to track practice!

[Forever Finite]

time for my midnight fruit and yogurt smoothie followed by flinstones vitamins! and then a couple chapters of the bible.

i mean verses. of the bible. about chastity. :)

[HappySilly4Doom]

Me don't like church! ^n^

*poutieface*

[Takker]

time for my midnight fruit and yogurt smoothie followed by flinstones vitamins! and then a couple chapters of the bible.

i mean verses. of the bible. about chastity. :)
haha flintstone vitamins are teh suck

[töm]

so what are you guys' confirmation names? mine is luke. saint luke stayed with saint paul in jail during the most trying point in his life, even when everyone else abandoned him. he also wrote acts; one of my favorite books of the bible.

l o l guys i am so sober right now.

[Takker]

right on, tom.

[MST3Kakalina]

i don't have a confirmation <i>name</i>, but i AM confirmed!

[Shaman King]

i don't have a confirmation <i>name</i>, but i AM confirmed!<!-- yep -->

[Citizen Kane]

Mine is Basil, in honor of Basil of Caesaria, a great writer, speaker, and personality in the early days of the Church.

[MST3Kakalina]

is that some kind of Catholic thing, confirmation names?

[Citizen Kane]

Oh, yes it is...

[strawberry kiss]

Mine is Theresa, because I'm catholic.

My mom's is Genisus, because she's retarded.

[Citizen Kane]

Yeah, there were kids at my Confirmation that took names like Moses etc... for whatever reason it's just not DONE.

[Vile]

So, why don't you just show him ontopic?

[Citizen Kane]

NO

N

NO

[Davey Rootbeer]

So, why don't you just show him ontopic?



Rx:

"GASP! Dissenting opinions on politics and abortion?! Blasphermy! No internet for you!"

[Takker]

don't worry, ontopic and the art forum are the first on my list.

also: I was not confirmed because my mom had back surgery at the time and couldn't take me to Sunday school, and we just never went back because me and my brother thought it was the lamest place ever. we don't go to church either. religion is not big in my house. that's not to say I don't believe in God, but I still fucking hate church.

[Citizen Kane]

Yeah, that's totally a common problem that young Church-goers have...they hate it.

My Church (The building itself) it's fairly small, and quite old...I'm kinda in charge of upkeep there, and for whatever reason that's put the business into a much more positive light for me...the pastor respects me, and vice-versa...
...but I digress.

[trog]

oh for god's sake, don't show your dad RWAM! take him to poonchyrama or something. haha, i'm not sure that's a great idea either.

poonchyrama is now basically just me and jon calling each other gay and talking about whose line is it anyway.

[implode]

so when is this happening?

... because even if it isn't happening ever, i'm still making a "we :<3: jesus" forum <s>for ssj to delete.</s>

[trog]

I CALL MODSHIP OF AFOREMENTIONED POSSIBLY NON-EXISTANT FORUM




...please?

[implode]

well, shit. you called it.

[trog]

That's how it works, right?

First come, first served.

[implode]

yessir. i wonder if i should make more forums about the wonders of the great outdoors or a place to share knitting tips.

[Takker]

I should joint-mod, because it's for me.

also implode: not sure. sometime in the comming months I suppose. before December.

[trog]

"The Underwater Basket-Weaving Forum"

[Takker]

sounds soothing and non-threatening.

[implode]

african killer spelling bee secret forum.

[Takker]

spectacular spectacular

[trog]

"The Imaginarium: 'Where ideas can hang out... and do whatever!'"

[implode]

Misc Jesus lives!

[trog]

Revenge of the Curse of the Son of the Night of the Living Forum!

[Takker]

This Forum Died For Your Sins

[HappySilly4Doom]

but I still fucking hate church.

Me too! (I just don't liiiike it! T_T)

*frown* :(

[-Kyle-]

"Bestiality Today"

[Takker]

Implode...t-thank you

[mcrandmuffins]

If my mom came on here she might not let me join anymore forums. ='( But i'm sure she wont come on here.
Church is alright I guess, but we hardly ever go. My grandma who goes about every week didn't like the priest or maybe it was my mom who didn't like him. :robot:

[HappySilly4Doom]

Not much of a church going person myself! I don't know I always feel uncomfortable with I don't know why? Something about Jesus nailed to the cross spooks me!

*smiles*

[ImWearingUrSkin]

I like my church, but I never go. Out of the habit. And the people there are too friendly, especially now that I haven't been more than twice in the past year. When I do go, I go for the sermons, and I guess the people don't realize that and think I'm there to see them.