a collection of poems

[Young Jeff Bridges]

Ayo wut up! It's Dr. Dre
Comin' in this club, 'bout to get some play
Tearin' pussy up like it ain't no thang
Fuck a new hole almost each and every day
Oh you skep?
Come on, let's place a bet
By the end of the night, I'ma have your coochie wet
Get you flowin' like the Nile, gonna have this place a mess
I'll get the femme-cum out you girl but first you must undress
Haha, yeah, first you must undress
Throw back a little alcohol and maybe hit the sess
Loosen up, girl
Yeah you a tight-ass chick
You'll get it with the alcohol then get it from my dick
And when the dick's done, you'll get a little lick
Unless that pussy clean, I ain't nibble on that shit

~

Pussy dripz all on my lips
Got my dick all in your tits
Then your butt will get my shaft
And then you'll get the shits
I'ma lick your clit
Gonna spit on that shit
Gonna give you tips
On how to grind on my dick
Gonna put my fingers in your butthole
Gonna put your fingers in mine
Anal play don't equal gay
You'll learn that in due time

~

Ey girl! Dat ass big as Jupiter
Booty shakin' rhythms gonna make a brother stupider
Bend over, lemme stick it in your poopiter
Get my semen mixed in with your poopy goopiter

~

I wanna go to the Best Coast
Pussy Juice Bay, where I get pussy the most
Waterfalls of cunt squirt, waterfalls of cum
Fishin' for them bitches mighty easy 'cause they dumb
Yeah, the Best Coast
Where them bitches blank as rocks
Instead of using dynamite, I'm fishin' wit my cock

~

Galactic ganj' and we in outer space
Fuck her hard and then blow smoke in her face
Light a joint up and put it in her box
She pussy-smoke it while I torch a fat rock

~

You can rub it for me live, we can call it Stickam
Girl that mouth ain't used for words, let me stick my dick in

~

Girl you want that gushy stuff?
Trade you for that pussy stuff
Ain't tryna be no pushy stuff
Just tryna give you dick

[Meat Load]

you didnt write any of that

[Young Jeff Bridges]

i wrote all of it zach

[Meat Load]

i want to hear you reading it all aloud in the same voice you used in your wild wings commercial jon

[Young Jeff Bridges]

i don't think that will sound very good

[Meat Load]

i really want to hear it though

[Young Jeff Bridges]

and what do you want me to do about that

[Meat Load]

cut the foreplay and just record yourself doing this already

[Young Jeff Bridges]

k



also i put these up here for public consumption and review as obviously not all of them are complete verses or choruses

[Meat Load]

the last one is funny

[Young Jeff Bridges]

they're all funny man


i should have known only you would have graced me with a response about my dirty porn raps

[Meat Load]

theyre all decent, kind of evocative of spank rock or somethin

i just really like the way the last one ends without rhyming at all i feel like thats kind of underused as a comic device in rap

[retardedfaggot]

I appreciate this part:
'Ey girl! Dat ass big as Jupiter
Booty shakin' rhythms gonna make a brother stupider
Bend over, lemme stick it in your poopiter
Get my semen mixed in with your poopy goopiter'

[Young Jeff Bridges]

thanks 4 stroking my egos guys
but also thanks for the real rap analyzation trogglodyte