hey guys, why is corn 2.0 banned?

[tass]

just wondering. if he's not, for some reason he can't access the board at all.

[implode]

because he's <i>corn 2.0</i>.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I can't find the name corn 2.0 in the member list either!

*confused*

[tass]

because he's <i>corn 2.0</i>.
and?

[implode]

what do you mean "and?" do you think i forgot to finish the sentence?

[implode]

btw tell that loveable corn fella he always has a home, here.

[tass]

you're really going to keep him banned over posting a picture of a drawn cat?

[implode]

he is free to post at will, and has been for the last 15 minutes. i have no idea why he was banned in the first place, but it probably did not have much to do with the drawn cat.

[tass]

i remember it. in that thread, töm was said if drawn or dead cats were posted, that person would be banned. corn posted a drawn dead cat. then he was banned.

[BreadObama69]

well, it's not like töm didn't warn him.

[implode]

i stand by that decision.

the same rules apply in this new era. if i see one cat...

[tass]

well, it's not like töm didn't warn him.
the sad thing is, you guys are serious.

[implode]

no, the sad thing is that we forgot about him for as long as we did. you can't just be openly insubordinate and not expect consequences, but you can expect those consequences to not be ridiculous, like these were.

[Forever Finite]

when JT banned me in that thread, it was only for a few hours. i'm sure they just forgot to unban him.

[tass]

he made a second account, corn 2.0. no one realized this was because his first account was still banned?

[implode]

corn 2.0 was the account that was banned.

[tass]

no. i like corn was banned for posting the cat. it's been banned well over a year now for that.

[implode]

oh. so what? he made a new account. why would we unban the old one? we should actually delete it.

[Vile]

Oh! Wait, I think corn may have been one of the ones that trogg banned at con.

[Corn 2.0]

O_o

Hey guys.

Um.

I just told 'Tass that I couldn't log in anymore.

In this account.

But now I can.

Uh.

Thanks?

[HOMERCHESTRA]

he is free to post at will, and has been for the last 15 minutes. i have no idea why he was banned in the first place, but it probably did not have much to do with the drawn cat.

He probably disagreed with SSJ.

[tass]

you don't need to live in fear of someone randomly banning you for no reason.

what.

[implode]

yeah it's a shame she forget to include "unless somebody happens to hijack and administrator's account during moosecon" i'm sure that would have made you feel much better about the whole thing.

[implode]

O_o

Hey guys.

Um.

I just told 'Tass that I couldn't log in anymore.

In this account.

But now I can.

Uh.

Thanks? you're welcome.

[tass]

yeah it's a shame she forget to include "unless somebody happens to hijack and administrator's account during moosecon" i'm sure that would have made you feel much better about the whole thing.
or if you post a dead drawn cat.

oh wait, that's a legitimate reason for being banned.

[implode]

potassium i am going to ban you if you post the number 7 or spell out the word "seven" in your next post.

now, if you do what i asked you not to do, simply for the sake of doing it, who's being the jerk? maybe i have a valid reason for requesting it or maybe i don't, but in any case, there is no reason for you to disobey this request beyond simply being combative.

[Forever Finite]

stupid laws were meant to be broken

[Corn 2.0]

In my defense, it was a visual sketch of a quantum mechanics thought experiment, and the cat was both alive AND dead. Depending on what you believe about quantum mechanics....but since it's so complex I'd rather not try and think about it. >_<;;

Oh, and I didn't do it out of spite, I just sort of....missed that part. Skipped over it while I was reading. Missed that whole line.

[implode]

but if you don't follow through on the consequences, then it's not actually a law. just a suggestion.

i don't even know what i'm arguing about anymore. nevermind. potassium just kept being curt to me so i just kept being combative. my mistake.

[Forever Finite]

Oh, and I didn't do it out of spite, I just sort of....missed that part. Skipped over it while I was reading. Missed that whole line.

but i did.

the irony.

[implode]

In my defense, it was a visual sketch of a quantum mechanics thought experiment, and the cat was both alive AND dead. Depending on what you believe about quantum mechanics....but since it's so complex I'd rather not try and think about it. >_<;;

Oh, and I didn't do it out of spite, I just sort of....missed that part. Skipped over it while I was reading. Missed that whole line. do you want your old account back? or do you want this one? because i'm going to delete one of them.

[KLEIN]

How about you delete both of them, then say "oops!".

[Forever Finite]

how about you name me klein and then delete klein's account.

[implode]

because then potassium will be peeved to the point of flippance and i don't know if i can deal with that again.

[KLEIN]

I guess humor is in the eye of the beholder?

There's no accounting for taste.

[implode]

how about you name me klein and then delete klein's account. i could name you Forever KLEIN and then put him in the "no attachments" group, but i can't go any further than that with a clear conscience.

[Forever Finite]

okay, but then you have to name him kleinite

[implode]

done. but he gets to keep his attachments, since this will very likely make him cry.

[KLEIN]

What what WHAT?!

[KLEIN]

put it baaaack.

[Forever Finite]

score.

implode, u r tha bestest.

[implode]

k i'm going to bed ttfn :steff:

[KLEIN]

No! Fuck.

[Forever Finite]

i petition for a 24 hour boardwide kleinimation.

klein on crack
kleinplode
mst3kleinman
space klein
citizen klein
klogg
imwearingurklein
kelvan klein

[Forever Finite]

guys, this could be amazing.

happysilly4klein?

[BreadObama69]

citizen klein

My mind is blown enough with all this action as is.

ok, but kelvan klein is pretty funny.

[Forever Finite]

lord klein

[KLEIN]

Bitch, I cannot believe what you've done. :mad: :o


Seriously, though. Fix my name plz kthx.

[Forever Finite]

maybe you should try sleeping with a mod sometime. ;)

[strawberry kiss]

kleinkiss?

[BreadObama69]

no, no.... strawberry klein.

[Forever Finite]

Mr. Klein

[KLEIN]

A lot easier several years ago, than in our modern, cut-throat existence.

[Takker]

Takklein

[BreadObama69]

kleiner

[strawberry kiss]

I like Kleinker even better.

[Takker]

Mr. Klein
OMG NO! IT'S MR.KAIBA!!!!!! :mad:
I like Kleinker even better. it sounds kinda kinky.

[BreadObama69]

I like Kleinker even better.
theeeeeere we go.

[Takker]

I still go with Takklein. Kleinker could be ANYBODY

[BreadObama69]

I still go with Takklein. Kleinker could be ANYBODY
NO

here at "are wham" you have no say in the matter.

[Takker]

is it because I'm a woman?

editalso: vile needs a Klein themed name too :(

[Forever Finite]

more like

ARE WHACK!

[Forever Finite]

hee hee

ravenous klein

[BreadObama69]

is it because I'm a woman?
yeah partially.

also vile's hard to do.

well, meaning she's hard to make a klein name for.

[KLEIN]

editalso: vile needs a Klein themed name too :(

Michael the Klein

[Takker]

Klein the stud. it's stylish AND accurate

[Forever Finite]

<S>Michael the Klein</s>
klein the stud

[Forever Finite]

damn you takklein!

[Takker]

I win. your heavy boob avatar slowed you down.

[Forever Finite]

i will smash your head between my avatar's bulbous breasts.

then we shall see who is the true victor.

[KLEIN]

The true winner is clearly Klein the Stud

[Takker]

i will smash your head between my avatar's bulbous breasts.

then we shall see who is the true victor.
I'll thrust my way out.


and then crawl in your underwear drawer and stay there for weeks until I die in there.

[Forever Finite]

but at the end of the day

you still have to type kleinite to log in.

[Kenji]

Kleinji? :(

[BreadObama69]

and then crawl in your underwear drawer and stay there for weeks until I die in there.
hey, Takks....

it was all fun and games for a while, but now I'm starting to worry.

[Takker]

nah, nah. it's cool.

I'm cool.

[Corn 2.0]

do you want your old account back? or do you want this one? because i'm going to delete one of them.
I don't remember the password for my old account, it was probably something stupid. Anyway, I couldn't get into it if it were unbanned, though I would prefer to have the old one back.

I Like Klein really doesn't have a good ring to it.

[Forever Finite]

are you kidding? yes it does.

[Takker]

everyone likes Klein. except for Mr.Gir

[Corn 2.0]

Hey Takker your sig hasn't changed since I stopped coming here months ago.

What's up with that?

....

It's still an awesome quote.

[Takker]

I'd change it, but I don't know what to change it to. I should make a thread about it and have someone pick it for me.

[BreadObama69]

Mr.Gir

haha, his name is still being thrown around?

did you ever actually see the Zim episode he put together? Gir Meets Scary Monkey?

shit was rude.

The thread was in the old archive, so it's long gone, but man was it funny.

[Takker]

he's my favorite n00b. no one could ever replace him. and gir meets scary monkey was a travesty.

[Meat Load]

klogg

!

[Davey Rootbeer]

I'm scared for us all.

[Stuart Tusspot]

I'm scared for us all.
Save us all captain save a ho!

[t3]

Ahaha. "ALL KLEIN, ALL THE TIME."

Seriously, guys. Seriously. I'm gone one weekend and this is what happens??

[Meat Load]

my name must be klogg

for great internets justice this must happen

[implode]

my name must be klogg

for great internets justice this must happen agreed.

[Corn 2.0]

My name must either be changed back to I Like Corn or to I Like Klein.

[implode]

I Like Corn is already a registered member, so i'd have to delete him first and then change your name, which is about 14 more seconds of work than i'm interested in. and you won't be recognizable as "i like klein." keep trying.

[implode]

booooo, davey. booooooo.

[KLEIN]

Hey man. Lay off.

I'm back.

[Davey Rootbeer]

He doubled my jew gold.

[implode]

so should we change her back too, or are we just going to let people think that she'll be klein longer than klein will?

[KLEIN]

Ask?

or wait for her to ask?

[Davey Rootbeer]

I don't klein, let's just klein her back to klein, when she kleins out, we'll just klein her klein to klein again.

[implode]

i kind of just want to change it to "oopy doopy" and then leave for a few days.

[KLEIN]

man don't be like that.

[implode]

yeah yeah, i won't mess wit' yo' ho. for now. but i'm oopy doopyin' that ass.

[KLEIN]

No man. Leave my name alone.

[implode]

i was talking about rachel.

[KLEIN]

oh.


...

[Meat Load]

re: my name

HELLS YES

[Davey Rootbeer]

we're all enemies in a giant game of donkey kong country.

[Meat Load]

i want to be a klap trap because my name is a double-entendre about an STD

[KLEIN]

Davey Rootbeer should be Davey <i>Klein</i>beer.

Clearly this is a hilarious meme.

[t3]

i kind of just want to change it to "oopy doopy" and then leave for a few days.

Haha. That sounds like a sound plan, because it's silly enough to amuse me.

Also wanna just further shorten my name to just "t3" and call it a day? Maybe make it a weird color or some shit, whatever you like.

[Forever Finite]

yeah yeah, i won't mess wit' yo' ho. for now. but i'm oopy doopyin' that ass.


oopy doopy me, i dare you.

[HappySilly4Doom]

Whyz gotta oopy doopy each other, huh? WHY GOD WHY?!!!jk
(I said god! YAY!)

*smiles*

[implode]

Haha. That sounds like a sound plan, because it's silly enough to amuse me.

Also wanna just further shorten my name to just "t3" and call it a day? Maybe make it a weird color or some shit, whatever you like. i don't do the color scheming, but maybe davey will be willing to oblige you the first time he gets bored at work.

oopy doopy me, i dare you. bitch, you're already oopy doopy'd.

[t3]

Man, the internet just got like 200% more awesome.

Don't fear the change, EMBRACE IT.

[MST3Kakalina]

man wtf is this shit.

[Takker]

well, I guess I'll join the club. Takklein plz. but can I keep my colors?

[Vile]

Klein the stud, and i want to be pink again.

[Awesome McManly]

J.T, WasaKlein?

like asking me a questin.

eh?

eh?

...

:raincloud

I'm really diggin this rain cloud smiley.

[Forever Finite]

how about J.K. Wasabi

cause you're such a KIDDER!

[Awesome McManly]

I'm also writing a klein inspired Harry Potter novel.

Harry Potter and the Jew of Azkaban

[KLEIN]

Boo.

Harry potter and the Half-blood Jew, at least.

[Awesome McManly]

yeah.

certainly not my best work, but I wasn't feeling particularly inspired.

[HappySilly4Doom]

God luvs them jews!

^_^

*silly smiles*