nowing when ur being watched

[Juggalo_Zane]

its like ur un saf yo ;)

[Mias]

MMMMMMMMMMMFWCL

[Meat Load]

anyone else think "being a juggalo" is reason enough for a ban

[Mias]

hey hows it goin? this is ur lucky day i dont usally let my standards creep this low but wat the fuck right? right anywayz since u have the awsome prvelage of being in this straight nasty bum 4 lifes presence from Clearlake park yeah can holla back right when u get this aight peace see ya round like a donut u sweet ass tasty treat much luv and respects
the bay area sucks more dick than a chubby Elton john wanna be on PCP.so whats up ladies?bring them pussy holes over here and let me take lots of licks in you!you cum guzzling scabie infested sewer skank bag lady AIDS havin one tooth havin bitch.you better respect these Gorrilla nuts!Big Juggalo nation stompin on all you broke ass mainstream hater hound dog slurpin off a lotus warior's dick piece drinkin up all my shine, and let me tell you one more time its like this,i might be broke, and financialy embaresed, but at least i ain't got no money!!!!!B-) so after i split your fuckin V peice off somthin proper I'll have you payin me while i'm fuckin your mom and sis!ya feel me?clearlake bitch. I know your reading this all you sluts so just be real and get naked and suck my dick somthin crazy

[GoodDog666]

i always confuse juggalo with drag queen

[KLEIN]

you're sure juggalos aren't just playing a joke on all of us by pretending to be fans of ICP?

[exemplary citizen]

hi juggalo zane, did you go to <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNe11E_KiAk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Foutlawvern.com%2F&feature=player_embedded>the gathering</a> this year

[Charnye West]

attn: all fat kids

body: it's time to get paid

[Meat Load]

this is an andrewmelvik rereg, by the way

[Charnye West]

nicolas cage in: nowing

[retardedfaggot]

Bumm

[Meat Load]

its kind of sad how it's gotten to where people who self-identify as juggalos can still dress as "hip" as this kid does and not die from cognitive dissonance. im just going to only talk to people with giant beards and full-arm tattoos from now on

[whodaimen]

I say you all beat the shit out of his e-identity and e-conscience until he divulges "factual" (by the collective's standards and beliefs) personal information.

At this point, you should probably all take turns putting him down, only to bring his confidence back up in small incremental doses until he "fits in". I'd recommend you start with Invader Zim. Never speak of this program in a positive light, because that's how bad ass you all are. You are the awesome police.

Some time later, the reason he came to this <del>forum</del> "Message Board" in the first place remains. Watch as he struggles to convince you all that his interests are _not_ unfit for your collectively unparalleled awesome.

By now, I'd imagine the poor fellow has had enough of your collective abuse, and will attempt to storm off the face of the internet in a fit of *emotion here*. It's usually "apathy".

.......

.......

.......

(un?)fortunately after this e-Stockholm syndrome has been applied successfully,
he will return.

[Mias]

where in california?

[retardedfaggot]

HEY THIS IS A MESSAGE BOARD.

[KLEIN]

You are the awesome police.

what's your damage, whodaimen

[steffi]

that's a phrase I can approve of.

[MST3Kakalina]

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[Meat Load]

lol whodaimen all butthurt and shit, all writing giant words im never gonna read

[3AM]

what's your damage, whodaimen
He's such a pillowcase.

[Juggalo_Zane]

its kind of sad how it's gotten to where people who self-identify as juggalos can still dress as "hip" as this kid does and not die from cognitive dissonance. im just going to only talk to people with giant beards and full-arm tattoos from now on
wats ur proplum ok so leae me lone ok

[Juggalo_Zane]

hey just leave me alone okdid i hert u no

[KLEIN]

ok

[Juggalo_Zane]

thnk u i just hate it when people make fun ofmme cuz i am a juggalo

[Mias]

that will happen

[Charnye West]

why do you self-identify with juggalos

also lol 'proplum'

[exemplary citizen]

yeah, you kind of have to accept the fact that people will torment you mercilessly if you announce that you are, in fact, "down with the clown"

crucial life lessons itt

[whodaimen]

what's your damage, whodaimen

I loved you most of all.

[MST3Kakalina]

more like you can enjoy songs from ICP's ouevre without deciding to use their retarded nomenclature as an identity label. our friend zack here would have done better with his first choice of kool911_zack.

i mean for fuck's sake i have been known to enjoy the occasional ICP tune myself.

[Charnye West]

what is a juggalo? well, he ain't exactly dead...

[Mias]

i liked the dating game song in high school

[KLEIN]

thnk u i just hate it when people make fun ofmme cuz i am a juggalo

actually I think the other big reason is that you talk like someone retarded.



Also wtf koba

[Meat Load]

more like you can enjoy songs from ICP's ouevre without deciding to use their retarded nomenclature as an identity label. our friend zack here would have done better with his first choice of kool911_zack.

i mean for fuck's sake i have been known to enjoy the occasional ICP tune myself.

koba im not sure if you know this but icp is like THE one band that you get to make fun of no matter what because theyre so bad

[Meat Load]

like im pretty sure its written in stone somewhere

[MST3Kakalina]

as individuals they're pretty mockworthy

but the clown-less songs can be catchy.

[exemplary citizen]

I applaud the "fuck you guys, we're actually a christian band lol" gag they pulled on their fans a while back

[MST3Kakalina]

that was good for the lulz if nothing else

[Meat Load]

as individuals they're pretty mockworthy

but the clown-less songs can be catchy.i dont really want to write up a giant thing about how icp is the most cycnical money-grubbing scheme in the music biz and how they attract people who think it's awesome to get together and share their complete lack of aesthetic understanding as if it's something to be proud of so dont make me do it

[MST3Kakalina]

but i mean certainly it's possible to enjoy something "Run Away" in a vacuum, outside of its original context.

also rest assured i've never actually given them any money, i have more self-respect than that.

[exemplary citizen]

<img src=http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/icpfuneral.jpg>

[Fistsetsfire]

I witnessed an intense battle between juggalo and jock on the subject matter of the picture above. The only thing I could take away from the debate is: To each their own, but I'm still happy I'm not a fan.

[Charnye West]

icp is like a sports team where you get all these people getting together wearing jerseys and watchign 'the big game' and buying everything they see on the commercials during 'the game.' they know all the players and have fantasy leagues and shit, and they get in arguments about which player/'artist' is better and its appeal basically impenetrable to people who havent had an awful life is the point

[retardedfaggot]

Juggalo_zane makes me laugh.

[Fistsetsfire]

icp is like a sports team where you get all these people getting together wearing jerseys and watchign 'the big game' and buying everything they see on the commercials during 'the game.' they know all the players and have fantasy leagues and shit, and they get in arguments about which player/'artist' is better and its appeal basically impenetrable to people who havent had an awful life is the point

An excellent sum-up, but it needs something about Faygo.

[Charnye West]

"grab a cold one"