why

[DairyMan88]

do they have yogurt with the fruit on the bottom

i asked my friend and she said "because it's fun to mix it up"

i don't really find mixing yogurt to be fun

[Takker]

fruit on the bottom makes me squeamish for some reason. maybe I just don't like big pieces of fruit in my yogurt.

[whodaimen]

fruit on the bottom makes me squeamish for some reason. maybe I just don't like big pieces of fruit in my yogurt.


Same here.

Perhaps its just how the machines place it, or maybe it settles.

[deadish]

it keeps the fruit fruitier tasting and firmer? since it's not soaking up all the yogurt around it, but the syrup that its in.

i haven't had a fruitonthebottom in like.. twelve years or something. D:

[HappySilly4Doom]

Why not have fun in experimenting with different fruits of yogurt? You may even come up with something FANTASTICILY FRUITIOUS!!!! (It's true!)

*fruity flavored smiles*

[banky]

I think it was just cheaper for companies to put in the fruit and yogart seperately than to buy some big machine that pre-mixes it for you.

[BreadObama69]

well, I stir yogurt even if it doesn't have fruit in the bottom, I mean...

aren't you supposed to?

[Kenji]

How are you to discern fruit from bugs or larvae? Ugh. No yogurt for me, thanks.

[BreadObama69]

I had some chocolate once that contained a cockroach.

It tasted like a crunch bar.

[Meat Load]

the fruit is there for flavor but it sinks to the bottom because GRAVITY

they don't intentionally put it on the bottom

[strawberry kiss]

I don't mix it. I eat the yogurt, then there's an amazing treat at the bottom.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

I have my own way of dealing with the delicious fruit on the bottom.

I don't eat it.


What the fuck do I take multivitamins for?




I mean, come on.

[Davey Rootbeer]

I like those italian ices with stuff on the bottom. it's like a little prize, especially the chocolate ones.

"oh, you ate all the way through! here's pure chocolate syrup as your reward!"

[HOMERCHESTRA]

BOBA TEA @vv@

[DairyMan88]

the fruit is there for flavor but it sinks to the bottom because GRAVITY

they don't intentionally put it on the bottom
no the name of the yogurt is "breyers fruit on the bottom"

[Dr. Badman]

"And what's the deal with airline peanuts?"

[Spleenazor]

I just made a peanut-butter and Nutella sandwich. Right after I took my first delicious bite of hazelypeanutty goodness, I reached for the gallon of milk my sister had out. and, woudln't you know it, there wasn't any. I mean - what the fuck. Damn it. I felt like I was in some horrible 'got milk' commercial. Though, on the plus side, I still can taste the awesome nutella/peanut-butter mixture.
ps badman
I never get served peanuts unless Im on an Intl flight. I always get servered like some shitty ass crackers with shitty ass cheese and shitty ass short bread cookies and shitty ass rasins. oh yeah, and shitty ass 2oz bottles of water.

[MST3Kakalina]

it's not peanuts anymore, it's pretzels.

it's both crap. you need to stay HYDRATED when flying, why the fuck do they shove salty crap down your throat?

...

[Spleenazor]

so you get thirsty and then have to buy their 10$ mojitos which taste not good. OH WAIT ITS ILLEGAL TO BRING LIQUIDS ON PLANES ANYWAYS NOW

[Dr. Badman]

I was a dry husk when I got to NY. They wouldnt give us bottles of water - only tiny plastic saucers that had to be refilled by them. Never fly United Airlines Economy. Old, shitty planes, bad movies and they're trying to kill you.

And yeah. I got a "Salsa Snack Mix" - Tiny packet containing pretzels, strange nuts and seeds. SEEDS.

[Spleenazor]

All the old American airplanes are still better than those Euro-Trash planes. Who cares if they are old, they still work better, fly smoother, and look cooler. pressurized cabins are for bitches. then agian, I never fly American - so I cant really vouch for their service (or, from the sound of it, 'lack there of'). If you ask for the bottle they give it to you. all night long

whoops i mean i never fly unitied.

[tass]

i don't like real fruit in yogurt either. maybe i ate too much trix yogurt as a kid, but i just prefer mine being completely blended.

[MST3Kakalina]

the worst was when i took a commuter flight down to DC for some bullshit thing that was a waste of my <s>parents'</s> money. the "fruit salad" i got was two grapes and a single chunk each of an apple, a grapefruit and a cantaloupe.

F-. would not fly them again. i actually think that might have been a United flight.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

We flew United to Virginia when i was on my school's DC trip, and yeah, I stole two of their blankets (I honestly thought that because they were wrapped, we could just have them). They made up for it by delaying our flight back to Frisco so much that our turnover flight left without us and we had to be shuttled at 2:00 in the morning, by van, to San Diego so we could meet a plane that would take us home. Just, you know, 12 hours later than originally expected.

[steffi]

man you guys are spoiled. we're lucky to get ac on delta flights, let alone food.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Alaska gives you tasty salsa.

[strawberry kiss]

I've never been on a plane.

[Kenji]

You're missing out. Who wouldn't want to wake up from a three-hour nap on a six-hour flight to feel what feels like a tumor in their ear when, in fact, they haven't popped their ears in three hours and therefore they might as well be bleeding profusely? Who wouldn't want to sample the delights of a two-dollar snack pack consisting of stale and salty foods probably bought from Wal-Mart? Who wouldn't want to ask for water and be given a two ounce shotglass instead? And just who in their right mind wouldn't want to stare mindlessly at the flimsy looking wing shake as if it's not only ready but begging to fall of, and then you regret flying but it's TOO LATE, because you're already in the air and now you're going through frightening turbulence?

Ugh. I hate flying.

[implode]

You're missing out. Who wouldn't want to wake up from a three-hour nap on a six-hour flight to feel what feels like a tumor in their ear when, in fact, they haven't popped their ears in three hours and therefore they might as well be bleeding profusely? Who wouldn't want to sample the delights of a two-dollar snack pack consisting of stale and salty foods probably bought from Wal-Mart? Who wouldn't want to ask for water and be given a two ounce shotglass instead? And just who in their right mind wouldn't want to stare mindlessly at the flimsy looking wing shake as if it's not only ready but begging to fall of, and then you regret flying but it's TOO LATE, because you're already in the air and now you're going through frightening turbulence? probably people who are willing to walk to japan.

[exemplary citizen]

This one time, coming back from Moosecon, I had to pee really bad by the time they landed the plane in Minnesota, and then they taxied for, like, 20 minutes because the runways were icy and other planes couldn't leave their gates. I finally made them stop the plane so I could run to the back and pee my brains out. Turns out, while we were stopped, we missed our chance to grab a gate and had to taxi for an additional 20 minutes. The whole plane wanted my blood.

The end.

[KLEIN]

Bitches, I fly so much that I don't even notice the change in pressure.

Staying hydrated on most planes is about as easy as asking for the can of soda, instead of just a cup. Most flight attendants will just give you whatever if the cart is there.

Ami, you haven't been to moosecon. Come next year plz?

[exemplary citizen]

I went to the mini-con in Bethlehem for New Years.

THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT. :(

i'm gonna try to make it next year, seeing as how it'll be more in my neck of the woods. it all kind of depends on what happens with this job doing a sequence for Laika, which i still don't even have a relative start date for. plus side though is that <i>their</i> studio is in portland, so there maye be a way to work this into a "business trip". maybe.

[Davey Rootbeer]

cross out "moosecon", write in "independant artist convention", and you're all set.

[Awesome McManly]

Just say moosecon IS an independent artist convention.

It’s more of an exaggeration than a lie.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

When we were in hell (Newark), I had to piss sooo bad, but as anyone who's ever had the extreme misfortune of ever being in that rotting shithole knows, there's only one mega-bathroom per wing of the airport. I have a shy bladder, so obviously I couldn't use it. And then our flight was delayed by an hour. Then two hours. Then four.

[exemplary citizen]

You know, holding it too long can cause erectile disfunction.

[BreadObama69]

I have a shy bladder, so obviously I couldn't use it
Is it the kind of bathroom where there's just like a trough...?

[HOMERCHESTRA]

More or less.

[MST3Kakalina]

You know, holding it too long can cause erectile disfunction.
Maybe it's because I've had a long day, but ell oh freakin' ell.

I'm also well aware with the hellishness that is Newark. all TOO well aware.

[Forever Finite]

why do people always whine about newark? it's not the worst airport i've been in.

i've been in a lot of airports.

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Because it's dirty and annoying, like all of New Jersey.

[Dr. Badman]

Turbulance is the only fun part of flying.

That and the taking off speed run.

[HappySilly4Doom]

cross out "moosecon", write in "independant artist convention", and you're all set.

Has that ever worked?

*smiles*

[Forever Finite]

it worked for me!

my mom tells her friends and coworkers moosecon is an art convention. hehehe.

[HappySilly4Doom]

^_^

U sneaky!

*smiles*

[Awesome McManly]

it worked for me!

my mom tells her friends and coworkers moosecon is an art convention. hehehe.


*sniff*

is she ashamed of us?

[Forever Finite]

the world isn't ready for our greatness, justin.

actually, it's just easier to say art convention for people who met online at an art website than to explain the whole cancelled cartoon thing.

[Awesome McManly]

heh, I just say we're an online tour group when people ask.

[edit] pssst.... crop circles book... what was it called?

[HappySilly4Doom]

Sounds like a HOOT!

*smiles*

[HOMERCHESTRA]

Crop circle book.


Man, why didn't I ignore happywhateverfucker earlier? This is great.

[Awesome McManly]

thanks. that was helpful.

:raincloud

[HappySilly4Doom]

Would u like me to google it for ya J.T.?

*smiles*

[steffi]

why do people always whine about newark? it's not the worst airport i've been in.

i've been in a lot of airports.
it's the best one so far for me. :/

[Forever Finite]

memphis is one of the worst.

no offense, babe.

("secret of the fields" freddy silva)

[Spleenazor]

Crop circle book.


Man, why didn't I ignore happywhateverfucker earlier? This is great.

join the club

[Takker]

join the club
she was okay for a while, but now she's reeeaaallly starting to get to me. but it's kinda cool, since she's the first person I've ever put on my ignore list. so, she wins?

[KLEIN]

I'm still ignoring domo.

I credit myself for his untimely disappearence.

[BreadObama69]

she was okay for a while, but now she's reeeaaallly starting to get to me. but it's kinda cool, since she's the first person I've ever put on my ignore list. so, she wins?
in a battle between you and happysilly, we all know who wins.

THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.

[Takker]

I'm still ignoring domo.

I credit myself for his untimely disappearence.
well it's odd, because usually the really annoying ones always leave...

hey you know, I was just thinking of all the new members in the past, and the only one that started out cool was dairyman. he should get an award.

kane: post tits

[Forever Finite]

my avatar's boobs beat your avatar's boobs.

added: dairyman rocks my cock

[BreadObama69]

my avatar's boobs beat your avatar's boobs.
mine's a dolly, you can actually touch them.

so there.

[BreadObama69]

kane: post tits
what's that, now?

[Takker]

post tits or gtfo

[BreadObama69]

whose

[Takker]

Klein's

[BreadObama69]

k, np.

oh, wait no camera.

and which klein?

there's a couple now.

[Takker]

original flavor

[BreadObama69]

same great taste.

[Takker]

can't stop...eating 'em?

[BreadObama69]

what did I say earlier about the worry?

[Takker]

I told you, I'm fine. GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[BreadObama69]

ok, geez..... just trying to help.






you freak bitch.

[Takker]

FUCK YOU MAN

I'LL WRECK YOUR FUCKING FACE!

[BreadObama69]

no please don't

[Takker]

yeah...yeah, okay.

...I'm cool.

[strawberry kiss]

no, I say attack him.

edit: He called you names.

[BreadObama69]

ava don't instigate.

I have a tenuous relationship with Takks, as is.

who knows what she would do when provoked?

[Takker]

I'm trying to find peace within myself man.



you know?

[KLEIN]

Takker this is your conscience speaking.

You need to totally fuck kane's shit up. Rip off his face and totally ruin his day.

You'll feel good about it later, I promise.

[Takker]

well, I DID get his wife pregnant



nine times.

[BreadObama69]

what is all this animosity?

I'm trying to help Takker's mental health.... and quite frankly all I'm getting from you guys is... is garbage.

[BreadObama69]

well, I DID get his wife pregnant



nine times.
I....I thought we were to never discuss this.

[Takker]

I think it was time.

[BreadObama69]

Well, I don't care what you THINK, you KNOW that it's totally inappropriate to drag out these private bugbears in a public forum.

[Takker]

yeah well, you called me names!

[BreadObama69]

read: terms of endearment.

[strawberry kiss]

"love tap" him until he's in blissful(?) agony.

[Takker]

still, you're going to have to tell the kids sooner or later. you don't want them hearing it from...other people (Klein)

[BreadObama69]

"love tap" him until he's in blissful(?) agony.
oooh la la.

and Takker, I said I'd tell the kids when they're ready.

[Takker]

when will that be? on your deathbed?

[BreadObama69]

AND WHAT IF IT IS

[Takker]

WELL THEN I WILL HAVE TO SPEED UP THE PROCESS

[BreadObama69]

Takker

are you implying you'll try to kill me?

think reasonably now, Takker.

[Takker]

I'm. just. doing. what. is. best. for. your. children.

[Forever Finite]

please stop this senseless urban brawl!

domestic violences are for lesser message boards.

[BreadObama69]

my children?

MY CHILDREN?

No....these kids are you and your "Lover's" loinspawn, and I refuse to even acknowledge anything different








you horny slut.

YES LISTEN TO FINITE.

or whoever she is now....

[Takker]

Kane, answer this for me... why is it, that whenever we get into a thread with each other, we always end up in some lover's spat?

it's kinda weird, but in a good way.

[BreadObama69]

heh, that's true.

I'm going to blame your soaring estrogen levels.

[strawberry kiss]

takker, be my lover too?

can we spat?

[Takker]

heh, that's true.

I'm going to blame your soaring estrogen levels.
they soar like the majestic eagles...

takker, be my lover too?

can we spat?we'll spat like those poisonous venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

[BreadObama69]

if I play with you I'll bet you'll make me the sick triceratops, or something equally lame.

'cause you guys are mean.

[KLEIN]

Because mike doesn't return your phone calls, takker.

I'm so sorry.

[Takker]

you could be a raptor. but you can only have one leg.

[Takker]

Because mike doesn't return your phone calls, takker.

I'm so sorry.
yeah well, whatever happened to our caribbean getaway?

[strawberry kiss]

we'll spat like those poisonous venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park.

I've always closed my eyes for that part. More blood, less things spitting suddenly making me jump.

[Takker]

well that's good. if you hadn't closed your eyes, you'd be blind by now.

[BreadObama69]

well that's not true.

[strawberry kiss]

you can still rip my eyes out. :o

[BreadObama69]

man, Ava and Takker get all sensual, and I only ever get the rough stuff.

[Takker]

yeah, but you're a <i>raptor</i>

[BreadObama69]

which is Latin for thief, but....

hey, what are you getting at?

[Takker]

you're reading too much into it Kane. but if you're SO concerned, be a T-rex

[BreadObama69]

hee hee.

T Rex arms.

Now my name is Latin for Tyrant Lizard King. Hooray.

[Takker]

yeah, but with your teeny arms, you can't masturbate

[BreadObama69]

maybe I'm a girl T-Rex.

[Takker]

oh...so you DID get the operation...

[BreadObama69]

well, no I'm a T-Rex, see.

it's a pretend world ok? I can be a girl in it.

[strawberry kiss]

maybe I'm a girl T-Rex.

you still couldn't masturbate very easily.

[BreadObama69]

:o

I just don't know how girls work, guys.

[Takker]

well, no I'm a T-Rex, see.

it's a pretend world ok? I can be a girl in it.
when girl T-rex's have their periods, it's like a river of blood.

I hope you understand what you're getting into.

[BreadObama69]

well God, do I need to use like a blue spruce for a tampon, then?

[Takker]

I'd imagine that the absorbancy wouldn't be up to par. try a few cavemen tied together. they go in hair side up and when you're done, pull them out by their feet, or something

[HappySilly4Doom]

Kane: I think pads would work better I think for first step into womanhood!jk

*smiles*

[exemplary citizen]

Hey guys, what's going on in this thr--



....

[Takker]

we're learning about our bodies

[BreadObama69]

oh, hey ami.

[Meat Load]

petition to disallow kane from posting immediately after takker

or just ban takker

[Takker]

or ban trogg from being a sourpuss.

[BreadObama69]

well, we do get kinda carried away.

whoops I'm breaking trogg's rules.

[Takker]

me too, but it's because I'm a rebel :cool:

[Awesome McManly]

oh man. The weekend I'm here, the board is dead as all hell. I'm gone one day, and I miss key plot twists.

best soap EVER!