wat r u thinkin about rite now...

[robot]

lookin 2 steal :o

[implode]

dude needs to hurry up

[MST3Kakalina]

fuck this excel bullshit

[tass]

why did he put apple dumplings in my fridge?

[implode]

she wants to shoot wolves from planes so sport hunters have more game to shoot at??? are you fucking kidding me? fuck this bitch.

[PuppyWasteland666]

fuck the bus schedule

[Vile]

I just woke up from a nightmare that I was being framed for blowing up a gas station

[PuppyWasteland666]

what color paint, vile? blue, red, or something else?

[tass]

poof. poofpoofpoof. poof poof. what the hell.

[Obamachimaru]

Gas prices.

[Anne]

I'm really cold, it's 4 am, and I can't turn the heater on cause it'll probably wake my Dad up. Why aren't I going to bed? The internet is too pretty...

And so on and so forth along that theme.

[PuppyWasteland666]

the internet will be just as pretty in the morning

[Anne]

I know this is logically true, but...

[Young Jeff Bridges]

fuck the elite four

[töm]

it's hot out and i'm sweaty

[Lord Farquaad]

penguins: i like them

[tass]

i don't want to move.

[exemplary citizen]

goddamn, this is going to cost a lot of money

[PuppyWasteland666]

chinese food tastes bad after you carry it around in your bag all day

[Davey Rootbeer]

¿si no puede comerlo...porque comprarlo?

[Takker]

my mom is a craaaazy clean freak who exaggerates too much

[HappySilly4Doom]

(=^ - ^=)

*smiles and thinking about men touching each other Inappropriately*

[Takker]

<I>what?</i>

I want to hug the deer that was in my yard today

[Takker]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/Takker/DSC01630copy.jpg

[töm]

i hope my shrimp don't burn

[exemplary citizen]

man takker's backyard is a wonderland of wildlife

my head really hurts

[MST3Kakalina]

where the fuck is my birth control

[Davey Rootbeer]

that was the worst pez i have ever had in my life

[Vile]

oh god I wish I could watch a documentary on crack addicts. Or meth addicts. Or you know, whoever is just crazy. I think it would be interesting.

[PuppyWasteland666]

i'm thinking about the fact that i just hid behind a car so someone who i considered one of my very best friends wouldn't know i was there while he defended his friend who most likely sold my video camera for drugs.

now the only thought that's in my head is "why is a yoga mat on my bed?"

[Charnye West]

i think whenever i have a distinct taste in my mouth my breath probably smells terrible

[implode]

if one of these three dudes doesn't come through then tomorrow is gonna suuuuck

[Anne]

It's not fair for the hangover to hit at 9 o'clock at night.

Although does that mean I was drunk all day? Damn you Magic Punch!

[Davey Rootbeer]

tropical storm what the fuck why does this keep happening

[Anne]

Man, this yoghurt is <i>good</i>.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I got a bigger televison set in my room, I'm so happy!

*gleeem*

[steffi]

how do I get this fucking air conditioner to work

[implode]

oh dear god i did not get enough sleep

[PuppyWasteland666]

Wow, I was a hateful bitch who tried too hard to sound smart when I was 13-15. Reading ancient livejournals is not always a good idea. I really hope I'm not the same way now.

[implode]

<b>fuck</b> :(

[Vile]

good morning, nasal congestion.

[exemplary citizen]

oh dear god i did not get enough sleep

[Davey Rootbeer]

<b>fuck</b> :(.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

well, ripping open my balls at two in the morning on a fence sucked. at least the sixteen stitches didn't hurt. now i'm not going to get any for like two fucking weeks, from my boo or my left hand. the doctor was hilarious. he kept making jokes at my expense, and i was too tired at four in the morning to do anything but laugh about the entire situation. everyone back at jake's house was mortified. i can't believe i showed all my closest friends my balls. i even made a crack about it. "this is the one time all you guys get to see my balls, so. enjoy it." i can't believe that fucking fence destroyed my favorite pair of jeans.
at least i beat the elite four and got the national dex beforehand.

[PuppyWasteland666]

wow. i'm...sorry. did that actually happen?

why were you jumping over a fence at 2 in the morning?

[exemplary citizen]

because he beat the elite four and got the national dex

i mean, wouldn't you want to leap over a fence after that?

dude, that sucks. sorry about your balls.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

yeah it actually happened. there was a blurry picture taken, MAYBE I'LL SHOW YOUSE GUYS

my friend was like "let's go through these backyards to get back to jake's" and i was like "meh... ok." even though i was thinking "i am not wearing jeans that loose enough to be doing acrobatics" and i just took the fence the absolute wrong way despite me knowing that i couldn't do acrobatics in my favorite pair of jeans.

[Vile]

"She developed her love of curry ten years ago after sampling a dish so hot it made her go temporarily deaf – an experience she has been trying to replicate ever since."

[Taxy]

Wow, I haven't seen this movie since that one time at Koba's house. And why haven't I? This movie kicks ass!

(what is the elite four? I want to say gratz but I don't know what I'm gratz-ing)

[Charnye West]

its pokemon, and it's tough, good work man
(and your balls, sorry)

[Davey Rootbeer]

what the fuck why is there a tornado warning now

[Young Jeff Bridges]

god you guys should see me walk around IT'S COMEDY

and by that i mean pain is comedy

[Fistsetsfire]

I just bought a lighter 20 minutes ago, and already it's been stolen. "<B>Fuck.</B> :( "

[Anne]

Christ bro, are you going to be able to father kids now or what? That sucks big time.

[Fistsetsfire]

I was gonna rip on Jon for being emo by blaitantly saying he likes to cry, but then I read about his accident, and ... well ... what man kicks another man when he's down like that? Get better soon, soldier.

[KLEIN]

I would.


but women don't even have balls nice try jon

tried to pull a fast one on us eh

[Obamachimaru]

well, ripping open my balls at two in the morning on a fence sucked. at least the sixteen stitches didn't hurt. now i'm not going to get any for like two fucking weeks, from my boo or my left hand. the doctor was hilarious. he kept making jokes at my expense, and i was too tired at four in the morning to do anything but laugh about the entire situation. everyone back at jake's house was mortified. i can't believe i showed all my closest friends my balls. i even made a crack about it. "this is the one time all you guys get to see my balls, so. enjoy it." i can't believe that fucking fence destroyed my favorite pair of jeans.
at least i beat the elite four and got the national dex beforehand.

Always wondered, was there like goo inside the balls?

[Obamachimaru]

Like inside the scrotum, surrounding the balls I mean.

[PuppyWasteland666]

Don't you think that's a bit of an awkward question?

[Obamachimaru]

Well, I'm sure he's used to those types of situations seeing as he ripped his balls open prancing around doing God knows what at 2 in the morning.

[PuppyWasteland666]

Apparently he was going to his friend's house. And used to what kind of situation? Getting his balls ripped open? That seems like it would be pretty hard to get used to.

[Obamachimaru]

He ripped his balls open because he was wearing tight pant, and perhaps he learned his lesson about that particular garment choice. Also, I was talking about akward situations.

[Anne]

How do you manage to be such a holier-than-thou asswipe all the time? Don't you get tired of making people dislike you?

[implode]

wow reading about jon's problems made mine look really small in comparison

[HappySilly4Doom]

I'm so sorry that happened to you Poonchy...

:( :hug:


*gives jon a hug*

[Awesome McManly]

wow reading about jon's problems made mine look really small in comparison

which is funny because reading about his genitalia made mine look really big in comparison. :takker?!:

[t3]

That's almost as bad as the time that dog bit my face off.

Actually no never mind. I don't want my face and Poonchy's balls in the same conversation.

[KLEIN]

a dog bit your face?

[steffi]

How do you manage to be such a holier-than-thou asswipe all the time? Don't you get tired of making people dislike you?
seconded.

GOD I AM HUNGRY

[t3]

a dog bit your face?

Yeah when I was like 12. Getting that shit fixed was a new definition of pain.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

hey obamachimaru go suck on a bag of dicks. they weren't tight pants so much as they just weren't jeans that are good for acrobatics, you dumb piece of shit. how did you get unbanned? who likes you enough for that?

but to answer your question, i wouldn't fucking know, because i didn't rip my balls completely open. just most of the skin, i don't really know how to describe it--all that was left was a thin meat/fat layer; there wasn't skin, but we hadn't reached the inner workings of the balls yet. as far as i know, yeah, i'll still be able to father children. kate bandaged them up and cocooned them really well so they've been doing a lot better this past day. i even went camping last night BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN CHAMPION and i can cry enjoyably or sadly any time i fucking want

[KLEIN]

I do. He's like a UGF with social skills.

[implode]

hahaha he IS

[Anne]

I hope you heal quick then, I guess.

And he totally is, but it doesn't make me like him any better :)

[töm]

i'm feeling pretty bad about jon's pants.

we all know that feeling of losing a very special article of clothing.



and FUCK SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING BOAT

[exemplary citizen]

OH GOD NO whyyyyyyy

i had such an amazing afternoon in that boat.

:( :( :(

[Fistsetsfire]

How do people manage to steal a boat, and why?

[töm]

BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING FUCKS

[PuppyWasteland666]

no, not the boat!!

those fuckers.

[Anne]

Sadface! What kind of boat? Can you get compensation or whatevs?

[steffi]

oh, wait. I thought it was hurricane'd. :(

[PuppyWasteland666]

the hurricane stole your boat? :(

[MST3Kakalina]

WHAT THE FUCK IS MAKING THAT NOISE OH GOD I HOPE A BIRD DOESN'T FLY IN MY WINDOW I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT SHIT

[Chakan]

I'm thinking about how much my testes hurt after reading about Jon's encounter with a fence. WHY MUST THEY BE EMPATHETIC.

[exemplary citizen]

if he doesn't start taking his medication, so help me god

[KLEIN]

course: dropped

[exemplary citizen]

shit, these are some good storyboards

[Vile]

I'll never find a job : (((

[Takker]

I just got one, and I'm thinking that the 20 minute trip to the drug testing center wasn't worth the time it took me to pee in a cup. :/

[PuppyWasteland666]

these headphones are wonderful. i want headphones like these.

[Takker]

and it's raining :(

[implode]

man if this works out life will be SO MUCH EASIER

[PuppyWasteland666]

a friend of mine just walked by who i haven't seen in years. she looks to be at least 6 months pregnant. i guess she stopped saving up for that sex change...

[Taxy]

Dammit this job would be so perfect if I had a car....

[töm]

wtf is that streetcar doing in front of my house

[MST3Kakalina]

i should take a shower

[exemplary citizen]

why do people STILL have car alarms

QUICKLY, THAT CITIZEN'S CAR IS IN PERIL, LET US ALL RUSH TO HIS AID THIS SECOND

i want to break this guy's windows

[implode]

it doesn't dissolve under my tongue very well

[t3]

our leadership is generally very inadequate.

[Fistsetsfire]

"Impressed" is just not t3's color.

[Chakan]

Why is pixel art so hard?

[Anne]

I love this thread.

[PuppyWasteland666]

i'm thinking that it was a very bad idea to decide to get to class a little bit early while it's raining. now i have to sit under an overhang outside in the cold without a sweatshirt for 25 minutes. no way i'm walking back through that wall of water to get to the library.

[Davey Rootbeer]

if they combined "trauma center" with "scrubs", who would perform the healing touch?

[MST3Kakalina]

fuuuuuuuuuck my dad is a tremendous douche. i hate talk radio.

[Takker]

I make this dinner so much better than my mom. too much italian seasoning and garlic :mad:

[Vile]

I wish matt didn't hate black people so much

[KLEIN]

I'm makin' brownies

[implode]

FUCK THAT NEW SONG SOUNDED GOOD WHY AM I NOT FAMOUS YET

[Young Jeff Bridges]

why do people STILL have car alarms

QUICKLY, THAT CITIZEN'S CAR IS IN PERIL, LET US ALL RUSH TO HIS AID THIS SECOND

i want to break this guy's windows

there's an ok movie about this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425308/

[Awesome McManly]

FUCK THAT NEW SONG SOUNDED GOOD WHY AM I NOT FAMOUS YET

you need to start wearing sweatervest and bowties to your gigs. it's all the rage with kids today.

[Takker]

make the stuffiness stop :(

[Anne]

I don't think my neck is supposed to make that noise when I turn my head.

[robot]

i want to buy some records but i'm broke
tomorrow i'll have some cash but
need to save it for travelling..
djing friday, yay

[Anne]

Fuck, it's 5.30 in the mornign and I haven't gone to bed yet!

[Young Jeff Bridges]

i still have to shower and shave and all that bullshit. i don't want to go to work at all. fuck money, fuck my bills. and i'm fuckin tired of kate acting like this. i mean, i understand, but why the shit do i always gotta be the one to get this treatment? lash out on the people who get you in that way in the fucking first place, and start treating me not like shit. it's such a goddamn fucking cycle. i'm a dick right back, because that's my immature knee-jerk reaction. i wish i could rise above it, because i know, i understand, and yet i can't stop myself from acting like i don't

the fucking maniac

[Vile]

blergh I'm needy

[steffi]

oh man... fuck placement tests...

[Charnye West]

my throat closed up after work and my job revolves enitrely around talking to people, it's a good thing i only work 4 hours tomorrow

[implode]

christ i wish meg would get online/come over/tell me wtf she's doing tonight

[Takker]

coughdrops never taste the way they say they're supposed to.

[Davey Rootbeer]

FINALLY REACHED MY TARGET WEIGHT OF 140.

gonna celebrate with a huge feast.


wait....fuck :/

[implode]

you had a target weight?

[Anne]

Suck it Schubert! You with your writing awesome things in German, I freaking <i>own</i> at this piece.

[implode]

what if dicks were shoes...

[Anne]

How did implode just read my mind?

[Chakan]

:fappo:

When did we get these lovely new emotes?

[Lord Farquaad]

what if dicks were shoes... <sfd>

[MST3Kakalina]

that was a weird fuckin' dream

[Chakan]

Woot, finally got the braces off.

[exemplary citizen]

everything seems bigger when it's on your ass

[implode]

*blink*

[Doctor Doomdong]

i'm waiting on hurricane ike to come and destroy texas. DESTRUCTION IS NICE!

[Doctor Doomdong]

(=^ - ^=)

*smiles and thinking about men touching each other Inappropriately*

kewl.....do you remember me?

[PuppyWasteland666]

why is there a train crossing signal in the middle of my campus?

[Takker]

who the fuck unbanned doomsong? <i>again</i>

[Vile]

what the fuck hangovers are not supposed to last all day

I call foul

[Fistsetsfire]

Wiping isopropyl alcohol on an open wound on your knuckles is <I>not</I> the most comfortable thing ever.

[implode]

i wish i was comfortable with being one of those people who's like "whatever plans you have for tomorrow, <i>break them</i>, you are me are hanging out instead" but maybe it's better that i'm not.

[Anne]

Oh god, I actually have to stop procrastinating this essay now, don't I? Fuck you, third year!

[Taxy]

Why is it that even though I'm completely ready and prepared for this meeting, I still feel tense and fidgety and nervous?

[HappySilly4Doom]

kewl.....do you remember me?

:takker?!: :cheers: !!

YOU BACK!


How have you been?

*smiles*

[PuppyWasteland666]

my friend with no house to go to is sleeping on my floor right now. i really hope he isn't discovered.

[Takker]

I REALLY need to learn how to remember names...

[Takker]

also: panera bread's broccoli cheddar soup is so delicious, but I'm too stuffy to taste it :(

[Vile]

I should not go out tonight

I should stay in bed and rest

Eat lots of chicken soup


:X

[Chakan]

This shouldn't exist. (http://www.fusionfall.com/index.html)

[Davey Rootbeer]

gah i can't reach this lightbulb to change it even with my dad's 4-foot ladder. damned high ceilings.

[Charnye West]

fuck i need to lock up my debit card so that i do not overdraw ever the fuck again

[Takker]

I bit my lip

but I'm done shopping for m mom's birthday!

[Anne]

Hell yes, $200 headphones I didn't have to pay for. Awesometowne, population: me.

[implode]

people are all like YEAH CALL ME LATER and then you call them and they don't answer and and it's like shit i do this all the time but i'm still really fucking pissed that it happened to me

[ignorance]

Why am I still here?

[Fistsetsfire]

people are all like YEAH CALL ME LATER and then you call them and they don't answer and and it's like shit i do this all the time but i'm still really fucking pissed that it happened to me

Fuck, dude. I hate that shit. People genuinely piss me off when they say and do just that. Then, when you don't call, they're like, "Dude! You never call me!", and it's like, "Yeah! You don't answer, dillhole!" I mean, what do people want?

I have to be at work in 4 hours. Why am I still up? Thank god for Monster.

[Anne]

Why, <i>why</i>, have I agreed to write this with no word limits, no proper subject matter, and no idea what style she wants? Cookies are not enough for this kind of shit.

Also being reminded of the people that have died in your year since you left high school is incredibly sad.

[HappySilly4Doom]

people are all like YEAH CALL ME LATER and then you call them and they don't answer and and it's like shit i do this all the time but i'm still really fucking pissed that it happened to me

:( I know, sometimes I try to call you, and now I can never reach you. I usually get disappointed because you're fun to talk to, when I could reach you.

*disappointed*

[Davey Rootbeer]

what the fuck the only person that calls me is this spam bot that keeps telling me that "THIS IS THE SECOND ATTEMPT..." before it starts going on about registration on my vehicle and how i can renew it - doesnt let me get a word in edgewise.

[MST3Kakalina]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL HOLY CHRIST



AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

[Takker]

haha, my neighborhood's block party got cancelled again

[Vile]

this doctor's appointment had better be AWESOME

or I'm quitting life >: OOO

[implode]

:( I know, sometimes I try to call you, and now I can never reach you. I usually get disappointed because you're fun to talk to, when I could reach you.

*disappointed* oh man that's because my cellphone is broken

wow i feel bad for not telling you about that :(

[ignorance]

I wonder what happens when i push the big red button....

[Anne]

What the shit is this?

Argh, my room just has to be south facing on the first real spring day we've had. Gets better from here on in though, I suppose.

[t3]

Oh shit fuck tits cock I can't find my leave paperwork.


Piss.

[Vile]

ugh what no I don't want to be the one playing the video game!!

ffff

[Takker]

the misadventures of flapjack is the best show ever

[HappySilly4Doom]

oh man that's because my cellphone is broken

wow i feel bad for not telling you about that :(

:)

It's okay, I just once in awhile wish that me and Keith can three way call you at times.

*smiles*

[Anne]

I wonder why is my hair being so uncooperative today. Quit being lame, seriously.

[KLEIN]

I just stayed up all night playing peggle why the hell did I mess up my sleep schedule like that

I have to wake up at 9am tomorrow

[Takker]

raining again :/

[PuppyWasteland666]

i love birthday parties

[Obamachimaru]

what the hell are you supposed to do if you are at a friend's brother's 14th birthday party and one of your closest and most trusted (18 year old) friends tells you that they have been having sex with the birthday boy?

You woot.

[Davey Rootbeer]

i hope certain people we know in south texas with a pancreas condition have not been aversely affected by that monster hurricane

[Lord Farquaad]

why do people like mike patton

[Fistsetsfire]

You woot.

Nice.

[Vile]

I need to learn to cook for the sake of this starving person

[exemplary citizen]

fucking roto.

[Fistsetsfire]

Roto ... virus?

[Vile]

rotoscoping?

[exemplary citizen]

^^^

wish it was something marginally more interesting, like rototiller

[Chakan]

wish it was something marginally more interesting, like rototiller What isn't exciting about rotoscoping? I think it's really cool, and some of the best games ever made used it before computers were able to render 3D in real time, such as Prince of Persia and Flashback.

[exemplary citizen]

<a href=http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~mrehrer/vfx/roto.html>it's not that kind of rotoscoping</a>

[Chakan]

Oh. :(

[exemplary citizen]

see, that's what I said

and then they were all like "do it anyway"

[implode]

well this sucks

[Obamachimaru]

well this sucks

I don't really understand the point of people posting stuff like this. Not to single you out, as a lot of people are doing it, but what is the point of posting cryptic things that only you or someone close to you would understand? Just my 2 cents.

[KLEIN]

I think that this thread in particular has become a sort of "Twitter" for RWAM and that mysterious, cryptic posting is not only condoned, but encouraged.




Nancy don't forget to respond to the stuff in the political thread. You opted to post about family guy instead, and that is not on topic.

[PuppyWasteland666]

how many almond cookies can the human body consume before dying? i think i'm going to find out.

[moose30]

immm thinkking about
how many people actually give money to the Tv Ads to help Ophan kids in Africa or wherever.

[exemplary citizen]

man I hope this download doesn't drop out, this would make my life so much more pleasant

[robot]

chicago is so chicago rite now

[Anne]

Jesus, cat! Make up your mind about being on my lap or not. Also, your head doesn't work that way, also my leg is not a scratching post arrrgh.

[Davey Rootbeer]

chicago is so chicago rite now
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[HappySilly4Doom]

Today I just got my tonsils removed, and my throat has never known pain quite like this, I hope I can go to my classes tomorrow....

:raincloud

*sad*

[PuppyWasteland666]

i really, really hope that i'm being paranoid and something very terrible hasn't just happened to me

[exemplary citizen]

oh awesome. the one night i'm home alone and I break the tv. good going there, me.

[implode]

if she cheated on me i'm killing her fucking cat

[HappySilly4Doom]

='( Don't do it cory, the kitty cat is an inocent by stander, it didn't chose it's owner.

*scared 4 cat*

[implode]

*SIGH*

i couldn't actually do it, i love kitties too much, but i would absolutely make her <i>think</i> that i was going to do it

[exemplary citizen]

man idiocracy is so good

[KLEIN]

1 day later and I still can't believe my mattress was taken/repossessed.

Pretty much the most inconvenient way to start out your week.

[Fistsetsfire]

man idiocracy is so good


That was a good movie. Mike Judge, go figure.

This is the first day in three days that I've had power! Huge windstorm hit, and the main transformer on my street blew and fucked everything over. My landlord and I [in the middle of the storm] tried to save my neighbor's car from being broadsided by the awning by the side door. It didn't work. :takker?!: I've got a huge cut on my head. It's neat. There's a whole bunch of tree debris and roof shingles everywhere, and I think only <I>some</I> of it's from our unit. Also: Everything in my fridge spoiled, and I had to run my medication over to my mom's house.

But ... as far as not logging out for three day goes: Sorry everyone. I had no other option. My bad.

[Taxy]

Yeah I love Idiocracy. Josh showed it to me like a year ago. S'awesome.

And right now I am thinking about how lucky I've been to have been financially ok for the last 9 months and whether or not my luck will hold with the current economic situation.

I am also thinking about Froot Loops.

[ignorance]

damn. i dropped my fish down the drain. now, is that switch the light or the garbage disposal...

[Vile]

damn. i dropped my fish down the drain. now, is that switch the light or the garbage disposal...

:mad: :mad: :mad:

[ignorance]

Dont worry, it was the light. The fish still died tho.

[improbablynaked]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
john ritter

[PuppyWasteland666]

Dont worry, it was the light. The fish still died tho.

if that actually happened, why were you posting on a message board when you could have been saving the fish?

[tass]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
john ritter
did you know john ritter died?

[t3]

Gotta finish a movie a power point presentation my leave paperwork my motorcycle class registration and whatever routine crap comes up tomorrow god damn am I busy.

Still, 'least my shotgun mike arrived.

[tass]

talk like a pirate day in less than twenty-four hours, excitedexcitedexcited and such

[KLEIN]

I hate people who like things and are happy and I especially hate people who get excited and happy over things like talk like a pirate day grrr

[PuppyWasteland666]

i hate pretending to be happy so that people won't think that i'm a clinically depressed whiner who's trying to get attention.

[tass]

I hate people who like things and are happy and I especially hate people who get excited and happy over things like talk like a pirate day grrr
but see i have a reason to be, aside from what day it is. a few friends and i are all getting jolly roger tattoos.

also, for a good time, have sex with someone who celebrates the day.

[KLEIN]

arrr

[tass]

avast ye

[Fistsetsfire]

did you know john ritter died?

:takker?!: When was this??

[Anne]

I love the old jokes.

I have to write an essay in about eight hours tomorrow. Usually not a problem, but it's not exactly an inspirational kind of topic. Damn it.

[HappySilly4Doom]

I hate people who like things and are happy and I especially hate people who get excited and happy over things like talk like a pirate day grrr

:takker?!: !

:raincloud

*disapointed*

[exemplary citizen]

oh no my neighbors lost their cute little kitten :( :( :( :(

[kyle!]

i'm thinking about when i'm gonna feed my spiders

[kyle!]

also this mouse is annoying because you can use the little rubber wheel thing to scroll down, but not up. i'm thinking about that, too.

[tass]

i've gone a whole week without wearing underoos.

[Takker]

petsmart's uniforms are fucking ugly why can't they wear smocks?!ufhpdsihgpisuhgidh

[exemplary citizen]

^^ex-petco employee representin'

man ironman is so good

[PuppyWasteland666]

37 minutes until my sister's 8th birthday, and i haven't sent her a gift. i'm a terrible sibling.

[implode]

i've gone a whole week without wearing underoos. perhaps you're looking for the "post your pic" thread

hoho

[tass]

avast ye, that there ye may be right abouthat.

[Awesome McManly]

post vag

[Figg]

Its cold and Im nippley.

[Young Jeff Bridges]

fuck talk like a pirate day

[implode]

talk like a douchebag day

spend the whole day: explaining why the bands you like are better than the bands everyone else likes!

trying to explain quantum mechanics to young children and blue collar workers in a gradually condescending tone!

talking about your political opinions!

woo!

[Vile]

^^ex-petco employee representin'

man ironman is so good

pets unlimited:cool:

[Lord Farquaad]

talk like a douchebag day

spend the whole day: explaining why the bands you like are better than the bands everyone else likes!

trying to explain quantum mechanics to young children and blue collar workers in a gradually condescending tone!

talking about your political opinions!

woo!
but.... the bands il ike <i>are</i> better than the bands other ppl like :O

[Young Jeff Bridges]

well that was a clusterfuck

[KLEIN]

talk like a douchebag day

spend the whole day: explaining why the bands you like are better than the bands everyone else likes!

trying to explain quantum mechanics to young children and blue collar workers in a gradually condescending tone!

talking about your political opinions!

woo!

but then how is it different than any other day

[implode]

it isn't man. every day is douchebag day.

[Lord Farquaad]

for u maybe >:)

[implode]

hiyoooooooo

[Fistsetsfire]

talk like a douchebag day


So, like, Rollins-ear Black Flag is better than what <I>you</I> listen to because you listen to pre-Rollins Black Flag, and though I've never had an opinion on it either way, I'm still gonna say it's better because I have an outraged tone in my voice! Black Flag is kind of like quantum mechanics in so far as only ridiculously smart people understand it, while others merely fiddle in the front yeard with the transmissions of their old Ramonesmobiles. It's like, "kitty go meow, doggy go woof, Rollins go spray paint the walls." I know you're tired of those assholes in Washington telling you what to do. I know you want a presidential candidate who's ready for change, and do you know what Barack Obama wants? He wants you to listen to Rollins-era Black Flag. If you don't, you support terrorism.

Woo.

[implode]

spoken like a true douche...

[Lord Farquaad]

im the worst kind of poser ive read the chapter in our band could be your life about black flag a million times and i know the names of most of black flags albums and shit but ive never actually heard a black flag song

[Lord Farquaad]

i just imagine it sounds like minor threat without ian mackaye whining about drugz

[Lord Farquaad]

cory why u never on aim

[Anne]

Because he hates freedom.

[implode]

i just imagine it sounds like minor threat without ian mackaye whining about drugz hahaha man you're actually pretty spot on there

and yes because i hate freedom duh

[implode]

and wait a minute what <i>you're</i> the one who's never online

what kind of sick game are you playing...

[KLEIN]

trogg you douche

shown clearly through all one million and twenty two thousand of your posts

[Rory Storm]

.

[KLEIN]

who the hell unbanned you?