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~V+
09-03-2007, 05:10 PM
and i dont know why

Father..
09-03-2007, 05:12 PM
welp.

let's start with the basics here.

boxers, briefs, or boxerbriefs?

~V+
09-03-2007, 05:14 PM
briefs sometimes boxerbriefs

Father..
09-03-2007, 05:16 PM
boxerbriefs are where it's at.

I haven't worn straight briefs in like forever so yeah.

it's probably falling out because...

no, actually forget it i feel wrong talking about your genitals

~V+
09-03-2007, 05:33 PM
iodine i heard you buy those in bulk

Young Jeff Bridges
09-03-2007, 05:38 PM
u guys r funny

Invader Hitler
09-03-2007, 05:45 PM
how is that possible?!?!

Father..
09-03-2007, 05:46 PM
jazz, if you had a schlong you'd know it's very possible.

CONELRAD Advisory
09-03-2007, 05:48 PM
How the hell do you guys deal with external genitalia, anyway?

I'd be scared I'd accidentally sit on one of my nuts or something.

Invader Hitler
09-03-2007, 05:48 PM
i mean,briefs are the ones that look like panties or the tight boxers

CONELRAD Advisory
09-03-2007, 05:50 PM
Yeah, briefs are manties. Boxer-briefs just look like tight boxers.

Invader Hitler
09-03-2007, 05:52 PM
How the hell do you guys deal with external genitalia, anyway?

I'd be scared I'd accidentally sit on one of my nuts or something.

can you imagine?!

Father..
09-03-2007, 05:54 PM
boxer briefs are the best because it's a compromise.

standard briefs provide good support, but are pretty cramping for my boys.

standard boxers are more comfortable, but they just kinda let it all hang.

so boxer briefs are the best of both worlds.

haha, that's more than anyone ever wanted to know of my thoughs on the subject.

CONELRAD Advisory
09-03-2007, 05:55 PM
IS SOMEONE GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTION ABOUT SITTING ON YOUR NUTS OR WHAT

Inquiring minds.

Father..
09-03-2007, 05:56 PM
well gee I dunno.

it's never happened, i've never thought about it.

I sleep well enough even knowing of the prospect that it might happen

Invader Hitler
09-03-2007, 05:59 PM
i cant imagine the pain

~V+
09-03-2007, 06:04 PM
i have a fear of one of my balls turning the other way like in that venture bros episode


i had a friend that it happened too and from what he said he said hed rather be dead and that it was "basically like someone stepping on your nuts until they untwist it, thats how bad it hurts."

Takker
09-03-2007, 06:34 PM
it would suck to be a guy because when they get aroused, there's the boner factor. for girls it's like 'haha, I'm aroused but you can't tell' for guys it's like 'uh oh, I'm in class and I have a raging hard on, how can I hide it?'

so I'd imagine that would suck. also I too would worry about testicular torsion, because I guess it's more common than I thought.

GoodDog666
09-03-2007, 06:37 PM
just cover it with a sweatshirt no biggie

implode
09-03-2007, 06:40 PM
your nuts rest on your pants when you sit down, so it's pretty hard to accidentally sit on them. it might be a problem for nudists, but the regular guy has very little to worry about.

Young Jeff Bridges
09-03-2007, 07:06 PM
when you got a boner you just tuck it up into the waistband of whatever pants you're wearing, problem solved

also i have one pair of briefs and they make my junk look fucking great; obviously they are not white, however--white briefs make you look like a nerd.
then i have mostly boxer briefs and some boxers, but i actually boxers the most.
girls i know also like boxers the most so i take this into consideration

CONELRAD Advisory
09-03-2007, 07:11 PM
i have a fear of one of my balls turning the other way like in that venture bros episode

AUGH MY NO-NOS HURT!

I actually prefer briefs on my guys. Go figure. But yeah, it seems like most girls go for boxers. Fuck if I know why, I think they look ridiculous with a boner, which is generally when you're gonna be seeing a guy's underwear.

Lord of Sex
09-04-2007, 02:21 PM
Briefs would really make my nuts hurt if I wore them.