cory's birthday is tomorrow

[steffi]

:<3:

[Meat Load]

he died

[steffi]

LOL NO HE DIN'T

[Mias]

cory...

[steffi]

be happy!! his birthday.

[GoodDog666]

hi cory

[Retard Girl]

happy birthday coryyyyyy

[MST3Kakalina]

mali i like you but the shit in your sig is just awful and i always adblock it.


also happy birthday cory. wherever you are. :(

[Charnye West]

Cory get happy and let us love you

[Dr. Badman]

If I had a rape dollar for every time I've heard that...

[Charnye West]

Spiderman: I am Gay for You

(replace spiderman with cory)

[Chakan]

Happy birthday man! Hope you're having a totally badical birthday!

[Anne]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOUR FACE IS NEAT.

[steffi]

happy birthday, darling.

[retardedfaggot]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLEASE.

[exemplary citizen]

happy birthday now come back and start posting

[Awesome McManly]

the best thing about sock puppets is that I can make one look like Cory and then stick it on my boner!

...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Fistsetsfire]

Happy birthday! Cory's special. He's getting older, and so much better. We all want to embarass him, that's why I'm posting this sooong. :D So Happy Fucking Birthday, Cory's special. Cory's special.


My name is Mike Burkett, and I approve this Birthday cake. :cake:

[HappySilly4Doom]

:cake:

Happy B~Day, Cory!

*smiles and waves*

[implode]

happy birthday, darling. thanks, sweetheart. ;)

hi everybody. how've you been?

[Charnye West]

welcome back and happy birthday dude, it is good to see you!

[implode]

hey thanks

i thought about this place every day. didn't miss one.

[steffi]

yay cory yay!

[retardedfaggot]

Hey wait, is everything in here a GIANT LIE?

[Awesome McManly]

did you lurk?

[Meat Load]

what the fuck are you talking about

[retardedfaggot]

No.

[t3]

thanks, sweetheart. ;)

hi everybody. how've you been?

I had shrimp... for dinner!!

[implode]

Hey wait, is everything in here a GIANT LIE? what does this mean

did you lurk? no. i didn't even have internet access for a while. i got it back a few weeks ago but i couldn't bring myself to lurk.

I had shrimp... for dinner!! hey that's swell. i don't particularly like shrimp myself but more power to you :)

[retardedfaggot]

I had some fake meat loaf.

I love you guys and I wish you the best.

[steffi]

I ate korean food.

and tonight, hopefully, I'll be having liquor for dinner.

[implode]

plz dont love me i have almost no idea who you are i'm sure to disappoint you

[retardedfaggot]

I don't really love you.

[implode]

oh well then i guess it was a useless thing to say huh

[t3]

hey that's swell. i don't particularly like shrimp myself but more power to you :)

Yeah it was okay I mean I wouldn't have bought a DVD of the time so as to relive it over and over again or anything but you know.

So I'll be in Korea in a few months, too. That's kinda crazy.

[retardedfaggot]

I'm sorry, man.

[implode]

So I'll be in Korea in a few months, too. That's kinda crazy. yeah it is. are you nervous?

[Mias]

cory! this made my day. well i love you.

[implode]

I'm sorry, man. nono. don't be. don't let me say u ain't beautiful.

[implode]

cory! this made my day. well i love you. i like to make days :D

[Mias]

well i'd say you've made at least two

[retardedfaggot]

That makes me feel really special. I'm glad we had this moment.:drugz:

[t3]

yeah it is. are you nervous?

A bit I guess I mean I'm sure Korea will be better than Texas. God. Texas, you know? God.

But man I tell you what sucks I was just starting to get to know people around here after all the people I knew left, which has happened like twice now. Also my bike is sold. I am gon' go crazy from nothing good to do.

[implode]

well i'd say you've made at least two two?

A bit I guess I mean I'm sure Korea will be better than Texas. God. Texas, you know? God.

But man I tell you what sucks I was just starting to get to know people around here after all the people I knew left, which has happened like twice now. Also my bike is sold. I am gon' go crazy from nothing good to do. yeah. it sucks to wonder if the people you'll never see again would have offered a better life. but yeah it'll probably be better than texas.

[KLEIN]

hey cory long time no see

[Mias]

two of my days. i dunno.

[retardedfaggot]

Well, the roof of my mouth is fine, so I guess my day is pretty made.

[implode]

hey cory long time no see hey man you were one of the ppl i thought about alot while i was gone hope that makes you feel as gay as i do

two of my days. i dunno. oh i thought you meant there was a day prior to this one that i had made lol whoops

Well, the roof of my mouth is fine, so I guess my day is pretty made. am i like just supposed to ignore you or do you genuinely want a response to a status update about the roof of your mouth

[KLEIN]

that does, thanks

[retardedfaggot]

I don't expect a response, but I do appreciate it.

[Meat Load]

am i like just supposed to ignore you or do you genuinely want a response to a status update about the roof of your mouth

thats basically the only kinds of things this dude posts, welcome back lol

[Chakan]

Welcome back! Sucks you didn't have internet for a while. Was it a problem with your ISP or something?

[exemplary citizen]

fuck yeah, coryparty itt

if someone could actually manage to pull a moosechat together, I would participate

[retardedfaggot]

I think there is one going on now.

[exemplary citizen]

well what the fuck, somebody invite me

[Mias]

it's over now :(

[exemplary citizen]

shit.

[Mias]

plus you never told me your aim name

[exemplary citizen]

pm sent

[Fistsetsfire]

Damn. I missed out on that.

[Wonderful Aisha]

Happy super belated birfdee Coryyyyy <3<3<3