more research

[töm]

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you can mix n' match.

[exemplary citizen]

how about "...died after a long battle with hidden foetal twin"

[KLEIN]

I don't like this poll

[Meat Load]

i want to die

[retardedfaggot]

i want to die

[Meat Load]

get fucked retard

[retardedfaggot]

Love you.

[DOOKIE!]

hows come "...knee deep in a warm, wet vagina" isn't an option?

[töm]

idk i guess i was just projecting and i can't really relate to that'


but add "...by their own hand..." to the list above.

[Fistsetsfire]

Actually, I'm kinda with Rhonda on this one. I mean, it's the ideal way to go, admit it.

[Meat Load]

i thought the question was "most realistic" not "ideal"

[Davey Rootbeer]

"diet worked out well for them"

[Forever Finite]

tom, now how did you ever hope to include enough options for this kind of poll on a board like this one?

either you're trying to start some drama... or..... VAGINA?

[Fistsetsfire]

i thought the question was "most realistic" not "ideal"

Why can't it be both? :D

[implode]

wow i really like this question. good show old chap.

i thought the question was "most realistic" not "ideal" actually that's a distinction that probably should be made because i thought the opposite

[steffi]

as always, I interpreted it internally...

but only in an ironic funny double entendre nonsensical way.

[Awesome McManly]

hows come "...knee deep in a warm, wet vagina" isn't an option?

any vagina large and wet enough to be knee deep in would have to belong to Takker.

[Fistsetsfire]

My tongue can't repel flavors of THAT magnit-

Nevermind.

[Dr. Badman]

It's all a joke until you're knee deep in Takker's vagina.

[deadish]

i've always wanted to die in some way that none of me would be left..
you know, some kind of bomb explosion or something that would just vaporize me and no one would have to see or touch my dead body.
**shudders**

somebody send me a letterbomb.

[Fistsetsfire]

I like the idea, but I'm hoping for more of an alien invasion with lasers that instantly disintegrate people. This way, not only is there no mess to clean up later, but ... c'mon. Lasers. That's sweet.

[DOOKIE!]

any vagina large and wet enough to be knee deep in would have to belong to Takker.

that's not what your mom said!!!






(get it? it's a maturnity joke)

[Fistsetsfire]

A recap of the curent leading results:

"Killed instantly in a freak accident. Though they knew in their final moments they were about to die, their bod[y/ies] could not be recovered."

This is turning out pretty well, actually, but it needs to be expanded. Exactly what kind of "freak accident" would be best to be instantly killed in without the trace of mortal remnants?

[implode]

eaten by a dinosaur

[retardedfaggot]

Eaten by a dinosaur qualifies as a time paradox accident.

[implode]

was that a poll option i missed or something

[retardedfaggot]

You just missed it.