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MST3Kakalina
08-02-2006, 08:26 PM
a mentally handicapped child grabbed my boobs.


he was a sweetheart and it was an accident, so it was okay.


the end.
HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 08:32 PM
Good story! (It made me feeel all good inside)

*smiles*
BreadObama69
08-02-2006, 08:35 PM
I tried to wipe some gunk of a friend of mine's blouse once.

She smacked me for she thought I was trying to grasp her breasts.

The end of my tale.
MST3Kakalina
08-02-2006, 08:36 PM
haha, "grasp."
Forever Finite
08-02-2006, 08:37 PM
a mentally handicapped child grabbed my boobs.


he was a sweetheart and it was an accident, so it was okay.


the end.
were you his first?

hee hee
MST3Kakalina
08-02-2006, 08:39 PM
considering he was like seven, probably.

though he seemed to be the flailing kind, so i'm sure mine's not the first mammary gland he's had the pleasure of caressing.
ImWearingUrSkin
08-02-2006, 08:44 PM
chestfat
Sally
08-02-2006, 08:45 PM
My friend's little sister asked me if I was a boy and if I had a girlfriend yesterday. It was sort of akward.
BreadObama69
08-02-2006, 08:46 PM
Aww....if it's any consolation, you look nice in your profile pic.
HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 08:47 PM
My friend's little sister asked me if I was a boy and if I had a girlfriend yesterday. It was sort of akward.

How old was she?

*smiles*
ImWearingUrSkin
08-02-2006, 08:48 PM
Today my boyfriend tried to milk his pregnant cat.
MST3Kakalina
08-02-2006, 08:49 PM
"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
ImWearingUrSkin
08-02-2006, 08:50 PM
I'm not kidding though. It was the weirdest phonecall I've gotten. WE already said our goodbyes for the day and a few minutes later he calls me, "Hey Liz, sorry to bother you, but I thought I should tell you... I tried to milk AO and nothing came out."
Sally
08-02-2006, 08:52 PM
Aww....if it's any consolation, you look nice in your profile pic.

Yey <3

I dunno, I think she's like 5. She also called her mother a bitch when we got in the car.
BreadObama69
08-02-2006, 08:53 PM
Well that just crosses the line from odd to uncomfortable.
HappySilly4Doom
08-02-2006, 08:58 PM
Yey <3

I dunno, I think she's like 5. She also called her mother a bitch when we got in the car.

Somebody call Nanny 911 or Super Nanny!

*shock* :takker?!:
Sally
08-02-2006, 09:08 PM
Fuck thoes bitches, stick her in Hell's Kitchen.
BreadObama69
08-02-2006, 09:09 PM
pff, my sentiments exactly.
Awesome McManly
08-03-2006, 06:41 AM
I declare Koba's boobs to be the first feel good family film of the summer!
MST3Kakalina
08-03-2006, 07:21 AM
they're a feel good <i>something</i>, that's for sure!
Awesome McManly
08-03-2006, 07:24 AM
""Kobas boobs" have a firm grasp on the pulse of the nation!" -L.A. Times
HappySilly4Doom
08-03-2006, 07:29 AM
GAAASSPPP! I won free tickets to the premiere to Kobas boobs !!!! I'm so lucky!!!

*happy jig*
Davey Rootbeer
08-03-2006, 09:09 AM
I saw that movie years ago when it played in the Archives theatre.
Meat Load
08-03-2006, 11:31 AM
The Chicago Sun-Times calls Koba's Boobs "riveting"!
"Breathtaking!" raves the Los Angeles Tribune!
and Roger Ebert gives them "an enthusiastic two thumbs up!"