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Old 05-01-2006, 12:15 PM   #1
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a story.

i don't feel like changing names, you don't know them anyway. so these chicks krista and megan rip up bri's art portfolio. bri spray painted "DIE" on krista's garage door. she was going to spray paint it on the new car krista's dad bought for her, but the car was in the garage, so she settled for the garage door. the other megan filmed it. the other megan then stole one of those drums off the road and took it to her boyfriend's house, which was also filmed. krista took a permanent marker and wrote bri's name under "DIE", like a signature, hoping she could pin it on her since at this point there wasn't any proof bri did it. bri took the tape to her boyfriend jack's house (he once dated krista, but broke up with her because he got bored listening to her lie about her "stepdad raping her" every other day, note that she doesn't even have a stepdad) to show him. jack's parents found it. they called the cops. the other megan wrote a statement and all that stuff, but doesn't even have to do community service since she was upfront and honest about it. bri tried to turn herself in, but for some reason the cops refuse to take her in because they want to arrest her at school to make an example out of her, on a friday so she has to stay there over the weekend. meanwhile, that whole ripping up her art portfolio thing. the teacher said krista and megan said they were sorry. which apparently makes everything okay. they're in no trouble at all. bri has to redo all of that before the end of the semester, which is in i think less than three weeks, or she fails.
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:35 PM   #2
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Sucks for her. She shouldn't have tried to go out and take revenge.
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Old 05-01-2006, 12:51 PM   #3
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I got lost after 4 lines of reading and had to give up. Its like horrible teenage gossip.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:13 PM   #4
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i got lost too, but it sounds like a pretty shitty situation for everybody but you, which is always awesome.
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Old 05-01-2006, 01:46 PM   #5
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That's a big fat tl;dr there buddy.
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Old 05-01-2006, 02:54 PM   #6
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i would cry and cry and cry and then rip out people's eyes with my fingernails if they killed my portfolio.


what the fuck is wrong with people??
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:05 PM   #7
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:10 PM   #8
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There would be fucking MURDERS if that happened to me.

Thankfully, I'm no longer in any kind of environment where people would do that to me, save for a wandering crazy person. High school sucks, what with all the penned up drama llamas.
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:16 PM   #9
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I would be kind of relieved if someone destroyed my portfolio, then I wouldn't have to worry about going to college.
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Old 05-01-2006, 03:21 PM   #10
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it was the vultures and hyenas that ruined highschool f'me.

do we know why the portfolio was ripped up in the first place?
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Old 05-01-2006, 05:30 PM   #11
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What a horrible thing to do! Fucking bastards.

I'll stare at them for you.



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Old 05-01-2006, 07:21 PM   #12
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it was the vultures and hyenas that ruined highschool f'me.

do we know why the portfolio was ripped up in the first place?
becuase bri's dating jack. krista kindasorta has a history of not letting go of boyfriends and going a bit too far when it comes to anybody she feels is getting too close, or afterwards, stole him away.
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Old 05-01-2006, 07:34 PM   #13
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Wow, what a fucking bitch.
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Old 05-02-2006, 01:34 AM   #14
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I never experienced anything like this at my school. Was this kind of thing going on all around me and I just never noticed?

...probably.

I can never relate to stories like these. These petty troubles of...people. And it frustrates me because it's things like these that life is all about and I can't even visualise them.
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Old 05-02-2006, 02:18 AM   #15
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Hahah, oh Ras. You haven't heard my stories about handstabby, have you?
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