Quick question for ugf2

[~V+]

ugf,

Is it true that yourself and the fake girlfriend you have caused the collapse of the bridge in Minneapolis? Is it true that you had just fueled up on a hearty meal of 15 beef n cheddars each when you drove across the bridge? Is it true that the bridge could not take the weight of yourself and the fake heifer? Is it true that you heard the bridge groaning and cracking but were able to power your 1979 Gremlin across the bridge before it collapsed? Is it true that the both of you laughed and thought it was funny as the bridge collapsed behind you killing a dozen people? Please confirm

[~V+]

Ugf,

is it true you planned 9/11 with the zionist israelites? What the fuck is wrong with you shithead?

Answer these pressing issues as fast as possible

[~V+]

ugf, quick question bro-

is it true when Jack Angeles first arrived at your house you tried to make friends with him? Is it true you walked up to him, gave his ample belly a few hearty pats and said "Hey hey, big J!"? Is it true he took one look at you and delivered a cracker of a flying elbow to your jaw? Is it true he took advantage of your shattered manacle and smothered your face with his crotch flab?

Please get back to me within the hour!

[~V+]

Kenny, is it true that after every show you lock your door and pull out the dildo you used in the episode "who can imitate the other guy better"? is it true that you hooked up with dustin diamond and had a good old fashioned gay spitroasting behind the burger king in downtown ontario? (21st and elm, the corner) is it true that after the spitroasting diamond showed you a script for a new season of saved by the bell, but instead of taking place in a school, it took place in a deviant homosexual fetish dungeon? is it true that you said "I'll pass" and then dustin got sad? remember how he started to cry? remember how you punched him in the stomach and then rubbed his face in some dog shit just to remind him of his career, is it true that between the laughter you actually saw into the future and noticed that your career isnt too far from diamonds? is it true that you're planning to star in a series of gay pornos based on kenny vs spenny? is it true ugf plays a part in all this? I know its true you tremendous shitstain!

[~V+]

ugf I have a few questions I need answered right away!

Is it true that you actually got guest spots on SBTB? is it true you annoyed Slater so much that he constantly farted on you while you were filming? Is it true that anytime he had to fart, even if he wasn't in the scene, he would just walk on set, walk over to you, and fart on you as hard as he could? Is it true this pissed off the producers because they had to stop filming as Slater walking into a scene and farting on you wasn't part of the story? Is it true that instead of blaming Slater they blamed you for being the annoying fucker that you are? Is it true that to punish you they kept you in a cage for two months so you couldn't pester slater? I have alot more questions about your SBTB glory days! Confirm this story's accuracy pronto asswipe!

[~V+]

ugf, is it true that one time, when you were at Bayside, you lost a bet with Slater and had to drink an "anal boot"? Please confirm that Tuttle got naked and Slater dumped a couple of pitchers on Tuttle's lower back and then collected the runoff beer that flowed over Tuttle's asscrack in an empty pitcher. I further heard that Belding then stirred the beer that was collected with his 14-inch cock and made you drink it. I also heard that some of Belding's gray pubes fell off into the pitcher when he was stirring it and got stuck in between a couple of your teeth.

Please let me know if there is any truth to this rumor. Thanks, buddy!

[Invader Hitler]

v,i just camein to tell you this:


shut up

[~V+]

ugf I have a more serious question for you

do you remember the episode of Saved By the Bell: the College Years in which you had a cameo and Zack and Slater were rushing a fraternity and you tagged along with them when they visited the frat? Remember how you brought balloons with you and made various balloon animals while you were there? What in the hell is wrong with you? You totally ruined that episode! Why were you such a blatent homo? I hope the Mr. Rogers gave you a beating for being such a loser that time.

[~V+]

hey ugf I heard this through the grapevine and i would love it if you could confirm/deny

During the filming of the movie "She's Out of Control", in which you played the pivotal character "kid on beach", is it true that you were sodomized by Tony Danza and Danny Pintauro in the back of Tony's shitty blue van? Please provide all the details dickhead!

[~V+]

Ugf, are you one of those assholes who is too lazy to carry a briefcase and instead uses one of those queer little rolling bags to transport about 15 pieces of paper while slowing movement of pedestrians on the sidewalk behind you? You probably do have one of those and use it to transport little chocolate donuts and CheezWhiz, don't you?

[~V+]

hey broski

remember how you like to talk shit about Mario Lopez and how you think his career sucks? Well, I saw him hosting the Extra tv show this weekend. What do you think about that, shithead? Not only is he a better drummer than you, he also co-hosts a TV show. Do you jerk off while watching him on Extra?

[~V+]

ugf man

if you were a major league baseball team, which shitty team would you be - the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, or the Chicago Cubs?

I think that if you were a basketball team, you would be the Washington Generals, that crappy team that always loses to the Harlem Globetrotters.

[~V+]

ugf i just wanted to know some truth behind this:

is it true that singer Neil Diamond is your biological father and he hated you for being born? Is it also true that he used to put out his cigar butts on your head, and that you grew your goofy bowl-cut to cover up the burn scars?

[~V+]

HEY ULTIMATEGIRFAN!

Why do carry around a butterfly knife with you? Is it to try to fend off all the bums who want a piece of your ass? Is it to try to fight off fake girlfriend for that last nugget of a beef n cheddar? Or is it because you like to have something to bulge in your pants that takes the place of your 1 inch cock? Get back to me quick tough guy!

[~V+]

man i want these questions answered right away

is it true that when you were on SBTB your cameo had you in the classroom

and mr. b told you about a lunar eclipse and how you guys were gonna watch it? and you said "MR. B! ISNT THAT BAD FOR YOUR EYES?" and he said "NOT IF YOU USE THESE" and handed you binoculars but you're too fucking dumb to notice it, so you went outside and looked at it and talked about how cool it was, then your right eye started to burn, and while you were stumbling around blind slater and zack socked you in the stomach?


you sure got fucked that time!

[~V+]

lmao u so dumb cant wait till u get banned again gonna be so funny

[~V+]

do you know how bad of a poster you are


worse than bmf

[SLUM WIZZARD]

im not even reading any of this but yea i guess

[Toxic-Skittles]

spam thread. rate terrible.

[kyle!]

invader frak

[SLUM WIZZARD]

spam thread. rate terrible.
ill beat you up irl

[~V+]

lmao u so dumb cant wait till u get banned again gonna be so funny

ugf remember when I said this like 4 years ago??? its still funny for years later!!! owned by me, 4 years later.

[George W. Bush]

v you have gone mad with power.